MIRE THREAD

Post 'em. Playing table tennis at the rec center and squatted down to grab a ball and a black girl walking behind said
>dayuum, you got one for a white boy
getting objectified by queens feels pretty good ngl

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Highly doubt this happened.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tbh black kweens are thirsty for anyone who isn't a useless tyrone. I'm hispanic and every young hot black girl is all over me at work.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Black women will smack your ass if they know you to be too quiet to report it, they will steal your chastity with or withought consent. Due to the larger frame you will likely be too intimidated to get them off. Never attract the attention of a negress they are dangerous.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Pb_runner

    >at Walmart getting ingredients for pie
    >lard, check. Frozen cherries, check. Tapioca, check
    >checkout out
    >bagging own groceries
    >bend over to put thing into bag
    >glance up
    >2/10 Walmart woman staring right at me
    Would prefer to be ogled by more attractive women but ill take it
    Incidentally, I just finished making the lard pie crust. It was really easy. Can’t wait to bake a cherry pie tomorrow.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You amerifats really put fat in everything don’t you, disgusting bastards

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        post body
        >you won't

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >fat-free pie crust

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you deal with unwanted mires? I've had 3 kids do things that make me extremely uncomfortable and each time it happens, I can no longer stand to be around that kid.

    First incident
    >at friends house playing vidya
    >his kid asks to play, lays on floor near me on couch
    >bumps me a few times with legs, think nothing of it
    >starts running foot up my leg
    >gets to knee, immediately ask him to stop, he laughs, friend sends him away
    >he comes back later and tries to sit in lap
    >go to washroom immediately as friend sends him to bed
    >never go over his house again

    Incident 2
    >at different friends house playing vidya
    >his kid lifts up her skirt right in front of me and starts laughing
    >gets sent to room
    >leave, decline ever invite to his house after
    >she gets sent to a counselor

    Third incident
    >work friend invites me to BBQ
    >friend's kid forcibly hugs me as I sit down
    >way too tight around the neck
    >tries to kiss me on the mouth
    >turn my head and purse my lips
    >they get my chin and run away laughing
    >tell parent, they say I'm being dramatic
    >stay with other adults for duration of BBQ and don't go anywhere else without another adult

    What the fuck is this anons, I don't want this. Each time, it's always some kind of comment like, "Anons big and strong" or "Anon has pretty eyes" I'm not even fit yet, I've been losing weight, but I'm disgusted with myself now. I've been avoiding kids as much as I can ever since, how the fuck do I escape this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No offence, but how much of an autist are you bro?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you ask the parents for help as you're. beeing "harassed" by these children? Jesus you're pathetic.

        This. Max kek.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you ask the parents for help as you're. beeing "harassed" by these children? Jesus you're pathetic.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        This. Max kek.

        Not that anon but is this not weird? I'd definitely be uncomfortable in these situations. I dunno about ghosting the parents though lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > Lol what a pussy
        How old are these kids?
        Just teach them that it's not right to do this to their "father's friend"

        Yeah, I always do, but they always get all uppity and say it's not my place to tell them how to raise their kid. I wanna say their ages were like 10, 7, and 6.

        I get the feeling these kids are like 5 years old or something.

        If that's the case, you're a fucking weirdo for sexualizing children. They do random shit all the time, don't read so much into it.

        I brushed it off the first few times it's happened, but the fact that's happened multiple times within the last few months more recently makes me extremely uncomfortable, these last 3 were just the last ones that happened. The second one was a lot worse because of what she said afterwards, but I don't want to post it because I know there's fucking cretins on this board who would get off on it.

        Everyone is dragging you but I get it. This shit sucks and it’s awkward. I wouldn’t say this is a mire though as they’re children.

        I didn't know where else to post this and I just want this shit to stop, I don't really call it a mire either, it feels more like harassment.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The second one was a lot worse because of what she said afterwards
          can't just post that and not elaborate. what could she have said that was so bad

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/gGBuoDz.gif

            >I don't want to post it because I know there's fucking cretins on this board who would get off on it.

            Well now you have to.

            Like I said, you're a bunch of fucking cretins. I'm not going to post the whole thing, but the gist of it was that she said she wanted me to see it. She refused to talk to her parents after they yelled at her and they found out through the counselor that she had walked in on her friend's parents when they thought they were alone and that's where she learned it from.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              intredasting
              definitely has some unresolved issues

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Like I said, you're a bunch of fucking cretins
              Kek

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't want to post it because I know there's fucking cretins on this board who would get off on it.

          Well now you have to.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're legitimately a pedophile and should go to therapy

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >paedophile
            >go to the-rapy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I didn't know where else to post this and I just want this shit to stop, I don't really call it a mire either, it feels more like harassment.
          You are uncle Anon posting your perverted fantasies, you should have a nice day by tying a mill stone to your neck and throwing it into the sea.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Does uncle anon still post? Haven’t seen him in ages

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes sometimes he still posts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > Lol what a pussy
      How old are these kids?
      Just teach them that it's not right to do this to their "father's friend"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      on the one hand, I am extremely proud that I get kid mires because I know they are honest and unfiltered. On the other, sometimes I am made uncomfy by the fact that little girls do not know what is and isn't appropriate yet so I don't want to get in a situation that has me sent to prison. A couple weeks ago I went to a family friends bbq and got swarmed by like 5 girls. As usual I became a jungle gym however one of them obviously saw some lifetime movies cuz she went straight for my dick

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek this reminds me of when I was around 10 years old or so and I went to my also 10 year old female friend's birthday party and her 7 or so year old sister was there.
        >we're sitting on the couch watching shit on the TV
        >her sister comes up to me and just straight up lowers her pants shows me her pussy
        >barely even comprehending what she's showing me at that time since I barely knew what a vagina was.
        >little sister follows me throughout the day and randomly exposes her pussy to me
        >i get supper annoyed with time and just tell her sister
        >she tells on her to their parents
        kek that was absurd. i wonder why she did that.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          probably thought it was funny. butts and peepee were side-splittingly hilarious when i was 7

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >lately a pt has been bringing in some young girls for some reason to the gym to train them
        >last week
        >rowing by myself when pt girl shows up with 2 young girls and begins putting them through some workouts pushups,situps,some dumbbell shit
        >just watching between sets of rowing (the cardio not the barbell)
        >completely exhausted that I just lay on the floor while i control my breathing with my eyes closed
        >open my eyes like 30 seconds later and one of the girls is full on just standing almost on top of me staring at me
        >we lock eyes just staring at each other
        >me confused as fuck and her just full on staring saying nothing and doing nothing
        >smile at her awkwardly
        >she just turns away from me and walks back to the other two
        >now when she rests she just stands there staring my direction
        It was kinda weird but it's actually kind of fun now. She's been in maybe 3 extra times that I've been in there and now I kinda play with her
        >actually using the box jump box when they show up
        >they start doing their thing of stretching before working out, pt girl also goes and grabs the dumbbells they are both going to use
        >playfully steal one of her dumbells
        >starts laughing and I give it back to her
        >go to the other side of the gym to grab a paper towel
        >when I get back she has stolen the box jump box and is sitting on top of it stretching while staring right at me
        It's fucking weird, she's a complete stranger yet I'm super comfortable dealing with her but when I actually asked a gym thot out that same week my heart was beating, I literally word vomited all over her and couldn't keep cool.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Female Behavior.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >fun is female
            Your sad existence.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How young

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What a fag

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I get the feeling these kids are like 5 years old or something.

