Go to the gas station to get the caffeine thing and use it for a big ass thermos of jack and coke. Then i only need like 1 bowl or spliff.
>iced coffee like 3 shots >fill big thermos with a lot of whisky >top off with coke energy shot >drink 1/3 to 1/2 >refill all the way >pay >drink a lil sip and put more whisky in
>take a shot or 2 before gym >herb vape 2 bowls with a lil pinch of cigarette and dip pouch in the parking lot
>have four whiskeys playing xbox >smoke a joint even though I don’t really smoke much >get higher than I have been in years >frick I planned to do lift >frick it we ball >pull day absolutely blitzed
Legitimately the best workout of my life. Insane MMC.
Welcome aboard, fren.
I exclusively blaze gravity bongs before training. Add in your creatine, l-citrulline, and 50ml Manuka honey (optional) about an hour beforehand and you're gtg
It amazes me how energy drinks overtook sodas in the beverage market. Is it years and years of anti-sugar/HFCS propaganda, or purely marketing? Every single energy drink I've tasted is absolute SHIT in comparison to the taste of, idk, fricking pick some random soda.
Next time I bulk, once I am shredded, I will bring a 1.25 litre coke to gym. Apparently having a 1.25 litre in public is a signifier of lower socioeconomic status. I will make sure I am seen enjoying my coke during my workout.
My preworkout is a baked potato, ephedrine, and beta alanine pills. The frick do I need fat people juice for?
Go to the gas station to get the caffeine thing and use it for a big ass thermos of jack and coke. Then i only need like 1 bowl or spliff.
>iced coffee like 3 shots
>fill big thermos with a lot of whisky
>top off with coke energy shot
>drink 1/3 to 1/2
>refill all the way
>pay
>drink a lil sip and put more whisky in
>take a shot or 2 before gym
>herb vape 2 bowls with a lil pinch of cigarette and dip pouch in the parking lot
Forgot creatine and a big ass meal, easy af to burn 1000+ cals lifting if on a cut. Probably how i gained muscle on a cut.
Dude you drink and lift? Alcohol is the worst thing possible for gains, but if it works for you...
>have four whiskeys playing xbox
>smoke a joint even though I don’t really smoke much
>get higher than I have been in years
>frick I planned to do lift
>frick it we ball
>pull day absolutely blitzed
Legitimately the best workout of my life. Insane MMC.
Welcome aboard, fren.
I exclusively blaze gravity bongs before training. Add in your creatine, l-citrulline, and 50ml Manuka honey (optional) about an hour beforehand and you're gtg
pot gave me insane strength too when I did it, the only thing that ever came close was one particularly good day doing keto.
>starchcel needs pharmaceutical drugs to cope
LMFAO
More like lungcel. The ephedrine is so I don't have an asthma attack during a session
asthma is more related to your gut than you might realize
least moronic peater
keep trusting your d*ctoid bud, enjoy symptom management for the rest of your life
im skinny and i drink these
>quit soda and join the sparkling water master race
>dem fricking lean gains yo
my husband slams 3 airhead sour belts in the parking lot of the gym before we workout
Imagine having a wife that browses IST
>IST
>wife
I refuse to believe homosexuals exist in wild
At least buy a better brand of cola not owned by israelites.
It amazes me how energy drinks overtook sodas in the beverage market. Is it years and years of anti-sugar/HFCS propaganda, or purely marketing? Every single energy drink I've tasted is absolute SHIT in comparison to the taste of, idk, fricking pick some random soda.
I dont think people drink those for taste
Purely marketing, and r&d according to the youth market and what sells. Give it time, there'll be THC energy drinks.
>tfw no matter how hard I try I can't quit the liquid israelite
>pre-workout
I've had a cup of coffee and a banana for over a decade. Just go to the gym and lift bros, don't overthink everything
My tommy hurst if i eat a banana before gym. My preworkout is just coffee, and i dont eat anything for 3 hours before gym
Next time I bulk, once I am shredded, I will bring a 1.25 litre coke to gym. Apparently having a 1.25 litre in public is a signifier of lower socioeconomic status. I will make sure I am seen enjoying my coke during my workout.
don't even need pre-workout if you have a good diet with quality ingredients.