He's not mogging anyone look at his fricking fingers only a nerd who can't use his hands runs like that real men have straight fingers when they run because their old injuries swell up and stiffen on runs
>running a weekend 5k is a normal thing "the rest of us" do
What is wrong with journalists? No one runs marathons unless they are rich and have excessive free time.
>Thinks 5k is a marathon
What's wrong with you, fatty? 5k "fun runs" have been a thing for years. Even fat moms and pensioners do them. It's completely normal.
>billionaire >want to do a thing >don’t have to work so you have a lot of time to devote to it >can hire any help or coaching that you want to get good at it >get good at that thing
How is it surprising? Did he used to have a gimpy leg or something?
Im all for billionaires and famous people getting as fit as possible, sets an example for the masses,cant hate on the guy.
>cant hate on the guy.
I can, theres plenty wrong with the fricker. 20 minute 5k is pretty good though
>you vill work ze sweatshops
>eat ze processed food
>no time to vork out
>And you vill bask in ze fitness of ze master who employs you
no
>won't somebody think of the silicon valley techbros being overworked by evil evil zucc?
didnt the pajeet on the left start roiding a couple of years ago?
Yes
Doesn't count baby spinal fluid injections are not natty
what if all the athletic billionaires are just looking for more billionaires to do cocaine with
>yes sub 20 5k must be what humans run on sunday
Fricker cardio mogs me
>t.22 mins is my PR
it's ok, I do too
how much does the dyel BENCH?
HUH???
Rich people don't care about lifting
They just want enough cardio to last during private island sex parties
Bezos lifts
Bezos is on TRT, roidtroony
Cardiogay
Meanwhile Jeff takes 110s for a ride on the incline
I mean yea, but he is also bald and divorced. What else is he supposed to do? Go get rich?
he's a fricking android of course he can
He's not mogging anyone look at his fricking fingers only a nerd who can't use his hands runs like that real men have straight fingers when they run because their old injuries swell up and stiffen on runs
Hes the OG at selling us all out to advertising israelites for personal gain, if you post anything about him that isnt hate then youre a moronic pussy
That's a long way to say he's a vile israelite.
They just changed his oil and installed some higher pressure hydraulic hose
only half?
we have a containment thread full of cardiocels
kek
he looks like a guy who runs a sub-20 5k
>Yes, athletes are morons
The bodies of runners and bicyclists aren’t hot unless they’re women.
And then they can’t be the long distance runners or bicyclists because they look like cancer patients.
I kneel. Running must be great when you're rich. Imagine getting to just walk outside your house and run on California beaches every morning
>you must be rich to not live in an urban shithole
Great, now I'm demotivated to run my 5k this weekend
Stop posting yourself Mark. Good for you though
his security team is more impressive
You're telling me he maintauned an average speed of 15mph or 24 kmh??
Bro I'm an American, too.
You're embarrassing us.
He ran a 5k, as in 5km, in 20 min. So 15 km/h.
Or 9.3 mph.
he's a robot, his times are irrelevant
>half
make it 99%
This is pretty average for someone who runs regularly.
wow he's just like us bros. a real human being
no it isnt, its like benching 100kg for reps. everyone online says it whilst irl 99% cant do it
20mins 5km is crossing from advanced to exceptional, some people may never reach it. obviously not world class or elite though
>running a weekend 5k is a normal thing "the rest of us" do
What is wrong with journalists? No one runs marathons unless they are rich and have excessive free time.
>Thinks 5k is a marathon
What's wrong with you, fatty? 5k "fun runs" have been a thing for years. Even fat moms and pensioners do them. It's completely normal.
Frick, he mogs me.
>Look Geppetto i'm a real boy
>billionaire
>want to do a thing
>don’t have to work so you have a lot of time to devote to it
>can hire any help or coaching that you want to get good at it
>get good at that thing
How is it surprising? Did he used to have a gimpy leg or something?
Always confused. Is it 5km or 5 miles?
5km aka 3.1miles
Kinda slow