      If that's the case, you're a fucking weirdo for sexualizing children. They do random shit all the time, don't read so much into it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Chill out, he has a right to feel uncomfortable, sexual or not shit was weird to read about

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know what to do.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mogged by toddlers

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mogglers

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pop a Moggler in your mouth
          When you come to Fishy Joe's
          What they're made of is a mystery
          Where they come from no one knows
          You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em
          You can chew 'em, you can stick 'em
          If you promise not to sue us you can shove one up your nose

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone is dragging you but I get it. This shit sucks and it’s awkward. I wouldn’t say this is a mire though as they’re children.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just fuck them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thats not a mire, quite the opposite. You dont even look threatening to kids, you gay. Kids should be intimidated by your mere presence.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      reminds me of the time my 10 year old female cousin started tickling me around me waist too much and I had to push her away because it was getting me erect. Really ashamed of it. Good thing I was wearing a good pair of jeans that day.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >around me waist
        >erect from e-boi
        Mr. Krabs is loose again.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kys pussy bitch.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao imagine being intimidated by literal children
      They do random shit like this without thought, you probably did too but don’t remember, they’ll grow out of it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You should watch The Hunt (2012)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Black they're just kids being kids. I used to ask for a kiss and then shove my tongue down people's throats as a prank.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >make someone engage in sexual act with a child
        >it's just a prank bro!!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kissing is not a sexual act in fact you could any girl of any age and if you only kiss her the police cannot do anything about it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Assuming they consent

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ???
        Even fir kisses on the cheek you did this
        Sounds creepy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your gym teacher must have loved you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >be me
      >5 years old
      >dads friend comes over to play video game with him
      >guy looks kind of autistic, dad probably doing charity work
      >he plays my xbox 360
      >tfw bored and have nothing else to do
      >ask the man if i can play with him
      >he murmers some shit under his breath
      >decide to just lye next to him and wait for my turn
      >3 hours go by and he's still on my xbox
      >start running into him to fuck with him
      >begin climbing his legs and he freaks the fuck out
      >start laughing because his face is red and fuming
      >dad tells me to fuck off outside
      >4 hours later im bored and come back and the fucker is still on my xbox
      >decide to just jump on him or some shit
      >he full on spergs out as he rushes to the bathroom
      >he begins making clapping noises to himself (maybe he beat the level finally?)
      >never see the man again

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >5 Years old when Xbox 360 was out
        >The fuck what are you 8 now
        >Realize Xbox 360 came out in 2005 or 2006 which is 16 or 17 fucking years ago and nearly two decades
        >This man can be in his twenties right now

        That is the real horror story, time.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he begins making clapping noises to himself (maybe he beat the level finally?)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      inb4v&

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >his kid lifts up her skirt right in front of me and starts laughing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That pic got a good chuckle out of me. Thanks, anon, never seen it before.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still haven't figured out if this is a mire or not.
    >Get drunk and high at gf's bday party
    >Ends up just being me and her married friend who are awake
    >She asks me to take shots
    >I black out and come to consciousness in my car with her going to town on my dick
    Is this a mire, or just intoxicated stupidity?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      going to town meaning what

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She was beating the shit out of his penis. Unfortunately, it's left him unable to get boners now.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          RIP
          Rest in penis

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Started with sucking, then she climbed onto it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Learn to green text, was it your gf or her married friend sucking you off?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the married friend, thought that was obvious from the context

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You should tell your gf and her husband asap, spin it as her taking advantage of you, she will 100% use it against you in the future if you guys keep it a secret.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kinda missed the ball on that. It's been a bit. She found out she was pregnant the day after the party too. Just accepted I'm fucked if she says anything. I did a bunch of other stupid shit that night while blacked out so gf already thinks I cheated on her and somehow got passed it. I can't explain it tbh.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              that's a time bomb anon, enjoy the pushy on the reg while it last lol

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The sad thing is I actually find her moderately repulsive and would never do anything with her sober, even if we didn't have SO's. I honestly wish I remembered how it happened just so I could understand how she got me to be ok with it. The one thought I can actually remember was "I don't like this. I don't want to be here" while she was riding me.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                why cant i get raped by women

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Post body/face and I can tell you. But getting raped by women isn't as fun as it sounds. First gf worth talking about bullied me into sex after we broke up, fucked my up psychologically for a few years.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Too nice

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you’ve been raped mate

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Get control of your life dude

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just went to the library with a friend I had not seen for 6 months (exchange student) and he said the gym seems to have given me results. I'm a massive DYEL turbomanlet.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ay i have one from yesterday, but i feel really weird about

    >go to gym with best friend
    >did upper body together and we go to his place afterwards
    >we’re making dinner in our gym attire when his sister walks in with her friend
    >both are 18, wearing booty shorts and short top
    >i’m cutting up veggies when sister comes closer to me
    >slides her hand from my shoulders to my forearms and goes back to squeeze my bicep
    >”still getting bigger i see anon! also you smell really nice.”
    >fast forward after dinner just chilling in the game room
    >bro goes to take shower
    >sister walks in the room
    >sits down next to me and we talk about her school
    >tells me she wants to go to the gym too and if i can help her
    >pokes me in my side after i made a joke
    >tell her to stop, she does it again so i grab her wrist
    >she suddenly uses all her power and sort of jumps on top of me
    >cue a minute or so of play wrestling, stops when i have her pinned
    >we both take a breather and then her friend walks in
    >later i go to take a shower and freshen up
    >think back on the interaction and realize bro’s sister is really fucking cute
    >realize she probably sees me as another older brother

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah she does. don't fuck your own little sister you creep

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not worth risking your friendship over, bro. Otherwise I would have tried to fuck her and her friend at the same time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you're not that older than her and she's hot then start some love shit with her. Ask your best friend about it first, though. Best case scenario: you join families and your best bro will be your brother-in-law

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        im 21 so it’s definitely a bit creepy. i wish she wasn’t his sister, she is very hot. but i genuinely can’t tell if she was flirting or just seeing me as a big bro

