>be me >visit mum >tell her something awful happened on the way >concern.jpg >tell her i stopped at a coffee shop >worst thing imaginable happened whilst there >mum is freaking out "what on earth happened?!" >tell her the barista asked if i wanted my usual >tell her i can never go back >she tells me i'm an idiot
>see guy all the time at the gym >seems like a quiet guy, like me >feel like we'd have similar interests >been watching Jordan Peterson videos lately on how to socialize >work up the courage over a few weeks to approach him and introduce myself, maybe make a new friend >run over in my head a thousand times how the scenario will play out >go up to him >introduce myself >never see him at the gym again after our interaction
>Jordan Peterson
i think you mean juden peterstein, a gatekeeper preventing people from getting to the root cause of the world's problems: the garden gnomes
inb4 "go back to 4chan"
>been going to the gym for just a few months >huge guy I see there every time always gives me a nod of approval >this morning he complimented my gains
Is he hitting on me? I'm not gay but I would probably suck his dick if he asked me to but I can't tell if that's what he's aiming for. I don't know how to do it so I need to know if I should research technique first.
>never knew anyone at my gym >guy my age compliments my tattoo one day >get to talking a couple of sentences before we move on with our workout routines >actually nod and smile whenever we see eachother >speak on another occasion, genuinely having fun >decide the next time I see him at the gym I'll suggest we do something for fun (no homo) >mfw covid hits >mfw gym is shut down during pandemic >mfw I will never see him again
I JUST WANTED A BEST FRIEND OR AT LEAST A GYM BRO
if true that's actually nice of him to remember that considering he probably went through a shitton more clients since he last saw you and would have been talking to them also
>sit next to dorky kid in computer science class 3 years ago >We talk about nerdy shit >Next session dude sits completely far away from where we sat >Then a few weeks later he stops coming to class altogether
>have a one night stand with a girl once >had sex, I started to feel dizzy >I threw up in her shower and I tried to clean it with a cloth >the cloth was her towel >leave in utter embarrassment as she sleeps >find out two weeks later we go to the same gym
I really want to go to a new gym but I need to push through this
>have a one night stand with a girl once >had sex, I started to feel dizzy >I threw up in her shower and I tried to clean it with a cloth >the cloth was her towel >leave in utter embarrassment as she sleeps >find out two weeks later we go to the same gym
I really want to go to a new gym but I need to push through this
Anon quick, your social anxiety is showing
damn i hate you redditors so much.
>be me
>visit mum
>tell her something awful happened on the way
>concern.jpg
>tell her i stopped at a coffee shop
>worst thing imaginable happened whilst there
>mum is freaking out "what on earth happened?!"
>tell her the barista asked if i wanted my usual
>tell her i can never go back
>she tells me i'm an idiot
This is the reason I cycle between 5 different grocery stores
>mfw I do this
>mfw the pharmacist at one still learned who I was eventually
>see guy all the time at the gym
>seems like a quiet guy, like me
>feel like we'd have similar interests
>been watching Jordan Peterson videos lately on how to socialize
>work up the courage over a few weeks to approach him and introduce myself, maybe make a new friend
>run over in my head a thousand times how the scenario will play out
>go up to him
>introduce myself
>never see him at the gym again after our interaction
Oh well. I suppose I'm destined to be friendless
Get bumble and turn on the friends search. What happened to your friends from school?
>Get bumble and turn on the friends search
Kek those are all gay guys looking for sex
>your friends from school
who?
>Jordan Peterson
i think you mean juden peterstein, a gatekeeper preventing people from getting to the root cause of the world's problems: the garden gnomes
inb4 "go back to 4chan"
go back to 4chan
Well done anon, just do it again and you'll find people you like
>join gym
>immediately regret it
>leave gym
>immediately regret it
I am actually retarded
>been going to the gym for just a few months
>huge guy I see there every time always gives me a nod of approval
>this morning he complimented my gains
Is he hitting on me? I'm not gay but I would probably suck his dick if he asked me to but I can't tell if that's what he's aiming for. I don't know how to do it so I need to know if I should research technique first.
i just tell people i'm autistic (which i am) and that i wish to be left alone
that usually makes them uncomfortable so they never bother me again
>he needs to tell them he is autistic
your power level is not strong enough, anon.
i wasn't diagnosed until my mid 20s so i guess it's pretty mild
>never knew anyone at my gym
>guy my age compliments my tattoo one day
>get to talking a couple of sentences before we move on with our workout routines
>actually nod and smile whenever we see eachother
>speak on another occasion, genuinely having fun
>decide the next time I see him at the gym I'll suggest we do something for fun (no homo)
>mfw covid hits
>mfw gym is shut down during pandemic
>mfw I will never see him again
I JUST WANTED A BEST FRIEND OR AT LEAST A GYM BRO
could you guys please just be normal from time to time?
normal people give normal results, return to reddit and scroll your slop homeboy
OP don't sweat it too much at worst you will just say hey or say nothing or just go at a different time, don't worry so much about this stuff
>1950s
>ring doorbell camera
WTF?
>hair cutting man asks how did i deal with that thing i told him last hair cutting session
time to find a new hair cutting man
if true that's actually nice of him to remember that considering he probably went through a shitton more clients since he last saw you and would have been talking to them also
>sit next to dorky kid in computer science class 3 years ago
>We talk about nerdy shit
>Next session dude sits completely far away from where we sat
>Then a few weeks later he stops coming to class altogether
Brutal....
>have a one night stand with a girl once
>had sex, I started to feel dizzy
>I threw up in her shower and I tried to clean it with a cloth
>the cloth was her towel
>leave in utter embarrassment as she sleeps
>find out two weeks later we go to the same gym
I really want to go to a new gym but I need to push through this
ask to have sex again and she'll be the one who finds a new gym. problem solved.
was there no water in the bathroom?? why havent you just used the shower to clean up the vomit wtf?
was also wondering this
reminds me of the greentext where the ISTizen puked and shit all over his asian dates bathroom. Anyone remember it?