Should I use soap and water to wipe my ass or just water?

Should I use soap and water to wipe my ass or just water?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    w-water? what? Do you sit in the toilet when you're done?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I use shampoo in the shower. First I rinse, then I get really in there with my hand and shampoo, then I rinse again.

      No after I take a shit, I like to fold up a piece of toilet paper and put it under some water than add a dab of soap onto it and wipe off my ass. However, my asshole gets dry. Should I just stop using the soap and just rely on water or keep using the soap?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you got shit anywhere else on your body, what would you do?

        use soap?

        Just get one of these you mongs
        Best of both worlds, it’s quick but you get clean (no soap but at least it’s better than just paper)

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Am retarded

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I use these
            Plus liquid soap
            For a clean booty

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anyone who doesn't use these or at least some form of water is subhuman.
            /thread

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              You’re a homo I’m shitting right now and I’m going to use just toilet paper and live to tell the tale

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                fucking nancy, i shit once a day when i go for a run in my local forest and use a leaf and some spit like a real cowboy

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know this is a joke, but it's just a reminder that the majority of the population walk around with dirty assholes. Bleak.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                eh, big deal

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s an asshole it isn’t meant to be and never will be fucking sterile clean you homo

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/Z5Mjsf4.jpg

          Am retarded

          I would like a definitive answer for the question asked that is based on a situational variable. What happens if you go to a bathroom that doesn't have a sprayer or bidet? What about in the middle of the woods?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Probably better to use just water then, seems like your method is insufficient to get properly rid of the soap
            I hope that you wipe dry first and only then use water, right?
            Also, consider carrying wet wipes (but don’t throw them in the toilet, use the bin)

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              First I dry wipe, then I use the soap and water, then I just use water, then dry again.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Take a shower after you shit you dirty bugger

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not OP but this is what I do, the problem arises when I'm at the office and have to walk around with a shit covered asshole until I get a and can shower

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You should stop being a fucking sperg everyone shits and having some shit left on your ass after wiping is normal and natural you’re ironically doing more harm to your body and anus with your autistic self hate bullshit than by not wiping properly or well enough. What happened to people like you growing up? Did someone make fun of you for shitting? Lord help you if something catastrophic happens and it’s back to leaves or your hand to wipe your shithole. Get a grip and learn to love yourself and others feces and all

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. scat fetishist

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not hardly. Just a normal well adjusted person who isn’t afraid of their own shit

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              projecting hard, when did you start eating shit, anon?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                When your mom told me she was into that shit

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                you sound like Chris Watts, i bet you have a smelly poop dick

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          But what if OP is one of the blacks that gets a rimjob? Wouldn't want those women to be licking shit would we?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. dude who wonders why no one likes being around him
          Hint: you smell like shit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon no.

        Soup is made for hands and anus is way sensitive for that just water would be fine, also don't listen to that idiot and clean your ass, shit is full of parasites.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What about spit?

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I use shampoo in the shower. First I rinse, then I get really in there with my hand and shampoo, then I rinse again.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      shampoo is bad for your skin

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you got shit anywhere else on your body, what would you do?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      use soap?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your anus is not the same as the rest of your body. You need to use soap for your face on it because it's more sensitive than your arms or back

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk butt does anyone else shave their ass?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do my boyfriend loves it and I love the extra attention

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >butt

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You'd be better off doing a DE cleanse and removing parasites from your guts that cause you to have issues around the time, frequency and consistency of your stool.

    One shit a day is best, and if you train yourself, do it just before a shower in the morning. Then you've solved all of your lame problems.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course you should use wet wipes or soap and water to wash your asshole after shitting. I'm a European American and that is the only thing that bothers me in this glorious country, that Amerishits literally wipe their ass by spreading the shit around and then pull their pants up. IT IS FUCKING DISGUSTING YOU JUST SHITTED YOU SHOULD WASH YOUR ASSHOLE WITH A WET WIPE YOU FAT MCDONALDS FUCK

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am from Europe and we do nothing like that here.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >
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      toilet paper

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is only one correct way. You wake up in the morning, you go to the toilet, you take a shit, and then you hop in the shower and wash before you start your day. Anyone who does anything else, or who shits more than once a day needs to get their life together.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So many gays ITT
    Make sure to clean your asshole for your boyfriend anons!

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just have a toilet slave give you a rim job... They exist and they love nothing more than tounging a hot dirty asshole to cleanliness.

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