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >18 and 21 creepy
          Wtf, how dumb are u

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she's a sexually young woman, she is not impervious to your masculine nature. you're absolutely a sexual entity to her, do think she admired your shape and scent in a purely platonic manner?

          think it over and have a serious talk with the brother. indicate that you have pure intentions (assuming you do) and want to court his sister. take it slow even if she's eager to show she's more than an easy smash. marrying into the families of your friends and confidants is how dynastys are founded

          verification NOT required B)

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            OP i really advise you to not take this anon's advice lightly. If this shit goes south in any way, it will almost certainly put a dent in your friendship and can possibly lead to drifting apart.
            I get it that pussy is nice and she is hot but unless you are really sure she is into you I wouldn't do it.
            There are plenty of women on earth, don't try to screw your best friend's sister

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she's a sexually young woman, she is not impervious to your masculine nature. you're absolutely a sexual entity to her, do think she admired your shape and scent in a purely platonic manner?

          think it over and have a serious talk with the brother. indicate that you have pure intentions (assuming you do) and want to court his sister. take it slow even if she's eager to show she's more than an easy smash. marrying into the families of your friends and confidants is how dynastys are founded

          verification NOT required B)

          OP i really advise you to not take this anon's advice lightly. If this shit goes south in any way, it will almost certainly put a dent in your friendship and can possibly lead to drifting apart.
          I get it that pussy is nice and she is hot but unless you are really sure she is into you I wouldn't do it.
          There are plenty of women on earth, don't try to screw your best friend's sister

          OP, these guys are major gays tbh. At least flirt with her back

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          YOU FUCKING gay PIECE OF SHIT
          DO IT, JOIN YOUR FAMILIES
          RETARD moron DO IT

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          SHE'S ONLY 18 YOU SICK FUCK

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          YOU ABSOLUTE gay moron SHE DOESN'T SEE YOU AS HER BIG BROTHER RETARD ARE YOU REALLY THAT RETARDED
          ALSO I'M 21 AND FUCK AN 18 COULDN'T GET HARD tbh

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          retard. just hang out with her and fuck her slutty little mouth

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            whats a too big age gap?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No it isn't

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          moron what lmao, literally just bang her

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She was definitely flirting and 21 isn't near creepy for an 18 year old. So long as the 18 year old is out of college.

          Rule of thumb: half your age plus 7

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            *out of high school
            Also don't have sex with her. You will learn later in life, and I guarantee this, that all the sex you had before marriage made your life worse off

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            moron what lmao, literally just bang her

            No it isn't

            retard. just hang out with her and fuck her slutty little mouth

            YOU ABSOLUTE gay moron SHE DOESN'T SEE YOU AS HER BIG BROTHER RETARD ARE YOU REALLY THAT RETARDED
            ALSO I'M 21 AND FUCK AN 18 COULDN'T GET HARD tbh

            she's a sexually young woman, she is not impervious to your masculine nature. you're absolutely a sexual entity to her, do think she admired your shape and scent in a purely platonic manner?

            think it over and have a serious talk with the brother. indicate that you have pure intentions (assuming you do) and want to court his sister. take it slow even if she's eager to show she's more than an easy smash. marrying into the families of your friends and confidants is how dynastys are founded

            verification NOT required B)

            it’s potentially life altering, her bro is literally my best friend. i have to be 100% sure that she is into me or i’m fucked. don’t know if i want to take that risk

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >i have to be 100% sure that she is into me
              She is

              the real question is do you want to risk the friend ship?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >im 21 so it’s definitely a bit creepy
          Lmao oh to be so young and naive again.
          Bro I met my wife when she was 17 and I was 23.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >im 21 so it’s definitely a bit creepy
          u can tell this bro a american just by that statement, what the fuck is wrong with you weirdo ass bros thinking liking teenagers makes you a pedo wtf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trust me, she does NOT see you as an older brother. Btw my friend fucked my friends little sis and now they’re happily married tbh. Do with that what you will

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        harry

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck her and become your bros bro inlaw

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    After 18 months of lifting, I finally got in the mires club. Being a leanfag who wears clothes one size above, I barely look like I work out. But for the first time yesterday, I wore a tight fit shirt that shows my V-taper and pecs, and got so many mires at work. Some of my colleagues (male and female) greeted me while clearly looking below my eyes, and I've never felt so confident before. This one day probably helped my self-esteem issues more than months of therapy. I want to change my whole wardrobe now, but I worry I'm gonna look like I try too hard.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Change it slowly and cautiously. Especially if people say you look good in that fitted shirt, be shameless: people say you look good in this. Maybe, trust all their opinions instead of hesitating, especially given that you struggle with your self image.

      Then buy another fitted shirt when you find one you like. No rush. And thank people when they give you a nice compliment, you put in work and they noticed.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based uplifting anon. We need more people like you on this board.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man I can’t do this I have fucking gyno and it shows

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just buy a 7 pack of black hanes with 5% spandex

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    U should've turned around, grabbed ur crotch and said "I got one for a black bitch"

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bulking
    >go to girls house
    >know I'll need cals so I grab my 64oz water bottle
    >she picks it up and starts opening it
    >a joker smile develops across my face
    >her face when milk starts rushing out from being overfilled and gets all over her
    >she looks at me in disgust
    >start flexing a 'cep "that's how you get big, baby"
    >start having milk sweat sex

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how does milk sweat? or were you sweating milk? or was she lactating? or were you lactating because of your gyno?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You wouldn't get it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i buy milk at the store all the time dude i have no problem getting it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we lift in a society

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not a specific mire but i always get asked at work to do any jobs that need moving something heavy or anything.
    always feelsgood

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i do too but it’s mostly just because my coworkers are broken down old boomers with wrecked joints kek im not even big

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have never ever gotten mired by a female except my grandma.
    I've been lifting for three years

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a 5'8" pajeet. Went from 160 to 200lbs over the last year by dirty bulking and lifting for mass. Incorporated a lot of John Meadow's tips. Doing all types curls and daily lat raises so my arms have grown a lot. But so has my belly.

    -GF threw a fit last month after leaving the grocery store. Apparently the cashier girl kept eye fukking me. GF was livid cus she was standing right there next to me and the cashier dgaf.

    -female relative told me I got jacked. Younger male relative asked for lifting advice.

    -boomer coworker dude said "show me what those muscles can do!!" When I was using some machine

    -a few mates have jokingly told me I have a dadbod and look pregnant. Like it's the first thing out of their mouth when they see me. Maybe they're insecure and lashing out.

    -been to a brothel a few times. Sometimes the desk girl or the wh0res will be talking to me all warm and chit, and then an Incel will walk in and they'll give him the dirtiest look. Feels bad, cus I used to be that guy.

