MIRE THREAD

Post em' if you got em' cuz it's going down.

I'll start

>Been an absolute madlad in the gym since they re-opened. PPL,MMA, Cycling.
> Doing a combination of all, for about 3 hours 4 days a week is not unusual. Doing OMAD. Only exception is injury or sickness
>Drop 20-30 lbs in 6 months. According to body impedance, about 4-6 lbs is muscle. Expected during a harsh cut. Rest is fat.
>Save some cash, buy some basic threads. Converse shoes, better fitting t-shirts and gym clothes.

Hit the gym yesterday.

>Going to grab some equipment to switch out for cable machines.
>Girl who I've seen there noticing me walks to it as well.
>I smile this time when we make eye contact.
>She starts talking, I can't hear her because I have headlphones on.
>Take them off and she's clearly nervous.
>"What do you think this is for anon?" she asks, pointing at some equipment
>"I have no clue" because I really don't.
>She puts it on her head, "maybe it's for your head?"
>I know she's trying to be silly, but I wonder I really have no idea what to think. Zero.
>So we chat and I ask "How long you've been coming here"
>She starts rambling a bit, and it's clear she's embarassed.

>I have to get my reps in so I ask her her name and introduce myself. Then tell her it was nice meeting her
>go back to working out.

>Later driving home, thinking about how nervious she was and how weird she was acting. How she might be punishing herself a bit for the whole awkwardness of it all.

>tell myself
>"Been there a million times sweetheart, been there a million times."

>Go out that night and while sitting at a bar meet a girl, before she leaves she gives me her number.

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tell myself
    >"Been there a million times sweetheart, been there a million times."

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ywnbaw

      https://i.imgur.com/TpY3zHy.jpg

      Post em' if you got em' cuz it's going down.

      I'll start

      >Been an absolute madlad in the gym since they re-opened. PPL,MMA, Cycling.
      > Doing a combination of all, for about 3 hours 4 days a week is not unusual. Doing OMAD. Only exception is injury or sickness
      >Drop 20-30 lbs in 6 months. According to body impedance, about 4-6 lbs is muscle. Expected during a harsh cut. Rest is fat.
      >Save some cash, buy some basic threads. Converse shoes, better fitting t-shirts and gym clothes.

      Hit the gym yesterday.

      >Going to grab some equipment to switch out for cable machines.
      >Girl who I've seen there noticing me walks to it as well.
      >I smile this time when we make eye contact.
      >She starts talking, I can't hear her because I have headlphones on.
      >Take them off and she's clearly nervous.
      >"What do you think this is for anon?" she asks, pointing at some equipment
      >"I have no clue" because I really don't.
      >She puts it on her head, "maybe it's for your head?"
      >I know she's trying to be silly, but I wonder I really have no idea what to think. Zero.
      >So we chat and I ask "How long you've been coming here"
      >She starts rambling a bit, and it's clear she's embarassed.

      >I have to get my reps in so I ask her her name and introduce myself. Then tell her it was nice meeting her
      >go back to working out.

      >Later driving home, thinking about how nervious she was and how weird she was acting. How she might be punishing herself a bit for the whole awkwardness of it all.

      >tell myself
      >"Been there a million times sweetheart, been there a million times."

      >Go out that night and while sitting at a bar meet a girl, before she leaves she gives me her number.

      >At the college gym a few months ago
      >Hitting chest at the hammer strength iso lateral wide chest machine and have an absolutely immaculate pump, also the tallest guy there from what I can see, 6'3"
      >Getting up to change plates etc
      >Chick walks by and taps me on the shoulder
      >Asks "Do you know what cologne you're wearing? I want to get a gift for my boyfriend"
      >A completely retarded way to word that question
      >Stare past her for a second, not even acknowledging her presence
      >She mentioned her boyfriend, so I answer "don't know" because I'm no cuck
      >Put earbud back in and get back to work
      >She runs away and I think she left the gym entirely, embarrassed
      No, I don't talk to women. They lack the mental capacity.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The cologne in question + old Hispanice timber deodorant. An irresistible combination.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Has absolutely nothing to do with your story but I love Islamic fragrances. White Christian but I enjoy smelling like I just walked out of a mosque. Dehn El Oud Mubarak is my go-to, Jannatul Firdaus is another great one. Incredibly cheap if you're willing to get them shipped from the third world as well.

          Anyways back on topic

          https://i.imgur.com/TpY3zHy.jpg

          Post em' if you got em' cuz it's going down.

          I'll start

          >Been an absolute madlad in the gym since they re-opened. PPL,MMA, Cycling.
          > Doing a combination of all, for about 3 hours 4 days a week is not unusual. Doing OMAD. Only exception is injury or sickness
          >Drop 20-30 lbs in 6 months. According to body impedance, about 4-6 lbs is muscle. Expected during a harsh cut. Rest is fat.
          >Save some cash, buy some basic threads. Converse shoes, better fitting t-shirts and gym clothes.

          Hit the gym yesterday.

          >Going to grab some equipment to switch out for cable machines.
          >Girl who I've seen there noticing me walks to it as well.
          >I smile this time when we make eye contact.
          >She starts talking, I can't hear her because I have headlphones on.
          >Take them off and she's clearly nervous.
          >"What do you think this is for anon?" she asks, pointing at some equipment
          >"I have no clue" because I really don't.
          >She puts it on her head, "maybe it's for your head?"
          >I know she's trying to be silly, but I wonder I really have no idea what to think. Zero.
          >So we chat and I ask "How long you've been coming here"
          >She starts rambling a bit, and it's clear she's embarassed.

          >I have to get my reps in so I ask her her name and introduce myself. Then tell her it was nice meeting her
          >go back to working out.

          >Later driving home, thinking about how nervious she was and how weird she was acting. How she might be punishing herself a bit for the whole awkwardness of it all.

          >tell myself
          >"Been there a million times sweetheart, been there a million times."

          >Go out that night and while sitting at a bar meet a girl, before she leaves she gives me her number.

          >be me
          >at bar with frend
          >attempting to explain to him why I find the plane scene from Dark Knight Rises so funny
          >explain in detail the ambiguity of the "for you"
          >some girl next to us is blitzed out of her mind, starts listening in
          >says "you're a big guy for me"
          >I laugh
          >she laughs
          >she continues to address me as Big Guy
          >like "hey, Big Guy, get us another drink"
          >later go over to shoot some pool with mein freund, she goes off to another group
          >I feel poking behind me
          >"hey Big Guy, Big Guy"
          >turn around, it's her
          >"you should meet my friends" and she points to a couple of people in a nearby booth
          >go over and turns out they have no idea who she is
          >she did something similar once or twice after that, always poking me and saying "Big Guy"
          >mfw same height as the original Big Guy, Tom Hardy
          Kinda funny but she definitely needs to go easy on the good stuff, hope she made it home safe. I don't think anyone there knew who she was

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >White Christian but I enjoy smelling like I just walked out of a mosque
            That's because islam and christianity are both middle eastern cults and you have a fetish for gnomish subversion.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Inshallah you shall return to reddit immediately and never play with the big kids again.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >cheap from the third world
            very intrigued. from what sites can we buy 'em, anon?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ebay on the cheap. You can also get them from Amazon and a few other places but at a huge markup. I got this particular bottle on Ebay from India for $5 back in 2016.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >mfw same height as the original Big Guy, Tom Hardy
            >5’9

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        should have answered

        >ask my girlfriend

        instant alpha points. Now you just became that autistic kid in a gym

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why would I ever admit to fraternizing with females?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ask this person who isn't here probably doesn't exist
          Cringe tryhard gay.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But that would be a lie.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        past her for a second, not even acknowledging her presence
        lmao thats just comical

        The cologne in question + old Hispanice timber deodorant. An irresistible combination.

        if a girl thinks ur good looking you could even be wearing some hideous disgusting cologne and she'd still say its ok.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>She mentioned her boyfriend, so I answer "don't know" because I'm no cuck
        >>Put earbud back in and get back to work

        fucking lol I thought I was the only autist who would do something like this.

