protein bars Posted on April 13, 2023 by Anonymous do you eat them regularly? Which ones are your favorite?
post her penis
but she’s a woman, and a beautiful one at that
she looks disgusting
if youre attracted to this you are a gay
I guess I gargle cum every morning then
I'm gonna coom
Her youtube videos ruined the illusion.
How dare this disgusting 3D bitch dishonor Jolyne like that!?
She did the same thing to my waifu years ago and I wish her pain
Also her legs look like shit for the PEDs she's on, how do you have zero quad separation at rest
No way she's on PEDs retard, she barely has any size, literally just lean
>PEDs just increase size
that is the main reason why people take them?
Triple turbo retard
the only JOJO that's good is seasons 1 and 2.
why do zoomers love jojo so much its pretty shit
It’s fun and creative, plus the animation is full of tastelessly garish shit which zoomers love
Jojo has a lot of heart, but I’d recommend the comic over the cartoon. I also would not recommend telling anyone you like Jojo unless you know and trust that person not to sperg out
Guess I'm a massive gay then. You got me.
low test, consider doing some neck pulls on your next training session(if you even work out gay)
Even girls skip leg day.
She looks so hot when she isn’t wearing those big ass grandma glasses.
whats wrong with you guys
She's pretty cute without the glasses. She definitely isn't as hot as she thinks she is.
Imagine if she had a decent haircut, no tattoos, and dressed modestly
she needs to stop working arms
its out of proportion and unaesthetic especially forearms
Leanbeefpatty seriously needs to FUCK OFF for a while. Her annoying face and aura is beginning to grate on me.
i think she looked better when she didn’t workout (my opinion is the most important)
without the glasses she looks like Milana Vayntrub, just without the giant milkers
Why does she look like a 10/10 in some videos / photos but like a 3/10 in others? im so confused
>okay I'm buying a case of protein bars
>cheap ones are laced with garbage like artificial sweeteners
>expensive ones are basically one date, three cashews and egg white at 100x markup
>decide to do my own
>never do it
Are you me?
I'd just rather eat chicken breast.
I do drink whey shakes after a workout though
3 scoops of the milk chocolate and I imagine that I'm sucking a qt black girls tiddies and then I jerk off.
People always act weird when I pull out a chicken breast to snack on when we're out doing shit
I'll have one for breakfast before work if I don't have time to cook. Most are slop with 10g/200 calories, so make sure you look at the macros. I buy pure protein at Costco and those are 20g/200cal, a much better ratio. They're ok, thirst provoking, and very filling.
Full of sneed oils
Is this an American thing? Most bars even American brands are 20g/~200cal standard, with some fancy nut ones being 10g/150cal for the normie office worker jannies who think "protein bad".
I personally like them. I like chocolatey/sweet stuff anyway. Might as well get a bit of protein with it instead of eating goyfeed.
Post her ass pls pls
Post her feet pls pls
>hundereds of hours in the gym doing autistic lifts and "watching diet" just to look like complete DYEL
Those lenny and larry cookies aint bad.
oh yeah and these are pretty decent
these, but I get why not everyone likes them
These taste like a dog’s asshole
You would know, dogfucker.
why are you tonguing dog's assholes?
how do you know what dog asshole tastes like
I love their seasonal pumpkin ones, even though i know it's not a great protein for the money they're my one of my favorite seasonal items.
Love me some pumpkin.
12g of protein? How can you even call it a protein bar? A small chicken thigh gets you more.
a pointless waste of money. either eat normal high protein food like a non-retarded person or have a protein shake. its cheaper and higher quality. the protein per calorie ratio in protein bars is simply shit
I buy one from Barebells every lunch lunch. Thier Cookies & Cream is really good. 20 g/~200 kcal.
No they're to expensive.
I used to eat BSN protein bars a lot because they're basically a rice krispy treat with extra flavoring. Got expensive real quick though so now I just eat them whenever I'm traveling and need something quick
Behead those who insult patty!
There's my favorite and there's the best one I'm tracking
Favorite: metrx cookie dough
Actual best one in terms of nutrition and composition: quest lemon cake
Metrx is a meal replacement though.