    -I notice women looking at me a lot more. And being nice to me. But tbh, I eye rape 5/10's all the time so I don't take it as a compliment. Just an affirmation that I'm not ugly af.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Maybe they’re insecure and lashing out
      There may be some underlying insecurities there but more than likely they’re just messing with you. At 5’8” 200lbs out of a dirty bulk I’d imagine you have a bit of pudge on you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Keep lifting my sirs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and then an Incel will walk in and they'll give him the dirtiest look. Feels bad, cus I used to be that guy.
      I wouldn't overthink this. It's a brothel. Maybe that's what he pays for. Or maybe he likes to shit on them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based arms and belly bod. Fucking lmao at your fat distribution janetics

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good morning sir! Have the good day to you!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if they're actual mates, poking fun is how you correct friends detrimental behavior. probably a sign you should be cutting

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Be pajeet
      >Creepily eye rape 5/10s

      Checks out.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite mire was when I loaded lmao3pl8 on bench and a boomer I respect at the gym went out of his way to come to me and tell me I’m strong as fuck

    pic not related

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >getting breakfast with friend at diner
    >waitress comes up
    >she cute
    >says how much she likes my tattoo, I'm wearing a tank top
    >calls it beautiful
    >move my arm around and say "thanks I think so too"
    >she starts looking all over me, I can tell she's not just looking at the tat
    >gets our order and leaves
    >buddy asks if I noticed her checking me out
    >ofc I did
    >she comes around to "check up on us" a lot, like a gratuitous amount
    >bitch let me eat
    >finish eating and leave

    She was cute, but I'm on a cut and don't chase women when I'm cutting, my buddy said I should've at least tried to get her number, did I fuck up bros? She looked like picrel but a little less hot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't chase women when I'm cutting
      If this is real, she was chasing you anon. And yes, you're stupid.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, get used to it. If you actually become attractive then you need to realize this is the attention you are going to have to learn to manage. That includes walking away, a lot. Because either you are going to go out there and start sleeping around which means more crazy women in your life, or you eventually find someone you want a relationship with. That means you need to learn how to start being selective. Don’t be like Tiger Woods and just date any ho’ working at a Denny’s who shows interest. Have standards, it’ll save you a huge headache. Don’t believe me? Just look at all the social media shit that guys who fucked around without discretion face today.

      Also you can just always go back by yourself and talk to her then. Just tell her your friend just went through a breakup or something and didn’t want to feel bad if you asked for her number.

      Either way congrats

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >didn't fuck her right then and there
      NGMI

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Should have at least asked her to lubricate his hot dog.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of tattoo should i get if i want mires like this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is the one she specifically pointed out, not for everyone, I know, but I love it.
        >inb4 tattoo gay dumb degen
        Don't care, I will get more.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thats badass. Post more ink, you got any other good ones?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I remember you, stop reposting

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Someone asked gaylord

            Thats badass. Post more ink, you got any other good ones?

            This is the one on my chest, I have another good one my back but it's not finished yet.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/p55WRXZ.jpg

              This is the one she specifically pointed out, not for everyone, I know, but I love it.
              >inb4 tattoo gay dumb degen
              Don't care, I will get more.

              Hey it's woodchop anon, you really do only post in mire threads huh?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I post in random ass threads lol, but mire threads are fun because I like writing greentexts

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's extremely fucking gay Anon holy shit.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why did you capitalize anon lol

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Technically it's a proper noun as it's referring to a person.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I agree Man, I was just talking to my Father about how I was taught this by my Teacher in English class. I met a Friend there, I loved my English as a second language class, I taught my Mother when I came home and feel it really helped us to acclimate to our new home

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >don't care I will get more

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        get those without any tats. lift, get strong, and get to a good bf%

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Twin Peaks rules

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How did you know I lift for Shelley?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      autism is a hell of a drug

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >decide to fire up tinder
    >go on date with a qt
    >we go to my place after drinking wine at the park because summer
    >get drunk and really want to laugh
    >we get undressed and she looks at me and says "holy shit, you look like a greek god"
    >start laughing, push my belly towards and start talking in a weird voice "I am Dionysus, give me boypussy and wine!" while walking around in a weird manner
    >she laughs
    >has sex with me anyway
    >she leaves
    >feels good man

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao
      >we had sex anyway
      Did he peg you?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, my anus is only an exit and nothing more than that. She also wanted to put a finger up my ass at one point and I shouted "FUCK YOU, YOU AREN'T PUTTING ANYTHING IN MY ASS". When she left my roommate asked me why is he hearing such dreadful cursing and screams in the night and we spent the afternoon discussing the fact that girls in 2022 want to put things up men's asses far more often than in for example 2020. We don't know what happened to them.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >old man using the bench next to me jokingly asked if i was trying to show him up while i got ready to incline press 55 lb dumbbells
    i’ll take it, first mire from a stranger in a while

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mfw I incline 85s and haven't gotten a single complement because everyone thinks it's just fat.
      I have to get women to squeeze my arms to get them to treat me like I'm not just another funny fat dude

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        literally just go on one cut, once, you fat fucking retard

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lose weight you fat mongoloid why would you even get to that point

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most recent mires have been new coworkers and people I haven’t seen in a couple years saying I look jacked, but 5 months or so ago:
    >walking into gym with shorts
    >black girl in car yells out “nice legs!”
    >”T-thanks”

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Happened today at work, not sure if mire or anti-mire
    >About to walk through door
    >Cute lady opens door from other side and holds it open for me
    >As I’m walking through it say “thank you”
    >She looks at me and then looks down/away and lets out a soft “hi” as I pass her, she almost seems embarrassed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Female spaghetti

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >”thank you”
      >*girl’s heart racing*
      >”h-hi”
      d-awwww.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    two unusual ones

    >summer 2014
    >travelling to lake Baikal by transsiberian railway with a group
    >after reaching the lake we continue to Mongolia
    >in Mongolia we get drunk on vodka and fermented horse milk
    >this one Russian chick is not handling it very well
    >she gets outside trying not to throw up
    >go to check up on her
    >I tell her to get it over with and just vomit it all out
    >'I can't throw up right next to you anon, you are too sexy for that'
    guessthatsamire.bmp

    >attending music festival in 2015
    >hot as fuck
    >fire truck comes and just sprays people with water
    >get soaked
    >take my shirt off to dry a bit
    >notice some guy in a wheelchair staring at me
    >think nothing of it
    >look at him again after a minute or so
    >he is still staring at me
    >stare back at him
    >he smiles, nods and rolls away
    >did I just acquire the elusive gay cripple mire?

    those two happened years ago and I still like to reminisce about them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i can't tell if i want to rotate this image or not. potato may be funnier on his side. good mires

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The wheely mobile probably just though you had nice legs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw i've also gotten gay cripple mires