        > be at office
        > go down to the cafeteria to have lunch in peace
        > a paperback copy of Aquinas' "Summa" open in front of me
        > chew broccoli as I become immersed in my book
        > at some point enter trance
        > Christianity is the most cogent religious there is
        > female coworker is apparently next to me
        > (I believe I was tearing up a bit at that point)
        > she asks me what I'm reading
        > I know she has fucked 3 different coworkers AND our 50-year-old boss (married with kids)
        > I turn my head and fix my eyes on her disgusting, putrid sinner visage
        > utter "Summa" and disregard her
        > later that day Team's message
        > "are you angry??"
        > I respond no
        > "you look like you want to hit me"
        > never respond

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She wants summa dat, bro.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, I did not realize one man could be so based. Bless you. Unironically buying Summa right now. Are you reading it in Latin?0

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Are you reading it in Latin?0

            Certainly not. The effort required to get through the syntax and vocabulary would detract from the whole experience. If you feel comfortable by all means go ahead but be aware of its complexity.

            >> "you look like you want to hit me"
            For some reason the thought of someone sending that in a work chat made me howl with laughter.

            I tell you I did not expect it either. Typical woman has no sense of propriety whatsoever.

            She wants Summa you, anon. But don't dip your pen in the company ink. Especially if she fucks married men, what a cunt

            I'm tempted to actually give a little of backstory to all this but I'm exhausted right now. Long story short when I first entered this office I just had kind of an epiphany, a spiritual revelation of what I was supposed to do. It came out of the blue as I meandered about Cathedrals under scorching summer of Madrid in 2020. Anyways, I knew I had to be there. This girl from the moment I set foot on that place I would feel her eyes on me all the time. They are pretty damn blue so I would pick them out of my peripheral vision easily. I wanted to focus on my work and my family (my dear mother, especially, whom I had shamelessly disregarded lately). Everyone at the office knew she was crazy about me (btw i'm 26 and she's 25 if anyone's curious), so they made up excuses for us to "work" together (she's hopelessly air-headed though). Naturally I wanted nothing of the romantic sort but she really tried. It took her 1 month for me to look back at her in the eyes. 4 months until I took the effort to utter a formed, non-monosyllabic sentence. All in all it was 10 months of her trying to get my attention. She is tall and pretty and tried hard so I gave her a chance. We went out, went back to her place and as we were stripping each other naked I felt like something was wrong and had to stop. Next Thursday I told her to go out together that weekend. She said she would let me know. She didn't. That same Sunday I told her good luck in her life, that it would not work.
            She told me "but we haven't really tried, to make this work, right?"
            I responded: "True."
            1/2

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              2/2
              But in reaility I HAD tried.
              These days I see her follow me around in the office, asking my friends about me, she even set up a get-together after work. I downed a pint in 20 seconds and left (I went to a library and purchased a book for my mother as a surprise gift). When I got home I had messages from a friend of mine. They went: "hey anon I'm X, where are you?"
              "hello??"
              My friend told me she was crying in the pub, eventually lost consciousness and was transported home by a co-worker, who I'm pretty sure had unprotected sex with.

              Sorry for the rambling. I guess I still feel very strange about it. If anything it's taught me to never take people for granted, and don't play stupid games.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > "you look like you want to hit me"
          Id get so fucking hard if a woman told me that

        • 4 weeks ago
          I hate women

          >> "you look like you want to hit me"
          >> never respond
          keyed child of christ avoids responding to avoid sinning

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > "are you angry??"
          > I respond no
          > "you look like you want to hit me"
          > never respond
          I relate, I'm always told my resting face looks like I'm pissed which makes me a bit insecure because anyone who doesn't know me won't approach me.
          At college I was getting food at the dining hall. I was waiting in the pasta line and there was this retarded kid infront of me talking the dining hall lady's ear off, completely in the way of the food. I don't feel like talking so I stand there and stare at the wall waiting for him to walk away. A minute passes and he looks at me and says "why do you look angry?"
          I turn to him and just say "Could you move?" He moves, but then he walks up to me while I'm sitting with my buddies. Ofcourse he is with 2 what I'm assuming to be sorority chicks and apologizes and says he doesn't want any issues. I give him the side eye and tell him he's good thinking thats the end of it but he doesn't walk away. Then the girls start talking too, and I just get up and motion my friends to come up with me.
          Fast forward 2 months later I see one of the girls in the bar, she walks up to me and starts talking about how scared she was but because I was smiling now I seemed more friendly. My 5' 6" friend proceeds to get into a fight and I have to get in the middle of it, didn't see the girl again.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I didn't see the girl again
            Blame your dwarf friend for hitting her.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >My 5' 6" friend proceeds to get into a fight
            Always the short guys starting shit.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >> "you look like you want to hit me"
          For some reason the thought of someone sending that in a work chat made me howl with laughter.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She wants Summa you, anon. But don't dip your pen in the company ink. Especially if she fucks married men, what a cunt

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >implying that the easy fuck at the office isn't a blessing as long as she keeps her mouth shut

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          saved

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Your semi-trance and sensible tears whilst reading the Angelic Doctor are what is known as a Sensible Consolation.

          God is calling you and encouraging you to keep reading his Truth.

          If you sincerely persist in changing your life and studying his Word, God will close down this Sense Understanding, and you will start to experience him Spiritually.

          This means, completely outside your five external senses and four internal senses, in a completely supernatural way, as he invites you into True Contemplation.

          You'll know this when it happens.

          27:00 in this link:

          That's what it looks like when God seizes your will, but leaves your memory and understanding free. (The Fifth Mansion)

          >Be me
          >Big guy for you
          >Biker
          >Be the worst sinner imaginable
          >People cross the road when they see me coming
          >Guys see me coming on the street and suddenly become very interested in something they're seeing somewhere else that means they don't have to make eye contact with me.
          >God shows me my sins
          >God calls me to a Carmelite Monastery
          >Have no idea what I'm doing
          >God teaches me anyway
          >Turn out to be a Natural Contemplative Soul
          >So devoted to God despite my sins that I now experience Concomitant Mystic Phenomena
          >Life is effectively, supernatural
          >Despite me being entirely undeserving of this
          >Gratuitous gift of God
          >So now I'm a big biker who regularly is called into the fifth mansion at random times
          >Especially when I receive Communion
          >Meaning I often freeze in place, starting intensely into space, unable to move until God lets go
          >Looking like I do
          >Doctor in church comes up to ask me if I'm OK
          >Respond in tongues

          Keep reading the Summa. The spiritual reality is wilder than you could possibly imagine.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Any time they mention a "boyfriend" when they're obviously hitting on me I think they're either untrustworthy or being a whore. Either way I lose attraction.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think they're projecting their values onto men when they do that. Like they think because social proof is valuable to them that it must be valuable to everyone, so they present themselves to men they're attracted to as the thing they are personally attracted to, not realizing it's fucking repulsive because she's basically signalling that she's a man.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Basically women think men will want to help her cheat on her boyfriend but that's just woman brain thinking since they'd do that with a man who had a girlfriend already.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          all women have boyfriends so by definition if they're flirty with you they're untrustworthy whores.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would have said “it’s my sweat. Want some?”

