> NOOOOOO THE HECKIN TECHNOLOGY CANT SAVE US FROM EXERCISING, IM SO DISHEARTENED

> NOOOOOO THE HECKIN TECHNOLOGY CANT SAVE US FROM EXERCISING, IM SO DISHEARTENED

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How will wagies ever recover (they won't)

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >high fitness in middle age reduces the chance of dementia by ninety percent
    jesus

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      man that feels fucking reassuring to me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What does "high" mean

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably as long as PAL is above 1.7

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The fuck does that mean

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Physical activity level. 1.0 being laying in bed. 1.7-2.0 is moderately active. Something like 2.2 is swimming two hours a day. A competitive cyclist is probably close to 2.4. I hit 3.0 on one day after 5 hours of climbing + gym

            It’s your energy expenditure in a day, you can compare this value to your energy intake to determine if you’re losing energy or surplus (in other words a better version of cico)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        2/3/4/5, 10 strict muscleups,10 handstand pushups and a 40 min 10k

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is fucking ridiculous. I doubt anyone can do this shit.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            A handful of Olympian heptathletes or middle weight wrestlers probably can.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              They sure as fuck cant ohp 2pl8s or bench 3pl8s.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Good point, yeah those would probably filter everyone who stands a chance at the other things.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's too high a standard, not necessary for longevity

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        being stronger than 90% of people

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >1/2/3/4 stronger than 50% of people
          Lmao. Most gymbros bench lmao2pl8, MAYBE deadlift over lmao4pl8. But I have yet to see many OHP lmao1pl8 or squat lmao3pl8.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            hello new friend

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >new friend
              no.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            OHP part is like the easiest

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            OHP is the easiest one though, the only reason gymbros might not be able to is if they don't OHP regularly

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          this stupid fucking chart again, I bench 145lbs, ohp like 90lbs, and can squat 170, and I know for a fact that I'm stronger than at least 90% of the overall population. None of my friends bar one is as strong as me, none of the boomers are even 1/4th my strength, and most milenials or zoomers don't even lift.
          1/2/3/4 is stronger than 99.999% of the population.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        High aerobic fitness. Being strong is great for preventingfalls though

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not trying to be a dick here anon but I genuinely want to know, how is this the concept of "high fitness" not immediately obvious to you?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well theoretically someone who is extremely strong but has poor cardio isn't fit. We bastardized fitness to mean being sexy and lean but in reality it just means survivability. My lanket ass would get frozen in a tundra but my fat friend overheats in 78 degrees farenheit. My guess is they really mean cardio shit like running and swimming, not 1/2/3/4

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would imagine he's a STEM man, and therefore feels the need to have his categories defined quantitatively.
          >t. stem man

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        cardiovascular fitness is associated with a 5x less chance of mortality vs muscle at 3.5x less

        Cardio is exponentially more important for metabolic health than muscle mass, the thing is that you can definitely have both.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of this book, basically cardio is a miracle drug that promotes neurogenesis.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >miracle drug
        More like being sedentary is a poison and doing lots of cardio is just returning to your normal state.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >basically cardio is a miracle drug that promotes neurogenesis.
        How much cardio? I end up half dead after running for 30 minutes in zone 5.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My grandma was very spry for a senior citizen. Then she had a cancer scare and the surgery left her unable to walk. She went into dementia within a year.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        My grandpa got dementia from always waking up ay 4am. He was a thin farmer.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It says 90%, not 100%.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have dementia on both sides of the family, have had some hard hits to the head, and brain-addling manic episodes so at least I have a slim chance of putting off dementia by a few years

      https://i.imgur.com/YQjRnD3.png

      being stronger than 90% of people

      I'm pretty sure just being a man makes you stronger than 50% of the population. 1/2/3/4 would easily put you in the top 10%

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This, being able to deadlift 4 plates is stronger than 99% of people. Normies are so weak its hilarious.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao at retards thinking a few bodybuilding workouts a week counts as "high fitness"

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Return from whence you came

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      quintessential cucker news retardation

      imbecile

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is why I ended up despising the techno cultists. To them science is magic that can do anything with no trade offs, and the worst part is the people who fantasize about this techno utopia where science has unicrons shitting raimbows are too lazy to even contribute to science.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a reason why they're all fat gays with health problems.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think they know on some level that they would die almost immediately if the grid went down and worship technology as a way to cope with that anxiety.
      Not to say that I'd be likely to survive either but at least I know basic things like how to dress when it's cold and understand that independence from technology is a good thing.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't pretend you/we/the fit(TM) wouldn't; I'd say surviving is mostly about preparation, knowledge and a lot of luck in that kind of situation. Fitness would probably help if you already have those.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh this is good news to me. My grandma had alzheimers at 90 or so but she was omega sedentary for a decade before that.
    I thought it was just genetic and all I could do was brainmax+cope.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everything going on better than expected

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You laugh now, but I seriously worry that in the future they'll invent some magic fucking pill that maximizes your lean mass within a week and all the people who dedicated their lives to working out would be seen as laughingstock. Kind of like mailmen became a joke the moment emails were created

