redpill me on modern fights

redpill me on modern fights

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're dumb. Stay away from nigs/Hispanics/arabs
    t. Muay thaifag

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is a very smart post. There is no reason you should get into a fight as an adult male. If you are in trouble you are better off running.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >run
        Confirmed for having never been in a fight. Usually, bro, you get grabbed and punched, you cannot run because it happens too fast and then you're done.

        You only know movies with people squaring up for 5 minutes before it comes to blows. Maybe go outside sometimes.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I've actually been in a fight. When I was 17 me and my friends were playing football and a 13 year old girl asked if I'd be her BF. I said no, and my buddy who was even more autistic said "he doesn't like girls like you." We kept playing with our friends until this 24 year old Spanish guy came up and said "aye, what's wrong with my girlfriend" and came and tried to punch me. I had been in martial arts for a while and I was able to jab twice and hit him with a cross. He stumbled and tried to pick me up with a double leg take down and I sprawled, he reached into my trousers and tried to grab my dick and I said, "please don't grab my dick."

          The field we were playing football in was right next to a police station and the cops came and broke up the fight but they told me the Spanish guy was a felon who got out of jail 2 days ago. I could've been stabbed and next time I'd rather run or shoot the person attacking me.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >he reached into my trousers and tried to grab my dick and I said, "please don't grab my dick."

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          A lot of fights have a posturing phase, where people talk shit until the fight starts that’s your que to leave. De-escelation or disengagement is huge to avoiding shit. Doesn’t mean you shouldn’t train to defend yourself if they do just come out swinging, but it’s always best to avoid fights now days, never know who is gonna draw a knife on you

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I've been into so much fights I almost always know who is capable of doing what at this point. There are times to run, and then there are times to stand up for yourself. Don't teach these guys to be fucking pussies.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >run
        meme advice

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're modern
    And they're fighting

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    deprecated
    smith & wesson for life

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      based gunman

      I carry an expanding baton
      Given the extra reach pretty sure I’d just stun you
      Then if it’s a fight to the death I take your skull apart and kill you
      Or I just start breaking your bones until you’re a sobbing mess on the ground begging for your life
      None of that mma shits gunna work after the first blow
      Multiple people would be a challenge but I’ve fought multiple people at once

      You never know when you try your mma shit what might happen
      Knife? Gun?
      It’s dumb don’t start shit unless you want to either end up paralyzed or dead

      based third worlder subhuman

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Good luck killing people at a house party

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >house party
        I am not 15 lmao

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Just admit that nobody invites you anywhere

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            🙁

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If you actually get into a fight at a house party you're a dumb moron

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I carry an expanding baton
    Given the extra reach pretty sure I’d just stun you
    Then if it’s a fight to the death I take your skull apart and kill you
    Or I just start breaking your bones until you’re a sobbing mess on the ground begging for your life
    None of that mma shits gunna work after the first blow
    Multiple people would be a challenge but I’ve fought multiple people at once

    You never know when you try your mma shit what might happen
    Knife? Gun?
    It’s dumb don’t start shit unless you want to either end up paralyzed or dead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly not a bad idea, I feel like a baton would go over better in court than a knife, since you just mame them and not kill them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You should invest in some pepper spray. It incapacitates the shit out of you and there's basically no danger of catching a murder charge like there is with a baton.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ahah I have a friend who’s been doing mma since he was like 12 he’s been in so many fights before I literally never seen him lose a single fight I have legit seen this man head kick someone who was 24 when we were 16 and he got knocked the fuck out starting having seizures on the bus he’s been bear maces fucking stabbed beat with batons before and I’m telling you if someone who is 6’2 220 pounds and knows mma or some sort of fighting sport your little fuck shit baton won’t do nothing when they get ahold of you

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what i wonder about is would fights really have been a lot more honorable if you went to a bar and got into one like 70 years ago?

    i suspect they would be but i don't really know. i think it would have been a lot easier to find yourself in one but almost unheard of that someone stomps you to death or acquired brain injury when you're down.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      there's a story about a Spanish boxer chilling in Argentina drinking at a bar, got beef with a local, went out to settle and was killed with a pistol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you expect a fuckign street fight to be "honorable"? What does that even mean?

      100 years ago, people in South Bavarian/Swiss/North Austrian villages routinely bit off each other's noses, ripped off ears, gouged eyes in fights like it was no thang. Dogs were seen eating up the remnants off the road after fights. According to commentators, this was the only physical exercise the Bavarians did outside of working.