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You'd flex a 'cep too, I bet

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You put on cologne before going to the gym?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not anon, but some colognes have good sillage and longevity - strong enough to last all day. Increased body heat from a workout will definitely cause them to reactivate.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          fucking shit. that scared me
          he didn't even try

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Do you know what cologne you're wearing? I want to get a gift for my boyfriend
        You're supposed to say, "come back to my place and I'll show you"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >How about you "wear" me instead?

        You guys literally dont know how to talk to women.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The cologne in question + old Hispanice timber deodorant. An irresistible combination.

        https://i.imgur.com/TpY3zHy.jpg

        Post em' if you got em' cuz it's going down.

        I'll start

        >Been an absolute madlad in the gym since they re-opened. PPL,MMA, Cycling.
        > Doing a combination of all, for about 3 hours 4 days a week is not unusual. Doing OMAD. Only exception is injury or sickness
        >Drop 20-30 lbs in 6 months. According to body impedance, about 4-6 lbs is muscle. Expected during a harsh cut. Rest is fat.
        >Save some cash, buy some basic threads. Converse shoes, better fitting t-shirts and gym clothes.

        Hit the gym yesterday.

        >Going to grab some equipment to switch out for cable machines.
        >Girl who I've seen there noticing me walks to it as well.
        >I smile this time when we make eye contact.
        >She starts talking, I can't hear her because I have headlphones on.
        >Take them off and she's clearly nervous.
        >"What do you think this is for anon?" she asks, pointing at some equipment
        >"I have no clue" because I really don't.
        >She puts it on her head, "maybe it's for your head?"
        >I know she's trying to be silly, but I wonder I really have no idea what to think. Zero.
        >So we chat and I ask "How long you've been coming here"
        >She starts rambling a bit, and it's clear she's embarassed.

        >I have to get my reps in so I ask her her name and introduce myself. Then tell her it was nice meeting her
        >go back to working out.

        >Later driving home, thinking about how nervious she was and how weird she was acting. How she might be punishing herself a bit for the whole awkwardness of it all.

        >tell myself
        >"Been there a million times sweetheart, been there a million times."

        >Go out that night and while sitting at a bar meet a girl, before she leaves she gives me her number.

        These shitposts are very good bros, made me kek

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >No, I don't talk to women. I lack the mental capacity.
        That's me

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My girlfriend buys me this perfume mists. One of them is clean soap scented, smells just like coming out of the shower which is nice. Makes you feel fresh, even late night, sweaty etc...
        The other one is 'baby powder' and basically smells like a clean, fresh talcum powder with some soft and warm sweetness.
        She really knows her choices. I always smell proper without making any too strong ego statements. I'm just clean, fresh, and nice. At least that's what my perfume says about me.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hammer strength iso lateral wide chest machine

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Great job, king.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Best answer would have been "I'm not wearing cologne, babe"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >No, I don't talk to women. They lack the mental capacity.
        i think you're just scared and awkward

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why would I be scared of a w*man? I'm the scary one with my stature. I just have no interest in donating half my stuff and my house to a modern female who is 20x worse than what my grandfather had.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Please enter into my wife

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >me, 38yo, 20%bf so still a bit fat but hidden well by my Tshirt that hugs my shoulders and shows off the 4 abs that are visible
    >wagefagging in the retail warehouse I work
    >look up from my palletjack
    >qt pajeeta 20 feet away staring right at me
    >her face turns from admiration to a massive smile that I'm looking back at her.
    >she looks away coyly, if she were white she'd be blushing
    >she looks back again and I'm still looking at her
    >the beaming grin comes back
    >she's not even that hot, 6/10 at best but that smile, man
    >"hi" she says coyly
    >"hi, you okay?" I ask, like I ask all customers
    >"yeah" still grinning
    >some younger coworker arrives having fetched her a trolley and she looks at me absolutely devastated that she had already asked this dyel zoomer for help and couldn't ask me instead.
    >we share a last glance and she follows the dyel

    Feels good bros.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're 38, posting here, and type like that

      unironially have a nice day

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All that text just to say
        >Me and a customer smiled at each other

        God mire threads are retarded

        >"hi, you okay?" I ask, like I ask all customers
        What retarded customer service is that? Forget the rest of your retarded shit, thats the cringiest part of your story

        Mire threads really are always full of seething gays that never get positive reactions from women, no matter how small, aren't they?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol what a loser this guy [...]
        is right. Fucking basement dweller living in moms basement and drinking beer every week. Pathetic

        t. trolley pushing DYELs

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he works at a warehouse at 38, be gentle

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol what a loser this guy

      you're 38, posting here, and type like that

      unironially have a nice day

      is right. Fucking basement dweller living in moms basement and drinking beer every week. Pathetic

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All that text just to say
      >Me and a customer smiled at each other

      God mire threads are retarded

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"hi, you okay?" I ask, like I ask all customers
      What retarded customer service is that? Forget the rest of your retarded shit, thats the cringiest part of your story

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >38yo retail warehouse worker

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Idk what happened to this board in the past few years (holy shit you guys are toxic), but I enjoyed your story anon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well written and enjoyable mire, ignore the angry pygmy.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me bulking so some of my medium shirts are getting tight
    > Meeting up with my best friend and his burn out older brother
    >Brother unprovoked " my fiance wouldn't like me if looked like you, she loves the dad bod" *pats stomach*
    >Me in my head "what are you afraid of?"
    >Also me, I love making dudes feel like they need to declare their significant others love for them around me.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I love making dudes feel like they need to declare their significant others love for them around me.
      Massive insecurity. Literally just work out. Women may like the dad-bod but they sure as hell love a man with some fucking discipline more.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a girl looked at me today which usually does not happen so it was nice

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm happy for you

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >working near personal trainer and the client
    >trainer points to me and says: "see that? that's what you should be doing"
    Yes, my pressing form is immaculate, how could you tell?

    Here's an instance of me miring someone else because it was too cool
    >gym has a rock climbing wall (maybe 70ish feet)
    >about a third of the way up is a ledge large enough to stand on
    >some summer camp for kids is having a field trip to climb on the wall and learn to rope belay and whatnot
    >they're all super young so most don't go very high
    >one kid reaches the ledge, stands on it, then while looking down at all the kids in his group, does a front double bicep pose before climbing back down
    That kid is cooler than all of IST combined and he is already making it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>w-w-what's his routine?

      Wouldn't it be easier for kids to climb like spider monkeys because they have less weight to lift?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It definitely helps. When I was depressed as fuck and down to 115 at like 8% body fat I went somewhere with rock climbing with some friends and scaled the walls at like 3 times the speed of everyone else. Same as with pullups, small amounts of weight make a massive difference, and also why pro climbers stay comparatively thin in the legs/chest

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that kid

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Got an anti-mire today. Felt pretty good tbh

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same-ish think happened to me today
      >See plump petite gnomish girl with nice face at my gym
      >see her from time to time
      >seems enough of a loser to be with me
      >instantly fall in love with her
      >be at squat rack
      >she's in the one next to mine
      >About to hit my immense squat PR of 70kg
      >grab the bar and smile like a retarded monkey at the mirror in front of me, as I always do before though lifts
      >can see her approaching my rack
      >tries to get some small weights on my rack that are too high for her
      >eye contact, she sees that I'm about to do my squat
      >Hastily go on the tip of her fit and get the two 2.5kg discs out of my rack, run away back to her rack
      Anyway I ended up doing 4x5 my "PR" and celebrated by doing 5 pull ups on my rack, I hope she noticed

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You should put that on your Tinder profile

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I stopped reading when you garden gnome.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >meh
      back to fucking Reddit holy shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you literally posted a fake convo about a fake story that never happened
      rope

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >post pic of me on insta because the lighting made me look buff
    >old acquaintance from high school messages me saying she wanted to "check up" on old friends
    >ask her out for a drink
    >seeing her next Tuesday

