>throw oil in pan >throw garlic in pan (optional) >throw onions in pan (optional) >throw eggs in pan >scramble eggs in oil >throw cooked rice in pan >fry for a few minutes
Simplest fried rice possible, and it tastes good. If you have it, feel free to add in any diced vegetables/meat, onions sauce, sesame oil, seasonings, etc
Walmarts always hiring for overnight stockers, they will hire just about anyone for those positions (I did it back in college - had some very strange people who still managed to get hired there). They are starting at like $18/hr now. Volunteer to work the heavier depts and you will get a nice workout. Plus post Covid most of them are no longer open to the public after 11pm, so no customers to worry about. Not the best job, but beats no job.
>muh friend rice >muh seasonings
Dont listen to any of these closeted homosexuals op. That diet is going to make you into a God, physically and mentally
Buy flour in big quantity and egg whites, mix everything and make little breads using an anti stick pan with a lid. Super cheap
Pressure cooker for beans
Grided corn powder (have no idea how it is called) make nice soups
Trow some tuna or any cheap canned fish (it is almost 1x1 compared to eggs and helps you don't go crazy eating the same thing over and over)
Animal fat in blocks. Try it, buy a little block and try it. You will slowly give up s()y oils and it is better for you
Rice is a must, you need to buy in bulk because it will last
Ascorbic acid, they sell a it in big quantity. It is C vitamin in a white powder form. Mix with water and tastes like lemon. Very good acid tast and goes well with any meal. It is very important you don't get sick between this period. Thrust me... you can get sick pretty fast eating like a Vietcong
Do you ride bicycle? If yes, try to forage herbs and make teas.
Instant pastas, like miojo and shit like that. ZERO health benefits, but they are a change from repeating the same meals and go a loooong way to help your mind.
Seasoning. Buy all you can, all cheap shit with different tastes. Frick if it has too much sodium. Survivor mode is a different game.
Lentils (I count it as beans)
And now remember that things change suddenly and you NEEEEEED to have a money reserve to sustain you in Vietcong mode for at least one year. It happened to me too dude. The human survival instinct is amazing. I had nobody to call for help and survived. You will learn a lot and discover that trauma is the best teacher
But I really wished otherwise, because .. grrrrrr sucks
I’ll try some of these for sure, going to bull buy rice and have a look for seasonings tonight.
>muh friend rice >muh seasonings
Dont listen to any of these closeted homosexuals op. That diet is going to make you into a God, physically and mentally
It’s not doing anything for my body composition. Although I’ve lost 20lbs since I started eating povertymode. I still think I look the same though.
Ffs season it. Looks good otherwise.
I’ve got cheap salt and some hot sauce.
Hmm i dont know maybe get a job? No, that can't be it. Sorry wish I could help.
Walmarts always hiring for overnight stockers, they will hire just about anyone for those positions (I did it back in college - had some very strange people who still managed to get hired there). They are starting at like $18/hr now. Volunteer to work the heavier depts and you will get a nice workout. Plus post Covid most of them are no longer open to the public after 11pm, so no customers to worry about. Not the best job, but beats no job.
I’m trying but I kind of like living this way feels kind of Spartan eating basic plain stuff all the time. Couldn’t tell you the last time I had a chocolate bar or anything sweet. I think this will be good to reset my tastebuds and dopamine and I don’t miss any food at all.
Chocolate and sugar are good for you, moron. Chocolate is by far the best source of stearic acid which should be a significant portion of your fat intake. And you're never going to "reset" yourself to the point that you don't enjoy sugar since your body is built to prefer simple carbs (fruit) as your primary food source.
White rice is horrible garbage, also. At the very least you could be eating potatoes instead, at least then you're be getting some micronutrients.
You're welcome to try to explain why they're bad but you won't because you don't have any reasoning behind it. You're just parroting what you've been told. Chocolate is the richest dietary source of stearic acid but you don't even know what that is, much less why you should have lots of it in your diet.
Some of us have a code and morals. Being a thief, no matter the reasoning ( aka excuses), isn't one of them. Thievery is one lowest crimes you can commit, on par with rape, cause you are taking something not yours nor deserve or earned.
milk is really cheap for protein as well, get 1% or skim if you wanna stay lean, although with povertymode, whole might be better just for calories.
a jar of peanut butter from wal mart is like $1 and provides like 2300 calories.
oats very good, bananas are dirt cheap too. For flavoring, walmart sells a cheap sugarfree maple syrup for a couple bucks for sweet stuff. For anything else, I think they have $1 spices like garlic and onion.
pasta is also cheap, you don't want to keep eating rice every day. Oats, pasta, and rice should be enough to keep nutrients up. Hopefully you have a farmer's market near you and you can pick up dirt cheap potatoes, like the one near me has 10 lb bags for $3.
frozen section is awesome too, lots of veggies for $1-$2 a bag.
I was so strapped for cash I made rice and lentils. It's not bad eats, but nothing will ever taste good with the stress of poverty hanging over you. Maybe steal a smoked tobasco sauce bottle from Chipotle or something.
get some butter and spices for it, or take the troony pill and put onions sauce on it. Really though you should be frying the eggs with the rice.
Hmm i dont know maybe get a job? No, that can't be it. Sorry wish I could help.
