Seriously how am I supposed to walk around like this when I have to tuck in my shirt? Nobody told me squats would do this. IST has ruined me
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Seriously how am I supposed to walk around like this when I have to tuck in my shirt? Nobody told me squats would do this. IST has ruined me
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Your jeans are too tight and they are hugging you like a woman. No idea how people just wear these always and never bother to do anything, feels like shit and also looks homo. FWIW I have a 33” waist, 27” legs and around 45” hips. I seriously recommend buying some bigger jeans (100% cotton) and taking them to a tailor for adjustments if you have big legs, unless you have a big waist. I leave around 3” at the minimum of clearance at widest thigh and hip measurements so that they fall straighter with some structure (thanks cotton) rather than clinging to my thighs or hips.
shut the frick up gay
it's good to flaunt your ass women like it
bumder projection
Problem is he’s wearing his jeans at the waist like an 80s homosexual. If he wore them at the hip he wouldn’t have the ass problem.
And who the hell tucks shirts into their jeans?
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That’s unironically back in style now. And you know what, I’m for it.
>And who the hell tucks shirts into their jeans?
Nonfat people lmao, boomers brought this out of style when they couldn't fit their shirt over their belly anymore
>lowrise jeans
Are you a scene kid from 2002?
they only make blue jeans for people with chicken legs.
Aren't jeans supposed to sit relatively tight?
hes posing like a gay
i mean op is posing like a gay*
>measures his body
>calls you the woman
You have to be American or poor to be this insecure about making clothing fit well
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Nobody notices it when your torso is as proportionally big. You would notice if someone's head was 12 % bigger, but you wouldn't notice if the whole of him was 12% larger.
women like ass on a man dumb frick
THIS. Chest and ass.
>Chest
you meant shoulders and wide back
the girl i’m with right now is jealous of my booty and chest. so this
This, seek help op you clearly have body dismorphia.
Best post really.
>about to barbell row
>kinda hot/kinda thotty girl gets on machine right behind me
>can see in mirror she looks at my ass as I bend over
Its mad how my ass looks when i do Tricep extension with the rope or barbell rows. Women are seething. Might turn into a homosexual
Women like subtelty, yes they like a nice ass but they don't want you to flaunt it, but show it indirectly. Also women that list ass as the most sexy part of a man are prostitutes in the bed, since they know what ass muscles implies.
im assuming... better fuarking?
cringe
>fuarking
gay
No - that you are a bottom who likes to be pegged.
Enjoy your anal destruction.
Yes. Don't listen to these nerds anon
Strong ass = Strong thrusting
This right here. You want your girl to fear your primal thrust.
It implies that he’s down for pegging
Shut up Hank Hill
>turn yourself into a troony because women like it
Absolute state of ISTcels
it's the cold hard truth, most women love big asses on men, they love androgynous femish faces on men
Rubbish - they like masculinity above all in all its forms. That doesn't mean extremes are good, that the more masculine the more attractive, there's a limit to everything.
They do however like glute muscles just like they do any other large muscles like shoulders and biceps and calves. OP has more of a feminine type of big rounded ass, means his hips are kind of wide and more feminine hormones with fat in his ass, that's not good on a male.
not really, they tend to like some masc mixed in with femininity, it makes them feel safe
but if you are too fem you're just gonna make em jealous
I love a big ass on a man but definitely not an androgynous face. I'm not trying to frick another woman gay
I think "masculine beauty" is a better term
unless you're a biological woman your opinion is worthless to me
plenty of women dig my neotenous and fem features in combination with the masc ones. It's not just the young ones either, plenty of cougars wanna get their mom+son thing going on with me too ig
>unless you're a biological woman your opinion is worthless to me
I never asked about your opinion homosexual, go back to your mommy
no I will go back to my daddy because I hate women so much it's unreal
>having a big butt makes you a troony
Ngmj
>big joocy ass = troony
god the fricking moronation on this board.
Get a pair of non skinny jeans and enjoy not having an ass like Hank Hill
How do women like man ass? What the frick is the point of that? They’re the one’s who’s butts are in view when fricking, not the other way around.
>he dosent let his gf peg his big manly ass while she chokes you
Your the one missing out buddy, not me!!
Primates love booty.
>How do women like man ass? What the frick is the point of that?
have you honestly never had a woman reach around and grab your ass while you were in her pussy or in her mouth?
also, do you think women *don't* like to see a nice firm ass when you're in your underwear?
pseudo-biological indicators.
strong ass on a man = strong pelvic floor = better seminal ejaculation = more likely to successfully reproduce = unconscious finds it appealing.