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve gotten the old black man in wheelchair /mire
      >be me
      >visit mom in Florida, visiting from the cucknada winter
      >work out in the sunshine in her backyard and then walk the dog
      >shirtless and short shorts
      >smiling and singing in the sunshine
      >say good morning to all the neighbourhood folks as I pass
      >see very elderly black man in a power chair
      >good morning sir!
      >good morning young man, you look healthy!
      Fee Extremely based and appreciative of my youthful vigour for the rest of the day

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >only been working out 2 months
    >put on 10lbs to put me at 6'1 175, can see a difference already
    >been asked if I was in the service when I wore a tight shirt
    >got told I looked really good shirtless by an older lady
    >sent a pic of my abs to my gay friend, said I looked good enough to eat
    >mfw each time

    I'm looking forward to the next 10lbs

    Might go visit my ex who definitely gained 15lbs in fat since I've gained this in muscle

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop sending photos of yourself to other homosexual men

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am DYEL as fuck but apparently it is enough to impress normies since I get 2-3 mires per month while being a shut in who goes nowhere besides the gym and once-a-week to office.
    Most recent:
    >meet in office with new team members for the first time
    >waiting for some suit to arrive
    >one guy jokingly says "should we do arm wrestling contest"
    >another one replies "Anon would win for sure. He looks like he works out"
    I look like shit but my OHP is 1pl8 so my shoulders are wider than the average guy. The standards are really low bros

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whoops i activated Twink mode UwU

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anon said he might not be gay because of me but then deleted his post

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      too big to be a twink
      nice bod tho, what's that thingy on you chest?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pull in to gas station on motorcycle wearing a wife beater
    >little kid in back seat of car looks at me
    >asks his mom how a gorilla learned to ride a motorcycle

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao. is that a mire or a burn

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        depends if he's black or not

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't know about all this other stuff but recently I was walking back home and some dude offered to buy me a drink at a nearby bar,he did so,I told him thanks then I never saw him again,no it wasn't anything sexual but I'm just wondering why someone would randomly do this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot to mention he asked me if I was a christian while we were walking to the bar. It was a short walk. He seemed a bit shady but I dunno. Maybe I know/seen him from somewhere or something.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was a gangstalker anon,he put the

        3̷̞̗̍ḁ̷̢̨͙̣̇̾͛̑̃̋͌͠͝s̸̝̟̮̙͉̻̼̀͊̃͗̚̕ẁ̸̧͈̻̂̉̏̒̄͆͑́͛4̶̼̖̭̩̺̘̐̇̀d̵̛̮̘̰͚̥̟̟̞̣̺͋e̷͉̋̇̿́5̸̩̻̳̺͇͕̩́f̶̨̟͚͌̊̂͒̾̕̚̕͝ṟ̶̫̫̎͌̉̏͘͝͝6̵̨̨͕̟͍̦̣̫͙͊̔̊̆̓͐͆͒͝t̴̩̓͛̑͗̎g̵̤̺͍̝͓͉̝̙̞͔͛̓͆̓͂̈́̽͘h̷̡̢̹͈͇͓̙̙̹̘́̂͊̽̔́̽͘̚̚y̶̫̾̊ͅų̴̳̠̫͒͗̿̓͝ẗ̵̢̢̠́̊̉̀̔̉̋͝f̸͔̻̩̹̱́̌̽̉͗͠͝r̵̯͍͔̝̼̭̳̋͂̽͆d̸̡̠̩̜̫̗̯̙͕̈̊̏̀͒̾͠ę̴̳̞̼̰̥͉͂̈́̎̉̀̏̂̆̿͝5̸̞͗̀̎̔̿́͌̕ŗ̵̜̳̦̍͛́͌6̵̱̜̞͇͈̻̯̈́̔̃̏̕͠f̷͍̈̿̑̇̏̐̈́̃t̷͖̣̬͚̦̳̥͈̻̂̆g̶͙͖̦̚ͅ7̷̻͙̹̦͕̒̎͌͂͠6̴̖̝̹͒͛̆̄̄̓͒̉͜͝ in your drink.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You did the right thing, as there's 3 things that this could have been:
      1. Stage 5 clinger looking for a friend
      2. Gay guy
      3. 2 + he puts a mysterious powder in your drink.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was watching the drink the whole time,plus it was a bottle,not in a cup,I think it may be number one since he looked like he lifted too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What did he look like anon?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He kind of looked/dress like this except his forearms weren't as hairy and his upper traps weren't as tall,he had an uncanny stare when I spoke to him,while we were walking he asked me if I was a christian and I answered "yes I believe in God'' then he said ok. Something about him unsettles me but I can't figure out what. Not as if he looked or dressed weird or anything,while we were in the bar he'd mumble something then say ''ah forget it'',anyone else ever had an experience like this? It was so random.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Forgot to mention it was 10 pm in the night.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          gay or psycho

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be 15
    >Fucken pro at gymnastics/ballet
    >girlfriends grandmas house has pool
    >go there everyday for swim in summer
    >granny is super friendly to me and always smiling and complimenting how fit I am
    >always rude and bitchy to my mates
    >have 10 year affair with the old whore even after her family finds out

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you that gingivitis granny fucker from the other thread a few days ago?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao yes

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Link?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Idk where it is

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >do squats
    >use the leg curl machine
    >pt comes past
    >says she lsaw me squatting and how deep I was going
    >make small talk because I forgot my towel and didn't want to get pulled up
    >she starts walking off and says "I lIked that"
    have no idea what to make of that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Means she likes it deep and wanted you to know it, based on what you're saying.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >finish back day
    >go to mats area to get some stretches in
    >girl plonks right down next to me, and her boyfriend(?) joins her
    >I look straight ahead, but can see her staring right at me
    >her bf starts grabbing her face, and making out with her
    >all while staring at me

    Was I cucked without even doing a thing? I don't have the social aptitude to know what the right response was, so I just got up, and left.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      'get the fuck off me bro, fucking animals'

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If he had to do that to get her attention off you when you weren’t even looking at them, you weren’t cucked

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They might have been swingers, dude.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Walk into office
    >startup so ceo is here as well
    >walks up to me, and asks what kinda roids I'm pumping

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me, 28, /fit, wearing a tank top
    >visit friend, 23 y/o skelletor
    >his milf 42 y/o gf is present
    >we unload some camping gear
    >she offers to help me carry the cooler full of ice and sips since it’s really heavy
    >I say I’ve got it, start lifting it and pretending that it’s heavy
    >she says “nice, you’ve got it!”
    >reveal my power level and actually lift it and walk with ease
    >her jaw drops and she says “WOAH, you’re fit!”
    >”I’ve been eating my vegetables” and I leave it at that. Not trying to brutally mog my friend in his own home
    Pic related for reference

