Shorts

I need new athletic shorts, what do y’all like?

Im preferably looking for something that wouldn’t look weird outside the gym, like those 3 inch inseam ones

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf is up with his leg?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dark body hair, pale skin

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His dad fucked a toaster

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I cant find any of those that look good on me, I feel like my junk will pop out if I wear them. I usually get basket ball shorts, then just roll them up at the waist when I workout.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i like the under armor ones with the stretchy waistband on the outside. i forget the name but theyre also partly mesh (not huge mesh just a little) and theyre very breathable and nice for the summer

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just go to any sports store and buy the first ones you see, who gives a fuck

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ends up buying a pair of these

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        those are good,

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          literally good

          You guys probably wear snap back monster caps too

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Reminds me of my teen years, got a related story
        >be me, teen, late 2000s, early 2010s
        >start going to mma gym, as was the style at the time
        >actual fight guys always laughing at the dudes who come in with the sparkly Tapout shirts
        >owner was an actual mma fighter, was banned from UFC because Dana White hated him, not sure why, wasn't public or anything, he just got a letter saying he violated their terms and didn't specify
        >he was a really chill guy too, never started shit, but always finished it
        >back to the point, gets sponsored by a start up brand called "Bad Boy"
        >everyone laughing their asses off
        >contract gets canceled because he refused to wear shorts
        >ask why
        >"I wasn't about to wear shorts that say 'Bad Boys across my ass cheeks"
        >laughter erupts across gym
        >young kid gets embarrassed, walks out while holding his tee down over his shorts
        >they said 'Tapout' across the ass
        >leaves gym, more laughter

        I feel bad for the kid, but why does mma sponsored gear look so fucking dumb?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shogun was sponsored by bad boy. That guy sounds like a gay giving up a potentially lucrative sponsorship because he’s insecure

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You can be secure and have the pride not to wear shorts that say “bad boy” on the ass cheeks

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He didn't need the money, his gym let him live comfortably, he just has a spine, unlike you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        literally good

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good choice. Shorts above the knee are a sign of a homosexual. Generally I assume that the shorter your shorts, the more willing you are to get ass fucked by a fag.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he says, posting a gif of a man wearing shorts well above the knee
          sasuga

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fag

            >t.

            >t. fag

            Bro chicks do not like shorts below the knee. It’s not 2008 anymore

            Fag

            Grow some fucking legs you’re proud to show off

            Fag

            I will not fall for your tricks and signal to the fags at my gym that I'm available by wearing short shorts. My shorts will always hang proudly below my knees, because I am a straight God fearing man.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >t.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bro chicks do not like shorts below the knee. It’s not 2008 anymore

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Grow some fucking legs you’re proud to show off

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          As a bisexual man I agree, if I see you wearing short shorts I will aggressively pursue your asshole. Don't open the door to this if it's gonna make you uncomfortable if you dress like a gay people will think you are one.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      grownups who like to have sex and look good take a little bit of care with how they dress, when you graduate high school, you'll realize this sweaty

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >”I’m so manly I dress like shit and proud of it!”

      Why would you even bother getting in shape if you are just gonna dress like shit?
      You’re either a cargo shorts wearing baby boomer or the child of a cargo shorts wearing baby boomer and somehow managed to look up to your dad that dressed like utter shit

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just got some Nike dri-fit stride. They're pretty nice. I went for the 7" inseam, but cos I'm tall they fell really short, but they're about mid-thigh. I like how my legs look in them though. They also do a 5" inseam of you're a manlet

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How about something practical and comfortable like picrel?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ranger panties/silkies. This is me and the boys on our way to lift

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a fag parade.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its not my fault you're turned on by dudes in short shorts

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe if you watch a lot of gay military porn

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why do so many of them have their entire bodies shaved? and long hair and beards? looks like either frat boys or a gay pride parade.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is this? Only like 3 people in here look like actually serve in literally any branch of the military.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If youre white or asian, you need to rick rugby style shorts. Cotton or poly-cotton blend fabric, 5 inch or shorter inseam. Pockets. If you dont have quads, better get some, bitch.

    If youre black, go ahead and wear your gayy shiny satin skirt that dangles past your knees and covers up your high calf insertions.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's something so liberating about wearing shorts with 3 inch seams. If the thots can do it why not me?

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