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> glutinous
That gut reminds me of when my obese mom would look at herself in the mirror butt ass naked, constantly grabbing it and then would bend over a bit on the counter to sway her gut back and forth and told me to look at how fat she is when growing up.
Wtf
My condolences anon
is that how obese women's skin looks without filters and shoop ? why is it so ...blue ?
Lose of blood circulation
>Kek medicine
Keck Medicine of USC has been a respected institution throughout Southern California as long as I can remember. Only through the power of meme magic in recent years does it actually mean anything more significant than some hospital system attached to a university
Indeed
>KEK MEDICINE
YOUR FAT IS LIKE KEK MEDICINE
KEK MEDICINE IS ALL I NEED
what body part am i looking at
Spelunking anon detected
You must have the legs the wrong way around. You can see toes under one leg.
The fact that there's no clear consensus is amazing.
I think the thing in the red circle is just one of the white whales (other than the egirl lololol) on the blanket.
It’s like cloud-watching. I think she’s laying on her belly and the bulge on the right underneath the rest of her is her panniculus, and
is right about her legs.
> white whales
Seen this pic hundreds of times and never noticed the irony of her bedspread my fricking sides
People wear watches on their left hand, if that is a watch.
Is she laying facedown?
The image is upside down which makes the perspective seem weird
I've seen this pic posted a hundred times already and it never fails to amuse me how people get confused with it every time.
lol i love how comparable this is to classic inceldom
I'm glad my egirl only weighs around 45kg. And yes, it's true.
Someone post the map of this monstrosity that an anon made
Maybe I should read the replies before posting. Oopsie!
>whale couch
harpoons at the ready. time to solve the food and oil shortage at the same time!
I wish I had the confidence of a morbidly obese black woman
Jesus christ. How much did he spend on those biking/running clothes to look like a pumpkin with legs
Was going to be an autist and actually find that out for you but I can't even find the brand online.
The company looks like "outdoor tech" but afaict they dont sell apparel so maybe he is an employee and the clothes are like a perk there
I hate it when I see this dude in FPH threads.
He's putting in work. Leave him be.
I concur.
Agreed. Don’t shit on people at the gym unless they’re being morons who are doing something they should know better than to do (eg not using safeties with heavy free weights)
Wahhh the anons are being mean to a fat guy online!!! Wahhh! Frickoff back 2 reddit homosexual.
The whole point of places like this board is getting people in shape. Shitting on fat people trying to stop being fat in /fph/ is like shitting on a heroin addict for trying to get clean.
Yeah, it's funny so we should do it. Frick fat people.
t. Fat frick
>fat people hate
>opines that fat people should be encouraged to redeem themselves
Not very hateful of you, anon. You should stop posting off-topic content and go do your hate reps.
Completely disagree. The best way to lose weight is a change in diet. Fat fricks in the gym just tells me they're moronic and have no idea what they're doing.
Respect is earned not given
He has poor white man's disease
Huh. Didn't realize that was a real medical condition. Just thought that was some wacky fat genetics.
>Some clinical observations suggested that stressful life events may play an aetiological role in Cushing's syndrome. However, there are no controlled investigations using standardized methods of life events assessment to substantiate this hypothesis. Events in the year before the first signs of disease onset were investigated in 30 consecutive patients with Cushing's syndrome (26 with a pituitary-dependent form, three with an adrenal adenoma, and one with an adrenal carcinoma) and 30 control subjects matched for sociodemographic variables by means of Paykel's Interview for Recent Life Events. Patients with Cushing's syndrome reported significantly more stressful life events than a normal control group (P less than 0.001) and had significantly more of the following: exits (P less than 0.05), undesirable (P less than 0.01) and uncontrolled (P less than 0.01) events. More events that had an objective negative impact (P less than 0.001) and more independent events (unlikely to be a consequence of the illness; P less than 0.001) were also reported. Such ratings were carried out by an independent rater unaware whether the event had occurred in patients or controls. The results are suggestive of a causal relationship between stressful life events and Cushing's syndrome. Such relationship largely pertains to the hypothalamic-pituitary forms of the illness. This is in agreement with a multifactorial model of pathogenesis in Cushing's disease and with current understanding of the complex interdependence of neurophysiological, biochemical and behavioural factors.
