Probably gonna have to take a piss test next week for new job, anyone every try this? Posted on February 22, 2023 by Anonymous Probably gonna have to take a piss test next week for new job, anyone every try this?
you deserve whatever is coming to you
A 105k a year wfh job? Ye i do i worked hard for it. I passed drug tests before with same day drinks which I'm also gonna use and I have more than a week to get it out of my system. Seeth harder
>105k wfh job
>makes you drug test
As a recruiter, I've never seen this.
Security cleanernce.. government contractor.. gonna be working on fighter jets
I'll just get another job, it's so easy to get a job, I already have a job..
Impossible, they make u go to a lab..
I'm allergic to niacin sadly..
Ah, okay. I work in oil and gas mainly so a lot of retards come in for high paying blue collar jobs and fail because they love coke/weed
I'm must be king retarded cuz I hate weed and all that it'd done to my life and I might fail my shit cuz weed takes a long time 2 get out of ur system..
If you rarely use it, it's not so bad in a piss test. The consortium we have to use for the plants makes an applicant do:
Breathe alcohol test
Oral fluid test (this is mainly because DOW and some big places care about this)
The follicle test knocks people out left and right. In my experience, people fail the drug screens for coke on the follicle more than anything else.
I'm gonna be working on fighter jets and I don't have to do a folic test, what r u doing thsts so serious??
The plants and refineries require it, a lot of them at least. A lot of it has to do with corporate insurance, so I'm told. Think about this:
>retard gets high/drunk
>goes to work next day
>crashes into a chemical tank/runs over someone/drops a wrench on someone
>its reportable to OSHA
>those people have to be instantly drug/alcohol tested per OSHA
So if they find you're letting retards on drugs into industrial places, you're liable. Thay makes insurance expensive. If you can show you subject all these guys to a battery of drug tests as a condition of entering your plant, then the prices drop.
That makes sense actually, fuck my kind, we all deserve death really..
Man I hope they don't test on site..
I had a follicle test at a nuclear power plant interview once. I just left.
wherever it is you wont be pissing in front of them, just bring your own clean piss and put it on the glass they give you. and then pretend you are taking a shit or something to justify it getting cold
10 years ago i had to pass a drug test. the smoke shop sold detox drinks. youre supposed to drink them the night before your drug test. your first urination is at home. the second one as the drug test site. used it and passed. talked to a friend who tried one and he failed his. ymmv. maybe he just didn't follow the instructions. safest bet is get clean urine from a friend. secure it in a canister and tape it behind your balls. find some blog post on how to do it best to retain the temperature.
it's true you likely will NOT be pissing in front of them unless its a more serious drug test where they force an employee to stare at your dick while you go. even then, they sell kits that are a fake penis with a tube inside to simulate urination.
you will 100% fail for urine being the incorrect temperature. these people are not stupid. they know people bring second-hand urine in.
get someone to piss into one of these then?
are you daft?
I pass it 3 times using those but I had a week off each time..
why is everyone on a mongolism goat milking forum a neet or a wfh who makes at minimum 100k?
Ever try not being a degenerate?
I'm not proud of my weed addiction, I don't promote weed, I wish it was illegal, I wish I never tried it, at least I'm not an alcoholic
>at least I’m not an alcoholic
That is some serious cope
I'm going to kek hard when you come here again to post you were fired for a failed drug test. Get fucked wagie.
why not ask someone to piss for you and switch glasses?
chugging drinks with niacin day of worked for me in the past but i was never a heavy user
A dry fast could clean you up but druggies are too mentally weak to put the fork down for a few days.
I'm on a bulk