1. Girlfriend told me she likes how easily she is lifted around by me when fucking and changing positions.
2. I lost fatpad around dick so I gained another inch. Gf told me I was hitting the end of her vagina. Asked if it hurted. Said no snd told me it feels great. Mfw I hit her a spot (google it).
My man is up in that ANTERIOR FORNIX BROS
Also proud if you anon. Love that effect from weight loss
Idk but you being proud of me made my day. Thanks bro
gdi I want to hit the a spot but I keep hitting her cervix
Why is she so hairy? lol
I like hairy but a little heart or lightning bolt would be nice.
the mess up and the unshaved asian (not pictured) are top tier
Bros i'm fucked, these legit looked like The Binding of Isaac items to me for a good 20 seconds
Wtf is up with the cougar?
Being turned off by pubic hair is one of the deadest giveaways of coomerbrain.
You sure? The more of a coomer I became the more hair I felt I liked. Sweaty pits, hairy pussy, etc.
Woah. I hope I get to be able to put my penis in a woman’s vagina one day
what's with the dicklet demotivation lately kek
I don't get it, what am I looking at?
where is the penis?
Weird and disgusting posts. Imagine people saying these things irl
>hits anterior fornix anyways
>gf said it didn't really feel like much. >some googling said some girls actually find it painful
Hungbros cope. Dicklets get to ram as hard and fast as they want, while Hungbros hang their (dick) heads in shame, having to carefully insert it in to avoid causing the girl pain.
>been sick for 3 days,
>gf makes me tea and healthy stuff so i could quicker
>is there even greater mire than love?
>be me, few months ago
>ex was sick of IBS, shitting blood every hour every day
>lost so much nutrients she's soon Auschwitz mode
>she has no family here
>still bring her food and provide care despite the severity of her case
>says "Thank you, anon, if I cling on to life it's because of you"
>ffwd to now, she left for another country to get treatment, forever
>feel very sad and nostalgic
>still I saved someone
That's rough man, but you'll pull through. Hope she's doing okay. She'll never forget you.
Thanks man, appreciate the kind words. She actually came back one month ago to pack her last stuff and had visibly gained the lost weight, treatment is working fine so that's cool. We stayed in good terms. Before she left for good, I told her I would've stayed until death would separate us; things got emotional. Lastly, I can't stress enough how much of an important test it is, when your loved one goes through hardcore circumstances, because the good and the ugly come out at that time and you'll know if you can count on each other (a simpler version is to go camping for a few days because you're out of comfort). We doused ourselves in love and care, but some couples do it with hate and other terrible things.
man if shes the one move to the other country with her, you sound really convinced...asumming you've been dating 5+ years go with her you pussy, you will find a job there
I'd like to follow your advice but for now I have to finish my degree. We dated exactly one year, but were very close. Jokingly we agreed we'd live together if by 30 none of us is married kek. Time will tell.
My long term bf was sick for several days. I took care of him, called his doctor to make an appointment, went to the store to get him ginger ale and crackers and medicine. He was very grateful and kept saying how nice it was to have me. He dumped me a month later
I would never dump you baby jirl. Come to india I bloody fuck you very good morning
Good morning sirs.
Sir, do the needful.
Very blessed post saar
Doesn't mention what they might have done within that month to make him want to leave
He was probably already going to leave before he got sick. Feels bad man.
My wife said one of the yoked guys on the show Physical: 100 had the same arms and back as me
Was it the Sumo wrestler?
My aunt laughed and said shes not intimidated by that cute little thing. The thing was my morning wood bros, she came in to fetch something from her guest room. Mfw humiliated by aunt
Bruh she was totally flirting. You gotta do her.
How do I intimidate my aunt with my dick anon, I dont want to fuck her but the reaction troubles me
Draw veins on it I guess. How big is your dick anyway.
>Draw veins on it I guess
You already did. It's like talking normally to a girl you've never met before and she says "I'm not going to have sex with you" when you're not even trying. Why is she thinking about sex. She's not trying to inform you, she's trying to convince herself.
If she wasn't intimidated by it why would she even mention it unless you were being weird about it.
