>On your resume you listed "2pl8 bench press" under your technical proficiencies
>How is your 2pl8 bench press relevant to your performance at this job?
Well?
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>On your resume you listed "2pl8 bench press" under your technical proficiencies
>How is your 2pl8 bench press relevant to your performance at this job?
Well?
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>360s and walks always
If a client needs to be mogged you can call me in.
I can keep the manlets corralled
>rolls up sleeve
>scoot shirt back a little more so some of the pec is visible
>flexes a shoulder
>pops a pec
>"You tell me, miss"
>stick drinking straw up her nose and suck the snot out of it
privilege
This webm is one of my all-time favorites. It perfectly demonstrates how the groid's pride is it's most prioritized attribute. This ape knows it fricked up by getting on the wrong walkway but instead of immediately stopping and turning around it continues walking. "Yeah I kno it wuz the slowa one".
The same type of behavior is seen throughout their race in various forms. Their women being on food stamps and living in a completely shitty apartment but spending hundreds on their hair and nails. The men not even making $30k a year but driving brand new Dodge Chargers and financing them at 20% APR and buying expensive shoes just to appear rich. You will see them in the gym ego lifting. Bouncing the bar off their chest while benching, half repping with weight they can not handle. Once again, the groid would rather appear strong than actually be strong. Appearance is everything to these "people" - they have no moral fiber. Soulless animals
Just wait until you see me squat, you're gonna want the ol' lickaroo on the spot
>its a physically demanding job
I had to lift an $80,000 pump that was only 61kg once and my coworkers were super nervous. It's a 1 plate diddly and they couldn't handle it.
“Isn’t this a hospitality job? I thought carrying plates was really important.”
>cause I'll be carrying 2 plates to our dinner table, haha, do you like chicken?
Well, it's not directly related to my performance at this job, but it does show that I have a strong work ethic and determination. Plus, being able to lift a 2pl8 bench press requires a certain level of physical strength and mental focus, both of which are important in any work setting. So while it may not be directly related to the tasks at hand, it's still a valuable skill to have.
It shows that I take good care of my health and have good judgement and decision making skills. See this picture? I think more clearly than the fat fricks you have working here because I didn't voluntarily clog the arteries to my brain.
>oh no, guess I'm just not qualified for this position. Hey can you let IDES know I showed up for the interview? They'll cut me off unemployment if I'm not "actively seeking employment" lmao. (note, say el-am-ay-oh out loud and then wink as I spin 360degrees and walk backwards out the door)
>(post-note: make sure the door is open this time)
Congratulations! We would like to extend an offer.
>you only bench 2pl8s? Sorry anon, but that’s some pussy shit. We’re going to have to pass up your application
Son, it's part of 'the empire' I'm trying to build, but for that I'll have you know 'I'm putting together a team'
>do you have an archeology bone? I have one for you
well I actually wrote THREE pl8 you illiterate b***h
>earthquake hits
>big chunk of ceiling falls on interviewer
>hold on babe
>gets in bench press form*
>bench presses ceiling off interviewer*
I would trust someone who has beat the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time with no guide to be able to navigate any difficulty a corporation has to offer. That level of puzzle solving, observational skills, map reading, listening to directions, resource management, and hand-eye coordination is perfectly adequate for any type of 'product manager' bullshit role where you sip juice and work on spreadsheets. The only other skill you would need is the ability to be patient with people for whom a job is more than a source of income when they get all weird about everything.
I have wondered at what point it would be appropriate to include some lifting stats on your resume. I am thinking once I hit a 405 squat might consider it.
I was told to add a purple belt in BJJ onto a resume. I don't know how I'd ever format and phrase it to imply that it makes me competent. I believe that the ability to stay dedicated, to compete, and to display competency does make me a superior employee, but resumes never made sense to me. Now that I'm self-employed, I never ever ever ever want to work for someone again, so I guess I'll never need to understand.