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      None of that happened, and thats not you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Crab in bucket
        Stay jelly

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/Sh0zU0h.jpg

        >Crab in bucket
        Stay jelly

        This kills the crab. Well done anon. Also based. You can’t control who mires, but you can definitely avoid further mogging

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >friend, 23 y/o
      >his 42 y/o gf

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don’t like milfs? She’s /fit, has fake tiddies, nice waist to hip ratio, decent bum. She’s not my cup of tea, but she’s very attractive

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be at exchange in SEA
    >go gym there
    >make friends
    >lift together
    >some dude approaches me asks if I use steroid
    >kek, am I this big.png?!
    >say no im natty and feel good about myself
    >tell the story to another buddy
    >he looks me dead in the eyes and says
    >dude, there isn't a guy in that gym who thinks that you're NOT on steroids.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Basedddd and post body, I wanna see this. Not even hating bro

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i've posted before
        don't want to be an attention seeking repost fag.
        go to archives and look for something that sticks out

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, I don’t think I will budday

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >looking at mirror
    >boner.exe

    Yes, that's a mire

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    got my first mire 2 days ago frens. i'm 24.
    a woman in her 30s groped my ass while i was in the grocery shop. it was crowded. as soon as i turned back the milf was walking away from me fast. my mom was next to me but i don't think she noticed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you came

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes, my mom had to change my underwear

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Go out for bike ride
    >Pass by dozens of girls
    >four or five of the hottest ones turned and smiled at me

    A-am I making it, bros?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maybe you had dirty tshirt

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >walking in Lowes
    >old guy points and shouts “You’re a big man without breaking stride”
    >Lowes employee looks at me bewildered
    >I’m slightly taken aback
    >chuckle
    >”that was weird”
    >continue my day

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >“You’re a big man without breaking stride”
      what does that even mean? it sounds pretty cool tho. nice mire

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I assumed it was supposed to be
        >"you're a big man" without breaking stride

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >at a party with wife
    >her friend and friends husband is there too
    >wifes friend already has asked me to help her workout a few times
    >they keep getting drunker and drunker
    >everytually me and wifes friend are alone on a porch
    >we're overlooking a fire with people around it
    >she starts asking me if i ever thought about living someone elses life
    >laugh and ask her what she means
    >she says like trading places it would be your mind but in another person
    >kinda weird but i entertain her
    >she says she's do it in a heartbeat
    >she starts just looking at me only one side of her face is light by the fire
    >it'd be really nice if it was my wife
    >she then says she'd switch places with my wife
    >don't know what to say then her husband find us
    >she walks away with him
    >when they walk through the door she looks back at me one more time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she could be trying to ruin ur relationship with ur wife. don't fall for any of her traps

      Did you came

      nah, she had a flat ass. not my thing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had a similar experience.
      >ask a girl out in high school
      >rejected but we actually stay friends
      >time passes I get fit and grow into my lanky frame
      >find pretty girl and start dating
      >run into high-school friend at a party
      >been like 7 years since I've seen her
      >we both lose our shit since it's quite the coincidence
      >she's married now to some pudgy manlet (she was short too so keep looking short kings)
      >asks me if I'm dating
      >point out my 8/10 blonde gf
      >she instantly looks demoralized
      >she still buzzes around me all night, constantly saying how much I've changed
      >when her and her husband leave she gives me a big hug and whispers in my ear
      >I should of never rejected you, I'm a fool
      >she turns and leaves before I can get a word in
      >haven't seen her since

      One of the best feelings of my life.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >one of the best feelings of my life
        i mean yeah i’d for sure feel them same if i were you but holy fuck man it’s like every thread i’m in i get reminded how fucked women are. they have great auras, are beautiful, and have pussy but holy fuck it’s like unless you’re the father of her child, the foundation of your relationship is styrofoam.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think she would've cheated on her husband or anything, she just had regrets, that's normal. I love my gf but I think about what-could-have-beens as well, I'm sure she does too, not acting on it is the key, and we don't because we love each other, for now at least lol.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >one of the best feelings of my life
        i mean yeah i’d for sure feel them same if i were you but holy fuck man it’s like every thread i’m in i get reminded how fucked women are. they have great auras, are beautiful, and have pussy but holy fuck it’s like unless you’re the father of her child, the foundation of your relationship is styrofoam.

        Yeah, I've had a few times like this that have thrown me for a loop and reminded me just how messed up women can be. Two of my past girlfriends have contacted me 1-3 years later after we broke up reminiscing and wondering how different their lives might be had we stayed together (and making inside sex jokes), while they're engaged/married. Shit's fucked, it just makes you wonder what old flame a current or future gf is hanging onto...I just ignored them because there's nothing good that can come from that line of communication.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>I should of never rejected you, I'm a fool
        What a nasty whore, the fact that she voiced this opinion shows that she has no respect for her husband.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ok john conlee

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>when her and her husband leave she gives me a big hug and whispers in my ear
        >>I should of never rejected you, I'm a fool
        What a fucking disgusting whore

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/JmDRifo.jpg

      I had a similar experience.
      >ask a girl out in high school
      >rejected but we actually stay friends
      >time passes I get fit and grow into my lanky frame
      >find pretty girl and start dating
      >run into high-school friend at a party
      >been like 7 years since I've seen her
      >we both lose our shit since it's quite the coincidence
      >she's married now to some pudgy manlet (she was short too so keep looking short kings)
      >asks me if I'm dating
      >point out my 8/10 blonde gf
      >she instantly looks demoralized
      >she still buzzes around me all night, constantly saying how much I've changed
      >when her and her husband leave she gives me a big hug and whispers in my ear
      >I should of never rejected you, I'm a fool
      >she turns and leaves before I can get a word in
      >haven't seen her since

      One of the best feelings of my life.

      food for thought

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >work with 10/10 FAT ASS Latina
    >godly proportions
    >work hosts an outdoor event
    >join rock climbing competition
    >wearing loose shorts so the harness makes my bulge huge
    >gf starts to giggle and my boss calls me blessed
    >Latina coworker sees my gf giggling
    >gf is incredibly beautiful Norwegian woman
    >openly mires me and follows me around

    After that moment she was constantly asking to play ping pong at work or asking me to help her fix her car. Never talked to her before then. 90% of my mires come after women see my beautiful girlfriend. I’m pretty average facially so I think it’s just them perceiving me to be high value because my gf is out of my league. Gonna marry her next year

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's fucked up but that's how it works. You will never have more opportunities with women than when you already have a girlfriend or wife. You can go from invisible to slobbered over sex object just by having tangible proof that an attractive woman wants anything to do with you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I’ve come to realize that. My gf is in the top 1% in facial aesthetics so it makes sense. Normally she’d be out of my league but we met when we were both very young and have been together since then. I don’t have a lot of experience beyond her so it’s tempting to be with these women at times, but my gf has turned down literal turbo chads to be with me so I don’t want to hurt her. No point ruining what I have for girls who won’t be interested in me for who I am.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well it sounds like you have a pretty great thing going on, don't fuck it up. I fooled around in my younger years and now I have nothing to show for it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Very wise anon, I had a gf that was out of my league, let it go to my head and took her for granted. And now I'm here lmao

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well it sounds like you have a pretty great thing going on, don't fuck it up. I fooled around in my younger years and now I have nothing to show for it.

