Ronaldo da vinci

What kind of routine do you recommend to acquire pic related kind of body?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    weigh 40 kilos

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >weigh 40 kilos
      It's funny because he's only like 5kg lighter than Cristiano Ronaldo

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't have sex and have your wife's ex boyfriend fuck your wife instead

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol didn’t she reject Messi when they were younger and then come back around when he got famous

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yep, thats the one.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ronaldo da vinci
    that's Pissi Cuckitini, famous chocker

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look at those forehead veins on the lady, damn

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    jesus my veins aren't even that big on my forehead

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    be born with hgh deficiency so doctors can pump you full of steroids legally since age 9

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pushups 5 days a week, pullups 3 days a week, walk 2 miles outdoors 5 days a week, sprints 2 days a week.

    Eat 3 meals a day, maximum 750 calories each, no snacks in between.

    That’s basically it, he’s lean but I’ve known plenty of people who look like this that don’t even exercise.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hgh since 8 years old
    >Guardiola's nandrolone
    >Dr Fuentes special
    wala, OP now has 7 Balon d'Ors and gets paid 1 million euro every week

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not Ronaldo bro, that's the other guy.

    Mpabbe.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean Lionelli Messi?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats not messi in the pic, thats clearly Haaland. The Lebron James of soccer.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    One set of childhood friend to wife.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      nagatoro?

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MY NAME IS PISSIVS KEKITTINUS MAXIMUS, CAPTAIN OF THE CHOKERS OF PARIS, COMMANDER OF THE ARGENTVN PECHOS, LOYAL SERVANT TO THE TRUE EMPEROR, OILVS SHEKELS. FATHER TO THREE RETARDED SONS, HUSBAND TO A BICICLETA OF A WIFE. AND I WILL HAVE MY CROSSBAR SHOT IN THIS LIFE OR THE NEXT.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >HUSBAND TO A BICICLETA OF A WIFE
      kek
      where do I recognize this from?

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Messi > maradona
    Vengan de a 10 manga de putos

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pissi «pecho frio» Cucktini Messhart

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Footballers are pathetic, I will never understamd why theyre paid so much money. Money laundering or something, gotta be.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Footballers are pathetic, I will never understamd why theyre paid so much money. Money laundering or something, gotta be.
      Sports is in the entertainment industry, everything’s scripted and the masses pay a shit ton for tickets and Merch among other things. If you had a star actor in your production house, wouldn’t you pay him a retainer to stay on board?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eurofags and beaners are cultic about their soccer players, it's like americans and football teams, or zoomers and gay ecelebs. Basically hero worship and idolatry

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      biggest and most populair sport in the world. Everybody in the world plays that sport. Why would they pay footballers for playing worlds biggest and most populair sport?

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    everybody is miring TSUUU in that picture. Only gaymar loosk jealous because TSUUU is sitting next to his boyfriend

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they could make a movie called brokeback football dressing room

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    w2c shorts

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