      That is how people are. Nowadays? Well, everyone's got a knife and friends nowadays, it's more like back then and less like 30 years ago. It's becoming more average in scope of human history, more normal.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If anything, fights are more likely to be honorable now with martial arts and boxing becoming more mainstream.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why doesn't globohomo let us have human vs animal fights

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No actual human would fight you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Makes sense
        I'm a BEAST

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          In every sense of the word

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Most are over within 10 seconds

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    brownoids carry knives

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No. Pankration superiority!
    Also wrestling in general is based as fuck.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why the fuck are there 3+ fighting threads in the catalog right now
    Anyone who discusses "muh street fights" can't fight
    Go to a gym and start training, immediately realise the gulf between you and even the most mediocre hobbyist, and stop giving a shit about fighting other retards that can't fight in da streetz

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cope and seethe retarded thirdie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Somebody watches Ramsey

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's some eastern euro whinging about how his boxing coach used to yell at him and it hurt his feelings so he's spamming dight threads

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >walk into store
    >immediately recognize the smell of BO + cigarettes + wet dog
    >just want to buy gas with cash since I don't have a credit card or debit card
    >fat old cunt at the register buying lottery tickets
    >standing next to her is her 600lb son that absolutely REEKS of BO
    >obese zoomer mystery meat at the register
    >obese zoomer gives her cash for the lottery tickets
    >old cunt says "are you stupid or somethin? i wanted 8 more lottery tickets of the same kind not cash"
    >obese zoomer says "oh i thought you were cashing out"
    >old cunt says "you're not from around here are you? we say sorry around here when we fuck up"
    >obese zoomer says "no i'm not from around here, and I don't play those games bitch"
    >old cunt says she's going to tell the manager
    >massive lard son steps in front of her and says "YOU AINT TALK TO MY MOMMA LIKE THAT moron"
    >he said THE WORD
    >the chimpening happens
    >obese zoomer starts throwing punches
    >massive retard lard throws some too
    >they're fighting over the countertop
    >old cunt trying to hold back her son
    >another obese zoomer working at the store walks in and starts trying to hold back mystery meat
    >after like 10 seconds like 4 people in suits and the manager walk in
    >apparently the suits are regional managers or some shit
    >the police get called, everyone gets told to leave even the obese zoomers working the register
    >"U GONNA FIRE HER EVEN THO HE SAID THE N-WORD????? THAT IS NOT OKAY!"
    >"no one's getting fired, just calm down and leave"
    >"HE SAID THE NWORD YOU CAN'T JUST LET HIM LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!"
    >"the police are on their way, just calm down and leave or stay and talk to the police about it"
    >everyone leaves
    >manager gets behind the register to take my money
    >I just say "Hey, how's it going?" after spending like 5 minutes laughing my ass off at all these obese retards

    This has been my only experience with fighting, it happened 2 days ago in the glorious US of A.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      South Carolina?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Mississippi

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There is no honor to be gained slugging it out with thugs, criminals and trash. Prepare accordingly and arm yourself. They will almost always be armed themselves or have overwhelming numbers, and no MMA will save you.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    not worth it. I'd post that one video but I don't want to get banned again because of some gay.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/BdcHpqT.png

      redpill me on modern fights

      This. morons are animal tier in their behavior and honor is a foreign concept to them. If you are beating one all of his friends will jump in and they have no hesitation about using guns knives or other weapons. And with the cultural rot it’s not only black people who are morons now so you never know who is going to pull the same shit. Not worth it

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >no shared culture
    >non whites
    No shared culture means no sense of when the fight should end, therefore not worth it. In the 50s where everyone was white and people didn’t have a warped sense of right and wrong maybe it was worth it

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >people will carry weapons
    >people will not care about being honourable
    >people will jump up on you
    >people will be filming you
    >if you don't do anything they will not stop
    >if you do anything you will be arrested and all social media will be against you
    don't get into fights. If there's no way out (part of fighting is realising when and where they can happen (which is anywhere, be on the lookout for morons 100% of the time) and staying away) try to get away as fast as possible
    When your life is in danger use no restraint whatsoever, even if you're being filmed; it's better than being dead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i love a fight video and everything but the people that actually film fights are the biggest gays in the world

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Any time a black person starts pulling up their pants near you or checks behind themselves near you, there is a good chance they're about to hit you.