You're wrong
Rule #1 never mock fat people for putting in the work and trying to atone for their sins
Well he is in the gym getting better while some people here have not even lifted once.
Pretty cool my guy, but what about posting a fricking update.
In other words, did Carson FRICKING made it?
Some deformed blob in a custom outfit is off limits here because he's sliding around on a machine that is primarily for lazy people to pretend to exercise. Maybe when he actually shows some progress he'll be alright.
Eggman/10
atleast hes doing something frick of
she should stick a pistol in his mouth and kill himself
Hes been trying to "lose the weight" for 10 years now.
I found an article saying he lost 120 kg. No pics though.
If he did then he hit a 400 lb plateau
>ima lose all my weight biking
>ima make a big fricking deal about it on social media
>biked twelve miles total in an entire year
>roughly one hour’s effort out of an entire year
>literally spent 0.01 percent of a year trying to lose weight
god fat people are useless. this fat b***h spent more time setting up this dumb fricking bike app than it spent biking.
What's this app called
Strava mate.
Post account link, I'll follow you.
HOW
Starts with muh. Ends with genetics.
Thanks to modern manuacturing techniques, you can buy extremely large reams of fabric. Thats probably how that outfit was created
imagine the smell
>makes an effort with the hair
>lets the rest of the body go to shit
fatties everywhere
she looks like the ticks i pick off my dog
built for bbc
Would
FPH is never truly dead if you keep it in your heart. FPH will live forever, Simba.
>tfw we are all gmi brahs
i never saw the episode, but good for him
inspiration
Incredible. Anyone who has tried to lose weight knows that losing even 10 lbs is hard, let alone 200+ lbs
we all need to go leftmode sometimes. he was always in control. king
What episode is this? Is it my 600 lb life?
It wasn't 600lb life. It was one of those shows that would come on after. Family by the ton, maybe. I'm not sure.
>doing it for free vs. doing it for 45/hour plus benefits and gym bursary
How did his hips survive sitting like that with so much weight
Holy shi tthe IST janny made it
>Smell of Success
>Out of the Ordinary
>Keck Medicine
>Limitless
wwyd?
Nothing, that woman has fricked chromies and I’m not gonna be the kind of person who hurts a tard
Stealing food from cars is the behaviour of monkeys
Never roll down your window all the way for starters. The wildlife can reach in and grab things: food, valuables, etc. , or unlock a door and gain entry.
He looks 17
That's a woman actually
>allowing a tard to get that close to you
Around blacks never relax. Around tards keep at least a yard. Around israelites you’ll always lose.
>that’s a biological female
Im calling bullshit on that claim. the guy looks like the average /b/tard
Literally looks like the chungus bugs bunny
that motherfricker looks like one of those big bloated fricking zombies
gotta aim for the head cause they body just absorbs the bullets
I think being a police officer in a major metropolitan area is the fastest way to turn racist.
All racist police officers should be fired immediately because they are a threat to the Constitutional rights of people of color.
>twerking
why are nigs always twerking like monkeys? It looks really savage and disgusting, what an animal would do when in heat.
There're so many variants of seductive dances with slow flowing moves and what not that are not as degrading to the dancer but I can't understand what these monkey women have in their head when they engage in this behaviour
It's because it's hot as frick. Also, blacks aren't the only ones who do it. Plenty of white girls also do it, and that is also fun to watch. It's also a dance that has been adapted into a fitness/exercise program.
this is /fph/ not black people hate /bph/ so I would suggest that you cool it with bigotry, bro. Bigotry is uncalled for and inappropriate. Only /misc/ schizos think like you.
post hand
>don't be racist on IST
quite the tall order there, pal. One might assume your BMI to exceed 30
go leave
not an arguement
european vs american
Someone said, that the guy on the right eats like he just went out of prison lol.
Wtf
wagmi
When will incels realize it's just confidence and social skills, and literally nothing else?
I do, I just know I can’t socialize because I have autism
You can learn how, I did. It just won't come naturally to you like it does to everyone else. You pretty much just have to do it manually for lack of a better term and one step at a time. It'll hurt, and you'll do some seriously cringey shit along the way but you can make it. I believe in you, bro.
Wrong.
Some girls are literally sick in the head and lust for disgusting fatties.
incels have autism they can't learn anything regarding proper social behavior
They never will because their single mothers raised them to be women, not men
>dude in the WEBM
Literally me in high school. Getting girls as a chubby dude was always easy for me.
