>nice muscles anon, mind giving me a hand with this jar?
what do?
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>nice muscles anon, mind giving me a hand with this jar?
what do?
It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14 |
Nothing Ever Happens Shirt $21.68 |
It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14 |
Nice gender, woman. Mind giving me a child with that vegana?
Sure that sounded hilarious in your head
that's a man
maybe if you tried being nice and actually talking to women, you would get a child
NTA, but some try the nice thing and it fails spectacularly.
Failing with women because I was a typical Niceguy is what has made me so cold towards them, personally. It'd kind of a cold dagger in the heart when you lose a girl to an butthole, while simultaneously living in a society that tells you to "just be nice to them :3"
NO PROB b***h
>looks at ingredients in pickles
>high fructose corn syrup
>throw jar on the ground and smash it
>tell her "nice try"
Happens all the time with my wife. Some answers I gave:
>First, thank me for going to the gym and starting rock climbing last year
>Open the jar And say something like Good thing I'm strong AF or we would have to starve
>(Gay voice) I can't, I drank too much sóymilk and now I'm weak. Also we need to be better allies to the Black LGBT community
All are met with smiles
>(Gay voice) I can't, I drank too much sóymilk and now I'm weak. Also we need to be better allies to the Black LGBT community
lol'd at this
>wipe my hands on my shirt / pants bc they are always a bit sweaty
>give the jar a smack on the underside
>open it
this guy gets it
>mom asks me to open jar
>struggle
>mom asks dad to open jar
>*pop*
fricking dad strength lads
Same here except I used to open it after dad struggled with it
Open the jar. Thank god I did my forearm curls.
For anyone who doesn't know
>Use your lats
If girls found out they'd stop asking though so keep that to yourselves
how do I pullup on a jar lid
What? How?
Post forearms. Not challenging the validity of your post, I just want to see what it looks like when grip strength is not the weak link when opening jars.
we have these jars that have ''easily openable'' written on the lid and these frickers gaslight you so much they're much harder to open than regular jars making you think that you're a weak b***h
Jars are easy mode. The real challenge are bottles of drain cleaner with deformed safety caps. That shit is pure madness.
you can hit the lid from a side couple of times with a spoon or something and it will open easily
>unhinge jaw
>put jar in unhinged jaw
>tilt head upwards
>crush jar
I would have to get a rubber glove because my grip strength is awful