>mom banned me from using doorway pull-up bars

>mom banned me from using doorway pull-up bars
How am I supposed to do pull-ups now? I'm NEET with no car so can't go to the gym. I don't even have any tree branches outside 🙁

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't you walk to the gym you fat retard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bro go steal a bike

      I'd suggest the monkey bars at the playground but I get the impression you're legally not allowed near one.

      I live in the middle of nowhere

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Tell us more;
        do you have a garden?
        Do you have a garage?
        Let us know so we can make suggestions.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >middle of nowhere
        >no tree branches

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >wagie wagie.. a week voice whispered from the dark

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bro go steal a bike

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd suggest the monkey bars at the playground but I get the impression you're legally not allowed near one.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just do push ups instead.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >1..1...1......1

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But his form is perfect!

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i broke part of the doorframe from doing pullups. bought some chink bar off amazon

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Options;
    But a free standing pull up bar
    Make one in your home or garden
    Get creative
    Do you have a garage?
    Could you suspend something from your ceiling?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shove a towel under a door to use the door as a bar. This sucks and hurts to do, so maybe don’t do it. Alternatively, look up horizontal pull ups. Use a table and pull yourself up. This is a decent variation of pull ups while you figure out a better way to do real pull ups

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      "Horizontal pullups"
      You fool, those are bodyweight rows.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Semantics. It’s a great back builder if you can’t do pull ups

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stop being a neet
    Also get a power tower, they're cheap and very good imo
    But most importantly stop being a neet

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Beat her to death

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cuck

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get a driver's license and a job. No point in getting jacked if you live with your mom. Run everyday until you get a car and then bulk at the gym.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tell your mother your friends on IST want to talk to her.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dig a hole in your floor 3' wide and 8' deep. Lay a 2x4 over the hole. Do pull ups in the hole grabbing the 2x4. Your mom will thank me (again)

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