>*protects you againt bacteria and inflammation*. >*also protects social gains and relationships*

>*protects you againt bacteria and inflammation*
>*also protects social gains and relationships*

this little guy giveth and taketh

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    also protects you against*

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*also protects social gains and relationships*
    Could you explain this?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bad breath and B.O. - this doesn't apply if you're a minority, because the smell is lost amongst your brethren.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Garlic doesn't affect healthy people like that.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Garlic doesn't give healthy people bad breath

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Healthy people brush their teeth

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Garlic smell has nothing to do with your teeth. If you eat garlic the smell comes from stomach and lungs

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you retarded by any chance?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Garlic doesn't give healthy people bad breath
                >brushing teeth freshens breath
                >noooo I the smell comes from the lungs and stomach

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit imagine thinking about what other people think. So what? You smell like garlic out of your mouth thats actually a sign of superiority cause garlic is based as fuck and is fucking healthy and it scares the (vampires). If i meet a man and he doesnt profusely smell like garlic i assume he is a little dumb unknowing bitch

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          ok but that's you. I don't think I would ever want to meet or talk to you.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How come indians stink like cumin. Some try to mask it with cologne, they don't wear deodorant for some reason

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >for some reason

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          its curry
          they stink up my gym too
          there a nice indian dude who wants to help me squat
          but he fucking stinks
          i can smell him from 6 feet away

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unless you're gay, onion and garlic give off that pugnant masculine pheromone sweat smell that intoxicates bottoms like poppers do

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Protects you against vampires from killing your friends.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*also protects social gains and relationships*

    What did he mean by this?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Swallow the cloves whole. if you don't want garlic breath

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i used to do this, but i also shat them out whole.
      you need to cut them or crush them and let them sit for a while for the allicin to build up before you down it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don't do shit whole

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never understood the garlic makes you smell bad meme.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your sweat smells of garlic

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try crushing two cloves, letting them lay in open air for a few minutes and then eat them. The sulpfur-based chemicals or some shit get in your bloodstream and the smell starts coming from your lungs.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Garlic, tumeric, and a few others have chemicals that are extremely water soluble, to the point of absurdity. So when you sweat they are released in the water and you can smell the chemicals.

      100% reason all indians smell bad.
      Curry

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        White people don't smell bad when they eat curry.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          if they eat it daily yes they do.
          it's very distinct anon.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            White people don't eat curry daily

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              no shit

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah they do. I like to put tumeric in beans and rice. And if it happens that 2 or 3 days in a row i eat the dish that i like to put tumeric in my sweat smells like curry. Same with garlic.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thai curry is way better anyway

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's because you don't eat garlic

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had one old boomer I worked with who ate like 7 cloves of garlic because he wanted to get rid of parasites when was innawoods.
    Apparently it worked somehow

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of course it works, not memeing but garlic is antiparasitic.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It works but 7 cloves ain't gonna cut it. I ate 2 bulbs to cure stomach bacteria infection. works every time

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't you bloat for a long time from that much garlic?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I ate 2 bulbs
        hory shit I only usually eat a few cloves when sick. I'm going to try this next time but sounds like it's going to fuck my stomach up.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>*also protects social gains and relationships*
    Or y'know you could stop dating vampires.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Impossible in Russia

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care. Garlic tastes and smells amazing. I'll roast a whole bulb and just spread the cloves on crackers or bread like a Chinese farmer

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good morning sir!

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If garlic is making your sweat smell, you are eating too much of it. Learn to use it more efficiently when cooking so you can get the flavor without overloading your excretory system.
    Also garlic is a breeding ground for botulinum. You actually need to be really careful with it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Botulism is not poisonous in a normal atmosphere. It literally has to be in a can to matter at all. Retard.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*raises estrogen*

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being afraid of garlic

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*raises t levels instead*

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What about onions? Do they help with bacteria and shit as well?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nature's antibacterial drug

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    genova, garlic, g spot, ginger, games
    aint nothin but a g thang
    more words wit a real g ??

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yep, I always garlicmaxx. I wanna be as strong as Wario

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*also gives me stomach cramps and bad shits*
    IBSbros...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel you. What kind of IBS do you have? I HIGHLY recommend this. I tried everything. Glutamine, peppermint oil, fennel oil, ginger, magnesium, immodium, pepto, gas-x, and on and on.
      It works man. It works.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just harvested eight bulbs of garlic lads, didn't grow huge, next time I'll do better

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I believe in you. What will you make with these bulbs?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks bro, probably bruschetta and pasta sauce, Ive got 18 tomato plants that are currently fruiting

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That sounds nice. What else do you grow?

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Great for food and even better as fermented black garlic supplements for the gut health and antioxidant properties.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Redpoll me on fermented black garlic

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's Chinese

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It gives bad breath

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think onions make me smell more actually. Also garlic is antifungal and antiviral as well.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eating this shit raw is so hard I've been crushing it and downing it in glasses of milk is there a better way?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It literally doesn't matter so long as you crush it first. With milk sounds fine.

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