Your aunt wants to fuck you. Women only say shit like that when they want to slob your knob
Not gonna fuck my aunt anon drop it. Just want to rectify this sleight
Like 6 and a half inches I think, never felt self conscious about it before. And it was like seriously hardtoo as only morning wood can be so she saw my "full potential". She was fetching some towels I think, didnt see exactly due to the stress of the situation. Im staying for two more night anons please advise
>rectify this sleight
Get rock hard and walk around naked and make taunting faces at her
Take a viagra and kick her ass with a rock hard boner
That's a shit test, Anon. Women do these sorts of things. Good thing it's just your aunt, you took an L but it's a lower-case one.
Yes, it's more dumb woman shit but you need to learn to handle these in the future.
I have a plan for tomorrow morning if it happens again anons, gonna take back my dignity
Bros, aunt anon here. Not sure how I should relate to the recent developments.
>wake up a bit earlier and start stroking with a bit of my face lotion so its even more swollen and red
>actually was stroking for like half an hour while listening for signs of movement
>sound of aunt ascending the stairs
>dick is ready so pretend to sleep/just be waking up
>aunt enters again without knocking
>good morning anon, just gotta fetch some towels, dont mind me
>she is wearing a tank and those pyjama shorts that women use
>smiles and makes eye contact with my dick
>I guess the plan was successful because she didnt insult him or say anything
>stare at aunt ass while she is accessing the closet
>she leaves after a while
>notice huge drops of precum
I had to, since I had been edging for so long and didnt want to give myself blue balls. Rest of day uneventful so far and Im leaving tomorrow, what is the recommended protocol for tomorrow morning bros?
sleep naked and see what happens you gotta have no shame tho
why do you care what she thinks if you dont want to fuck her, you retard
if you are a retard who wants to fuck his aunt
>wake up early
>be totally naked
>have blanked off legs / hips but looking messy
>when she walks in, jerk awake and pretend to be groggy and not notice your dick is out
>say something like "good morning sexy"
>dont actually say that last part
The good news is that women are starting to see you as worth of shit-testing. I know it's just your aunt but I expect you'll start to see a lot more in the future.
In a sense, a shit test is giving you a little female assessment. "How will he respond?" You want to respond in a way that is...
The last one is very important, btw. Keeping it authentic keeps the ball in your court. As soon as you start pretending to be someone else, you'll never be comfortable in your conversation.
A pressure-flip would have been a good response - "Actually it sounds like it's time for your annual eyesight checkup." If she's playing dirty then it's okay to fire back. Now you've not only dismissed her original test but suddenly made it a problem of hers.
This is all pointless man/woman bullshit but they love it. Women all over the world do this to men in their life and you need to be prepared.
>teaching anon decades old pua nonsense to apply to his aunt
This is some next level fucked up
Yea these kids are retarded and hopeless. Anytime i read paragraphs about women on IST it just makes me chuckle how the guy writing it doesn’t have the self awareness to realize nobody sees dating advice on IST and thinks it’s coming from a normal dude.
Even if I ever make it physically I won't survive all this shit... It's over...
Why can't girls just be wholesome...
I tried to fuck my aunt but she didn't want to lol
1 - was at a bar and this girl walked past me, stared at me for a second and said “you are really handsome” then walked off
2 - at the same bar this zoomer latina chick kept talking to me and grabbing my arms. she told me to add her on bereal but idk what that is because im a boomer
3 - girl at another bar was complimenting my jacket and feeling up my arms and chest. Ive known her for years but she never expressed interested until i started lifting more
i have gf so i cant partake but still feels nice to get random mires
Bro you have a girl and are getting felt up by girls at the bar trying to get laid, what if your girl was doing the opposite think about it bro
>Bro you have a girl and are getting felt up by girls at the bar trying to get laid, what if your girl was doing the opposite think about it bro
>I can see a merchant
I've been on this website for too long
Very subtle. I thought it was just weird AI art, but now I see the deeper meaning.
it's intentional dipstick
I've been pattern recognition mogged. Well played. But I'm also sorry lmao.
It's an AI generated image with the happy merchant as the seed
Why did I see the shape of a happy merchant in picrel kek I need to get off this website
I get mired pretty often by really unattractive women but there's something weirdly hot about it. I am perpetually horny so there's just something that I like about being perceived as attractive by any woman (within reason, obviously not talking about super elderly or retards etc etc) I work in a place with a lot of ugly and weird local women, a bunch of them come into my workplace and flirt with me, grabbing my arms and referring to me as "the big handsome lad" and shit like that. One of them offered to take me out to dinner. Last week this middle-aged woman in a cafe next door to my work winked at me and clearly went out of her way to touch me when she was serving me, then next time I saw her she was asking about what I'm doing on my days off (it's not normal where I'm from for servers to be that friendly). I dunno there's something weirdly hot about feeling like a bunch of women see me as a sex object. I have a cute gf though so I don't need to go for low hanging fruit
That's what it's supposed to look like anon
Them tiddies aren't retarded anon. Think of that.