Obesemaxxers 1
Gymmaxxers 0
obese bros mog all gymcels hard
WHY AAAAAAAAAAAAA
I bet his family is rich or she's a fetishist,.
she must be a dyke cus look at that frickers breasts
fricking B bud
I'd rather be a jacked incel than a fat chad. Don't lift for women bros.
As someone who has been in solitary confinement eating nothing but nutraloaf I guarantee you, that looks like someone who just get out of jail
is he eating his pizza with a fork and knife?
A plastic knife and fork.
Its the correct way to eat it.
Deep dish/pan yeah, anything else and you get the wall first
On the right, that's some dirty bulking.
Guy on left eating pizza like he's daintily gobbling a wiener. Kinda hard rn
i like eating finger food with a fork and knife because i enjoy the process of stabbing something, then slicing off a piece to eat. it also helps me eat slower and chew more, whenever i have the opportunity to eat something with a fork and knife i will take it
TACI DEMONIO OMOSESSUALE
the virgin nibble VS the Chad chomp
desu, ny pizza is greaasy slop. Don't even have to dab it you can just let the grease drip.
Fork and knife guy is begging to get his boipucci plowed by a IST Chad thunderwiener!
Didn't he get his ass kicked for like a month straight for apple cider vinegar?
Nah dude, the guy on the left eats like that cause he's a gay, not cause he's european. And the dude on the right eats like a guy outta prison would frick.
Black dudes need to give themselves some standards and stop slamming hamplanets. I know y'all can do better.
the only standard that blacks have is to have no standards, why do you think their species is so ugly and barbaric
Some good advice.
Number three is something I do, I prefer to eat later in the day than in the morning or afternoon, just feel sluggish and heavy and don't like that when I work or in general really.
The first few days at my job, people were baffled by me when I told them I don't eat in the morning and wait later in the day. They keep insisting for me to eat but I stood my ground.
I guess for some people they think it's intolerable to go without eating for a few hours.
So be an instagram basic b***h.
>died at 69
>sleep 3 hours less a night
this is the indian quote meme but said unironically, kek
>keck
>smell of success
Today, op was not a gay
I’ve been trolling this fat positivity IG account for more than a year and she hasn’t realized that I’m just fricking with her
What do you say?
Have I got bad man boobs?
Suckable
Imagine being this entitled
>op-shopping
Ok, what's this bullshit?
Peoples old clothes that they donate to a place that then sell them for cheap with the money supposedly going to charity but in reality goes to the church
Did we really need a new term for a thrift store?
The world does not revolve around the USA
Keep telling yourself that.
🙂
I wish
There's certainly enough gravity coming off them for that to be true
Opportunity shop
Yeah? Try shopping anything as a male with any body type even approaching "jacked" type.
Everything is either designed for skinny zoomer femboy types or have enough gut space to house an immigrant family.
I feel your pain
OP is always a gay, why bother shopping for a new one?
There’s certainly a smell, but it isn’t of success.
>medgays keep very fit
Lies.
fricking chads
and then everyone clapped
He braces for impact so damn early. One slight misstep and there's no coming back
KEK
When you get heavy it's like when you get old
You instinctively start fearing falling over because you know it's gonna fricking hurt
I have experience in Judo so I know how to safetly fall, but I'm still scared of falling over at just 300lbs approx
if you fear falling so much, why don't you cut?
I am cutting
The fact I'm here should suggest that
>The fact I'm here should suggest that
oh sweet, naive anon
Doing intermittent fasting
I only eat between about 6pm and 12am, usually only a couple light meals a night and maybe some drinks
We're going through a horrible heat wave and I'm on holidays so it's easy to just sleep all the fricking time
Down about 5kg in the past month
good for you, anon. you're going to make it.
just coming out a ban jannies are obese inbred dog frickers
Quite disappointing "yitties" for that amount of fat tbh
which one of you homosexuals is this??
that is half the married men in the west
what do you think she lied about?
For a fat b***h, Amber's breasts are disappointing.
her gravitational field
Who ate the last slice
>ALR
>what was the lie?
literally everything. she tells the truth about as much as she loses weight.
Amberlynn is so fricking fat that you can't see her ears from the front. Every time you look somebody in the eye, consider how fat they would need to be to accomplish that.
What are those white things on her hair?