    It's not really that easy is it?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Always is when you're good looking my friend, WAGMI.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But the thing is it really is that easy
      Just go with the flow she's already interested

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You already know it is friend

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That girl is easy anon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It literally is sometimes
      I went on a date tonight with a girl from my class

      I generally don't talk to people needlessly, but on the first day of class during the break she invites me to go to the canteen with her during mid class break, keeps touching me, etc
      Now she does it every class and after class she walks me to the train station
      Like I said, I generally don't talk to other people, so it was all her

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Had the same experience with a girl from my class, I made the first move and it was autopilot from there. She left me about 2 months later after telling me she fell in love with me.
        Tried to get her back but she was gone

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look at all those digits!
      Marry her.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lurk more, go back, etcetera.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          think he's talking about the replies

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At her prime high school years she was fucking Chad, Brad and Tyrone and now that she is past her prime and declining, you are good enough for her

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cool I'm past my prime years too, she still looks good, who gives a shit?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But noooo anon gay bucketcrabs on this board say you shouldn't do something that means you really shouldn't do it or they'll post mean words and shitty memes

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Stop enjoying the company of hot women, anon, you need to engage in mental gymnastics and shun her

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >le high school girl wants to collect plot
      just don't fall for anything more than commitment-free sex, dumbass

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You’re definitely going to get stage fright when it’s time to bang kek

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Women only want sex. It’s fucking disgusting.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shit like this makes me want to actually post on social media. I have an instagram account but have never posted anything on it and I don't know how to start after 6 or something years of lurking

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Take some kino pics that show off your body, it's not that hard, follow people you know or are interested in and like their shit. I actually got pretty "good" at photography in my younger years just so I could take decent pics of me/cute girls.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I just never have an "excuse" to post pics, I never go out and do stuff with people/take pictures so I would just be posting selfies all the time and outing myself as a loner.
          I've already started experimenting with taking good pics after I took a mirror selfie at the gym and realized I could pull off aesthetic dyel mode so that's not the issue.
          I'm just not the type that thinks "hmm today I will post something about myself for the sole purpose of attention/showing off," it feels vain
          But still I can get over feelings of vanity. It's mainly just point number 1. Further exacerbated by the fact that I've literally never made a social media post for the better part of a decade, only to start randomly posting pics of my body or flattering face pics. It's like I'm outing my insecurities.

          don't mean to blogpost but this is one of the places where I can talk so autistically about this

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Same, I can’t comprehend why I should post selfies and shit or my life. We are just in the wrong generation, it’s so gay id rather cold approach and get rejected then use cancer Insta

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            get a tripod and fake it till ya make it

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >only to start randomly posting pics of my body or flattering face pics. It's like I'm outing my insecurities.
            This is what you think, not what others will think. It's the same thing as doing something embarassing on public transit, no one actually gives that much of a shit about you

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bre Im working on it too. I’m waiting till I have 1000 followers and loosing 5 Kilos to finally post my first short free foto. It will be nice to be lean for once WGMI

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What have you been posting? Do you get a good amount of likes and are you liking other people's shit? I don't give a shit about most of what other people are posting but know I'm obliged to like stuff if I want people to like mine. I mean right now I don't want people to know I've even seen their social media shit, let alone like it, part of my misanthropic streak I guess bre

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nothing man just really nothing, I have been following people and mostly they follow back so my tactic is to have 1000 people and then like my picture. It’s really easy to get 1000 followers and the chicks dig it ( Had a few just write to me without picture or nothing). You can use IG Follower to track shit.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me at work
    >shitty side gig at a drug store
    >girl comes in, we exchange greetings
    >think nothing of it
    >fast forward to the end my shift
    >coworker comes up to me and asks if i’m seeing anyone
    >uhh no?
    >”you remember that girl who came in today? she wants your number”
    >vaguely remember her and she looked cute
    >coworker tells me she said “who is that buff guy he’s cute”
    >coworker is friends with the qt and fully embraces the role of matchmaker now
    >start talking to the qt and we agree to go on a date
    >we go out and have a decent time, just getting to know each other it felt comfy
    >she’s a bit nerdy and perhaps slightly autistic but it felt nice
    >ask her out again after the date and she rejects me
    >fast forward 3 weeks
    >she comes into the store again and we briefly talk
    >same day she texts me asking if i want to go out again
    >i agree to it
    >mfw i have no clue what i’m getting into

    the life of a khv is tough bros. i am very confused. i am going into this with zero expectations (again), but i will definitely ask her at some point what she is on about and let her explain herself

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe try smash city bro

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that would be nice, i’m afraid my autism is bit of a turn off though

        >what she is on about
        I know what she's on about. I used to be very timid around women, but I'm very good looking so I would always get my foot in the door. What's happening is she wants you to be as cool as you look, but you're not acting that way. She's giving you multiple chances because she's that attracted to you physically.

        yeah that sounds like me. i’ve had girls aggressively flirt with me before but i could never make a move. i just have no ‘game’ whatsoever and that makes it tough, i also don’t want to put on an entire act.

        Don't ask her "what she's on about", as in don't make her verbalize it. At some point during the date go for a kiss, you'll know when because you will look into her eyes and your 3 millon years of evolution will tell you to go for the kiss. Either she reciprocates or she doesn't, either way you will know "what she's on about". Thank me later retard, I don't wanna hear excuses.

        i feel like she owes me an explanation atleast? not that i would be blaming her but i thought i could phrase it in a playful way and get her to talk about it because it is odd. idk i do feel very hesitant to go for a kiss after she rejected me initially, i guess nothing horrible happens if i misread it but still. will keep it in mind

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >i feel like she owes me an explanation atleast?
          We already explained it to you, and she doesn't owe you anything.

          You need to have fun with your interactions with her. Do what you do because you want to do it. Her desire is for you to be someone whose fun she can get caught up in. She doesn't want to have to explain anything to you.

          [...]
          Not him but damn reminds me that I have a bunch of absolute horror story dates I can tell you lads, but I don't know if it's the right thread

          Just do it, half this board is off topic.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i guess that makes sense. you probably get more pussy then me so i’ll take your word for it. well i will try not to get worked up too much and just have a good time regardless of the outcome.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Good man. Think of it this way: the less effort it takes to be around someone the more people want to be around them. You're already attractive to her, so you don't have to make ANY effort for her to want to be around you. You were good enough when she asked for your number, and you're good enough now. So just enjoy yourself.

        • 4 weeks ago
          I hate women

          Don’t be desperate bro, she doesn’t want you, just let it go.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She doesn't owe you anything, dating is like being behind the 4th wall, you want to express interest to each other without saying it. Asking an explanation is breaking the 4th wall and destroying the experience.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what she is on about
      I know what she's on about. I used to be very timid around women, but I'm very good looking so I would always get my foot in the door. What's happening is she wants you to be as cool as you look, but you're not acting that way. She's giving you multiple chances because she's that attracted to you physically.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        FUck this resonates with me on a spiritual level. I get my foot through the door a lot of times because of my looks but I think my personality just makes them no longer interested or occasionally throwing bones at me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't ask her "what she's on about", as in don't make her verbalize it. At some point during the date go for a kiss, you'll know when because you will look into her eyes and your 3 millon years of evolution will tell you to go for the kiss. Either she reciprocates or she doesn't, either way you will know "what she's on about". Thank me later retard, I don't wanna hear excuses.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Don't ask her "what she's on about", as in don't make her verbalize it.
        This. That's something she would only have to do for a non-chad, which is exactly why she doesn't do it. Not overtly giving out the information that a non-Chad would need means only Chad knows what to do. It's a filtering technique that all women naturally know.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what she is on about
      I know what she's on about. I used to be very timid around women, but I'm very good looking so I would always get my foot in the door. What's happening is she wants you to be as cool as you look, but you're not acting that way. She's giving you multiple chances because she's that attracted to you physically.