            Yeah I was definitely a little cocky for a while. Now I just realize I’m just blessed to have her. She is one of the few non whore women out there with a good heart. She had a year or so when we were younger where she gained a lot of weight and I stuck around and helped her lose it. I’m pretty sure that’s a big reason why she’s so loyal.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Good job anon, you've already made it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            KEK
            became a regular on IST AFTER I got a gf. She the left me go figure

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This happened a while back
    >go over to cousins house to watch football game
    >he leaves to go downstairs to answer the door
    >aunt and female cousin I overhear talking in the kitchen
    >from a reflection in the cabinet glass I can see she’s wearing pajamas that are pretty tight on her
    >she comes in and grabs the remote for the kitchen tv
    >while she bends so see her breasts hang through the shirt and her thicc butt is like really close to my face
    >can tell she’s embarrassed by what she did and I’m sitting there thinking did she just do that
    >cousin comes back and after hear them both softly laughing
    I’m from an arab country so it’s not as weird in that context but still

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's not ok to fuck your cousin

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I’m from an arab country so it’s not as weird in that context but still
      Lmao camel fuckers really flirt with their cousins, the fuck is wrong with you?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based cousin fucker

      Last time I saw my cousin she was hugging me all day long and said she wanted to come visit.
      Will fucker when I get the chance

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >At work and holding some papers
    >Start talking to one of my coworkers
    >Another coworker walks by and grabs my bicep
    Gains must be starting to show!

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Be me
    >Do strength and bro lift
    >Wife signs me up for CrossFit
    >Go to CrossFit for a while
    >Start doing isolation movements after classes
    >Damn, anon wish I had arms like yours
    >Next class, wow anon if I arms like that I'd die happy
    >This keeps happening
    >It's always the men

    Another example of CrossFiter mirin
    >CrossFit starts doing strength before WODs
    >It's heavy squats day
    >5 sets of 3 with the last being score
    >Be me
    >Legs still sore
    >Decide to take it easy
    >Hey anon you know it's heavy squats day
    >Y..yeah, so?
    >What are you going for?
    >Uh, just 405lbs... I'm not feeling it today
    >Damn, thats so much. Hope you get it.
    >Oh..ok thanks.

    Idk if they're mirin or if I'm like some kind entertaining zoo animal for them. It's weird.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t know if this is relevant to the thread but I was texting this girl and I was being platonic then all of a sudden she turned it sexual and started flirting and talking about how handsome I was and that she wanted to fuck and even sent some pictures. I tried to go along with it but she eventually kinda stopped and we haven’t texted in a few months. Any idea what I might have done wrong? I can post some more pictures of the dms if you want.

    Also pls r8 my texting ability and tell me how I can improve

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she literally dropped it into your lap and you didn't do anything. when a girl says she would be happy to give you a hj or bj you don't just chortle it off, arrange for a date on the spot, seal the deal dummy

        it was a goth chick too? you are unsalvageable

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she literally dropped it into your lap and you didn't do anything. when a girl says she would be happy to give you a hj or bj you don't just chortle it off, arrange for a date on the spot, seal the deal dummy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        it was a goth chick too? you are unsalvageable

        I live in Massachusetts and she lives in Louisiana so it’s not like I could just drive over. What should I have said?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Unironically I would’ve driven over lmao. We are not the same

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I was also in the middle of classes. I was thinking of asking to meet in the summer but that was probably too long a wait

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah dawg it’s called a weekend trip.
              You are simply not horny enough.
              Possibly very very low T or, as other anons have suggested, possibly gay. Doesn’t really matter same result

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine being desperate enough to drive across the country for pussy. Just fuck someone in your vicinity, simp.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/6JTYnA9.jpg

      ishygddt

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao what is this acronym I no feel a reply of great power

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          shiggy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          shiggy diggy doo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/6JTYnA9.jpg

      son ur gay
      at least post the ass pic, jesus this place sometimes...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How am I gay? And I can’t since she sent it with vanish so it disappeared as soon as I looked at it.

        This is how it all started btw, did I just wait too long to make a move? She first started talking about having sex mid January and then we sort of stopped mid February, did I just wait too long to try to meet in person? I’m not that experienced with long distance stuff so pls don’t be mean

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A third party? Are you implying a ménage à trois?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Breh youre a robot, just tell her uoure free tomorrow to.bang, she wiol either ghost you or bang
            Your answers are so fking emotionless and polite

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Goth chick tells she she wants to slob your knob
          >Respond, that's very generous and thoughtful of you. I would thank you by going down on you as well
          >Hurr durr, how am I gay anons

          Talking like that, she either a) thinks you're a closeted homo who's not really into women or b) that you are the most bland vanilla fuck on the planet. I mean, who responds like that?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I’ve never sexted before please give advice on how to improve so it doesn’t happen again

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              See

              Basic dirty talk and a "when do you wanna hang out?" Dirty talk doesn't have to be complex, just convey lust.
              >Oh yeah? Guess that makes me a lucky guy. I bet you have a tasty pussy too. *Winky face*
              So simple. I best at it when I'm drunk, and I'm very sober rn. So it could be better.

              [...]
              With these replies, she probably thinks you're a closeted gay. Lmao. Thanks anon. This made me bust out laughing at work. Thankfully my office door is closed.

              Ah I see the problem. You're from Massachusetts. You're low T yankee. Look son, I'm going to save you the trouble. She a Cajun bitch from Louisiana and a goth to boot. You do not have the dick to slake that semen demons thirst. She needs a man with a jackhammer dick, nuts of steel and a prostate the size of a grapefruit. I guarantee that bitch can take a hat trick and keep on trucking. You just need cut your losses and move on. She would have literally killed you with that pussy.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Just don't do it unless you're already boning her, stir the conversation to try to meet with her instead.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I prefer my conversations shaken, not stirred.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He was in Massachusetts and she was in Louisiana at the time. They clearly go to college together, and this sounds like it was over Christmas break. You can't let the sexual tension go that long. A little dirty talk is fine to maintain that until he can meet her in person.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/6JTYnA9.jpg

      With these replies, she probably thinks you're a closeted gay. Lmao. Thanks anon. This made me bust out laughing at work. Thankfully my office door is closed.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can you give examples of responses I should have given?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Basic dirty talk and a "when do you wanna hang out?" Dirty talk doesn't have to be complex, just convey lust.
          >Oh yeah? Guess that makes me a lucky guy. I bet you have a tasty pussy too. *Winky face*
          So simple. I best at it when I'm drunk, and I'm very sober rn. So it could be better.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/6JTYnA9.jpg

      https://i.imgur.com/NflZ7oT.jpg

      How am I gay? And I can’t since she sent it with vanish so it disappeared as soon as I looked at it.