How to you make these?
custom ai generation via lemonparty.org
WHAT THE FUCK
you have to be 18 to post here
I really wanna believe that this will stay free
meh i have better things to do than think insecure thoughts. i always make sure shut it down fast and they go away anyways
You are too psychologically healthy to be here, begone normie
Youre probably right. I started coming on IST back in high school but that was like 2007 and im not a social retard anymore. Still cant resist this stupid site
>girls feeling me up
This is sexual assault and you should let them know. Any girl who touches me without my permission gets pushed back immediately. Imagine a man walking up to a woman and doing this kind of nonsense.
These entitled whores will recognize the double standard and keep their filthy cock holster hands off of my pristine body.
It’s called flirting, you autist
>Imagine a man walking up to a woman and doing this kind of nonsense
>“you are really handsome”
The app tells you to upload a photo of whatever you're doing, you have to comply within 2 minutes
You dodged a bullet
>1 - was at a bar and this girl walked past me, stared at me for a second and said “you are really handsome” then walked off
Then just walk away...
My girl is always squeezing my muscles and asking me to flex them, it makes her go "ooh!" and she giggles, also making up excuses to come watch me work out in my home gym while doing things around the house.
My cousins told me that I'm on steroids. I'm only 145lbs 5'5. Feels good. When benching 225 for reps dudes look at me like how the fuck is he doing that when they're bigger than me benching way less. Feels good. Was doing triceps pull downs in tank top this qt mixed girl walked in and was all smiling while doing it almost gave me a boner she has fatbass.
How the fuck you're the king of manlets with that kind of bench fr
1. Wife told me that I'm her inspiration: she says that she is able to stay skinny watching how I can balance my lifting/physique with being a loving father to our 4 children
2. The other day I had to swing by set for a rewrite on an upcoming Henry Cavill project. A producer took me aside and asked me to leave the set because I was "making Henry self-conscious."
3. The other day my girlfriend told me that she wishes her male model counterparts were as in shape as I am
4. My McLaren 720s with customized seat groove to handle my extra-girthy dick is a few weeks out from delivery
Yes all of these are real
wow, whey are you on IST
For the intellectual stimulation and camaraderie
that would be cool if it was real
Guy told me that I've bulked up a lot recently and jokingly asked me if I am natty or not.
Girl put her hand on my trap for a few seconds and squeezed it but she was kinda fat so whatever.
I was laughing with a dude and saw some random girl alone smiling in my direction but it could have been something she saw on her phone too.
Fat girl mires are still mires
>I was hitting the end of her vagina
How old are you
My wife loved it when I hit that spot back in the day. Now, after two pregnancies, pretty much anything hurts her. Which lifts for this feel?
You're not alone brother
My wife used to love me before our third kid.
>go on date with a 21 year old I met on hinge
>kinda nervous the age gap will be a problem
>we meet, sit down
>one of the first thing she says is how I look way better than my photos
>she's really easy to talk to
>she's pretty funny, kinda autistic, but really cute, tiny, blue eyes, brown hair
>not too smart though, which she even admitted
>we were only gonna meet for a quick drink but end up grabbing some pizza and just talking until fairly late
>we have plans for this Saturday
Wish me luck bros, I like her, if I'm careful I may be able to keep this one forever
>one fun date
>already imagining your life together
Im sure it’ll work out little buddy
most people can make plans for the future, that's why your dad left
Whatever helps you cope little bro
You’re gonna kill it
I lift for sad people like you tricked by modernity
S-rank girl right there, Anon, make it work
Hope it goes well Anon, sounds good
How long do I have to wait with dating apps to find a worthwhile human being on them?
Every time I try using them, after a few weeks I just end up not wanting to bother with women for months because everyone on there is either a whole, or extremely boring, or both.
I've never managed to make it more than a month before deleting them again
you're not going to find her on the apps. they're like online bars, only good for hooking up. your best bet is your social circle. thats why back in the day people would take a salsa class or some shit to find their partner.
unfortunately these days people are shut ins and have retarded hobbies that have no social component
>mine is all boys who also have pretty much no female friends except their gfs who they never bring out
Ah. I see.