>throw oil in pan
>throw garlic in pan (optional)
>throw onions in pan (optional)
>throw eggs in pan
>scramble eggs in oil
>throw cooked rice in pan
>fry for a few minutes
Simplest fried rice possible, and it tastes good. If you have it, feel free to add in any diced vegetables/meat, onions sauce, sesame oil, seasonings, etc
Ask your parents for a small loan untill you get a job again.
Make egg fried rice instead
Ffs season it. Looks good otherwise.
Get broth cubes
If I lose my job I’ll get 80% of my income until I’ll get another job or for 2 years, then it goes down to 60% for 3 years.
can't you just ask one of your family members to work in one of the businesses they own?
You lost your job? Well, where did you last see it? Ahaha
HAHAHAHAHA
Walmarts always hiring for overnight stockers, they will hire just about anyone for those positions (I did it back in college - had some very strange people who still managed to get hired there). They are starting at like $18/hr now. Volunteer to work the heavier depts and you will get a nice workout. Plus post Covid most of them are no longer open to the public after 11pm, so no customers to worry about. Not the best job, but beats no job.
>muh friend rice
>muh seasonings
Dont listen to any of these closeted homosexuals op. That diet is going to make you into a God, physically and mentally
Buy flour in big quantity and egg whites, mix everything and make little breads using an anti stick pan with a lid. Super cheap
Pressure cooker for beans
Grided corn powder (have no idea how it is called) make nice soups
Trow some tuna or any cheap canned fish (it is almost 1x1 compared to eggs and helps you don't go crazy eating the same thing over and over)
Animal fat in blocks. Try it, buy a little block and try it. You will slowly give up s()y oils and it is better for you
Rice is a must, you need to buy in bulk because it will last
Ascorbic acid, they sell a it in big quantity. It is C vitamin in a white powder form. Mix with water and tastes like lemon. Very good acid tast and goes well with any meal. It is very important you don't get sick between this period. Thrust me... you can get sick pretty fast eating like a Vietcong
Do you ride bicycle? If yes, try to forage herbs and make teas.
Instant pastas, like miojo and shit like that. ZERO health benefits, but they are a change from repeating the same meals and go a loooong way to help your mind.
Seasoning. Buy all you can, all cheap shit with different tastes. Frick if it has too much sodium. Survivor mode is a different game.
Lentils (I count it as beans)
And now remember that things change suddenly and you NEEEEEED to have a money reserve to sustain you in Vietcong mode for at least one year. It happened to me too dude. The human survival instinct is amazing. I had nobody to call for help and survived. You will learn a lot and discover that trauma is the best teacher
But I really wished otherwise, because .. grrrrrr sucks
I’ll try some of these for sure, going to bull buy rice and have a look for seasonings tonight.
It’s not doing anything for my body composition. Although I’ve lost 20lbs since I started eating povertymode. I still think I look the same though.
I’ve got cheap salt and some hot sauce.
I’m trying but I kind of like living this way feels kind of Spartan eating basic plain stuff all the time. Couldn’t tell you the last time I had a chocolate bar or anything sweet. I think this will be good to reset my tastebuds and dopamine and I don’t miss any food at all.
Chocolate and sugar are good for you, moron. Chocolate is by far the best source of stearic acid which should be a significant portion of your fat intake. And you're never going to "reset" yourself to the point that you don't enjoy sugar since your body is built to prefer simple carbs (fruit) as your primary food source.
White rice is horrible garbage, also. At the very least you could be eating potatoes instead, at least then you're be getting some micronutrients.
>Chocolate and sugar are good for you
he's right, you are the moron
You're welcome to try to explain why they're bad but you won't because you don't have any reasoning behind it. You're just parroting what you've been told. Chocolate is the richest dietary source of stearic acid but you don't even know what that is, much less why you should have lots of it in your diet.
>he doesn't steal groceries
Some of us have a code and morals. Being a thief, no matter the reasoning ( aka excuses), isn't one of them. Thievery is one lowest crimes you can commit, on par with rape, cause you are taking something not yours nor deserve or earned.
This. I would never take money from a multi-billion dollar company. I’ll starve before I reduce their bottom line by a single cent.
eggs and rice is godtier food you Black person. get some beans and tuna to mix it up every now and then, but that's shit you can thrive on
milk is really cheap for protein as well, get 1% or skim if you wanna stay lean, although with povertymode, whole might be better just for calories.
a jar of peanut butter from wal mart is like $1 and provides like 2300 calories.
oats very good, bananas are dirt cheap too. For flavoring, walmart sells a cheap sugarfree maple syrup for a couple bucks for sweet stuff. For anything else, I think they have $1 spices like garlic and onion.
pasta is also cheap, you don't want to keep eating rice every day. Oats, pasta, and rice should be enough to keep nutrients up. Hopefully you have a farmer's market near you and you can pick up dirt cheap potatoes, like the one near me has 10 lb bags for $3.
frozen section is awesome too, lots of veggies for $1-$2 a bag.
>he can afford eggs
well well
look at the city slicker eating his fancy gourmet meal
Jew
go play the banjo somwhere, since you're so good at twanging strings
Deenz, tuna, I actually got into rollmops recently and they're fricking awesome.
I was so strapped for cash I made rice and lentils. It's not bad eats, but nothing will ever taste good with the stress of poverty hanging over you. Maybe steal a smoked tobasco sauce bottle from Chipotle or something.