>me? I lift to increase my chance of having le premarital sex with prostitutes!
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You’re probably old/bald/fat fapped last night and once today already or your dick doesn’t even work at all
kind of pointless no? prostitutes arent exactly picky.
Some are picky. OP wants the higher class paid pussy.
same
>be me at the gym
>lifting a 100 kilos bench
>first time free weight bench
>ask someone to spot
>"oh youre going to do one?"
>answer, "Im going to do as much as I can"
>sees me do the first rep
>"ah"
>feelsgoodman
>pump out 5 reps
I lift for strength
No, I lift to have extramatrial sex.
nice profile pic op
i lift because im depressed
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>Looks like a clown or fricking drag queen and is entirely unaware of it
What a world
The path to marriage for most men is through proving yourself through the premarital sex gauntlet. Dropping out because you can't hack it makes you just as much of a loser as the hippies - but at least they got laid, unlike you.
>me? I lift to increase my chance of having le premarital sex with prostitutes!
>premarital
found the christcuck schizo virgin
If you don't have a quality fiance from Church by like 22-23, you aren't getting one. What's left are virginal hamplanets and single moms - and you have better odds outside of church to find a woman that's not fat and nice to you.
>oh, but I'll get 18y/o qts with my $70k stem/tradie job
No you won't. These cute women are interested in their HS and college peers. And let's say you try to impress her dad - where do you think these women's delusional standards came from? In fact they're even more delusional about what their little princess deserves, because their little princess is still a woman and gets tingly if you're hot. Dad doesn't care.
medication
Keep inhaling the copium, /misc/cel. If you actually went to church, you would not be deluded about what you're actually in for when it comes to dating.
After a certain age, attractive, single women with their shit together disappear from the pews.
We don't all go to church you dumb homosexual. Here's what you religion preaches
>let people walk all over you
>normal male desires are sinful
>make sure you self flagellate
Literal cuck religion
Didn't ask and didn't read
You did read it
I don't disagree. Christianity has no spiritual defenses against modern subversion; and is, for all practical purposes, obsolete - since it fails at the most basic tasks entrusted to it in the social contract between civilization and religion.
However, I think the men of the 15th-19th centuries who conquered the world in Jesus's name were more authentically Christian than pretty much any American churchgoer.
>If you don't have a quality fiance from Church by like 22-23, you aren't getting one
I don't want one. They are fricking boring.
Christianity is a fricking disease.
is there someone you can call?
I lift for my cartoon wife
>he is so ugly he completely gave up on his sole biological purpose
There is no harder defeat in life
Christianity is such a cope lmao
>no no you don't get it, I'm VOLUNTARILY not having sex because it's a sin!!
just admit you can't get laid
Sounds like you're the one coping because you're an unrepenting sinning peace of shit and in pure denial
Oh no I had consensual sex, the horror!
God should be far more concerned with the rampant violence, corruption, and greed that plagues our society rather than two people doing a normal, healthy human activity
And, in the Christian societies of the past, whoring was commonplace, since they understood that male celibacy from 15-30 simply wasn't practical. It wasn't a major sin. The alternative was, essentially "you break it, you buy it"- with shotgun marriages representing something like 20-30% of marriage in Victorian England.
that's right!
Stfu I have to do this because im facially a 3-4/10 and being muscular is a way to compensate. Am I supposed to just accept fate as an incel or what
>You did read it
/qa/ lost
>sex-havers cope and make the whole thread about religion
Lol you fricking dumb sex havers, get the frick off this sight and go back
OP yapping about pre marital sex like a religious troon in 2022
I lift to defend myself from crazy incels like you that might snap at any moment
Have sex
They'll never have sex, thus they will snap. We need to put incels in consentration camps and execute them in ovens.
Cope harder troony breeder, us incels will rule the earth
I'm never having sex and I'm coming for you.
You better be prepared.
Hey, George Galloway's Mother Of All Talk Shows is starting on Youtube, right now!!
I lift to prove I am alive to prove I should nit just kill my self. I lift to see what my body is capable of and to show others that capably. I will never lift for looks or women
I lift for widespread & affordable sex robots and artificial wombs rendering biological women to serf and beggar castes