Reasons for working out/getting?

I made a tier-list

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This list goes in D-tier.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp
      OP is fucking autistic

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is satire, you're the fucking sperg.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I was only pretending to be retarded

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're gonna get some D-tier if you keep handing out those free (You)'s to such low quality posts

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yep. I work out so I look good when I fap.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    fixed

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lift heavy weights during squats deadlifts and ohps for injury prevention
      ok bud

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. I used to have a bunch of pain that switched from the neck, to the lower back and ti the knees from being on the computer every day for work and fun.
        Tried stretching, yoga and going to the doctor. No luck.
        Lifting heavy fixed all that.
        Just don't be retarded.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You won't hurt yourself doing those unless you fuck up your form.
        The muscles you acquire from doing them will help you in your day to day life as well.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, lower back lifts help prevent back pain if you progressive overload and use proper form.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This + your wife deserves you at your strongest / sexiest, especially if she's the mother of your kids.
      In A tier of course.

      Virgins and fags and useless beta males need not reply.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i lift for my birds

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make your parents proud
    if you base your self worth around being able to lift heavy bars, you're a loser
    >genuinely like working out
    not sure how you brain dead retarded you would have to be to actively like it, but trying to enjoy it at times helps ig
    >For your children
    being fit and motivating your children and being a good example are literally different things
    >For your dog
    reddit is calling
    >To look intimidating
    how about being intimidating
    >Distraction
    If you do this, just have a nice day.
    >To eat more
    Unironically the best reason to get fit is so you can enjoy more of life, so based
    >For men
    gay
    >For IST
    virgin
    >For women
    Straight but pretty naive
    >For Reddit Karma
    Idk why you included this, it's just posturing.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >being fit and motivating your children and being a good example are literally different things
      They go hand in hand. You can't possibly be a good example being a fat lazy sedentary blob

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes you can, you fucking retard? Your binary view of the world just indicates a severely low iq

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You literally can't lol. Keep coping fatty

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes you can, you fucking retard? Your binary view of the world just indicates a severely low iq

            Or you know what, they actually can. They can be a negative example, teaching their kids how to not live life

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >be a good example
          >by setting a god awful example
          literally how? please do elaborate.
          >other things
          there is nothing you can do in life that would outweigh (heh) being a sedentary fat fuck. but this is irrelevant since sedentary fat fucks never achieve anything to begin with, or they wouldn't be sedentary fat fucks.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if you base your self worth around being able to lift heavy bars, you're a loser
      What do you base your self worth around so I can shit on it?
      You won't respond to this post because you're a coward and you KNOW I will find a way to get under your skin if you dared to show any sincerity.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Getting laid and making money

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >SELF worth
          >gets it from what other people value him at
          based retard

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          congratulations, you are moron tier

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your parents aren't proud that you work out

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i only lift so i can shitpost and btfo a retard when he says post body

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >becoming a male stripper is a good reason to lift
      Isn't this just an excuse to say the costs are all business expenses?

      Move everything else down one tier and put “to honor God” in S tier.

      Baws

      https://i.imgur.com/g7GHBj0.jpg

      I lift to become the man i would want to fuck if i was a woman.

      Same, except marriage instead of mere sex. I want female me to crave my children and desire nothing less than a lifelong commitment to me.

      i bet you have 9 inch dick

      8 inches but thinking of doing penile workouts to see if I can make it 10

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    just do mma gay. you should be capable of destroying males in a fight if you absolutely need to fight.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Move everything else down one tier and put “to honor God” in S tier.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ezekiel 23:19-21
      Please show this to your mother she needs to be saved.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Never been a fan of people quoting a few verses from the bible. Most of the time it just gets taken out of context.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ezekiel 23:19-21
          New International Version
          19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.[a]

          How do you take that out of context?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            H-hot

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vain and lip-servicepilled

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You forgot SSS+
    >to cope with burning self-hatred
    >pathological narcissism forcing you to be better than everyone else

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to hurt people

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically doubt, fear, sadness, hatred, insecurity, is what makes me lift.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I lift to become the man i would want to fuck if i was a woman.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gay, if I was a woman I'd be a lesbian

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        YOU STOLE MINE YOU FUCKER

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          ?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        YOU STOLE MINE YOU FUCKER

        lol, I was also gonna write this.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i bet you have 9 inch dick

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    good list, dubs and everybody in this thread dies

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    how can you forget health benefits, you fucking retard

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    where would you place hurting people ?

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it’s spite

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you forgot narcism, the best reason to work out.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The strongest reason I workout is to preserve the gift of my body which God has given me and to work hard in improving it so that my lord and others can appreciate the beauty of his creation. The strong believer is better than the weak one, though there is good in both. The additional physical strength helps strengthen me spiritually by allowing me to do more good deeds and to spend more time in the worship of my creator. Though there are some downsides like the temptation of women that accompany this pursuit, it's also an opportunity to overcome said temptation with the remembrance of God.
    Imagine not working out for the sake of God.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy superbased

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ezekiel 23:19-21
      Please show this to your mother she needs to be saved.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ezekiel 23:19-21
        Please show this to your mother she needs to be saved.