The social circle meme is overblown, my ex took all my friends in the divorce and I still meet plenty of women.
Stay persistent on apps, dating has always sucked, it's not the apps fault
Go out alone if it's an event you're genuinely interested in
Just talk to people
You know you can change/grow your social circle, right anon?
I don't know about you but I've gotten hotter + less crazy girls after I stopped using dating apps and started picking up chicks in person
>and just talking until fairly late
she was hoping you would fuck her
it's over now, you are friendzoned
she will suck as much money as she wants from you and offer little sex
>be me last monday talking to this giga qt at work
>she asks me to lift some boxes
>”i can tell you hit the gym, where do you train?”
>we apparently go to the gym, she switched over to mine a month ago
>i joke about her probably only hitting legs like 99% of women
>she turns her ass towards me and goes “can’t you tell?”
>a bit later she writes something on a post it
>i walk by and she grabs a new one, slaps it onto my pec
>she laughs and i just shake my head with a smile
>later asked me about valentines plans and i told her i have a date on the weekend(lies)
>she tells me about her bf having something planned
>notice from that point she becomes more flirty and teasing
>squeezed my bicep as she walked by
>texts me today (having never done that before) with a restaurant recommendation for my date
>use her attention to boost my confidence
obviously i would fug if given the chance, but for now i just play along with her games and she enjoys this dynamic too i guess. i don’t take her too serious and she is genuinely friendly. i’ll take the mires.
don't fall for her attention traps
but good on you for taking her negative energy and using it to fuel something positive
Run from her like the plague bruh
don't listen to those other fags fuck her if you can but don't date her
this is how you get her addicted to you
if this is what you want, good job otherwise consider
pretty sure my best friend's wife was filming or photographing me coming out of the ocean post swim last week
was holding her phone low angled toward me flat, not her face. so no other explanation makes sense. I'm a dyel. also I caught her looking at my dick through my jeans once
If you feel like you are being observed, do something like check the time or yawn. These are actions that are often repeated by others so you stand a chance of seeing her do that as well.
she's been eye fucking me for years at this point but ocassionally will ignore me to feign disinterest. i think she just wants to know she's still wanted now that she's in a failing marriage. also with the photos probably wants jerkoff material
Mires? Only disgust when I check myself in the mirror. My god I'm a fucking freak, and so I receive subhuman treatment from those around. Whenever I go people run, children cry and dogs bark, as if Shrek left his swamp, though unlike him I don't even have a mudhut to call home. I'm a complete disaster and will never attain recognition from those around, which I yearn so deeply. I don't hate others, but I do hate the monster that's through the mirror. Who only gives me "mires" of depression and exhaustion. For me it never began, everyone will make it except me, since I look like the spawn of Satan and Moloch himself. It's unequivocally over for me, but I find solace in that I'm a 1 in a quadrillion case, and when I perish the Earth will no longer be tormented by my ugliness. This is the end of the road, my baldness will be fixed in hell..
Get a grip mf
weak hands typed this
> shrek hand anon typed it
anon, be careful for what you say
post self. We need to see
Such is the fate of baldcels
What a pussy, grab your balls and give ‘em a tug and hit the gym gay
My GF just accuses me of being on steroids
well are you on them?
no, just on TRT
No, and if I posted my body everyone here would laugh and call me a DYEL
Is it the small balls?
Should we tell him?
>suddenly 6 inch morning wood out of nowhere
>now trying blood circulation massages and some weight loss
>sometimes see bigger erections but not consistently
i made my first really good drum and bass song : )
Pls post I want to hear
>doing OHP singles
>young girl (10yo) is at the gym with her dad
>her dad is DYEL
>I notice her staring at me whenever I go to lift
>she makes no attempt to hide it
>happens every time without fail
>don't look back at her BC I don't want anyone to think I'm a pedo
>take solace knowing that I mog her patricarch
Kid mires are the most pure bros.
