>Sharks usually won't eat you - or even be aware of your existence.
Nice try
>the 35 year old man was misstaken by a seal as the shark grabbed the man as he launched him in the air, biting through his body >in the footage, the victim has its legs and lower body torn off, as it swims with one arm towards the shore, screaming for help >the shark returned, to drag the poor man back into the sea, the man had catastrophic injuries and was beyond saving
> >the 35 year old man was misstaken by a seal as the shark grabbed the man as he launched him in the air, biting through his body
Maybe next time he should lose some weight before going in so he doesn't look like a fucking seal.
This. The whole "muh sharky warky cuddle buns, they don't wanna get you, the are sleeky weeky bullet boys" is a bunch of idealogue fat scientists with gay hippie tendancies who started pushing that dishonest rhetoric because they thought shatk movies would hypnotize those oh so loathsome un-universitified peons of the world into extincting sharks. It is probably the worst advice on Earth. Then they go on to tell you how they're the perfect killing machines, but not for you oh lesser than us humans, just for everything else. Oh all thesr people mangled, eaten, chomped up? Why, they're just mistaken for a seal of course. Of those people getting bitten on shark safaris? Well it's their fault for having the gall to go in the ocean, sharks aren't dangerous, you gotta believe us.
Any one else get a hard pee pee and go into the water to hide it? I cannot help it when see cute girl I have to stay in water for so long my skin turns into a grape wut do bros?
>Old gym (LA Fitness) had a pool >On my cut I would swim 2-3 times a week after my workout >Got the most shredded I've ever been in my life
I miss it bros. Been doing jumprope for my cardio instead now but it's not the same 🙁
Bro, if you're paying a hundred a month on the gym and aren't even using the pool, it's time to invest in a home gym. For two years' membership, you can get a full squat rack, weights, dumbbells, and bench.
It was a bit sudden switching to this gym, so I didn't have anything planned
I'm starting to buy parts of my home gym bit by bit but I can't afford to buy everything at once
>swim in varying forms >shoulder ALWAYS gets injured without failure
I have a pre-existing injury but swimming is out for me. Doctors don't really want to listen to me about it either. Cycling and bicycles are more fun anyway.
>got back in uni as a boomer (26) >nearby pool has a discount for university students from 55€ for 10 entrances down to 32€ >only if you're 25 or younger
running it is then
Do I just suck at it or is it not a really good form of cardio?
I can't really keep my heart rate up while swimming (basically the same for cycling) or if it go full power I am dead after 100m... maybe you need to find some healthy middle ground between just floating at the speed of all the grannys and going full throttle, but at least I fucking can't...
When running I find it pretty easy to always stay at a good heart rate.
I’d love to, but my gym only had 3 lanes and there’s always old people gatekeeping them by hogging them for like an hour. Doesn’t matter what time I go, it’s rare to ever get an open lane. I’m not trying to stand around for that long just to swim for 15 minutes.
Costs nothing if you swim in the ocean.
I don't live near the ocean
Plus it gives me rashes
No lakes?
It's based either way, and the pool has advantages.
>Lakes
Tfw no brain-eating amoeba maxxing.
>rash
How? Are you swimming in an oil field or next to a sewage plant?
He means the salt water gives him a rash.
>get eaten by a shark or stunned by jellyfish
no thanks
Jellyfish stings aren't too bad - as long as it's not a dangerous one.
Sharks usually won't eat you - or even be aware of your existence.
>Sharks usually won't eat you - or even be aware of your existence.
Nice try
>the 35 year old man was misstaken by a seal as the shark grabbed the man as he launched him in the air, biting through his body
>in the footage, the victim has its legs and lower body torn off, as it swims with one arm towards the shore, screaming for help
>the shark returned, to drag the poor man back into the sea, the man had catastrophic injuries and was beyond saving
>Australia
that place is not fit for human life anyway
> >the 35 year old man was misstaken by a seal as the shark grabbed the man as he launched him in the air, biting through his body
Maybe next time he should lose some weight before going in so he doesn't look like a fucking seal.
Its the wetsuits that make them look like a seal.
Usually they wont unless they think you are a seal.
If you don't try to run away from them sharks generally will not attack you
I tried to find the uncensored video in the archives but to no avail, do they really delete gore like that?
