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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    recs for good air dryed, high protein ramen that's not $4 per block?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nongshim Black or Fortune Udon, I think. No packet.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Nongshim Black
        Certified butthole ripper.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yeah if you're a pussy

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its deepfried flour
    just chug down flour and oil if you think eating this shit is a good idea

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's flash freezed, not fried.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        then just chug down flour if you think eating this shit is a good idea

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't say it was a good idea. It's a struggle food. Mostly only piss poor people get it because of how cheap it is.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Pasta is way cheaper and more nutritious

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          NOOOOO NOT THE FLOURINO NOT THE BORKIN FORKIN WHITE THINGERINO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
          Go die Black person.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think they are technically fried, usually. Not that it matters

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this stuff tastes good if you get the higher end stuff. Still dirt cheap too. 6 bucks for a 5-pack, 500 calories each.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >higher end stuff
        Is there any better instant ramen than picrel? I feel like it completely mogs all other options.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I never buy any noodles with a red bag. It looks like it's stupid crazy hot that will burn my butthole within an hour.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This one isn't very spicy at all. I like it because you can chug it quickly without burning your mouth and shit it out without burning your butthole.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    beans and rice is better macros

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    idk why you guys can't just look at actual poor people and realize it's beans and rice

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >destroys your health

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >eating natural foods is le bad for you
      >now excuse me while I inject chemicals into my body and take some pharmaceutical drugs for muh gains.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        packs of noodles are natural food?
        It’s as natural and healthy as white bread

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    мiвaндeпaлкa
    БAЗA!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >i
      Frick off hohol

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=3fj5YIJmVVbrFCSB
    First recipe at 1:12 in this video is a healthier alternative that's just as cheap

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you guys going on about health? This is a FITNESS board, not a health board.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Health is a part of fitness you fricking moron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The science says fitness is no longer about health. It's only about lifting heavy rock. The science is settled

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sure bro

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I eat bricks sometimes

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you're gonna make asian noodles, don't eat ramen. Cut some bellpepper and leek, prepare some onions and garlic in oil, boil the mie noodles, put it all together and add a sauce that contains oil, lemon juice and spices. Then eat it with onions sauce.
    But only eat it 2-3 days after your last visit at the gym, because the meal contains no protein.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=1LHm9JvDtdCwvVn-

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Vite ramen
    >High protein ramen noodles
    >Oh shit that sounds perfect
    >100 ramen packs is $637.50
    Welp

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Saves your wallet

    Dude, they're (wheat) noodles, and they are like $15 a kg, that's not cheap at all.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >actually saves your bulk and wallet

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Whole
      Maybe for a dirty bulk

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        just lift hard and do cardio, it's 2400 calories and 128g of protein in liquid form in addition to real food
        it's basically steroids

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >2400 calories and 128g of protein
          That’s abysmal

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >calories and protein are bad on a bulk
            let me guess, you believe in "maingaining" and lean bulking, right?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >let me guess, you believe in "maingaining" and lean bulking, right?
              No

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                okay, post body

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Big breasts, small pecker.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Post pecker

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It has too much fat and too little protein basically
              with 2400 calories you should be doing at least 200g protein 200g carbs and the remaining fat

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                articulate why fat is relevant in any capacity besides "because other people say so"
                the point of bulking is to put on weight
                protein builds muscle
                calories build weight
                milk has both and is easy to consume alongside real food

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >too much fat
                Fat is good for you

                Fat is good up to a certain point which helps with hormones. Beyond that point it is useless.
                The more carbs you eat the stronger/more muscle you build.
                >calories build weight
                sure but you dont just want weight you want to be at the best version of yourself fitness wise and that is achieved via high carbs, look at any world class athlete/lifter diet. if high fat was good they would all be on keto

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >too much fat
                Fat is good for you

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >bulk
    this shit is saving my cut. Its only 230~ calories. Add a chicken breast and some veggies and its a good post workout dinner

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone else just eat these buggers as is cause can't be asked to cook them?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you're gonna do that just switch to dried seaweed. You get the crunchiness but it's a lot more tasty

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ramen is comfy
    but for bulk is plain slop
    I put peanut butter in my spicy noodles(drain the water, powder packet after) and an egg i guess if you're on a frugal budget

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These shits unintentionally made me realise how good excess salt and pepper can be for you. Whenever I feel drained or overworked I put the stove on and season this shit like a motherfricker and eat it, it feels like an instant powerup, cheat code levels of energy. Only explanation I can think of is the salt, probably helps circulation or some shit because it makes me feel amazing. If you ever have a tight chest, you're pale, your veins are folded and your blood is constricted, just eat a shitton of salt. Insant circulation and breathing boost. Creates a shitton of cum too, you will cum buckets even in your 5th cumshot of the day

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