Oh man, the new thing to "break the ice" with women is to walk up and plant your middle finger in the crack of their ass in the middle of a crowded bar. They love it. You don't even have to talk to them these days!
> IST-tier women.
Eh, in my experience these women tend to be 5s/6s (e.g. pic related) — good for a fun night or two but you’re not dying to show them off to your social circles
if youve been out of the loop for a few years, we live in a matriarchy now and you cant talk to women, its illegal, you have to have the correct bones in your skeleton and then one might pick you along with other correct-bones-men, best of luck to you.
You don't need to be able to pick one up. They literally walk around on the street. You can take one home by force and impregnate her. This isn't hard.
Same, anon. Honestly, cold approaching women never seems to go well for me and I don't have any friends to hook me up. I'd say try Catholic Match if you're Catholic
Get a dog. This guy at a gas station had a great dane sitting in his car while he was filling up his tank, and she just walked over, started petting the dog and talking to him. She was white btw but idk if that matters.
not OP, but my dog scares people in public. He doesn't act aggressive, he's just a very large and imposing long haired german shepherd. I get a million compliments every time I take him to the vet though.
you can't learn that here
Tell them you have a labradoodle. Simple as.
Oh man, the new thing to "break the ice" with women is to walk up and plant your middle finger in the crack of their ass in the middle of a crowded bar. They love it. You don't even have to talk to them these days!
In a romantic context? I think everyone finds their people eventually. We are on IST, and we will find the most success with IST-tier women.
> IST-tier women.
Eh, in my experience these women tend to be 5s/6s (e.g. pic related) — good for a fun night or two but you’re not dying to show them off to your social circles
How do you meet IST women?
if youve been out of the loop for a few years, we live in a matriarchy now and you cant talk to women, its illegal, you have to have the correct bones in your skeleton and then one might pick you along with other correct-bones-men, best of luck to you.
read siege
>read siege
Memes aside, what’s the book about?
I don't think a single person who says "read siege" have actually read it lmfao. I'm guilty of it.
you're fricked, only women out of long term relationship can find a new boyfriend, men are basically destined to be forever alone afterwards
just shut the frick up and go to the gym until one talks to you.
You don't need to be able to pick one up. They literally walk around on the street. You can take one home by force and impregnate her. This isn't hard.
learn how to be independent damn
>newly single
>doesn't know how to talk to women
Were you dating a dude, homosexual?
I've been out of the game for a while anon.
And I met my last girlfriend on a dating app.
Same, anon. Honestly, cold approaching women never seems to go well for me and I don't have any friends to hook me up. I'd say try Catholic Match if you're Catholic
Get a dog. This guy at a gas station had a great dane sitting in his car while he was filling up his tank, and she just walked over, started petting the dog and talking to him. She was white btw but idk if that matters.
>get dog
>go out in public
>????????
>profit
not OP, but my dog scares people in public. He doesn't act aggressive, he's just a very large and imposing long haired german shepherd. I get a million compliments every time I take him to the vet though.
get a semi and let it show
if you're large enough that can get you a drunk gril
wtf did they do to that cat
they poured dangerous white powder on it, probably itching powder, white phosphorus, or some other extremely irritating or painful chemical.
Become a cheesemonger and offer a woman a nice piece of cheese. How can anyone resist a delicious snack?
FEMOID DETECTED WEEEE-OO WEEEE-OO WEEEE-OO
If you have to try, your a loser who will have 0 success. Never be a desperate shameless fool
ya get a dog. live near a yuppie apartment complex