Nice muscles bro, it's a shame that the existence of firearms renders your strength and size completely meaningless in the real world though

Nice muscles bro, it's a shame that the existence of firearms renders your strength and size completely meaningless in the real world though

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think a firearm will help me lift furniture

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >forces someone else to lift furniture at gunpoint
      easy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not an expert on this sort of thing, but I think that's a crime.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >cops come to arrest you
          >shoot them too
          It's literally so easy

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            this just keeps escalating until a new nation is formed

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What if they send more cops
            Ammo is expensive these days, you know

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I can't refute this.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              i can

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Is it possible to learn this power?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            why don't you just get them to help lift the furniture too

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't live in a shithole so I don't have to worry about being shot (neither will my children when they go to school)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >neither will my children when they go to school
      Climate change and resource depletion will cause literally billions of refugees and migrants to swamp north America and Europe. Nowhere will be safe for you or your children.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >implying

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >muh climate change
        Opinion discarded

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You don't even need a gun. Most lift fags would get stomped by a duel with 6 months of striking and 6 months of grappling training.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dyel not duel

      I don't live in a shithole so I don't have to worry about being shot (neither will my children when they go to school)

      Bullshit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can't strike or grapple when you're weak. Nice fantasy though, Chang

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jokes on you, gay. I have muscles and I always carry. Only retarded dyels thinks you get IST to pretend getting. I’m IST because I love looking great, something you’ll never understand. Kys

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >OH YOU THINK YOURE BIG AND STRONG OKAY I'M JUST GONNA MURDER YOU
      Too bad I carry a gun too, you'll wish you had just took the ass beating. I bet you were bullied bad as a kid.

      While you spent 10,000 hours in the gym working on your biceps, I spent 10,000 hours working on my draw and time to first shot

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How about lifting and owning a firestick you mudblood fuck

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve alrdy had a couple NDs at the gym

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't feel bad, they've happened to me a few times

      >At friends apartment at college.
      >Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18)
      >Drinking with friends
      >Show them my new Jericho
      >Try to manually decock
      >Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.

      Second time

      >At range
      >Showing friend pistol
      >Think gun is unloaded
      >Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger.
      >Forgot loaded mag in
      >Shoot between his feet

      Third time

      >At parents house.
      >Just bought a sig from a guy
      >Get home
      >Try swapping slides with another sig I had
      >Forgot the other sig slide was chambered.
      >Pull trigger
      >Shoot parents wall

      Fourth time

      >At my new house
      >Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK
      >Release bolt
      >Slam fires round into ground

      Fifth time

      >Showing a friend how to use it
      >No idea how but a round got chambered
      >Show him how the trigger works
      >Pull trigger
      >Shoots round into floor in the same place as before

      Sixth time

      >Thought maybe the house was haunted
      >Grab a sig
      >Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in pull trigger at the same hole
      >Round goes off

      Seventh time

      >Friend brings over a used
      >Glock wants me to look over it
      >I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it
      >Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.

      Eighth time

      >Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10
      >I had no idea how open bolt guns worked.
      >He's showing it off to me I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt)
      >Pulled the trigger for some reason
      >Shot 3 rounds into my wall

      Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        For me it's the sixth one. I'll write to you in jail after you kill someone anon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks for the laughs. Good way to start the day

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You’re incompetent and retards like you give intelligent gun owners a bad reputation

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Seventh time
        brings over a used
        wants me to look over it
        the part that always makes it obvious that this is fake, because theres no way his friend would trust him with a gun after all these NDs

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >renders your strength and size completely meaningless
    wrong because i still mog your dyel ass and nobody will notice your existence as long as Im near
    stay pussyfree lol

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >beat up a person, walk away
    >nothing happens

    >shoot a person, commit a murder
    >enjoy cozy ass rape in prison

    Choice is simple

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That wouldn’t happen to me because my state has Stand Your Ground and Castle Doctrine so I have no need to retreat. Fuck around and find out.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You can’t do shit if I’m just verbally abusing you little guy
        Therefore I can fuck around all I want and what I’ll find out is that you’re a pussy

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Words don’t hurt you stupid gay. Only retarded morons need to lash out if someone says something they don’t like. Freedom is speech is absolute, and if you think I’d chimp out from someone saying something, then you’re as stupid as your reply

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>beat up a person, walk away
      happens
      where the fuck can you do this?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Literally everywhere? You think cops will trace your ass over a street fight? But you sure are going down if you commit a murder.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          if they can track you they will, and the victim will sue you for damages

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They can pretty much do anything but they wouldn't care about a fist fight as much as a murder.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>beat up a person, walk away
      happens
      That's assault, which is a crime. In America it's also usually a felony, meaning you can be sent to prison for years if convicted (depends on the severity, if you used a weapon, and if you were doing anything else criminal at the same time like robbing them, it also can vary by state). In addition to the criminal penalty, you can also be sued by the victim for financial compensation.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Noguns hands created this thread.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >OH YOU THINK YOURE BIG AND STRONG OKAY I'M JUST GONNA MURDER YOU
    Too bad I carry a gun too, you'll wish you had just took the ass beating. I bet you were bullied bad as a kid.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I bet you were bullied bad as a kid.
      this, op is a certified bullied loser the way he talks kek

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesnt wanna be posted on cute dead boys
    NGMI

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A gun can't replace good healthy body. That's why in America everyone has guns but is an obese piece of lard

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its a shame that the existence of laws renders firearms completely meaningless in the real world

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >lift weights
    >own guns
    >don't live in a moron infested area
    it's literally that easy gay.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fortunately I live in a civilized country where using firearms is severely restricted and being shot in a fight or altercation is almost unheard of, sucks for Americans tho

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    shit, better stop doing what makes me happy on the off chance i encounter a gunman

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *squats out of the way of the bullet"

    pssssh, nothing personnel, kid

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    better carry everywhere then OP

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Americans so obsessed with murder porn scenarios? It's like you gays prepare to gun down people every time you leave the house. Just this overall sense of paranoia from Americans caused by everyone carrying firearms so they arm themselves a constantly talk about hypothetical scenarios where they actually leave their moms basement and get a gun pointed at them.

    I live in a country where handguns are banned, nobody carries a gun so there is no need to carry one myself, I can't imagine needing to carry a death machine just to feel safe in my own country, pathetic.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone wants to kill everyone we just have the means available. The bloodlust is as old as time itself.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >non-American gay has an opinion about America

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I, as an American, usually blame opportunistic dindus for my paranoia

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >girl asks to see what's under your shirt
    >shoot her
    >grandma needs you to help move her furniture
    >shoot it
    >doctor tells you you have type 2 diabetes and need diet and excercise
    >shoot him
    >gf likes to be manhandled
    >shoot her
    truly the american way of life is superior

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    And this is why 65% of Americans are obese lmao good luck changing that with a gun

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >good luck changing that with a gun
      just kill fat people
      seriously though, bed-bound people like your pic should just get euthanized. what's the point? feeding them until they die anyway?

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I miss pipe bomb. He always made these shit threads better.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes but actually I’m extremely athletic which synthesises well

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    moron

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