OH NONONONONO ALCOHOLICS BTFO

>o...one drink is good for you!

"Alcohol is never good for people under 40, global study finds"

Alcohol carries significant health risks and no benefits for young people but some older adults may gain from drinking a small amount, according to the largest study of its kind.

REMEMBER THAT ALCOHOL IS THE WORST FORM OF CALORIES
REMEMBER THAT ALCOHOL IS THE ULTIMATE GAINS GOBLIN

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    anon, you are correct, but I am genetically predisposed to fucking love alcohol, so I imbibe modestly and have no intention of ever being a soberfag

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    op, did you really think that people weren’t aware alcohol is bad for them? You’re a dumbass if you think this is some kind of new or mind blowing revelation, people don’t drink for their health lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do not overestimate the npcs and their ability to cope.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My dad unironically believes the "drinking wine is actually good for your health" meme, although it's so patently obvious of a cope for his hedonistic decadent lifestyle it's sad and pathetic to witness.

      he's also addicted to benzos, but when I once confronted him on it he swore up and down they aren't drugs and/or addictive and that he's not "just like a street junkie ready to blow some moron at a moment's notice for another pill" like I claimed. I might've been too harsh on that one.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Although your its sad what is happening to your dad, anon you are an absolute loser and even worse than a drug addict. This is your father and you are saying stupid shit like that to him instead of trying to help him. I hope your entire family doesn't do the same otherwise your entire family would just be crabs in a bucket

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Low PUFA

    No problem

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was raised by alcoholics in a party house, basically ruined alcohol for me having to grow up in that kind of environment and like my mom driving drunk and shit with other people's kids in the car looking back to when I'd have friends I could get to stay over was pretty bad because I know they'd go home and tell their parents and shit.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. This is why I only smoke weed or drink coffee. Then occasionally do DMT, shrooms or LSD

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >no link
    >op also didnt bother to read to the rest of the article
    >Global study says
    OP Is a holier than thou straightedge moron

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no shit. glad i dont drink alcohol. boozemorons can enjoy their brain damage juice.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >garden gnomes trying to stop you from something good
      You gonna believe the anti meat studies too?

      >alcohol
      >brain damage
      Retard detected. That was deboonked 100 years ago

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        youre a weak willed moron that needs to alter your little mind to survive this world.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          90% of people drink for fun, not for your idea of survival. In fact, you sound like a tryhard gay.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >im altering my mind for fun!!!!
            keep coping harder bitch

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I bet you are drinking caffeine right now

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why... are you reading womens gossip magazines? You colossal gay.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Grauniad is not much better than a womens mag, but it is a little better

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do some people think that alcohol is good for them? Are these people allowed to vote?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes and yes. This is why democracy is trash, at least democracy with universal suffrage.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://voca.ro/1lsv6WyGIzZN

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    alcohol gets me pussy
    pussy gives me life

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No benefits? Why are they drinking it in the first place, that doesn't make sense

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Benefit is being drunk and having fun

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think "having fun" is a pretty significant benefit

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They seem to have these studies every year.
    That said, I don't drink.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A few of drinks of alcohol increases testosterone by about 20%. I assume you can maintain that 20% by maintaining a buzz plateau by consuming a drink per hour after the first few drinks to hold blood alcohol at the optimal level for testosterone boosting. If you take too much alcohol too quickly you will end up lowering testosterone by overshooting the mark and getting too drunk.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >A few of drinks of alcohol increases testosterone by about 20%.
      Read it again. 0.5g/kg alcohol is like a quarter beer. Most beers have 20-25g of alcohol.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just had a beer and lift more than all of you teetotaling hyper gays.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can drink a beer before the gym and be fine but I have a tendency to overdo it and fuck up the gym the next day when I drink is the issue. I can get drunk and go ham on some calisthenics and rip up God awful disgusting deadlifts though.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There are two great vices in the world alcohol and religion.
    >From then through to his late writings as a mature philosopher, Nietzsche recommended avoiding alcohol: 'I cannot recommend seriously enough that all spiritual natures give up alcohol entirely. Water is enough…'
    Both numb you to reality.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That guy never left his fucking village
      He was a IST autist before IST.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        unironically what is the source of this image?

        yeah but that's what makes him fun.