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just describes steroids theyve been around for like 100 years and yes they do laugh at people who have dedicated heir lives to working out but in the end they’re mentally anguished trannies and kill themselves often.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      probable. But it’ll be the same as when white trash/morons win the lottery and blows it all in 2 months on cars and other ego inflators. As in they’ll take the pill but keep their shitty lifestyles so the pill wend up damaging more than it fixes due to constant hormonal fluctuation

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Magic muscle medicine already exist and people are still DYEL as fuck because while roids are fantastic, you still need to lift some weights. Ronnie and Arnold didn't wake up looking the way they did, they put in a lot of time and effort to get there.
      Even if in the far off future a super magic muscle pill existed, you would still be able to mog all the retards who only take the pills by taking the pills, lifting heavy, and eating big.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        all modern medicine is toxic and has side effects. you basically just described PEDs, even if they made it somehow not blow up your heart, something else in your body will begin to die. nature always finds a way to punish those that deny it. and those people do not live long happy lives

        probable. But it’ll be the same as when white trash/morons win the lottery and blows it all in 2 months on cars and other ego inflators. As in they’ll take the pill but keep their shitty lifestyles so the pill wend up damaging more than it fixes due to constant hormonal fluctuation

        >A letter that flies through the air by itself?! Don't be absurd, such thing is impossible, and even if it were, it would never replace the heart and soul of a handwritten note!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Post body

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          And yet you still have your dragon dildos and lube delivered by a moron working as delivery for amazon.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Handwritten notes are beautiful if you learn calligraphy (which you should)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      all modern medicine is toxic and has side effects. you basically just described PEDs, even if they made it somehow not blow up your heart, something else in your body will begin to die. nature always finds a way to punish those that deny it. and those people do not live long happy lives

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek, people who took steroid the right way back then hd more problem than thoose who take them the wrong way today,
        We are going to fuck nature in the ass

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          good luck tranner. most people alive today are doomed to die within the next 20 years because of that retarded way of thinking

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            G
            ^When we will have genetic engineering pretty much anything you re boosting about having right now will have a price.
            it's about 20 years befoer you ll get it if you hav ethe money

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >le genetic enginerin n shiet. da sóyentists is gon cure us n shieet
              good luck out there buddy. no one is coming to save you but yourself. even if such technology was made it would never fall into the hands of moroncattle like you. never.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      mailman jobs havent completely died out, people still want stuff delivered to their house when they order something online

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the thing about people exercising is it promotes a positive way of thinking that they need to work hard and eat the right diets if they want a better body, thats the biggest benefit i personally think lifting/cardio brings aside from the obvious health and body improvement

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      People are scared of vaccines, there's no way you can convince any sizable portion to take a magic muscle pill. No more then we currently have steroid users.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mailman example is kind of retarded seeing how shopping on the internet has never been more popular

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lets see your email deliver your amazon package you fucking retard.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nature cannot be beaten. All those people who take such pills will kill themselves.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the thing is we won't need that pill, we will become cyborgs and then full on machines

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There will always be side effects, anon.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can revert alzheimer using meth

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he's not lifting so he can be the last of the true natty limit lifters before magic pills and robot parts become available for the average consumer
    LMAO
    in 2100 some teenage will put me on his wall and lift all natty.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The mindset of the overage modernoid

    These people are then surprised that they are depressed and suicidal.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HackerNews
    I hate the bunch of pseud midwits with a saviour complex so fucking much. At least redditors are too stupid to actually be a threat but these guys are techmoroncattle fucking shit up.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I HATE THE MATRIX I HATE THE MATRIX I HATE TH-
    >redditor comes in
    OOooohhh shiny pod let me put this cable in my brai- ACK!

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We also know that exercising makes you more right wing. Could leftism be a mental illness? A neurodegenerative disease? After all, exercise seems to cure it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Leftism is a form of weakness. All its tenets serve the weak, the botched and bungled, because that is ultimately what they are.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can’t believe you of all people are shitting on others for being weak, botched and bungled

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Watch and learn.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Watch and learn.

        Based quads of truth

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    screenshots of hacker news comments on IST

    this time im really going to do it

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >good exercise and diet is humorous and disheartening
    Jesus, who are these """people"""?

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > NOOOOOO DADDY ELON SAID THERE WOULD BE A MAGIC PILL TO FIX ALL MY PROBLEMS JUST LIKE IN MY FAVOURITE MARVEL MOVIE!
    > WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO WORK HARD FOR THE THINGS I WANT IN LIFE??

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmfao i saw this on hn last night and was repulsed. terrible website i should stop

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    hackernews is like if redditors were smarter but somehow this only enabled them to be even more massively unbearable retards

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smarter but still naive

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I hate my hecking expensive pill isn't the best way to cure diseases even though simple biological functions, which was evolved for million of years to help our body, is even more effective while costing less.
    This is the same people who will gaslight you about your belief.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody who believes that AI will save us has any right to criticize religion.

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