      Not him but damn reminds me that I have a bunch of absolute horror story dates I can tell you lads, but I don't know if it's the right thread

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why the fuck would you accept a date after she blew you off? You know she was probably banging some chad but then he left and you were the second best option.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like you're her backup plan after her main chad dumoed her tbh

        but she approached me and made the first move (and was very autistic/shy about it) so i dont really think i was the backup plan? she rejected me after the first date. idk that could very well be the case but atleast i can try to get some pussy out of it? she is trying for a second time atleast? its weird i agree

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >she approached me and made the first move (and was very autistic/shy about it)
          > i dont really think i was the backup plan?
          non sequitur. how does the method of acquisition matter? if you go to a store and buy a backup for your whatever device, is it not a backup because you actively went looking for it?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like you're her backup plan after her main chad dumoed her tbh

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like you had a shitty date but then she decided to give you a second chance
      Maybe she was ovulating

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah thats the best case scenario probably

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >but i will definitely ask her at some point what she is on about and let her explain herself
      She's probably horny now.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're one of the 5 guys she's "talking to"

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Caught an older lady eyeing me down down 3 times today. Nothing crazy.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are gym women into me if they keep taking the treadmill/elliptical next to mine in a row of empty machines? Or do they just want to watch that particular ESPN channel on the wall. My wife has started coming over to talk to me when that happens so I'm thinking the former

    Guy at a ren fair told the lady he was with I had "the perfect body." Gay mires are still mires

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You stand like a homosexual.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fuck you

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ditto

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you do stand like a gay fellow

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The way you stand is flamboyant

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >My wife
      Sure thing, buddy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Glad your "wife's" operation went well

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You look like a homosexual

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fag

    • 4 weeks ago
      I hate women

      gay bros be like

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >my wife
      I keep seeing this get posted on this board. Is it a larp or have you gays really fell for the marriage meme?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I had a girlfriend make a coupon book that had this same type of crap on it. I broke up with her on Valentine's day and still think about her 20 years later. She gave me a blowjob 1-2 times a day for a year and I've never had another blowjob that has come close since. It felt like I was on the verge of passing out and my ears would ring.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >marriage meme
        letting the garden gnomes get to you this hard…

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You look SASSY

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf is up with your face? Are you the space cop from deep space 9?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's gay.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf bro
      you gay

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your pic. Is that the gay guy who mired you?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you look absolutely fabulous queen don't let the other anons get you down

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve never seen an anon get roasted this hard. Kek. You do look like a flamin cocksucking queer though tbh

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you look like you pay homeless people to buttfuck you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I suck cock as a side hustle but that's not as gay as your stance in that pic

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Started a new job recently, overheard coworkers saying I look like a lift. They asked me about my scabbed knuckles (heavy bag no gloves) and they said I look like a mean motherfucker, in a good way. Old fat me thinks they’re fucking with me but people I haven’t seen in a while are telling me I look built and healthy, feels so fucking good bros

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any former fatties how do you overcome insecurity of being fat for 95% of your life to becoming fit?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Any former fatties how do you overcome insecurity of being fat for 95% of your life to becoming fit?
        I went from 320 to 192 and then back up to 230 (with a lot more muscle). The answer for me was just time. Eventually you'll have enough new experiences as a fit person that they'll form the new basis of your unconscious assumptions and the way you view the world

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Old fat me thinks they’re fucking with me"
      I relate to this so hard it hurts anon.

      And heavy bag no gloves? You wrap, surely? You're gonna fuck your hands anon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes wraps. After that one time I went and bought some 16 oz gloves

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I use those stretchy hobo style gloves with the gel in the knuckles cos wraps are a time consuming pain in the arse, and mma gloves when I want to go a bit heavier.
          Haven't used a bag in ages since my work got a gym and I quit the one I was going to. Work gym is free but no bags.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >PPL 4 days a week
    Cool larp

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >about to lock up my bike and walk in the gym
    >see the full parking lot
    >get embarrassed and ride back home, figuring I'll get a gym membership when there are less people to see me
    it's not a mire, but I need to confess my sin

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you at least go uphill both ways?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah. It's not even that far away, only like 10 miles from my house.
        I guess the only thing to take solace in is that I bike around a lot, so my quads are way better compared to everything else.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          dude just go, everybody in the gym just has earpods and ignores their surrounding. people are busy with their own insecurities

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          dude just go, everybody in the gym just has earpods and ignores their surrounding. people are busy with their own insecurities

          seconding this anon, if you actually try to look around surreptitiously at a gym for once you'll find that you're the only one doing it 99% of the time and the other 1% of the time is just other people taking cursory glances around the room

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Once my gf's step mother was talking about good qualities i had that i could put in my cv, and said i had a nice ass.

    Not sure what to think about that, but yeah, that happened.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >at home in the living room
    >lying on the couch playing mario kart on my 3ds
    >dad comes in
    >ask him if i could take his car later
    >he doesnt answer
    >just stares at me for some seconds
    >"what the hell anon, when did your arms get so big? Youre starting to look like Popeye hahaha"
    >tell him to stop joking since my arms were always like this
    >"no anon. Recently your whole upper got much bigger, how did you not notice that?"
    I still dont know if he is serious or joking because when i look in the mirror i still see the same skinny fat dyel from 6 months ago

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your dad wants to fug

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same here
      >Walking around house shirtless because I need to show off my body even if it's my family
      >Dad says "wow anon, your back has gotten much wider"
      >Laugh it off because I know I'm a DYEL
      picrel is my dyel self

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not bad, but please learn to take better photos

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be at phone store
    >looking at the phones, I accidentally bump into an elderly woman, probably around the 60s
    >she looks kinda scared/mad at first
    >say "oh I'm so sorry"
    >her expression completely changes, looks me from head to toes and she says something like "no need to be sorry, with those shoulders no wonders you crash into poeple "
    >reply with a shy "thanks" and keep looking at the phones

    thanks for the compliment, lady. But I'm not interested in that grandma pussy

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This was my best mire

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >their
      Lmfao

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's correct, you moron.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I before e anon, except after c. And I'm pretty sure for, like, a word or two that are exceptions.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >thier

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm thinking the only way to win this, or not lose any more, is to not play. Good bait.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's more exceptions than words that follow the rule. It's just a matter of words that are used more often is why that's even a "rule", and it's a stupid one.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Correct is "his"

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How do you know, did you ASK?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >t. ESL

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This. What compels an anon to use that soispeak unironically?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >That's correct
          Lmfao

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ???

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >things have been shitty with gf lately
    >had a panic attack like bitch on the last date
    >sex has been shit too
    >go nofap for a week and focus on abs
    >yesterday
    >gf mires them
    >fuck her hard, first good sex in weeks
    >spend more time looking at my own abs than her
    im back lads
    don't let bad times get you down we all have bumps in the road

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome back. Now wait until you find out the sex has been shit cuz she met me.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2 hour interview for new job over zoom
    >up to hiring manager 3 out of 4
    >kind of overweight woman
    >her face lights up when I turn the camera on
    >typical interview questions, she’s throwing softballs at me
    >starts getting flirty
    >”so anon I don’t have much left to ask how about yourself~”
    >mention I lift weights and do alot of hardcore backcountry snowboarding
    >starts visibly smiling and mentioning how she’s a military wife and her husband is going to be gone all of august so she’ll be alone
    >I got the job with the max salary I wanted.
    >I will find out tomorrow but im assuming she was the one who pushed me to get hired by this company.