>be me
>be in uni
>lecture by a guy from keck university
>read keck
>think about pepe and this post
>laugh incontrollably
>mfw i got 18/30 at the exam
>mfw i got 18/30 at the exam
was it an MMSE?
exams valutation in europe go from 0 to 30
you need to do 6 exams per year
are they MMSEs?
nope
that's a shame. if you'd scored 18/30 on an MMSE I'd be chuckling all the way home.
No they don't.
t.dutch
i dunno where you study but they do
>t. italian
>I dunno where you study
it's probably the netherlands, mate.
>italians
>not being complete morons
>some of Europe grades tests on a 0-30 scale
how does the US have a base ten scoring system and y’all don’t? 0-100, like a percentage, simple as.
10 * 3
Ah yes, 3, the well know factor of ten. dipshit
>middle keck
the smell of success
I had to double check OPs post bc I didn’t think these nasty hands could’ve been in the picture.
Question of the day. Fat or phillipino?
trash
Their tenders are delicious and have more protein than KFC
I've been craving a lot more calories now that I've been running 4 miles almost every day on this cut, and I have a near constant crave for tendies. 3 piece clocks at 500 calories with no sides or drink. KFC can't do that.
>t. too lazy/poor to quit fast food altogether
>too lazy/poor to quit fast food altogether
Get an air fryer
When I started trying to lose weight and began actually reading the nutrition on the back of packages I was really shocked by the amount of sugar (and salt) in store bought tomato sauce, as well as how small the listed serving size is. Additionally I had no idea just how calorie dense pasta is.
I really think italian food is a huge blind spot for most American families. My parents fed me pasta with meat sauce for dinner all the time, and of course the portions were massive. I had no idea just how many calories I was eating.
Same bro, did you guys also pile grated parmesan on top of it?
Of course, I also drank plenty of soda until college. I had problems with my lipids even as a kid, I remember in middle school having extremely high triglycerides from eating a peanut butter sandwich for lunch every day. I started taking medicine for hypertension in my early 20s. I always assumed that was genetic because it runs in my family, I was so young, and I was "only" 5' 7", 215 lbs. But I think it may really be more about lifestyle. I've noticed that I'm very sensitive to salt, and cutting fast food and restaurant food has made me feel much better after meals.
Anyway, now I'm 33 and i resolved to make serious lifestyle changes at the end of last year after my doctor put me on cholesterol medicine, and I had an uncle die suddenly of heart failure at 58. That was when I started actually thinking about my diet and going to the gym to do cardio at least 5 times a week. Started at 210, now down to 175 (though significantly more muscular as well), and my goal is 150 to stop having an overweight BMI, but I think I should really try to get down to like 135. I've been going to the gym with my mom which has been nice because she's always been overweight too.
I feel you, there was always pepsi in the house and when I started getting fat in middle school I assumed it was normal because everyone else in my family was fat too. Of course, no one was around that could teach me about good eating habits or exercise. I never ended up on meds but I topped out around 400 lbs at 19 (almost 40 now) and had to figure out how to lose it on my own.
What's the usual portion of pasta in America?
Over here (western Europe) I make portions of 80g. And it's the whole meal.
well the serving size for pasta here is 1 cup cooked which is roughly 57 g. Of course, Amerilards just cook the entire 4 servings in one box and eat it all at once.
in italy it's usually 120g, maybe a bit less on average
and no, it's not the whole meal
Britbong here. I use 150g servings but I'm bulking
>Black folk shit on white people for not seasoning their food
>this is what Black folk consider food
We just need to purge them already.
picrel is an obese woman featured in a zelda game. she is known as "madame aroma"
always found it funny
Hey dont be saying shit about my wholesome zelda childhood you son of a b***h!
you think majora's mask was wholesome ? holy shit bro, do you want to talk about it ?
Frick you. Go consoom israelite media
i'm so sorry you didn"t have the chance to play majora's mask trollanon, it's a very meaninful piece of videogame history
I'm not having this conversation with you. You can go suck seven dicks you probable homosexual.
okay so know i'm gonna have to explain to you all the zelda games ranked from my least favorite to the ones i play at least once every year ? are you ready because i usually sperg for half and hour on how much i hate skyward sword and that the game boy serie oracle have one game missing.
Shit up homosexual
Go get cum all over your homosexual face and wank of jamal with your girly dyel arms
You like Link's Awakening anon?
