Shaker bottles

Why is it so hard to find a decent shaker holy shit

The left one lasted me about 3 months before the plastic see-through part on the side started leaking and flooding my bag (i looked like i pissed myself, didn't care still lifted)
The right one was basically already leaking from the screw-cap on day 1 but after 1 month it became unbearable so now I need a new one

Both of these are stainless steel btw and cost around 20 bucks
Please recommend me a shaker bottle that's not FUCKING LEAKING INTO MY BAG FUCK

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just use an old Stanley or Thermos, stainless steel preferred. Toss in a mixing ball in there. And you could also just think for yourself, instead of relying on consoomer recommendations.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i tried thinking for myself and ended up with 2 leaking shakers

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This thing changed my life. I used to use a blender for all protein shakes, but was getting annoying have to deal with cleaning the thing and the bottle I was using. Worst part it didnt even fucking mix it very well, always found clumps. Then I found this thing, and it actually fucking works, no stupid ball thing that you have to clean and tgat hits the inside of the bottle pottentially releasing small particlss of plastic/metal into your drink. Nah, this shit has changed my life. Pour your shit, shake for like 40 seconds and done. Pour water + soap + shake, and its cleaned.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      damn i just found out about this one and it's getting real good reviews
      i actually don't care for the shaking tech it has (it's cool though) but the fact that it doesn't seem to leak is very enticing
      sucks that i have to import it to EU

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Had it about 3 months now and used it every day. No leaks so far, shakes good, and best part of all no gay little ball thing in your drink. Imagine having little balls in your cup. Couldn't be me

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >This thing changed my life.
      It's just a shaker bro

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm happy with my Nalgene bottles. Not sure if they are the best.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I just use mason jars. I've never had issues with them leaking.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why do you gays need "shaker bottles" so bad. they're just a fad. you can put all the shit you need in a cup and stir it and drink it.
    >NO IT NEEDS LE SHAKINGGGGG
    no it doesn't just drink it and if there is more shit at the bottom blast it with water or milk or whatever you use and then drink that

    fucking consoooooomers

    just admit you want a shiny little trinket for exercising because your'ea fuckin monkey. admit it. you just want shiny treasure

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      are you retarded
      people use these for pre or eaa so they can drink it right before or during the workout
      anyone that has been working out for longer has some kind of reusable bottle, i guess it doesn't need to be a "shaker" but you get the idea

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        yeah drink the fuckin cup full of shit at home and then work out oh my god dude!

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >drink full cup at home
          >go to gym (30mins)
          >start working out
          >get thirsty
          have you ever worked out in your life

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You are fucking INCAPABLE OF admitting you just want a special toy. ANY dollar store or BPA free bottle will suffice if you give a fuck about that You do not need a FUCKING SPECIAL BOTTLE for your whey protein and shit. IT DOESN'T NEED TO EXIST. "i'm thirsty so i drink whey protein and uh creatine and blah blah blah mid work out" ARE YOU RETARDED? DRINK WATER WHEN YOU'RE THIRSTY. DRINK PROTEIN BEFORE YOU FUCKING WORKOUT DUMB SHIT

            IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO ADMIT

            >you need a bottle
            >DONT BUY A BOTTLE
            which is it

            i forgot you stupid useless gays to go "the gym" and don't have your own gym probably because you're too busy wasting money on 20 dollar "shaker bottle" toys instead of a $4 plastic bottle from fuckin wal mart

            YOU DO NOT NEED A "SHAKERRRR BOTTLEEEE" FOR YOUR FUCKING WHEY YOU JUST WANT A TOY AND IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO ADMIT IT. ADMIT IT gay. YOU WANT A SPECIAL BOTTLE FOR NO REASON

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              moron if your walmart bottle doesn't leak that's exactly what i'm looking for
              except i tried and those cheap ones leak after a short while

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Then get a water bottle moron

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i knew you could NOT just admit that you like your little toy. YOU CAN'T ADMIT IT. JUST FUCKIN ADMIT IT. YOU NEED A LITTLE SPECIAL CUP FOR NO REASON

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ANY FUCKIN BOTTLE WITH A CAP ON IT IS FINE. YOU DO NOT NEED A 20 DOLLAR SHAKER BOTTLE FOR ANY REASON AT ALL. THERE IS NO REASON TO SPEND 15 MORE DOLLARS FOR SOME THING WITH A HELIX DEIGN FOR MAXIMUM SHAKING!

    JUST FUCKIN DRINK IT ASSHOLE

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >you need a bottle
      >DONT BUY A BOTTLE
      which is it

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I use an old pickle jar, works fine. Maybe not ideal if you want to carry it around.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve used a stainless steel Blender Bottle for years, never had any issues with it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i just ordered this one
      if it leaks i'm coming for you

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        dont order the one with the silicon cap unless you like to smell mildew

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          i got this one, am i fucked

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Nah that one should be fine. This is the one I'm talking about. That little shit inside the cap is hollow for some dumbfuck reason and eventually moisture gets in with no way to clean it out.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              crap i just ordered that one

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Have the same one and work manual labour. It's been through some shit, doesn't leak yet. I've had mine about 5 months. Protein, caffeine, electrolytes, I've mixed all kinds of shit in it too, no issues.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          you mean the Strada? I heard a lot of people raving about that one & was considering it myself too

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/OQDVTbH.jpg

        i got this one, am i fucked

        that’s similar to the one I’ve had for years, though mine has no color and different cap (has a twist off cap on the top). As long as you wash it and don’t let it sit, you’ll be fine. I have two that I switch off and they’ve never leaked or smelled.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I bought the cheapest bottle at the store and have used it for years with absolutely no problem. I swear most of you consooooomers are absolutely retarded.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I've probably used at least 20 types of shakers over the years and picrel is the best, hands down

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >glass cup
    >spoon for mixing
    home gym master race wins again

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks doc, but everyone knows that a fork is the better stirrer to avoid clumps

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        no cap g
        lmfao
        hehehe

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        no kap, g? ill try it fr

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      are you all mentally retarded? i just use the cheap plastic shaker i usually get for free when ordering a few tubs of protein. then i throw it away after a few months when i get a new one. never had any issues. do you not know how to close the fucking lid?

      thanks doc

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck protein shakers. Get an actual cocktail shaker, it works far better. Just the basic two steel cups.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i really want to see all these anons in the gym, running around with coffee cups, mason jars, plastic bottles and cocktail shakers
    somehow we never go at the same hours

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They don't go to planet fitness, they go to planet rusty bars and tetnis powershitter alley, sorry

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hail to the King.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I've had a shakesphere for almost 2 years now. Only bottle I've ever owned, no leaks.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    My problem is the one I use has a 70% chance to have powder get caked up at the mouth piece even with vigorous, violent shaking.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just buy a blender bottle and not some chinesium dogshit

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I use an immersion blender works like a charm

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I use the cheap shit you get free with supps. When it goes to shit I use another brand new one I have stored

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The lid on my shaker bottle broke this morning. I shouldn't have been talking shit...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Any of you motherfuckers ever tried one of those milk frothers for use at home? I heard someone mention it works way better than shakers, obviously not ideal for on the go but hey (probably even then it could work if you use one using batteries instead)

      which one did you have

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Some cheap plastic shaker that I got for free when I bought a bunch of protein powder. The lid broke so I just stirred the powder with a spoon.

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