Nice* haha typo
>work at a corrugated box factory
>turn 32 and have 10 years at company
>hire this new hr girl who's 21 last november
>she looks like the army psyops girl just like 5'6"
>freckles and blue eyed brunettes are my favorite
>talk to her at the christmas party for a few minutes
>not much comes of it other than small talk
>every month as long as there are no recordable accidents we get free food
>its always shitty pizza and wings or fatty pasta type stuff
>bring my own lunch
>she asks why i don't eat the food and tell her cause she brings it
>she laughs but doesn't understand why
>my foreman ends up telling her i don't eat crap food
>he then tells me she talks about me a lot
>this month she ends up getting roasted chicken with veggies, potatoes and rice
>when i see her she said she got it for her muscle man and squeezes my chest
>literal HR drone potentially sexually harasses employee
yeah, this didn't happen
hr women are sluts you're just a syel gay
you guys are dumb this one is easy
>go to her and report a coworker (her) touched you inappropiately
then you will 90% get laid unless you are retarded enough to somehow fuck this up
>went to the bar with the boys
>met this short, standoffish punk girl with curly hair while playing pool
>we get to know each other
>she starts feeling up my biceps and quads
>she's 1/4 Romani
>proceed to make holocaust jokes with the boys right in front of her
>she still ended up making out with me at the end of the night
Well, ISTbros, does this count as a mire?
>hooking up with bar sluts
>went to the bar with the boys
so you're part of that crowd of douchebags that shows up at 11 obviously only there for pussy who ruins the vibe huh?
Yes, and yes. We're a group of gym bros who all go on IST. We like to compete and see who can hook up with someone first.
assblasted femcel detected
>ruins the vibe
YO IS THAT A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO WENT TO A SOCIAL FUNCTION TO HOOK UP WITH OTHER PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK GET OUTTA HERE
i agree, but "ruins the vibe" who talks like this are you a moron zoomer or something
>at boxing session
>girl going round taking payment for the session
>give her my prepaid voucher
>she draws a little love heart instead of a cross
Got a thai massage the other day (only for therapeutic purposes) and the lady pulled my underwear down to really massage my glutes, then there were all these lingering touches and one part were she just sat on my cock for a minute. Didn’t think anything of this but when I left I could see her staring at me from the window while I walked into the store across the street, she was still staring when I came back out with an expression of absolute elation on her face. Gunna go again soon when she’s there just cause I like being touched by a woman. Haven’t had sex in just over two years so this is we’re I’m at now bros.
how old are you out of curiosity?
my mom says i'm a handsome boy ^_^
no mires lately bros. new girl at work wont even talk to me
People are always telling me that I'm looking buff these days. My girfriend comments on it almost every day and she's very genuine about it, I can tell she's really impressed and not just being nice. Like out of nowhere in the middle of a conversation she'll just be like "you're so fucking hot holy shit" and she's doing it a lot more often lately. My friends and family keep mentioning it too. I've always been pretty skinny but now all of my t-shirts are tighter, there's no longer a gap between the sleeves and my biceps so I guess I am getting bigger.
one from a while ago that stuck with me
>on a date with girl in a bar
>go to get some drinks, girl I'm with waits at our table
>at the bar two random girls come up
>tell me that they're photographers and that I look great
>"you could be a model, would you come and model for us?"
I turned it down because I was on a date that night but any other night I would've been all over that shit
>at a bar with two female friends
>old guy comes into our booth
>starts asking them where did they find this big handsome guy
>i just smile to myself and take a sip of my beer
Old people mires are the best
based old man was trying to raise your status, wingmanning you
lmao he was a fag trying to hit on you dumbass
>no one ever compliments me because i am such a gigachad it seems like i get enough as it is
>29 year old kissless virgin
>get matches but no one ever responds to boost their dopamine from getting messaged first by a giga chad and not responding
bros don't ascend stop before it's too late.
Be glad you can still get your wizard powers bro
women will do hookups with you moron.
Got mired twice today.
At a food market with my fiancée when a 16 year old boy came over to me and asked if I was natty. Told him I was natty and that I had been working out for 6 years, he said nice and fist bumped me.
Then on the walk home (partner went home early) a car of women drove past and two women yelled out "give us a flex mr big arms".
I don't normally get mires so it was weird getting two in one afternoon
>at climbing gym in sleeveless shirt
>climbing with a group of other regulars
>one of them makes a comment about the scratches down my back
>says "Looks like you had a fun night, I bet someone with those muscles has no problem getting women"
>laugh and say thanks
>dont have the heart to tell them the scratches are from my kitty wanting to go for shoulder rides and that I havent spoken to a women in years
pics (of the kitty)
I want to call this wholesome but there's something...off Idk what it is.
post me in the screencap for gay reddit
>tfw i had a caring gf who would do all these things
fvck brvs... pvin is rval....