Nah, I never ate those. My "protein" snack (though I ate it before lifting as well) is cottage cheese with peanut butter, coconut milk, chia seeds, walnuts, square of chocolate broken to pieces, almod flakes, berries (just mix and match whatever from this list)
Those Fitcrunch ones taste great for how low the sugar is. They’re full of that slow release “sugar alcohol” stuff. Half the flavors are disgustang though. I don’t like the peanut butter & jelly ones or the birthday cake ones. Never got gas or bad whey shits from them. Wishing they didn’t have onions protein but just about everything has it now.
They’re all full of sneed oils
I had the cookie in the pic, it tastes great but it doesn'T have that much protein. Just get normal cookies, you will save up money.
Cliff bars because climbers always have them on hand
>pay more for an inferior source of nutrition,
they're good for hiking or international trips where you don't feel confident about being able to get food easily.
Is she natty bros
If she weren't an eceleb you'd be drooling over her goofy personality and looks
No I don't eat industrial slop marketed to roid trannies
Strictly inferior to protein shakes in terms of filler ingredients and cost.
Beef jerky is the only protein bar worth eating.
>there are anons in this very thread admitting to eating protein bars that aren't at least 10:1
I hate seeing women, even on the internet it makes me feel suicidal
They shit filled with polyols. Might aswell just eat a real chocolate bar.
The only "protein bar" I eat is Carnivore Bars, and those are expensive so I only take them on all-day hikes or bike rides where I know I'm going to need food in the middle of nowhere. Otherwise I always eat whole foods. If I need more protein I'll make an extra burger patty or fix myself a steak.
Just looked these up and the price to protein ratio is absurd.
Seems like a shit deal compared to Epic bars.
>the price to protein ratio is absurd
They are expensive, yes, but you do realize that they're designed to be high fat, right? Those Epic bars have 1/3rd the amount of fat in them and half the protein, so just looking at protein and ignoring all else is missing the actual value proposition.
Actually, funny enough I just ran the numbers by adding together the protein+fat and getting the price per gram:
Honey Carnivore Bar = 50g (fat+protein)
Epic Venison Bar = 21g (fat+protein)
At $14.58 per bar, the Carnivore Bar is 29 cents per gram of protein+fat.
At $2.66 per bar, the Epic Bar is 12 cents per gram of protein+fat.
So the Epic Bar is 41% the cost per gram, but at 42% the number of grams. So you're paying a premium for much higher nutrient density.
>So you're paying a premium for much higher nutrient density.
*per bar with carnivore bar
I tried the buffalo one and it was disgustingly greasy. It's basically a slimjim
Most of them have sneed oils. The only ones that I have seen that don't are certain varieties of Quest bars. Consequently, they are also the best.
RX and Quest are the only ones I would touch.
>this shit gets 80 replies but the thread about the russian bjj girl gets deleted
jannies proving themselves to be massive gays as usually
>thread about fitness related topic stays up and coombait thread gets deleted
working as intended
There is something about this girl that is wholly unsexy and I cannot put my finger on it.
She looks like her place is a mess, also those stupid fucking glasses.
Old lady haircut
>There is something about this girl
literally everything. she's mid on a good day
>which goyslop is best
>this slop sponsored by Muscleberg
i want to have sex with our patty
I eat them from time to time, namely if i want some sweets, why not eat some with ton of protein.
Everything about her screams penis puppet. She orbited some hot guy who was into weeb shit, saw that he was popular/that the shit he liked was popular and made her whole persona being a cool hot nerd, even though she hates all that shit secretly and doesn't want to do anything but be adored and handed money. Wants to sell her image but has no real sexuality to speak of, just emulates what other thots do. I guarantee everyone online is seeing the extent of her sexuality. She screams pillow princess.
dork anti-social girl during high school who was into sports/gymnastics that never had many female friends and always hanged out with the boys. I wouldn't call it common but its a type.
Does she enjoy every guy she hangs is thirsty as fuck for her? Who wouldn't?
Seriously. Women wouldn't do so much performative nonsense if they didn't have legions of guys around them acting like puppies
grimes fucked an ugly autistic billionaire. nature is nature
FitCrunch doesn't have the greatest macros, it's kind if middle ground, but fuck if it doesn't boost my morale when I'm in a shitty mood during a cut. The cookie one makes me hard