Built for BGC (big ganon wiener)
>at the bookstore
>just perusing, not looking for anything particular
>meander over to the classics section
>see a behemoth standing in front of it
>as if the white whale himself had emerged from Melville's pages
>wait a while to get a look at the books
>he continues to stand there blocking my path
>he has headphones in and is emitting an odor reminiscent of canned chili, so I will not be tapping his shoulder
>eventually he decides to leave
>no Pokeflute needed
>however, the classics section is in a corner and his prodigious mass has reduced maneuverability
>it's also a messy book store, so some books are teetering on the edges of the shelves
>watch him attempt to extract himself from the area for about 2 minutes
>works up a sweat, chili smell has been replaced by that of sour milk
>finally gets himself out of the corner
>as he passes me, I look to see what book he grabbed
>e-girlta by Nabokov
It's cheekier than browse
he decides to leave
>>no Pokeflute needed
kek
lost at pokeflute
>>as he passes me, I look to see what book he grabbed
by Nabokov
Unironically a great book even if you aren't looking for pedobait. He picked well.
>postmodernists
Probably the shittiest era of writing after contemporary times tbqh
no, the worst era of writing was the Sumerians
>DUDE you are not going to BELIEVE how many bushels of rye were harvested this month
Nabokov was a modernist you moron.
Pynchon/Gaddis/Gas’s are postmodernist.
His early writings maybe but e-girlta and Pale Fire are both postmodernist
These threads aren't funny greentexts and stories anymore, its just images of fat people. Is this some kind of moronic fetish shit? I don't wanna look at fat people, they fricking disgust me. I want stories of them getting BTFO.
Frick off you fetishistic freaks.
Yes I have a fat fetish that's why I come to /fph/ which shows them in their most grotesquely unlikeable light
moron
lmao she doesn't even look right. a dude that fat will have moobs, not this bizarrely flat chest.
get the surgeon to take out ur gunt while ur at it
Uh, at least she passes?
What’s a mangubat? Do I want to know?
Pajeet doctor that cut her breasts off I'm guessing.
>filename
it never gets old
Worst top surgery scar I've seen. This b***hes gunt is trying to tear itself off.
Does anyone have that picture it's like a facebook post of a guy saying something like, "I work x hours and come home to this" and it's his fat wife on the sofa looking at her phone and the floor is covered in clothes?
that's not fat people, that's trans people
>people
The one on the left is fat
What a fricking clown world picture.
I recognize that forehead
You mean..?
It has made an appearance in a previous episode
From some video game event
ghost of ben franlkin but he got confused and is wearing a dress
Bottom Right migt pass as a really ugly woman
Dot't anon your dick deserves better than that
Ed Sheeran with a wig
/misc/ meet up
The saddest thing is this wasn't a trans thing, it was at a Games Done Quick
>fat fricking troon with a gut that sticks out further than its “breasts”
>manlet mode ftm troony with gyno, stick arms, and moonface
>Ben Franklin in a dress
oof. if you had to be one of these POSWOLs which would you choose?
it absolutely does, it just takes a bit longer than the traditional justice system.
> that protruding thigh fat popping out over the knee
> has an butthole on her BACK
dios mio O_O
captcha: heil Hitler
>ate healthy as a kid
>currently lean
>fast metabolism from lifting
>natural tendency to eat healthy, get like 90% of my calories from good sources without even thinking about it
>get to guiltlessly eat doritoes while I laugh at fatties
Shut up homosexual
>the average kpop fan
Just got this ad, is this legal?
Can you lie like this?
she spelled jupiter wrong
kek
Nah, a /misc/meet-up would have more Indians, Asians, and Blacks.
You act like the media doesn't lie all day every day. Remember why the Spanish American war started?
>is it legal to lie in advertising
homie
No because technically they aren't lying by using the phrase "not just your diet", genetics does play a very minor role in weight loss and obesity, even though shitty genetics can still be accounted for through a big enough calorie deficit and exercise (also most people that blame genetics for their weight are lying but that's obvious). That's how a lot of ads are, they aren't technically lying so they can't be sued.
Those freckles look like Orion's Belt. It's the only one that will fit.
>Ate multiple foods while recording this
Absolute state
nothin better than looking at fph and sipping pre before hitting than the gym. have a good day boys