Between what positions? My imagination is struggling
fucking of course
what position is that
The Welfare Queen
ewww disgusting ugh gross monkey feet yuck
Those look like dead people feet what the fuck
jesus do morons really have such ugly feet?
Oh lots of mires.
>at walllymarts looking at chairs, row behind was linens, pillows
>I didn't see this chubby girl who stopped about ten feet from me
>she walks up all breathless and nearly panting huff huff huff
>she walks behind me and sits on my other side on some boxes on the aisle
>She's a walmrt employee and well-built, big tittys, nice hair n very chubby, wearing a mask
she says so randomly like she was sleepy
>I have a nice car..
>I really like going for rides
>I have two girls but her mother watches them
>my car is so nice, it has cool air-conditioning and nice seats
>I would let you drive it...
She is breathing so hard after every sentence like she's already naked in bed
I barely looked at her. Just looking at chairs
It was summer and I was wearing sweatshorts, above the knee and a light t-shirt.
I didn't realize it was a direct mire till many hours after. She was fantasizing about getting raped by me and if I was really on my game I would have, she was like 20 or something.
lol was she retarded or something
do you really have to ask?
like it's normal for them to be below average but that's like helmet-wearing downie tier
Not yet until she's done taking my dick, she will be just fine and happy after.
She was just so unbelievably taken with the sight of me and her proximity to me that it got her "drunk" a little.
Her sex parts are creaming and she couldn't really bear to stand up or do anything but look at me and my body until her body calms down.
I seen this happen a few times with women and girls I've been around.
I don't mean for that to happen, its just a thing that happens when I go out sometimes.
tbh she sounds like she was a junkie on the verge of nodding out
She sounds like she has Down syndrome. Was she retarded, anon?
>mfw got a near illegal mire
>part time job as a waiter
>bring some drinks to a family table
>2 mothers (separate families not lesbos)
>wearing a M shirt instead of my usual L since it was in the wash
>tight as fuck on top
>one the daughters chimes up and I finish up giving the drinks
>"mum can i go see magic mike when I turn 18, Elizabeth can take me" While looking at me, one of the few times i noticed her not glued to her phone
>mfw she was dressed like a typical insta thot
>mum can i go see magic mike when I turn 18, Elizabeth can take me
Should have given her your number.
My mom said that I'm looking a lot more muscular recently. I'm 28 and moved back home to save up for a house lol
>old black janitor guy calls me big man and asks what my routine is
>he does my routine every day
it's the little things
A few from the last week:
>show up to old moving job for a day to get some extra cash
>cold af so I'm wearing a compression shirt under my work t-shirt
>boomer boss goes on multiple times about how ripped I am
>at a metal show, right at the front of the pit
>vocalist wants people to clap, cramped space so my arms are half down
>dude behind me taps me and goes "you're way too shredded to not show off those muscles at full length"
probably nothing but I'm counting this anyways
>in class the next day, prof loves ted talks for some reason
>presenter on the ted talk makes some comment about "who doesn't have a few extra pounds anyways"
>outta the corner of my eye see cute asian fitness major next to me explicitly turn to me, blush and quickly turn away
You call that “probably nothing” ? You must be even more autistic than me. What the actual fuck just go talk to her you retard. If she fucking turned to check you out at this mere mention of a random ISTness fact she thinks of you more than she should. This shit is not nothing
I'm historically bad at picking up on signals and I'm working on getting money together so I can move out from my moms house and closer to campus (45 min drive), so I'd rather not get involved in anything until I have a place of my own again. Also, barely talk to anyone at school for non-school related stuff, so I'll just leave it as a mire.
On one hand I like your approach, on the other it’s retarded. Just fucking talk to her, make a friend. You don’t have to fuck her or even date her, just show her you are not a complete autist and make a move and talk to her. If she turns out to be a bitch just ignore her like you’re doing now. But you at least have it a shot. I’m telling you anon don’t waste this opportunity.
>walking my groceries home to my apartment (one of those motel style buildings)
>girl on the second floor sees me and asks me to help her move some old dresser up the stairs
> get it 75% of the way there and her bf appears out of nowhere
>bf buts in to help but makes it worse
> the stairwell is very narrow so it was really awkward spatially
> finally get the bookcase up. the girl thanks me
> we make small talk and the whole time her bf is giving me the death stare, wont acknowledge me
> still gives me weird looks whenever i see him around the parking lot lol
A man shouted "Steroids!" at me from his van
I'm a lifetime natural.
