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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My preworkout is a baked potato, ephedrine, and beta alanine pills. The frick do I need fat people juice for?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go to the gas station to get the caffeine thing and use it for a big ass thermos of jack and coke. Then i only need like 1 bowl or spliff.

      >iced coffee like 3 shots
      >fill big thermos with a lot of whisky
      >top off with coke energy shot
      >drink 1/3 to 1/2
      >refill all the way
      >pay
      >drink a lil sip and put more whisky in

      >take a shot or 2 before gym
      >herb vape 2 bowls with a lil pinch of cigarette and dip pouch in the parking lot

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Forgot creatine and a big ass meal, easy af to burn 1000+ cals lifting if on a cut. Probably how i gained muscle on a cut.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude you drink and lift? Alcohol is the worst thing possible for gains, but if it works for you...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >have four whiskeys playing xbox
        >smoke a joint even though I don’t really smoke much
        >get higher than I have been in years
        >frick I planned to do lift
        >frick it we ball
        >pull day absolutely blitzed
        Legitimately the best workout of my life. Insane MMC.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Welcome aboard, fren.
          I exclusively blaze gravity bongs before training. Add in your creatine, l-citrulline, and 50ml Manuka honey (optional) about an hour beforehand and you're gtg

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          pot gave me insane strength too when I did it, the only thing that ever came close was one particularly good day doing keto.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >starchcel needs pharmaceutical drugs to cope
      LMFAO

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        More like lungcel. The ephedrine is so I don't have an asthma attack during a session

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          asthma is more related to your gut than you might realize

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            least moronic peater

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              keep trusting your d*ctoid bud, enjoy symptom management for the rest of your life

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      im skinny and i drink these

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >quit soda and join the sparkling water master race
    >dem fricking lean gains yo

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    my husband slams 3 airhead sour belts in the parking lot of the gym before we workout

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine having a wife that browses IST

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >IST
        >wife

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I refuse to believe homosexuals exist in wild

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least buy a better brand of cola not owned by israelites.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It amazes me how energy drinks overtook sodas in the beverage market. Is it years and years of anti-sugar/HFCS propaganda, or purely marketing? Every single energy drink I've tasted is absolute SHIT in comparison to the taste of, idk, fricking pick some random soda.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont think people drink those for taste

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Purely marketing, and r&d according to the youth market and what sells. Give it time, there'll be THC energy drinks.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no matter how hard I try I can't quit the liquid israelite

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pre-workout
    I've had a cup of coffee and a banana for over a decade. Just go to the gym and lift bros, don't overthink everything

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My tommy hurst if i eat a banana before gym. My preworkout is just coffee, and i dont eat anything for 3 hours before gym

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Next time I bulk, once I am shredded, I will bring a 1.25 litre coke to gym. Apparently having a 1.25 litre in public is a signifier of lower socioeconomic status. I will make sure I am seen enjoying my coke during my workout.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't even need pre-workout if you have a good diet with quality ingredients.

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