>new species. >regular marine garloid

>new species
>regular marine garloid
Guys, who is gonna tell them?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >literally a fat blob with wimpy tentacles
    could lifting have saved him?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >could lifting have saved him?
      Idk, but garloids can definetly save my lifting

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      some kind of weird evolution is going on. This is not good

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That looks like the advisor from half life 2

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong board

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Garloids are the best protein source, this is a IST thread

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >could lifting have saved him?
        Idk, but garloids can definetly save my lifting

        >marine garloid
        Is a misnomer. It’s named that because of its visual similarity to the common marsh garloid but it’s actually a sea cucumber. You may as well eat a plastic bag filled with saltwater.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It’s like the sea hare. It’s named that because it looks like a rabbit, but it’s actually a species of candy corn.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fitness?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Interesting! That means only 23 species haven't been discovered yet. Quite a leap forward!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >heh
      >he bleeds

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think that's a sea pig.
    Not new. Unless sea pig is a genus.
    >checks wikipedia
    Yeah, they're a genus.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the first settlers called them marloids, people think it's from "mar" as in sea in Spanish, but it comes from "maori", the more generic term garloid took over for all species once the terrestrial variants became popular after the industrial revolution, I think it's a shame we lose little subtleties like that over time

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >new species
    >has been known on IST for centuries

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For the newbies:

    Garloids arent real, you’re being trolled

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >being this new
      lad hate to break it to you but YOU'RE the one being trolled - have you ever left the city? you could easily discover for yourself the truth about garloids, but instead, waste your time here sure of the true nature of the world (tm).

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine being this moronic

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't have to imagine, kiddo.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy moron

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Not checking heavy metals
    Yeah, enjoy your mercury polluted garloids

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mercury polluted garloids
      All garloids contain ample amounts of selenium, and there are higher levels in marine varieties. Selenium binds with and protects you from mercury. Also, garloids are not top of the food chain, so have lower concentrations of mercury than most of the commonly eaten saltwater fish. Compared to something like bluefin tuna, mercury levels in marine garloids are completely negligible.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How can I have sex with it?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It has a 1 hole, use that.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >phoneposting
        kys

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