        That being said I only drink once or twice a week and sometimes skip a week so that I can do some other shit. Like seriously do people here have no sense of moderation?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Like seriously do people here have no sense of moderation?
          some people are incapable of moderating alcohol/drug use. it's not because they are weak willed, it's because those drugs have a greater effect on them than on the average person and/or their life without drugs is shittier. It's like comparing a poor dude who has the opportunity to steal $10 mil with guaranteed no consequences vs elon musk having the opportunity to steal $10k with guaranteed no consequences. The poor dude is much more likely to do it than elon, not because elon has such great morals and is a better person, but because the poor person stands to gain much more from stealing it than elon does.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why would anyone listen to this mentally ill neet simp?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fortunately speed and ketamine are still safe

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >study finds

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >#1 cause of death is heart disease
    >moderate drinking lowers chance by 30%

    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3043109/

    Fuck your study

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Drinking doesn't lower the chance, correlation is not causation

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Drinking doesn't lower the chance,
        Yes it does, it's even a better anticoagulant than aspirin.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I think alcohol helps the layman survive. Just like takeout is a necessary source of of well prepared food for the layman. They could learn to cook for themselves, but it would take more work and better planning. Less likely for a schmuck to manage that, so they just pay the price of eating out in order to get the benefit of decent food. For someone who knows how to cook though, eating out (aside from social contexts) is spending more without much benefit, because they have less costly ways of getting a nourishing meal...

          Just like drinking regularly, for someone who knows how to eat right and perform regular cardio, comes with health costs and few benefits. Alcohol is only protective because so many people have none of the other habits which are protective against heart disease

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Goyslop is not "decent food", you soulless commodity larping as human.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You completely missed the point. Don't focus on the specifics of the analogy retard, it's just the analogy lmao. I meant like Boujee takeout not like fast food.

              But the analogy even works for fast food. If some poorfag makes 8/hr to pay rent/insurance/bills, they don't have time for anything except work, workout, sleep and repeat, and they don't know how to cook, KFC is a convenient source of protein.

              However, KFC has no value for someone with the time, skills, and or money to feed themselves way better food.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I meant like Boujee takeout
                Goyslop. It's still goyslop.

                You're performing a detached analysis through a sanitized "division of labor" lens and getting bogged down in theoretical abstractions where you should be taking in further information about how people actually live. You are assuming market efficiencies that do not actually exist - people cannot actually outsource most/all of their food preparation to others and come out ahead in the trade in the current market. A luxury premium skews the pricing up (even at KFC), while heretofore unpunished widespread corner-cutting practices skew the quality of the goods down. In pure abstract theoryland, the market *should* sort these inefficiencies out (eventually?) and provide for the "decent food outsourced to another" you describe. In reality, this has not occurred.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>#1 cause of death is heart disease
      caused by obesity, caused by consuming too many calories from shit like alcohol

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if this had been published in 2010 i might had trusted it, sorry but i can't trust it nowadays, specially such wide stroke conclusions

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Spartans didn’t drink alcohol because they new it was garbage, and how many fucking years ago was that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why lie?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >his best source is the history channel
        no lies here buddy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ancient peoples in general, not just spartans, would drink water with a bit of wine added so that it would kill bacteria
        also wine was much milder back then

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care, will still have a beer w buddies on the weekend

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I drink alcohol for the health benefits, said no one ever.

    I drink alcohol so I can actually have fun and be confident at parties, which is better for my health and life in the long run.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can get the same effect with phenibut without the negative health effects.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just relearn socializing without the aid of alcohol. I did it following pandemic-related social hiatus. Never thought I'd be hitting on girls sober

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I used to drink 2-3 beers a day but have cut down significantly in the last 6 months. Barely drink anymore, might have 1 beer every so often but sometimes dont even finish it

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    1. Alcohol interferes with protein synthesis. If you lift all week, alcohol will inevitably hinder gains, but with low intake the damage is minimized and if you only lift once or twice a week you will have windows where you aren't growing anyway.
    2. Alcohol is an empty calorie. If you have a tight diet then it won't fit in but you can easily design a diet where you lose weight or gain muscle even with the empty calories - it's mainly just hard to do both at once
    3. Alcohol gets broken down before fat. Literal retard femoids think this matters. It doesn't. Cico matters
    4. Alcohol makes it harder to maintain good hydration. Be mindful and consider straight up chugging a liter of water before bed.
    Keep all this in mind and you can be leaner, stronger, and healthier than the naysayers. But it will be harder, and if you're looking for an easy 'level up' it might be to cut alcohol. If you want it to be easy.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i drink clear liquor because it doesn't have calories in it

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you zoomers scared by a beer or a wine of glass ? LMFAO

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this isn't new research. it's been known for years and years that no amount of alcohol is positive for health. the "wine is good for you" studies cherrypick a couple specific areas that the "antioxidants" have and ignore the vast majority of effects which are negative. they also often are correlation studies -- rich people are on average healthier, and wine is associated with being rich. literally nothing new here. I don't drink because I'm an alcoholic and when I drink at all I quickly return to drinking all day every day, but for someone who is able to moderate their alcohol use, it's not really the end of the world to have a few drinks now and then. it's not healthy, but it's ok to do things that aren't unhealthy now and again just to remind yourself that you are alive and that a person's goal should not be to live the theoretically optimal life. it's boring.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're right. Interestingly, Roman's did not let youth have wine until they were 30.

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