    Feels good anons, I really appreciate this board for pushing me to workout and not just be a fatty like the rest of my family. Everybody in my family comments about how big I look, it feels really good and has cured some serious mental issues I’ve had with depression.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >feminists complain about unequal outcomes
      >other women just promote chads to the top of everything
      Ahhh, it's beautiful how quickly nature corrects missteps.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Keep us updated how the job goes anon. And by job I mean her

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>2 hour interview for new job over zoom
      Jesus Christ

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ask girl how many sets she had left on platform for deadlifts. She says she just started but
    >’you can warm up with my weight I know you do like 10 times as much’.

    Felt good. And I did. Then she left the room before I was done warming up and didn’t get to see my 405x5 top set dead.

    But that’s for the best because it was a sumo deadlift which would have killed any attraction she had for me to begin with

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you can warm up with my weight
      >I did
      >Then she left
      You weren't supposed to pick her up, anon.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shes mad cute and actually lifts hard. If only I wasn’t full autismo

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >at the gym
    >have gotten aesthetic to the point that I now notice girls full on looking at me in the gym
    >don't even have to wonder anymore with the girls that full on pick me
    >one of these girls is a goblina with an amazing body, long legs, amazing ass and ehh ok tits her face a little busted
    >constantly see her looking my way that I finally make a point to talk to her
    >actually hit it off easier than I ever expected
    >remember the whole 'don't act like you care and they'll want you to fuck them immediately,' so be as nonchalant about everything with her and even ignore her from time to time
    >constantly wears her backpack so one day when she's grabbing more weight put it on to tease her
    >full on immediately on the verge of spilling my spaghetti when she sees I'm wearing her backpack, puts the weight down and full on gets in my personal space laughing her ass off with one hand on my chest/stomach area and the other trying to grab her bag
    >literally the closest I've ever been to a girls lips as she's practically laying her head on me and doing this in front of everyone
    >have the hardest time not bitching out that I force myself to tell her to do another set and i'll give it back
    >literally staring at me laughing as she does one more set of dumbass hip thrusts
    >throw her bag on the bag 'for more weight,' I say as I also laugh
    >walk away without looking back to the locker room, walk to the restroom, go into a stall and let out a loud ass exhale as my heart beats out of my fucking chest
    >compose myself and start walking out
    >see the girl that MYSELF has picked and want full on staring at me as I walk back to the first girl
    >I mean not even hiding the fact she is watching me walk by
    >I stare right at her without breaking eye contact as again I wanna fuck that bitch till her ass is flat
    >workout with first girl till she leaves and forces me to walk her to her car
    It gets easier, right?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      incoherent post

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. newfag

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck you idiot, correct your grammar before posting. You’re at the brink of strokeposting with this shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literal strokepost. Don't post again until you've had your MRI

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      seek neurologist

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It started off coherent and then some part of the way through became a strokepost. I don't think I've seen that before

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bro what the fuck are you talking about

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Keyed braindead retard

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf happened towards the end?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >throw her bag on the bag 'for more weight,' I say as I also laugh
      what did he mean by this

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*open thread*
    >ctrl+f
    >full on
    >5 results
    Based, just checking.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hang out with a friend
    >He says I'm jacked
    Thanks friend 🙂

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      friendship mires are the best mires

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >how come we're all skinny nerds and then anon is just buff
    From my gamer friends, im weak but still much stronger than the average dnd player

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    On Saturday night a girl I met at the clubs handfed me bites of her pizza

    A lightskin girl jumped on my back and rode me to over where the fan was in the club

    Danced with her and another girl, they totally grinded their butts around and on my penis

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Out at a bar last night
    >Bump into cute motorcycle tomboy I kinda know
    >Go in give her a one arm hug around the waist and give her a little lift off the ground
    >She wraps her legs around my waist and holds on
    >Message her later and arrange catch up drinks
    Feels good man.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cute motorcycle tomboy
      (Jason Momoa voice) MY MAN!!

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Military (Navy so the gay jokes write themselves
    >Have an inspection on our magazine holding areas at our Command
    >leader is a decently pretty older Vietnamese MILF
    >She's in charge of like 12 fat older men with dad bods, only like 1 of them is DYEL
    >Superior is giving them all a safety brief to make sure they understand safety at our workplace
    >MILF is standing closely to me, can tell she's ogling my arms and butt
    >She kinda whispers "D-Do you have the keys to get us into y-your magazines...?"
    >I say yes I do
    >Escorting them into our work area and she stays nearby me constantly and I can see her checking out my ass
    >feel good the entire time
    That felt nice

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Friend from abroad (female) just moved to my city
    >showing her around the city in my days off
    >”anon you’re a lot bigger in person, you never told me you worked out”
    Yesssssss

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not saying "I don't"
      You had one job.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pic related is pure autism

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And truth.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no, its a bitchbros way of seeing the world. this petty bullshit is so vain and smells of american kim kardashian way of thinking... no honour

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Do religious oath with my friend
    >Intermittent fasting, dropping nearly all sugar and caffeine, no booze, mandatory workouts, etc...
    >He started year at 305
    >He is now 216
    >As for myself
    >Started year at 173ish
    >Put on multiple of muscle
    >Size up in my chest, arms, and shoulders
    >Gf: “Wow anon, check out your deltoid caps!!”
    >Often unironically compares me to beast mode MCs like Goku, Clark Kent and, most recently, the dude from Bastard

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Making it

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    seeing girls act nervous/shy to me is the biggest confidence booster ever, its like heroin

    obviously not every girl i meet acts that way, but it happens a couple times a week and its the best

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >been chatting with front desk trainer more and more
    >qt3.14, short black hair, probably 100lbs
    >always smiling at me when I leave
    >notice she is asking more about me recently, carrying the conversation, glancing my way when she comes through training area
    >usually I sperg out too much to engage with her for more than a minute or so

    she doesn’t know I fantasize about effortlessly supporting her weight as I fuck her against anything and everything in my apartment… great lifting motivation though

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish you luck anon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GODDAMN IT JUST TALK TO HER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of me before I actually confessed my feelings for my gf. Turns out she was fantasizing about me picking her up and fucking her for months as I was fantasizing the same.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >driving back home from a hike with friends
    >long curve towards right, I lean to the right as well exposing my arm to the girls in the back seats
    >"flex your muscle anon, flex your muscle!"
    >not really a position to flex my bicep, just harden a bit my arm
    >they giggle

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >long curve towards right
      y-yes anon?

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd have big wood

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll get there someday next year

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not exactly a mire but
    >Be fat and over 30
    >For some reason 3 out of the 4 most recently girls I've dated have been under 20 and have pursued me instead of me chasing them

    Women are fucking weird
    I guess I'm tall, maybe that's it, but seriously, I'm like double their age so why they chasing me?

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >having coffee after dinner
    >friend is at the mall and calls me to ask if I want to join them later on for a movie
    >i accept
    >take a shower and get dressed
    >get there and meet them for a coffee before the movie starts
    >one of them says as soon as I get there 'woah don't tell me you worked out before getting here look at those arms lad'

    feels fucking good man, I haven't been noticing any progress but friend mires are always welcome

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >talking to some girls at work, try to leave
    >one stop me for some fucking reason just to tell me how she needs to lose weight because of insuline resistance
    >ok
    >give her some diet tips
    >all 3 of them shocked at how disciplined my diet is
    >the chubby one says how moch she weighs
    >tell her that's more than me
    >they are suprised
    >one of them says, yeah, but look at him, he's all muscle, what is your fat %? Like 12%?
    >why yes, yes it is

    It's not much but excluding IST it's one of the very rare times someone irl actually acknowledged my fitness

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This happened a few years ago
    >Walking home
    >Walking through regular suburbia
    >See a group of about 4 girls just standing on the sidewalk infront of me, they're all looking at me
    >I pass them
    >Behind me they say "OH PLEASE SPANK ME"
    >Just kept walking because I'm autistic and she wasn't pretty anyhow

    That was fucking weird

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon those are what people call hookers

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Notice how this guy crops his hair line in the photo to hide his baldness.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >clearly shaved head in picture
      >hiding
      You are retarded and tilting at windmills. Eggs dried up or just a fat submale?