This. The whole "muh sharky warky cuddle buns, they don't wanna get you, the are sleeky weeky bullet boys" is a bunch of idealogue fat scientists with gay hippie tendancies who started pushing that dishonest rhetoric because they thought shatk movies would hypnotize those oh so loathsome un-universitified peons of the world into extincting sharks. It is probably the worst advice on Earth. Then they go on to tell you how they're the perfect killing machines, but not for you oh lesser than us humans, just for everything else. Oh all thesr people mangled, eaten, chomped up? Why, they're just mistaken for a seal of course. Of those people getting bitten on shark safaris? Well it's their fault for having the gall to go in the ocean, sharks aren't dangerous, you gotta believe us.
>5 fatal attacks worldwide in 2022
meh, I take bigger risks of dying every time I step outside
moron, are you afraid of sharks?
>t.
>swim in shark infested areas where they feed
>get eaten
>OMG THE SHARKS ARE OUT FOR US
>Nooooo, muh my slippery wippery shinies, I could tame one if I tried! Noooooo!
You're more likely to drown than either of those occuring
just waiting for the weather to warm up
Nice trellis what you growing amigo?
It only costs €3.5 the ticket where I live.
Any one else get a hard pee pee and go into the water to hide it? I cannot help it when see cute girl I have to stay in water for so long my skin turns into a grape wut do bros?
Transition
I'm not paying to swim in piss, sweat and chlorine. I knew a guy who started swimming and within 2 years all his hair fell out.
Literally every other form of cardio is boring as fuck though
I can't afford to start BJJ and swimming though; that's $50 a week
Just go for a run. It's free. So is swimming in the sea.
Running is boring. I've done it 4 days in a row and I can't stand it any more
>Running is boring
Run faster. Go somewhere nice. Listen to music.
yoga and pilates (ABS)
>Running is boring
>But lap swimming, that's just wall-to-wall adrenaline right there, following a line with no sights, smells, or sounds...
swimming is fun
Running is fun if it’s done outdoors and you’re listening to an audiobook or podcast that interests you anon 🙂
Disagree
Costs $1.50 per visit in my town lol. So, less than $5 per week if you go 3 days a week
Russian anon
>he doesnt have his own personal pool
get a load of this poorfag
I fucking LOVE swimming. Catch me at Florida Pool every AM. Go Gators.
bump
Okay Jono
Still traumatized from the floating little island of gray hairs I got in my mouth
If you can do only one sport and want a good and healthy body - swimming is the way to go. Most other shit will just cause you pain in the old age.
my grandmother swam daily in the ocean to her late 80s
>Old gym (LA Fitness) had a pool
>On my cut I would swim 2-3 times a week after my workout
>Got the most shredded I've ever been in my life
I miss it bros. Been doing jumprope for my cardio instead now but it's not the same 🙁
>is free
>has m. fowlri that digests your brain while you suffer in agony.
I don't give a shit, they look like retards anyway.
Sharks kill more people then fowleri.
I go to a super fancy gym in NYC i only pay $75/mo
Even thats pretty wasteful, idk who's paying $100/mo
Me
It's not even worth it, there just aren't any other gyms around here
Bro, if you're paying a hundred a month on the gym and aren't even using the pool, it's time to invest in a home gym. For two years' membership, you can get a full squat rack, weights, dumbbells, and bench.
It was a bit sudden switching to this gym, so I didn't have anything planned
I'm starting to buy parts of my home gym bit by bit but I can't afford to buy everything at once
>swim in varying forms
>shoulder ALWAYS gets injured without failure
I have a pre-existing injury but swimming is out for me. Doctors don't really want to listen to me about it either. Cycling and bicycles are more fun anyway.
>got back in uni as a boomer (26)
>nearby pool has a discount for university students from 55€ for 10 entrances down to 32€
>only if you're 25 or younger
running it is then
That's a really weird distinction to make on the pool's side.
Do I just suck at it or is it not a really good form of cardio?
I can't really keep my heart rate up while swimming (basically the same for cycling) or if it go full power I am dead after 100m... maybe you need to find some healthy middle ground between just floating at the speed of all the grannys and going full throttle, but at least I fucking can't...
When running I find it pretty easy to always stay at a good heart rate.
swimming is much more technique-dependant so probably that's your issue, if you don't swim well it'll be much harder to keep up a decent pace
The sea is free, fag
I’d love to, but my gym only had 3 lanes and there’s always old people gatekeeping them by hogging them for like an hour. Doesn’t matter what time I go, it’s rare to ever get an open lane. I’m not trying to stand around for that long just to swim for 15 minutes.
But then you'd have to get naked in the locker room after...
Yeah so what? Scared of some old guy's peepee?