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*Shadow boxes between sets*
*dry scoops pre*
based zoomer chad doing what millennials are too scared to do in public
*Records tiktoks making kissy faces between sets*
*looks dead eyed when his 8/10 bodied, 5/10 face gf interrupts his set*
>8/10 bodied, 5/10 face gf
So based....I miss her bros
Lifts in packs of 5 spending half an hour per lift. 10 minutes of which is for flexing between sets.
Broccoli boi gon learn today
I took the virginity of a girl who dated a broccoli head but thought he was too immature because he hit her for not having sex with him
I'm 32 and she was 19
I'm a virgin 24yo but the retarded stories I hear about zoomers
there's a girl in my neighborhood who literally had to beg her friend to fuck her cause she's so autistic and he had to smoke weed to do it
how bad does she looks, or is she overweight? because that sounds almost fake to me
Not that anon, but I experienced this as a millennial. Women are more insecure than ever.
And that's a good thing.
How did you meet the girl?
they are always in packs and talking
>they're always hanging out with bros and talking to each other
Wow could you imagine
Based zoomers having a social network to watch for each others back and help pick up girls
Which wouldn't be an issue at all if they weren't doing it while crowded around one of the few benches or squat racks (that they are using incorrectly anyways) or really anywhere around the gym.
I don't get gym socalites. Unless you're paying 500 a month to go to a rich white people gym, the place is for lifting, not networking.
>get back slapped by gymbro
>yell like kyriakos grizzly
>have half a dozen zoomers hype you up
>fail a 1pl8 bench PR
There's a big pack of them that always show up to my gym around 9pm and take up half of the gym just talking to each other. Like only 2 or 3 of them are even lifting at a time, the rest just huddle around and take up every bench in the building in a social circle doing curls with 15 pound dumbbells. It's fucking bizarre. My gym is small so this group of like maybe 10 dudes will just camp out in the free weight section and make it unusable. They've been going for at least as long as I have but don't seem to make any gains. I think in about 6 months a few have graduated from 15 to 25 pound dumbbells? Not sure though. I leave when they get there.
All the zoomers are always wearing socks in my gym. Do zoomers not have sports shoes?
>skinny fat arab version of pic related arrives at gym
>runs a couple of laps inside while shadow boxing
>takes shirt off
>do biceps curls with the shittiest form ever
>more shadow boxing
At least he put the dumbbells back.
fat arab version of pic related arrives at gym
whiteboys fake that hairstyle, curly hair is common in middle east so thats normal
>*avoids eye contact and self-loathes between sets*
Everything in this thread is true, but I have a pretty good memory and I (29 years old) remember everyone being just as embarrassingly stupid when we were kids. The difference with us was that there was not a lot of good info for fitness available at the time, so everyone was doing shit wrong.
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