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Making chicks nervous is the best fucking feeling in the world. Honestly some chick spilling her spaghetti because of my is 10 times more of a confidence boost then some whore hitting on me

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just happened
    >have 8 year old cousin
    >love her to death, always wanted to have a little sister
    >she's shy every time she sees me but gets over it every time anyway
    >have her over at my place because her parents are at work and she has holidays
    >we watch a movie, I cook and we eat
    >after that she seems a little bored
    >she comes to the stairs and touches them, standing near them, grabbing them
    >walk over to her and ask her whether she wants to try to a pull up but she's to shy to ask
    >"what do you mean 'pull up'?"
    >jump and grab a stair over me
    >"like this"
    >do like 5 pull ups
    >her jaw is dropped, she's in awe and she says "woooooow"
    >for the rest of the hour she keeps looking at me as if I were the strongest man alive

    There aren't more valuable mires than family mires

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man I was sure this was going to turn into a pedo post with you fucking her or something

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I was also disapointed

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This website fried my fucking brain. I expected something clearly different

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why even bother mentioning minors on IST when paedophilic innuendos aren’t included?

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Little confused.
    So I’m in the gym, and I’m doing zombie fuckers, when this skinny twig of a pt comes up to me and tells me that I’m not doing them correctly, she then lies on the ground and starts doing the, to show me how to do it.

    Now I didn’t ask for her help and the only way at this point for me to simulate how she feels is to place my body over hers as we bump the floor.
    The boys only stop laughing when I get off of her and resume my work out of the smith machine.

    Called into the office and he asks me to come go I will don’t get have do you know want anything to go eat and then go we’ll go to pick you you up.

    Arrive at the pt girl house later that night and ask if she’s home, she says no she is washing her hair so I let myself in and wait get her.
    Now the problem is her girlfriend is there and is trying to flirt with me.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Called into the office and he asks me to come go I will don’t get have do you know want anything to go eat and then go we’ll go to pick you you up.
      What the fuck did he mean by this?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's just markov chain maxing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the fuck did I just read

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah you're definitely confused, and you are confusing everyone else too

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based strokeposter #2
      and I'm only 2/3 through the thread

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      keep the strokeposts coming I'm on the shitter lurking this thread I love you gays

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >guy about to bench 230 for the first time
    >other guy offers to spot
    >"no offense but I'm gonna ask that guy over there"
    >walks up to me, asks for spot
    couldn't even do it so I really mogged both of them

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was only mired once in my entire life and even that was just my 40yo male physician saying
    >You have a fit body, I can tell you work out
    When he checked up on my scoliosis. Then again I am a 3/10 manlet, so getting compliments from cute girls is out of my league

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your defeatist mindset is whats holding you back bro

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ok sharing cause it was kinda a nice mire, I get complements every now and again but this stuck with me
    > be me, been lifting for nearly 3 years, I’m 24 but I have a mega baby and I’m always told I look 19, gift and a curse
    > at work (retail job)
    > helped lift something (a large heavy box) that was too heavy for one of my female coworkers to lift, holding it over my head
    > “wow anon, you make that that look so easy, you’re like…”
    > “what?” Didn’t hear what she said over unloading the truck
    > “you’re like the hulk”
    > “oh, thanks”
    > laugh it off, but felt nice lol

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That pause before she said "The hulk" is key here.

      Basically she stopped to self filter, which women only do when they are afraid to look bad/stupid or if they're afraid of revealing something like attraction.

      It's probably they didn't want to look bad/stupid and self checking to make it didn't sound like sexual harassment/inappropiate but you never know.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No no I didn’t write it well my bad, she said it the first time but it faded off cause she’s a really quiet girl and I just didn’t hear her the first time, she said “the hulk” the first time too, all I could see was her lips moving while there was too much noise to hear
        But good information nonetheless, makes sense why women may be much more careful with their words
        Do you think she likes me or was it just a single mire? She’s complemented me before and laughs at things I say but idk if I should go for it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It’s an opening for an interaction. Flirting is really simple:it’s an invitation to escalate the interaction. It could be nothing. But the best way to find out is to just gauge her the next time you talk. If she likes you or not may be hard to figure out, but largely because of your own neurotic tendencies for self doubt. Just be yourself and have fun. If she likes you it’ll come out. If she doesn’t it will too. Just be open to both and treat either as no big deal. If it interest on her part just play it off and save the squealing of self affirmation for the bathroom stall.

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Weird mire, feels dirty.

    >Me at work wearing a shirt I usually wear.
    >Went to a female manager's office, standing by the doorway to ask about something
    >Suddenly feel arms behind my armpits and boobs on my back.
    >Female married coworker gropes and squeezes my pecs and nipples from behind.
    >I Jump in shock, she says sorry, she's been dying to do that. They just laugh it off.
    >I tell her that I will do the same to her.
    >Laughter stops, with a straight face she says that if I do that she'll report me to HR.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No smooth entry just “I will also grope your boobs and nips” fucking kek

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Should've just reported her to HR for sexual assault. Fuck women.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Report her to HR for unwanted physical contact of sexual nature witnessed by several coworkers. Not because she did it, because of the total lack of self awareness about what happened after. Threaten to sue if they take no action. Get her fucking fired.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Report her to HR. Now, and be serious about it. They can't keep getting away with this bullshit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And don't forget to inform her husband of the event

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >was walking shirtless on the beach boardwalk
    >stop in front of starbucks to put my shirt on before entering
    >fat girl who was apparently walking right behind me, grabs my left asscheek while passing and says " you should've kept it off"
    >i say "haha thanks" and run in the starbucks

    so basically, #metoo. and she was the gross, apple shaped kind of fat. If she was the thicc, pear shaped kind of fat i would have fucked her

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fat women/uggos don't know what it feels like to be sexually harassed so they equate it to the closest relative they have, which is being made fun of for being fat/ugly. Which is why they don't have the experience to equate it when they do the same shit to men.

      So when they rage on twitter or whatever it's from that emotional core of pain of being ugly or fat that they're ranting on. Good looking, hot women who are regularly harassed understand it from a different point of view and some have learned how to channel it their advantage and learn to live with the male gaze because it generally (not always) empowers them when they get it. How often do models really bitch about the entire male gaze thing? No nearly as your basic bitch because that gaze makes them money. That gaze gets them a lifestyle that no one has access to who doesn't get that gaze.

      Average women don't know how to do this because they only can do it with average guys, while guys with options, those in power, handsome dudes, look them over. So they bitch about #metoo because their expeience with it is that only the really hot ones benefti and they don't so they want to remove that from the environment they existent in. They seeth over the benefits that women prettier than them get. Look at the entire body postivity/fat shaming movment. It's entirely based on that. "I should be treated as well as people prettier than me, and if I don't it's societies fault". #metoo was on the surface completly legit, but a lot of people who jumped on wanted the clout of the hotties who actually get that shit regularly, ironically those women leverage it to their advantage because that's the smart thing to do.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >she was the gross, apple shaped kind of fat.

      Aghh. I'm an oldfag and I get mired by my wife's friends. I try to take it as a compliment but one of them is a fatty. She sometimes does it in front of her husband, so it's really awkward. I'm like "haha yeah lucky genetics amirite" because I feel sorry for her husbando.

