>So Anon, since you're so big into fitness, why don't you show me those six pack abs of yours?

>So Anon, since you're so big into fitness, why don't you show me those six pack abs of yours? You do have a six pack right?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this bitch looks like she is fat. also this sentence is not something you say to someone else in real life, ever.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that is exactly the type of thing a mean fat girl would say.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that is exactly the type of thing a mean fat girl would say.

      She actually is a fat goblina. Look her up.

      Jenn Melon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        MADE FOR 8IN HALF POLISH COCK

        She also looks like she has some decent bush going on though. You know the type bros.

        based bushbro

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >be me at nye party
      >getting some drinks in and start to become a normal person
      >talking to new people and they seemed receptive and cool with me
      >go outside for some fresh air and look at some fireworks
      >this 10/10 friend of a friend joins me
      >we talk about nonsense and at one point she grabs my wrist
      >”wow look at all those veins on your arm, that’s so cool”
      >tell her i’ve been trying to lose weight and whatnot and that i prefer being lean
      >”so you got abs too then or does it not work like that?”
      >lift up my shirt a little to show that adonis belt thing but not the rest
      >she puts her hands over her mouth and then says that’s crazy
      >later that night i’m talking with the 10/10 and a friend of her comes, she starts telling her how ripped i am lol
      >her friend later approached me by sitting on my lap, made out with her later that night
      >10/10 tells me that i should ask for her contact info and I did

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        and then you woke up

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And then everyone clapped and shat themselves

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Too bad you waited for her to sober up you dumb fuck

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        In the new year, I'm inclined to believe shitty stories like this one. Cheers OP. Work on not needing alcohol as social lubricant. This clearly shows you can get bitches if you're comfortable talking to them.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That’s the next step. I am a diagnosed autist so it’s a little tricky, I’m trying though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >this sentence is not something you say to someone else in real life
      some roastie said it to me after about 3 weeks of me going to the gym lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She also looks like she has some decent bush going on though. You know the type bros.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based

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      YARRR MATEY

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous

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      Anonymous

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      Anonymous

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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ORETACHI WA KAIZOKU!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        are u trying to say we are family? isnt it kazoku? as in dango dai kazoku?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

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      Anonymous

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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      YARRR MATEY, OP NEEDS TO WALK THE PLANK ALBEIT

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      Anonymous

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      Anonymous

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      Anonymous

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      Anonymous

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      Anonymous

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  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >spend nye alone
    >go on IST the next day
    >post this thread
    feel good about yourself OP?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no I still have my tubby belly noonoo please don't tie me up and tickle torture my fat belly

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah so basically the key to getting abs is just getting to a low enough bf % so they show.
    Going to the gym and training them can help them stick out more if they are very small however best bet is just to be in a slight calorie deficit and train so you can be lean with a higher weight and more metabolically active tissue so it’s easier to maintain

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have a clear 6 pack, just a flat stomach. It sucks dude.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Let me guess, you are over 6' tall? This is our fate for not being compressed manlets.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That is a man

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    6 pack of beer hehe

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >yeah right after you show me that penis buddy

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOOSAAAAA AND EYEBROWWWSAAAAAA IM COOOMING

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's one witchy looking bitch. I bet she looks 80 before she's 40. Imagine when her wart grows in. Wonder if it'll be on the tip of her giant nose or chin?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stop being mean

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Genitals, duh. That’s where modern witches get their warts.
      YAAAR MATEY!

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    god i love witch girls.

    last girl i hooked up with in college was a witchgirl. she played like she wasn’t interested, then one night asks me to pick her up from a party. we hooked up, then she got all obsessed after and started finding me around campus. we would then have risky, unprotected, sweaty sex. it was great and all, but when i told her we were just friends she promised she would “hex my knees” (she knew everything about me and knew i work out a lot). i’ve been terrified ever since and deloaded my legs.

    also i was 25 and she was 18

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >So Anonnette, since you're a woman you should show me your big tits. You do have big tits right?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I do, because I didn't fall for the bulking and compound lift meme

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >o-o-oh kaaaaayyyy....

    >you wanna seeeeeeeeeeee....? ;^)

    >its kinda smaaaaaaaaaaalll....l ;^*~~*~~*~~

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yrah

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