>*plays ping pong*. >yeah, I'm an ATHLETE Posted on February 8, 2023 by Anonymous >*plays ping pong* >yeah, I'm an ATHLETE
holy they're like cats
That was pretty intense.
the way he adjusted his paddle in a nanosecond at 0:26 and returned perfectly
honestly extremely impressive
By far the most fun you'll have competing at the olympics.
Ping pong is one of the most fun spectator sports, and that is why I'll never rag on it.
if it happened in a movie I'd call bullshit. in this frame the ball is already over the net, it seems, and he's still got his paddle like a meter away from where the ball will end up and moving further to our right. he only starts moving in the correct direction a few frames after this one. his brain took until this moment to calculate what to do, based on the movements of the german player. there's no time to observe the ball's trajectory.
Top level table tennis players are inhuman. It's nuts.
It's like the reverse Hollywood. Hollywood action and fight sequences especially are all super fake and way too clean, but conversely olympic level table tennis is way too fast and precise for Hollywood to comprehend.
>Top level table tennis players are inhuman. It's nuts.
Just like my animoooooos
Yes? A world class ping pong player is faster and more explosive than the average gymcel.
his arms look like french fries
It's not a beauty contest. ISTcels are coping unathletic redditors.
if you can fit your fingers around your biceps it's probably a sign you literally need more muscle
When you're a fat fuck everything looks like food lmao
They are ill-suited to any other sport and have no real athletic abilities aside from hand-eye coordination.
Most of this board are autist robots that would be terrible at team sports.
>They are ill-suited to any other sport
They're suited to more sports than you are lmaoooooooooooooooo
> have no real athletic abilities aside from
Yeah...they're not athletic except for the qualities that make them athletic...you got that one right.
Why is he pointing like that
This is true of all manuever warfare ever in history.
God tier sport. I love it. One of the very few achievements of my life is making it to the school ping pong team
The most fun cardio
More Athletic than Pickleball.
Still better forearms than your ass
I am the true athlete
Your fake muscles are purely for vanity
I am the true athlete
Still Starcraft and even Dota is more a sport than bodybuilding.
The activity of bodybuilding requires way more physical exertion than twitching your hands around on a m+kb.
i love bodybuilding, but it's not a sport
it more like a beauty pageant
people need to stop coping
IST is a csgo board
as IST as it gets
they are still athletes, dipshit. They still burn a shit ton of calories, and to move that quickly consistently, even though it's a small space, it takes a lot of physical effort.
Don't compare different sports to each other, they all got their own unique physical abilities needed.
I'd say there are more and less complete sports yes but you can't compare them athletically wise if that makes sense.
And he actually is.
Bodybuilding is not a a sport, ping pong is.
Holy smokes, look at the absolute SIZE of those TITS. I mean, total bonkers. Complete AWOOOOOGAS. What do ya reckon those are, triple J size? What an insanely perfect fat distribution on a petite physique. I want to know what her breastmilk tastes like. I want her and I to leave our bed a sweaty, piss-and-breastmilk-drenched mess after the first 8 hours of feral sex.
i'd ping in her pong
Table tennis at a high level will kick your ass. Requires high-tier footwork and body control. Just like any sport, if you play it long enough your muscular development will favor one side, unfortunately. That being said, you can always tell who’s a scrub at ping pong by how they dismiss it as an easy or relaxing game. I’ve played all types of racquet sports and table tennis easily became my favorite - least amount of room to set up and it’s mostly played indoors. Also fastest reaction times. Great leg workout as you’re constantly squatting and stepping from side to side.
>used to play ping pong for fun all the time in school
>want to play ping pong today but dont have friends anymore
I was like you but I gathered the courage to go to a ping pong club few month ago. Now I'm having fun every weeks and it keeps me healthy.
>havent played in years and will be destroyed by some 15 year old kid
In my experience, people enjoy to teach you and you progress very rapidly from playing against stronger players.
jeez I clicked this thread for webms of those bouncy boobas and there's nothing.
You're all gay
ping pong is one of the best sports ever
look at pic related. this is Klaus Wotanson, 4x pingpong heavyweight worldchampion. he could crush your weak ass anytime.
lmaao big ass bro hittin a small ass ball
>be picrel, writing a resume
> im a fitness model
>Get Captcha: S0Y2K
notice how the average white woman is so much hotter than the average white man. the white race inherently trends toward femininity. this is why white women love black men so much, they are the masculine counterpart to their beauty.
Hey Chong, your obsession with BBC has nothing to do with this thread.
Damn she got some fat milkers
Ping pong requires more skills than weightlifting, which is basically just put weights up put weights down. It's more of a routine than a hobby, like watching movies or being a foodie
Edward Norton looks like THAT?