      When I get mired by young women it's frustrating not being able to hit on them because married. Was traveling on business last week so hadn't banged wife for a few days. I stepped out of the gym and instinctively smiled at a petite redhead qt who gave me this lustful smile back. Drawback of being IST is that age doesn't kill your libido like normalfags so it can be hard to resist temptation.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he fell for the marriage meme
        did you expect some kind of pity? you made your betabuxx bed, now lie in it

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >at work aging millennial
    >reasonably IST from running track through college and lifting since high school
    >two zoomie girls laugh and run their hand along my chin in the same week
    >every 30-40yo just goes straight for the shoulder grope at every encounter
    >be literal autist who managed to get laid by pure accident twice
    Do you think anybody ever ended their life because they were so horny?

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >start new job
    >my 3rd day
    >finishing up, it's almost 5
    >stand in my cubicle talking to the guy training me, cool dude
    >hear two girls talking behind
    >turn around and they stop talking
    >turn back around and hear "how tall are you?"
    >I say 6'3" (always round up bois)
    >one giggles and says to the other "I was closer"
    >continue talking to my new office bro

    We're all just pieces of meat I suppose

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always round down. 6'3" barefoot but I'd say around 6 feet to make manlets seethe.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 6 feet 4/5 of an inch, please don't do this to me. I have to round up because of all the manlets that fraud as 6 feet.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I always round down. 6'3" barefoot but I'd say around 6 feet to make manlets seethe.

          I'm 6'4.57''. Do I round up or down? Why would I bother to round up? 6'4'' is already shorthand for "tall"

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just say 6'4 and a half

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 140kg and > 30 yet every time I take the train I see girls checking me out.
    Wonder how many mires I'd get if I was young and thin again

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pls be bait

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why bait?
        This is me about 5 years ago before I started lifting and before I got fat.
        Weirdly I don't remember being mired back then, but I was more autistic and had a gf so probably wasn't paying attention

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm 140kg and > 30 yet every time I take the train I see girls checking me out.
          Wonder how many mires I'd get if I was young and thin again

          You unironically look like you have a mental disability

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you ugly and fat but mirin the hairline bro

            NPC moment

            this is the reason i assume every girl that looks at me is doing so in an autistic retard type way. i can’t convince myself that this isn’t what i look like

            They're staring at you because you're a weird fucking gaijin wearing an autistic personal cooling device.

            >those bugs and bug runes in the back
            Ah, le paying sex tourist. So basically the people shilling for WMAF are overweight retards that wear neckfans

            Thanks IST

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why bait?
      This is me about 5 years ago before I started lifting and before I got fat.
      Weirdly I don't remember being mired back then, but I was more autistic and had a gf so probably wasn't paying attention

      dude, they dont checking you out
      btw get rid of the autistic fans and lose fucking weight this is IST for gods sake

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >btw get rid of the autistic fans and lose fucking weight this is IST for gods sake
        I'm working on it
        Lost about 20kg this year. About 40 to 50kg left

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          good start, keep it going brother

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you ugly and fat but mirin the hairline bro

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NPC moment

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is the reason i assume every girl that looks at me is doing so in an autistic retard type way. i can’t convince myself that this isn’t what i look like

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're staring at you because you're a weird fucking gaijin wearing an autistic personal cooling device.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >those bugs and bug runes in the back
      Ah, le paying sex tourist. So basically the people shilling for WMAF are overweight retards that wear neckfans

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A fellow college classmate (5'5 qt, nice body but "lesbian") pinched my ass last week at a bar. She also grabbed my shoulders a few times and she keeps telling me how I won't be able to charm her since she is lesbian. But i'm not flirting with her. I think she is convincing herself or I am an autist.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she wants to eat your bussy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sometimes women decide that they are lesbians because their last boyfriend was being abusive while ugly (not the same as being abusive while good looking), but their body still demands cock and worships male aesthetics. you're better off staying away from such hopelessly short sighted lost souls

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lesbianism is a shit test
      Look up lesbian bed death
      Only men can be gay

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought that was a guy for a second. Jesus

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how tf you a bitch but look like a bro?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sometimes women decide that they are lesbians because their last boyfriend was being abusive while ugly (not the same as being abusive while good looking), but their body still demands cock and worships male aesthetics. you're better off staying away from such hopelessly short sighted lost souls

      Lesbianism is a shit test
      Look up lesbian bed death
      Only men can be gay

      retards
      Just because she is lesbian doesn't mean she doesn't crave male validation. If anything she sees you as hot, uses her lesbianism as excuse for inappropriate behavior and tries to get you to hit on her. So in her mind she can say "omg I'm so hot this guy hits on me even though he KNOWS I'm lesbian".
      And before you ask why a lesbian cares about male validation. It's status.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lesbians arent real

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i would explicitly and bluntly tell her don’t touch me like that unless you want me to fuck you
      90% she cuts all contact (and views you as weird; who the fuck cares) and you’re free from that annoying little cock tease twat
      10% you get easy pussy
      just saying, it’s autistic but it’s a reasonable perspective

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have been awake for 36 hours
    >get home at 4pm and fall asleep on the couch
    >get woken up by my GF body-worshipping my chest and abs planting kisses all over them (I have been sleeping without a shirt)
    >grab her and have her give me a blowjob
    >eat dinner, which she had prepared while I was sleeping
    >she gives me a massage during it
    >go to bed with her and fall asleep holding her, while she tells me how much she loves me and loves to take care of me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And then you woke up.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      36 hours? TF bro?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      trying to kill your test staying up that long or what

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Look if English isn't your first language it's fine, IST is for everyone including you Paco.

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me, 22
    >lifting for 3 months
    >go out to pick mom up from work for lunch
    >wearing a tank top
    >"wow anon, you're looking ripped"

    Mom mires don't mean a whole lot since she's supposed to like me but man it made me feel good

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >4/10 single mother of two is trying hard to get with me
    >Laughs at every dumb shit I say
    >Constantly poking me with her elbow when we talk, like the "right?" poke
    >Coyly tries to feel me up, grabs my traps, grabs my arms
    The second woman in my life that if I said "let's fuck" she'd drop everything and do it. The second this year. Thanks, IST.
    A shame her body doesn't look good (but she isn't fat) and I'm not sure she has the genetics and will to make up for it with working out. And I'm not keen on taking care of another bro's kids.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop interacting with her

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do the dates I go on either end in A) girl looks repulsed and after date we stop talking. B) Jump straight to smashing. I can decide if I am ugly or intimidating or average

    Why there no in between

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I went to a house party the other day and got dm'd by my friend's cousin after he went home. When shit like that happens I usually just hand my phone over to my friend and he sends them a selfie of him flipping the camera off and we laugh about it like idiots

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of these bald guys would just look better without the shitty beard.

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Jim Profit

    Good bye friends

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Test

    • 4 weeks ago
      Jim Profit

      bump

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    until the next mires bois

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be at bar with frens
    >bar has an indoor basketball hoop
    >go shoot hoops with frens in between drinks
    >suddenly some short qt Asian thickie appears (pic obviously only semi-related)
    >starts shooting hoops and tells me I (in particular) have to buy her a drink if she makes it
    >she makes like 3
    >take her to bar, buy shots for us
    >"I think I recognize you from the gym, do you work out at Gym Fitness?"
    >tell her yeah, ask when she works out
    >"Oh I don't go there anymore, but I always wanted you to come talk to me when I did haha"
    >wind up going home without her (one of my friends was staying the night)
    That was a mire, yeah? Literally no other reason she'd start chatting up a guy she recognized from the gym otherwise.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Please for the love of god tell me you got her number, retard anon

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