I guess it's a mire.
It always is. Make them seethe, King.
>Talking with 2 female friends
>generally sexual conversation, but 80% platonic
>mention how I just recently lost my V-card to my ex
>one girl in fucking shock
>”omg anon, you look hot enough to be a man whore and I have more experience than you?!”
>mfw she’s 3 years younger than me
Equally a mire and a destruction of my self-confidence
they can never understand
youre supposed to lie anon
13 year old girls have a body count higher than 1? Jesus what is this world coming to?
>slightly antisocial and autistic
>lift at a local gym
>close to the ghetto but it’s cheap and people are cool
>one day i’m benching 5x5 2pl8
>some black guy in basketball fit comes and tells me i’m strong
>thank him and we start talking
>somehow we get along great and are constantly shooting the shit
>become friends (at the gym)
>last weekend we’re talking and turns out he bought (rented) a new ‘crib’
>i tell him if he needs help moving i would come
>see him a few days later and he asks if that offer is still up
>i tell him sure, yesterday i went to help him out
>im the only white dude there
>got some odd looks at first but also lots of comments about me being strong
>mired my own functional strength, it was nice to make use of my gains
>after we’re done friend insists we stay over for dinner and he introduces his gf
>have pizza and malt liquor, having a good time
>at one point the fact that i’m the only white dude comes up for discussion
>my friend chimes in
>”he more of a real bro than a real bro”
>feel good about his nice words and happy to make a friendship
>later go home and sleep for 12 hours because i was mentally and physically exhausted
>at the gas station with a fwb
>shes driving, im in the passenger
>she pulls up to the gas
>pays at the pump, starts pumping the gas
>im chillin in the car, on my phone
>some guy comes up to her and starts talking to her
>shes not my girlfriend, dont care too much, doubt she'll stop fucking me over some rando at a gas station, she literally creams on my dick
>keep scrolling on my phone
>my window is a little open so i can kind of hear the conversation
>hes asking her why her man is in the car and not pumping his girls gas
>laughing to myself, shes not even my girl
>dont care enough to get out of the car at this point and say something
>he then says to her that im a little boy for letting you drive and pump the gas
>hes kinda crossing the line
>pretty sure the girl im fucking knows i can hear him cuz we always drive with the windows down and i didnt wanna look like a puss
>so i step out of the car and say dont you have anything better to do
>he says hes just doing his job as a man
>ask him 'your job is to bother people at gas stations?'
>he turns away from me and asks my fwb if hes bothering her
>she says 'i mean im just trying to pump my gas really quickly to be honest"
>i say 'looks like your assistance isnt needed"
>he turns back to me and tells me to grow up
>he starts walking away
>as hes walking away i say "you first"
>he walks away
>fwb looks at me with a "what a weirdo" look in her eyes
>just kinda smile at her
>we get back in the car, drive back to my place and fuck like rabbits for 4 hours
>creams on my dick again
guarantee he thought all that was gonna come out so much cooler than it did
The hot gym MILF interrupted my run to ask me to help her. We talked a little, but I was finishing up and needed food for gainsmaxing. Next time I see her I'm gonna strike up a convo. WAGMI.
>Heading into building where my office is
>Small building so know few people from other departments by name, most by sight
>Going up the stairs at same time as lady I don't know
>Small talk, asks what she does
>She's nervous and tells me I have interesting eyes and they are beautiful
>Feel good all morning
I have sectoral heterochromia iridum, where a third of my eye is brown and the rest is green, and sight central heterochromia iridum in my other eye. Most people don't comment on it or takes them a while before they notice
>receive mire from girl
>Laugh it off
>"She's just being nice"
Right guys? Right???
>She's just being nice
>Right guys? Right???
No. You can go for years and years and years as a fat ugly guy that will never receive any sort of compliment from a woman, then they suddenly happen when you get sexy and you think they're just being nice? They could have been nice when you weren't desirable, but they don't do that.