Eh, I think it's just the key to a well-balanced and proportional physique. Good glutes make an already good body look 10x better, like a garnish on a dish or a cherry on top of a sundae. They just bring everything together.
>Eh, I think it's just the key to a well-balanced and proportional physique.
right, but proportionality leans on laws of nature which can be interpreted through mathematics to extrapolate a pattern and thus we can find a feasible explanation for a said phenomena.
>see pic related
marquardt's mask is a fine example of this. the golden proportion can be found all over the human body, especially the most desirable ones.
Yup.
Glutes are literally among the top 5 most attractive muscles to women anon.
Congrats.
Damn, you walk around with that thing teasing men all day? Fricking bawd, I bet you like when people stare and hope someone will grope you.
It’s got me feeling a bit different ngl
Unironically my ideal body. How do I bootymax like this?
this is just a skinnyfat male posing with his ass out, so, very easily?
>skinnyfat
I don’t think so
that looks nothing like the cartoon
I wish women would grope my ass
Thats sexual assault bro that's not ok
Almost all women like a big joocy boy, its not for any specific or rational reason, it just activates your neurons. Also OP looks subtle enough, you have to flaunt it but not as much as gay guys do it
Often I like to put my hands in a guys back pocket when we're walking together, its more subtle I feel. But ya it's fun returning the favour since its girls getting smacked most of the time
pls post mor
Stop wearing women's high waste jeans.
They’re literally just ordinary men’s jeans
hand-crafted for HWD
absolute daddy, change nothing
you might attract a woman that wants to peg you which is a good thing
>training glutes makes them bigger
whaaaatt?? who could have thought that
also nice ass would frick
>t.gay
women do like a man with a booty, so that's a positive. but because they are women and don't understand hypocrisy, they WILL harass you about it, openly and without any hesitation.
this is just what comes with having strong legs. gap has "athletic jeans" which are probably intended for fat people, but they're roomier around the thighs so they're not as tight.
all in all, don't stop squatting bro. nobody seems to talk about this but i'm sure you already know that they make you so fricking good at sex
My wife always complain that I’ve ruined nude scenes in TV shows for her. Now she can’t stand actors asses because they are so flat.
If you've got it, flaunt it.
Make women jelly where you can... it's wholesome fun.
They can in some ways be attracted to things they wish they had - big ass, long eyelashes, giraffe neck (but you need to grow it thick as a dude)
We told you squats are for women and gays you should have listened
Looking great, unironically no homo.
Looking joocy buddy, your boyfriend must be a lucky fella
If your goal is to be unnoticeable and blend into society, you should not be lifting weights. Simple as.
fricking bawd
I was thinking about buying these old school shorts and using them on my leg days, as i roll up my shorts when squatting anyway? how gay am I?
just wear a crop top, be super hairy, and say you're into the 70s
Those are dope anon
You could not be gayer by sucking a thousand wieners
I think sucking two thousand wieners would be gayer than sucking just a thousand wieners.
1 wiener is all it takes to be a major homosexual, homosexual.
Tried these going commando. Nuts popped out while squatting.
6/10 do recommend
post pics for proof
>Tried these going commando. Nuts popped out while squatting.
Well now I need to see
You literally have women's jeans on homosexual lmao
I think it's a problem with the jeans. Your ass looks like a woman's. Get different jeans where you can do the belt lower down. Your glutes will still protude out (not much you can do about that if you lift) but at least they'll look like male glutes and it looks aesthetic rather than gay.
would smash ngl and im straight no homo
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I am size 30w but I have to wear size 32w or 34w because otherwise my ass is too noticeable
Cute butt but your legs need some work anon
it's a pretty old pic, my waist got a bit slimmer and legs/thighs a bit thicker
Top key. That's a women
Wouldn't it be crazy doing another dic with you bending over, haha
that would be weird haha
hecka weird. I threw away all my size 30's and doing it with size 32's looks gross
I do own a pair of woman jeans, but that's super gay
I want to roughly pound your behind and then fall asleep with you in my arms while I’m stil inside you
would
Brutally mogged by OP, its not normally
OP is probably taller than me and has thicker manlier legs so yes, so yeah I'm brutally mogged
How do I make my ass less feminine? All I do is low volume squats and deadlifts.
If you don't stand with one leg in front of the other like a fashion model and don't pull your T-shirt forward it would look fine haha.
It looks fine you should worry about those arms
You don't. Women will get instant wet if you have a womans ass. Be grateful dude
Wait… seriously… all I have to do to get a gf is to ass mog her?
What's your discord tag?