    Also, you can lure people into a guillotine choke super easily by offering an easy leg.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jeet Kun Do is actually based, relentless aggression towards critical areas of the body (the eyes, the groin, the lungs and the heart) for striking targets in self-defense, take what works as per techniques, leave the style out of it.

    If you are in a tough neighborhood you can't carry a gun or the like in or be arrested, you can always carry a walking stick, its a legal weapon, learn to use one like gent.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bruce lee was fake and gay, the only legit thing about him were his lats.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > Still would be rekt in a fight by Bruce Lee.

        Even Jackie Chan lost to him..

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          next level cope. Jackie chan was an extra on his movie and was cast to get kicked through a wall. Jackie was a young lad at the time an just on screen bad guy to fight off. Like most of Bruce Lee's extras, Bruce would just actually hit them. Jackie was being payed to get whacked on my a dickhead hollywood director

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Jackie Chan actually had to go through pretty brutal chinese theatre background its basically hellmode stunt school.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Jackie Chan is the real kung fu goat. The out takes of drunken master where he's rolling across that steel forge is fucking gnarly. dude literally said "I want it to look legit so don't turn the furnace off, just kick me into it" Dude has nuts the size of temple gongs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There is no honor to be gained slugging it out with thugs, criminals and trash. Prepare accordingly and arm yourself. They will almost always be armed themselves or have overwhelming numbers, and no MMA will save you.

      >Bruce Lee

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Very quick, big ouchy, if a knife or a gun stay away. If you have a gun you should be better off. If you practice martial arts you'll be better off unless a knife or a gun comes out.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I live in one fucked up part of one fucked up city and the thing is that if you really want to be secure then carry a small torch lighter at all times. I do it and it saved my life a few times and I swear that is not an exaggeration. It's small and handy. Every single time I got jumped in the street I just started burning the attacker's hand or leg or whatever I could grab first. They don't even do that much harm (other than small burns), you won't kill anybody with it and for me that's good since here in Poland killing in self defense is kind of risky. What wins and saves your life is the pain of being burned the attacker feels. They always get really scared and run. If you want you can also hit someone with it and that's always a knock out.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      t. the only guy who knows that looking cool with a baton/pepper spray/katana doesn't matter if you will get your teeth kicked in kek
      the rest of you probably never even were in a fight

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You guys are really tar-tar to the max, its either fighting to kill someone or running away like a tucked-tail bitch. Find a middle. If someone says fuck you, just tell them to get fucked, if they come at you, claim they spit on you and hit them first since spitting on someone is assault.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The whole "I only fight to KILL, bro" thing is just a cope for never fighting anyone by telling yourself you'd murder them if it were serious enough.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Unless I'm locked in a room or cell with another man trying to kill me, I'm just going to try and disable them as best as I can before E&E'ing out.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The whole "I only fight to KILL, bro" thing is just a cope for never fighting anyone by telling yourself you'd murder them if it were serious enough.

      >gays who've never been in a real fight

      OK internet tough guys.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        why are you seething so much

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How is it so hard to believe that you can have a fight without it escalating to life or death?

          Incredibly because he has never been in any physical altercation.

          Holy shit, I meme these fags as "internet tough guys" and completely ass ravaged them, so much one of them even samefagged his own post. This is levels of asshurt I didn't even think was still possible.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            uh oh moron

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Guess again.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How is it so hard to believe that you can have a fight without it escalating to life or death?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Incredibly because he has never been in any physical altercation.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >yeah bro, just call the cops, they'll save you and stop whatever is happening

    Reminder that police were made to generate revenue and protect banks and insurance companies.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wont let me post that webm of the guy getting stab by a paki

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that wasnt even a fight, it was just some retard walking up to a clearly armed man and getting stabbed

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Practice boxing / kickboxing at the gym even if it’s just 10 minutes a week. Fighting skills will always come in handy, even in a gun toting crakka/bro city.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    same as its always been. fists up, chin down and just keep punching

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Extremely high risk and low reward.

    If they are not the same race/ethnicity as you consider you are probably fighting for your life

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this. in my experience if two white dudes are fighting and one gets knocked out thats that whereas a black guy will continue stomping on your unconscious skull.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Someone is going to the morgue, someone is going to prison.
    Hope whatever perceived slight or used up roastie you're fighting over was worth it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >see knife being flung to their faces multiple times
      >still charges
      deserved

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      jesus christ

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fug

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