I can't flip the switch. I've been stuck one end for too long. I see it all the time, girls spilling spaghetti, voices go low or high pitch if I talk to them, smiling. I thought guys have retarded ways of opening up conversations but like this shit
>I'm a Mac truck driver as day job but also officer cadet and deliver fresh produce to coffee shops, sandwich shops etc
>I'm in a tank top 90% of the time, veiny asf because I'm sweating alot
>Deliver some veggies to a store
>Take it to the back of the store where the cooler is
>Skinny girl but cute in the back as well
> "thanks so much for delivering this"
>"Yep, no problem"
>"No really, thank you so much"
>Says another almost sad sounding thank you like an autist as I leave
> Take my dolly cart, specifically get somebody else to sign the invoice for the delivery
Bitch doesn't make sandwiches, she just takes orders at the drive through, she's just on break, this is some dumb idea of a girls way of "shooting her shot". I know in back of my head somethings there but go through a rotation of
>It's her job to be nice
>She's just trying to get attention, nothing will come of it if I do talk to her
>Maybe she's just a nice person
I saw her again, smiles but won't look at me in the eye. This shit happens alot, I'm not flexing, it's not a flex if I don't get pussy. I know I look good, I've loved lifting for 6 years, but I'm fucking useless with women, I just ignore them or assume it's some friendly compliment from a old boomer. I'm stuck in a skinny boys head when I have a jacked man's body.
>I'm stuck in a skinny boys head when I have a jacked man's body.
You're not missing anything dude. Women are lame and wholly uninteresting in general. All they're going to do is have sex with you and then try to pin you in a boring as fuck conversation about their favorite television shows, candles, art, etc. They never have anything meaningful to say. Then not only will they want to talk to you about nothing, they will want you to clear your schedule and demand your attention for long periods of time where you are essentially forced to pay attention to them as if they are the center of both of your universes while being, yet again, the least interesting thing in either of those universes. Now that you're attractive though, you can pretty much say whatever you want to them and they'll have sex with you. Just make sure to leave as quickly as possible before they try to trap you as a boyfriend
next time softly hold her chin up and tell her to look at you in the eyes
If a woman goes out of her way to approach you or compliment you, that's it. She wants you.
Why are you posting this as if you were not already winning in life and just got out of a rut or something?
my dick goes well though thier cerix.
jap gf 9/10 called my didck testsu, becuase it was so fucking hard.
She told me that jap guys acknowleged thier dicks were smaller, but claimed they were harder.
then she met me, I would ask her to bite my dick with her molars, pretty hard so I could feel the squeeze (also cainies tear). Shit was based. Needless to say she could not exert enough hand pressure to cause any pain in the slightest, and railied the fuck out of her. She asked me to fuck her up the ass. Also the chinese girl did as well.
People always mire me when I go to the beach, but I don't really care and have fun making sand castles like a retard.
My gf grab my ass, bite my shoulders and mire my body on a daily basis
>but I don't really care and have fun making sand castles like a retard
Train arms yesterday before doctor's appointment.
He takes my blood pressure as part of the visit.
>"Oh wow, I think we're going to need the Large Sleeve"
Doctor tells me he just started working out and asks for tips so he can grow
Please give us an update Aunt Fucker.
I didnt fuck her. Wasnt gonna write this down because its embarrassing as hell but since you asked
> same routine as yesterday was edging with lotion
>she came to get the towels again I heard her and got ready
>pretended to sleep with my hand around my dick and wake up slowly as she entered
>she whispered good morning and was sneaking to the closet. This was new, she was quite loud last days
>she was wearing even shorter shorts and she bent over for like 10 seconds with straight legs
>i stroke while staring
>one stroke too far bros
>I go hands off but its too late
>she turns around as the first pump leaves my dick
>my body decides this is the time to set a new record and I must have shot like 7 or 8 times. Tried my best not to moan
>she was staring the whole time
>turns around and gets one more towel, comes over and gives it to me
>you shouldnt do that anon, go take a shower
>impossible to interpret the tone of her voice
>im on the train home, she said Im welcome back any time so it cant be that bad. She wont tell my mom right bros?
I still think you're making this up, but if you aren't, she wants to fuck you
>in kitchen with fiancé
>cooking, cleaning, doing normal stuff
>out of the blue, she says “anon, you have a massive dick”
>later that night she compares something to the size of a redbull can
>says “a redbull can is about the size of your dick, right?”
>tfw she’s never done this before
I will never look good naked because I have
>keloid on my deltoid and neck
>stretchmarks on my ass
>pearly penile papules
It's over. Pic related I grabbed these from google
I have some surgery scars and I still get mired, sucks about the other shit tho anon
Dude, they’re only visible when you pull your forskin all the way up
Do you plan being hard everytime uou’re naked?