Lead with your dick - thrust it forward a bit in your stance, and get that chest up puffed up w/ shoulders back - think a macho posture.
Why do you wan[t to be built like hank hill
stop flattering yourself you act like youre walking around with a fricking dumptruck
where does on even find jeans that fit this well. mine always hang so low and the pockets arent on the asscheeks where they belong
I think they’re old navy jeans, pls no bully
AE Slim Fit my homie
the pants are squeezing it in, we need to see the full extent of the damage before we give you good advice.
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what kind of squats do i do to get an ass like this bros?
you gotta eat the oats bro
seems like a good ass, just a bad pose, and a bad angle
Did ryan ghostling actually wear that shirt?
i lost
adorable ass
Lifts for this feel bros? I went from wearing 32x34 to 38x34
For me it’s the box squat
SEXO
I'm not hard
How many months of leg training is that?
15 months of squatting heavy. My squat PR is 340lbs for 2. Unpumped my ass is 45.5 inches
Post more. Would lick.
This pleases Rippetoe.
We’re coming full circle my guy. Ss + GOMAD is how you get chicks.
You look great.
you look good op dw about it
This thread is just a gay man's voyeurism into making you look at his ass. You're all gays
Nice ass
quit crying women like it
almost hank hill tier
You mean not overweight?
asslet cope
>pasty white skin
>hairy ginger arms
>no ass
>messy room
It’s over
clean your room
Women like guys with a muscular ass because it means he can frick hard. They don't understand why it's subconscious for them, but that's the reason. Every girl compliments and smacks my ass.
This guy knows what's up, also in my experience they tend to pinch it more like as to test out if its fat or muscle.
Wear dress pants, you homosexual.
I'm ex fat and my ass is lacking. How much do I need to squat for something like OP?
Next session will be 95kg. I do zercher squats btw
Please be London
>lust providing image
>time well spent question
>Be me
>Have crush on girl with fat ass that I would slap around
>She didn't like it
>Be sad
>Go to the gym
>Make my squat explode
>Get noobie gain on my ass
>See her again
>She gropes my ass
Feels good mane
Already loved squat but now I'm gonna hit it even harder
homie you better be joking if you think having an ass is a bad thing
I'm right on the edge of being shredded, but enough to have some mass on me, I also have pretty big legs and ass and guess what, I've been with plenty of women and they fricking compliment my ass/thighs the most, then it's arms/back/shoulders, etc.. No women gave a frick about my abs ever, but every time I put on pants and tuck in my shirt, all women that I've been with were slapping my ass and ssquishing it as if I were a male doing that to female
they fricking love it, it's the same as men seeing an ass on female
I have been doing squats 3x a week for the last two years I'm past wearing jeans only oversized cargo for me
I wear compression shorts at home when I work out and I've caught my gf taking ninja pics of me twice. Women were a mistake
Double cheeked up on a thursday afternoon. Hella ass. The sun is still out my homie.
Dude. Can I get a video, I don't know how to do squats.
Maybe stop wearing women's jeans
ID on jeans, anon?
I’ll let you know if this is still up when I get home from the gym
They are old navy boot cut built-in flex
bump I need to know what jeans OP is wearing.
I really want to start posting pictures of roman statues with big squatter asses but I can't be bothered and I'm late to the gym anyway.
Please do it, I always need more inspo.
this guy is LITERALLY me
You should post in /cbt/ if true.
You can fix it by being my himbo husband. (I'm a 5'6 twunk)
lmao this thread, it's also full of homos
I'm not gay because I'm the top.
Being a top is gayer
Welcome to IST
Sex with male butts
I want a nice ass like that
I want to entice women to peg me
How small is your dick? I would suffer so much wearing pants that tight
mirin
>how do i not wear skin tight pants? (just don't)
>162 replies
this board is fricked, man
>just wear baggy pants bro
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Nice ass OP
180 posts for a 6/10 ass, jesus IST
Imagine being unhappy with having a nice ass. Women love a nice ass. I've got naturally broad shoulders and a nice ass from squatting. Drives the wife insane and I always catch her checking me out. She loves grabbing it and pulling me in deep when I nut.
Ah yes, the daily thread where closeted homosexuals squeal about women liking man ass
Chad.
Girls like a fit arse
Squat on my face anon
Yes! I found it. The nightly gay lust thread.
What jeans are best the maximize your ass?
Damn b***h you shit with that ass?
I bet you clap when you run.
Fricking love a white hoe with a negress ass.
Imagine the fricking smell ooooooooooooooh
Damn homie what you doing out here with all this ass? Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon, hella ass, the sun is still out my homie.
your ass looks cute anon :3