        Does this save her from that post I read and didn't reply to?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >another fake born again christian
      what is it with this board?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >seething nihilists telling people they are not real Christians
        back into the bucket of crabs you go, demon

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Inshallah the demons will bite their hands for the sin of typing such comments as they tremble before their lord on the day of judgement. Begging for a chance to come back and lying through their teeth claiming they would have been faithful to their lord.
          Quite literally, there are demons in the form of jinn and the form of man, and they wish in their hearts you would be a hypocrite or outright disbeliever as they are.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bless you anon. I am a non-denominational Christian.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bless you too brother, may God guide us both and strengthen us against the forces of evil and raise us in rank amongst the believers in his army.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ezekiel 23:19-21
        Please show this to your mother she needs to be saved.

        I'm a muslim, I believe the Bible has some truths but some parts were changed. This is historically accepted as the Bible isn't the literal word of God. I don't believe the prophets encouraged immorality so anything in the Bible which conflicts with the morality of the quran (like Noah getting drunk, Lott doing it with his daughter) are additions and not Canon of the Bible.
        In terms of morality in islam, any objection you make is from either a lack of understanding on your part, or you are displaying your arrogance in the face of divine truth and using your ruler to judge the will of God.

        Holy superbased

        Muslims and Christians are much closer than you imagine brother, if you have some apprehension, ask the creator of the heavens and the earth to sincerely show you his signs and you will be led on a journey of enlightenment. There is no risk to you if you are on the truth or if there are some minor differences you must contend with, you're asking God after all. Just be sincere for God does not guide the defiantly disobedient or the arrogant.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >(like Noah getting drunk, Lott doing it with his daughter) are additions and not Canon of the Bible
          People like Noah weren't perfect human beings though, everyone had died and he probably worked for years and years to build a huge-ass boat.
          Getting drunk is pretty understandable

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just work out so I can fucking have something worthwhile to do instead of being bored and restless all the time. ADHD is a curse in many ways but fuck me it sure is beneficial when it comes to exercise.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    does depression cure counts as distraction from something?

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do it to distract myself and it does the trick idgaf

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    0/10 our parents are boomers and their approval should be worth nothing

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >masturbating for your dog

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What’s her name?

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if I just don't want to be sore and miserable my whole life? Where does that go?

    I'm also lifting for women as a secondary

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not wanting your children to look at you like you're Superman
    fucking baka

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your list is gay and retarded.
    >gor your parents/kids
    Your family doesn't need you to have a 6 pack or 5plate squat. You can earn the respect of your family by being a dependable provider.
    >because you like it
    This is the most mid motivation ever.
    >for your doggerino
    You're either a redditor or a white woman.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    where is squats to cope with repressed anger

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >daddy why don't you love me
    >I have nothing better to do in my life
    >s tier

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your list also works for lanklets, because we look weird and creepy if we don't work out to put on some muscle.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. It works in both directions. The swole lanket and gigamanlet alliance with bring death from above and below to all normie gays.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you put "masturbating for your dog" concerningly high on this list

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >S+
    Hitler

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to punch women harder

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >look better masturbating

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He doesn't pull a patrick bateman whenever he's having sex/jacking off

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    where's for health ?
    started because felt shit every evening and couldn't sleep
    also skeleton

    now with kids
    i want my kids to look up to me
    i want to be a good role model
    i want them to have a healthy dad so they never have to worry about me

    only SSS Tier reason is
    do it for you children!

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i lift so i can have the edge in any online argument

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    where does for your health go? shitty fucking tier list, retard

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Doing anything to make your parents proud
    lol so many fucking retards fell into this trap doing shit that makes them miserable because they thought it's what their parents would want.

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I lift to stand before the Elden Rack

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      can you beat this game if you suck at video games

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no "for getting stronger"
    Are you actually retarded?

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where’s for work?

    T. Firefighter

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >for your parents
    > s tier
    tf, do it to be the best version of yourself so your life is the best

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's "to hurt people"?

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i made a tier list
    Pic related to you.

    Real answer is because the alternative is not lifting. Anything else is some utter gay trying to pretend he's a comic book character with some gay backstory he made up for upvotes on reddit.
    >I'm lifting because my dad died from cancer I want to be stwong in his memory 🙁
    Fuck you pussy

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does fit treat lifting as the end all be all? It's not a big deal it's literally the easiest thing you can do to keep fit, literally the bare minimum

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    there are some sets I really, really like doing (shoulder press, hammer curl, bench press) and rest are not un-fun so I genuinely do it for fun, kinda

    I also believe looks are among the most important factor of success in life, "lookism" is real and very alarming if you are a lackluster looking fella so its always a good idea to look as best as you can, and being in shape helps

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Out of boredom

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You work out to look better when you’re masturbating for your dog?

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to be proud of myself

    haven't succeeded yet.

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    where does
    >after 12 years i dont even know anymore
    fit in?

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    where is the "i dont know i just lift"

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

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