Newly single anon here. Re educate me on how to talk to women

Newly single anon here. Re educate me on how to talk to women

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you can't learn that here

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tell them you have a labradoodle. Simple as.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh man, the new thing to "break the ice" with women is to walk up and plant your middle finger in the crack of their ass in the middle of a crowded bar. They love it. You don't even have to talk to them these days!

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In a romantic context? I think everyone finds their people eventually. We are on IST, and we will find the most success with IST-tier women.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > IST-tier women.
      Eh, in my experience these women tend to be 5s/6s (e.g. pic related) — good for a fun night or two but you’re not dying to show them off to your social circles

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How do you meet IST women?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if youve been out of the loop for a few years, we live in a matriarchy now and you cant talk to women, its illegal, you have to have the correct bones in your skeleton and then one might pick you along with other correct-bones-men, best of luck to you.

    read siege

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >read siege

      Memes aside, what’s the book about?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think a single person who says "read siege" have actually read it lmfao. I'm guilty of it.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you're fucked, only women out of long term relationship can find a new boyfriend, men are basically destined to be forever alone afterwards

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just shut the fuck up and go to the gym until one talks to you.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You don't need to be able to pick one up. They literally walk around on the street. You can take one home by force and impregnate her. This isn't hard.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    learn how to be independent damn

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >newly single
    >doesn't know how to talk to women
    Were you dating a dude, gay?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've been out of the game for a while anon.
      And I met my last girlfriend on a dating app.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Same, anon. Honestly, cold approaching women never seems to go well for me and I don't have any friends to hook me up. I'd say try Catholic Match if you're Catholic

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get a dog. This guy at a gas station had a great dane sitting in his car while he was filling up his tank, and she just walked over, started petting the dog and talking to him. She was white btw but idk if that matters.

    >get dog
    >go out in public
    >????????
    >profit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      not OP, but my dog scares people in public. He doesn't act aggressive, he's just a very large and imposing long haired german shepherd. I get a million compliments every time I take him to the vet though.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    get a semi and let it show
    if you're large enough that can get you a drunk gril

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    wtf did they do to that cat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they poured dangerous white powder on it, probably itching powder, white phosphorus, or some other extremely irritating or painful chemical.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Become a cheesemonger and offer a woman a nice piece of cheese. How can anyone resist a delicious snack?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      FEMOID DETECTED WEEEE-OO WEEEE-OO WEEEE-OO

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you have to try, your a loser who will have 0 success. Never be a desperate shameless fool

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ya get a dog. live near a yuppie apartment complex

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