      This is how it all started btw, did I just wait too long to make a move? She first started talking about having sex mid January and then we sort of stopped mid February, did I just wait too long to try to meet in person? I’m not that experienced with long distance stuff so pls don’t be mean

      https://i.imgur.com/PPj4loE.jpg

      what you did wrong was not going anywhere with it
      how long were you gonna flirt for? a week? 3 months?
      dumb moron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Breh youre a robot, just tell her uoure free tomorrow to.bang, she wiol either ghost you or bang
        Your answers are so fking emotionless and polite

        I was scarred of coming across to aggressive and kinda waited hoping she’d ask to visit or something.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is the problem, women will very rarely make such a bold move. Just her starting to flirt with you first probably felt very bold to her, you have to show some initiative to you know

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Went to the doctor for a physical exam:

    >"so, anon, everything holding up well?"
    >"Yes, I'm chubbier than I'd like to be right now but other than that I'm good"
    >doctor breaks out stethoscope, doing checks while I have my shirt off
    >"Typically when someone is at risk of diabetes they will have a certain fat composition around their midsection, you just look like a solid guy"
    >See in his write up, describes me as "muscular"

    Seeing that someone you don't even know describes you as "muscular" feels special, it's like I've finally earned the rank of being a jacked guy (as cringe as that sounds); it's officially become a part of my identity to people who are uninitiated. WAGMI.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good mires are few and far between, but

    >date this woman a few times
    >always comments on how strong and solid my back looks
    >feels good but end up breaking things off anyway because not my type and using me to support her mental health

    better one, but a few years ago now:

    >go to a comedy gig with gym buddy and other friend
    >be sitting next to this woman with some guy - could be brother, boyfriend, or friend, unclear
    >they're fairly raucous during the show, kind of annoying, though she's fairly tidy
    >she asks me after the show if she can touch my arm
    >squeezes my bicep
    >my gym buddy is fuming that it wasn't him
    >live off this high for next five years

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I teach Social Studies in high school 9th-12th grades and some of the things my female students do in class would definitely get me fired and have my life ruined

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go on….

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bs me
        >teacher fag
        >having class work on an assignment
        >sitting at my desk in front of class responding to emails
        >hear student say Mr Anon I have a question
        >know who is asking so I look up toward her
        >student has legs spread eagle wearing a skit
        >showing everything
        >other students look up waiting to hear question
        >profession flashes before my eyes in a split second
        >do everything in my power to not react
        >quickly look somewhere else in the classroom
        >student had a smug grin on her face

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How old?

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >standing awkwardly in the club
    >girl comes up to me
    >"you're really hot"
    >"thanks"
    >i walk away like a retard
    i deserve to be shot

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >at friends birthday party
    >persianqtwithbigdoeeyes.jpg
    >someone brings out a birthday cake
    >no whipping cream
    >wtf, wee can’t eat cake without cream what are we morons
    >hosts don’t have an electric mixer
    >rural as fuck
    >guess we’re using a whisk
    >”who volunteers”
    >persian qt pipes up
    >give it to anon, he’s the only one with the forearms for it
    >her friends giggle
    >”sure I’ll beat it till it’s hard, if I get some on myself will you lick it off?”
    >more giggles
    >later in the night she brushes against my arm, “omg anon is so soft come see”
    >her friends gather round and rub my biceps
    Nothing yet, but I’m angling for a 3way with my gf. Maybe. Idk about Persian pussy, I’m a blonde & pink aficionado hence the gympawg gf, but goddamn those Persian eyes…

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want a tomboy gf so bad bros

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got chin surgery and a few people from home have said I look much better since coming home from college. No one’s realized so far though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wait really? go into more detail im interested in this, whats it like

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I had it done over a two week school vacation where I stayed in my apartment, it hurt a lot at first and looked really bad and swollen for a while but I’m happy with how it looks now. I was also lucky with Covid since I could just wear a mask even when it was swollen. Also the cost wasn’t too bad, only 10k which I had made through crypto. Any more info you want?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          was it ortognatic surgery or wtf did it do? I need one too but pussied out cause recovery is hell and couldnt be able to survive 2 weeks with jaw wired shut, id die

          https://i.imgur.com/x4bDZf4.jpg

          >be it me
          >about a week ago
          >26
          >at muh local brewery cause im a closeted hipster
          >get a look from a 6.5/10
          >been a major dry spell so i indulge
          >"hey im anon"
          >genericconversation.jpeg
          >she's pretty nerdy but fun
          >ask's me, "so anon what is your plan in a zombie appocalypse"
          > weird question but OK
          >tell her, "well id get together a strong band of reavers and pillagers to take on and engulf smaller groups and eventually form a large unit of people
          >gives me a look of utter shock
          >gets up and walks away
          >MFW

          why am i so autistic?

          that was a good answer, she's just a liberal retarded cunt

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            thanks bro. Came to this conclusion through a combination of reading machiavelli and sun tzu

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Be at beach with niece and nephew
    >they’re 4 and 5 so I guess about 30 and 50 lbs?
    >I’m at knee deep water tossing them into the water and they swim back to get tossed again
    >if I get to rest I can swing them in one arm each pretty easily
    >other kids see this and start asking me to toss them too
    >their parents don’t come to stop them or me so I oblige
    >all the kids say I’m super strong
    >2 of the boys ask if they can feel my arm
    >ask me how I got so strong
    >roasties and late 20s girl on the beach smile at me when I walk back to rest on my blanket out of the sun
    >pay them no mind.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be it me
    >about a week ago
    >26
    >at muh local brewery cause im a closeted hipster
    >get a look from a 6.5/10
    >been a major dry spell so i indulge
    >"hey im anon"
    >genericconversation.jpeg
    >she's pretty nerdy but fun
    >ask's me, "so anon what is your plan in a zombie appocalypse"
    > weird question but OK
    >tell her, "well id get together a strong band of reavers and pillagers to take on and engulf smaller groups and eventually form a large unit of people
    >gives me a look of utter shock
    >gets up and walks away
    >MFW

    why am i so autistic?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf, she asked a retarded question and got a retarded answer, what the hell was that?

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not really a mire but my female friend said I had a deep voice even though, to me, it doesn't sound like it.

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