Physique Rate Please

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm literally the ONLY guy ITT who could get that girl irl. Most of you social retards couldn't even string together a sentence without stuttering after every word. I'M the alpha male, I'M the one in charge. Come talk to me when I'm talking to her? I'd publicly embarrass you the second you interrupted my conversation. In fact most of you would probably come into our circle and just stand there, taking down "PUA" tips in that notebook you retards carry around with you. If you decided to speak (aka ask "how do you do it bro?") I'd not only shove you back (I'm 6ft 210 btw, you'd fall to the ground) I'd give you a lesson on manners simultaneously displaying alpha behavior to this girl. Boom. 2 birds with one stone. In fact it would probably go better if you did interrupt our conversation.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is that goblina?

      You're a porn-addicted coomer. Nothing more

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Goblina wishes she looked as good as that boxy Mexican.

        https://i.imgur.com/iAn0h6p.jpg

        I'm literally the ONLY guy ITT who could get that girl irl. Most of you social retards couldn't even string together a sentence without stuttering after every word. I'M the alpha male, I'M the one in charge. Come talk to me when I'm talking to her? I'd publicly embarrass you the second you interrupted my conversation. In fact most of you would probably come into our circle and just stand there, taking down "PUA" tips in that notebook you retards carry around with you. If you decided to speak (aka ask "how do you do it bro?") I'd not only shove you back (I'm 6ft 210 btw, you'd fall to the ground) I'd give you a lesson on manners simultaneously displaying alpha behavior to this girl. Boom. 2 birds with one stone. In fact it would probably go better if you did interrupt our conversation.

        As a tall white man, despite being overweight, latinas fucking love me for some reason. They always want my HWD.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Is that goblina?
        No, it looks more like the chick who posted her pics on goblina's meetup thread, which caused goblna to sulk and cry

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >blanquito
      JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAA

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      6/10. Even then, I would bake an entire homemade cake with strawberry frosting for her birthday, during which we both enjoy the cake with some cheap Moscato from Kroger. Then when we've both finished approximately two glasses each, I would prop one of her legs up on my lap, remove her heel, dip her big toe into the tub of leftover strawberry frosting, and suck it clean while maintaining strong eye contact. When I've finished snacking on her toe, I'd take her by the hand and lead her into the bedroom with the strawberry frosting in my other hand, where I'd gently whip her around me so I'm holding her from behind. Gently, I would kiss her neck and earlobe for a few minutes to warm her up, followed by assertively pushing her onto the bed face-down. After removing whatever underwear she may or may not be wearing, I'd kiss and lick up the back of her legs, starting from behind her knees all the way up to her anus. Then, I'd use two fingers to scoop a generous glob of strawberry frosting from the tub, whisper to her a promise that she's going to love this, then slowly start working it up inside of her butthole with my fingers. When the first glob is mostly packed inside her butthole, I'd go back for a second glob and take my sweet time repeating the process. Finally, I'd grab her wrists so as to keep her pinned down while I bury my tongue tonsil-deep into her butthole, insisting that she push the strawberry frosting out of her anus and into my mouth while I swallow as much of it as I can. This will eventually lead to her up on her knees, bucking her hips against my face while I continue servicing her asshole well after the frosting inside her is gone and she's on her way to her third...no, fourth orgasm.

      stop trying to meme your cringe pastas gays

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the same gay from IST flexing his Ford Mustang Cobra?

      kek

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        lol he did the same at IST

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          holy dude should go touch some grass

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        lol he did the same at IST

        I have permanently left my 2D impression on your 3D brains

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Shelby mustang
          >polyester couch
          Hahahahaha, you can't make this shit up. Enjoy the long slow robbery that is the interest you're wasting on your toy car. I bet you rent an apartment.
          Nice roid-skin, too.
          How many cookie-cutter tattoos do you have?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >seething this hard at some internet rando
            Get some fresh air my dude

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >seething
              It's pity
              lol
              lmao even

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I think it's envy. Post car or body with timestamp to prove me wrong

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't need to show off on the internet to feel better about myself. I'm here for the lulz

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Translation: my car is shit and my body is even shittier

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                O.K. here you go gay. Unlike you I'm not a roidchud. Enjoy your roidskin for the rest of your life

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/I6cTo5f.gif

                Translation: my car is shit and my body is even shittier

                Kek now post a fake car to try to impersonate me, too; mustang boy.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Hahahhahahha holy shit should have just left the thread hahahaha. Every single time it's jelly incels coming at me, exactly why I post this shit hahahaha

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/YzRNviJ.jpg

                O.K. here you go gay. Unlike you I'm not a roidchud. Enjoy your roidskin for the rest of your life

                true but still no one's gonna find the op whore

                This guy is so insecure I baited him into talking to himself. Hahahahahaha, you seriously can't make this shit up.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                KYS bitch. I get over 40mpg and would even maybe keep up with you on a track

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                better stop or that dudes gonna stroke out

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                Kek now post a fake car to try to impersonate me, too; mustang boy.

                [...]
                [...]
                This guy is so insecure I baited him into talking to himself. Hahahahahaha, you seriously can't make this shit up.

                got this incel having poster's remorse and triple posting hahahahahahahaha holy shit. should have gotten that fresh air before sperging out like this hahahahahahha. God damn thanks for the entertained incel, made this last hour of work fly by

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          probably some guy who saved your pic like the chally wally posting

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you have two different hair colors

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'll pick up the girl being 5ft9 you poorfag
      Die poor Black

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you can have her bro she looks like 35

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    6/10. Even then, I would bake an entire homemade cake with strawberry frosting for her birthday, during which we both enjoy the cake with some cheap Moscato from Kroger. Then when we've both finished approximately two glasses each, I would prop one of her legs up on my lap, remove her heel, dip her big toe into the tub of leftover strawberry frosting, and suck it clean while maintaining strong eye contact. When I've finished snacking on her toe, I'd take her by the hand and lead her into the bedroom with the strawberry frosting in my other hand, where I'd gently whip her around me so I'm holding her from behind. Gently, I would kiss her neck and earlobe for a few minutes to warm her up, followed by assertively pushing her onto the bed face-down. After removing whatever underwear she may or may not be wearing, I'd kiss and lick up the back of her legs, starting from behind her knees all the way up to her anus. Then, I'd use two fingers to scoop a generous glob of strawberry frosting from the tub, whisper to her a promise that she's going to love this, then slowly start working it up inside of her butthole with my fingers. When the first glob is mostly packed inside her butthole, I'd go back for a second glob and take my sweet time repeating the process. Finally, I'd grab her wrists so as to keep her pinned down while I bury my tongue tonsil-deep into her butthole, insisting that she push the strawberry frosting out of her anus and into my mouth while I swallow as much of it as I can. This will eventually lead to her up on her knees, bucking her hips against my face while I continue servicing her asshole well after the frosting inside her is gone and she's on her way to her third...no, fourth orgasm.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >selena Adams

      6/10, would be a 7/10 with bigger tits

      for coomwers selena Adams is close enough to this whore fap away

      6/10? What is this based on? She looks fat and basic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >What is this based on?
        Based on my desire to fuck

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    6/10, would be a 7/10 with bigger tits

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    for coomwers selena Adams is close enough to this whore fap away

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Selena adams is much better

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        true but still no one's gonna find the op whore

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    3/10

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    would impregnate. need bigger tits tho

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a fat garden gnome

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *