>So Anon, since you're so big into fitness, why don't you show me those six pack abs of yours? You do have a six pack right?
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>So Anon, since you're so big into fitness, why don't you show me those six pack abs of yours? You do have a six pack right?
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this b***h looks like she is fat. also this sentence is not something you say to someone else in real life, ever.
that is exactly the type of thing a mean fat girl would say.
She actually is a fat goblina. Look her up.
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>be me at nye party
>getting some drinks in and start to become a normal person
>talking to new people and they seemed receptive and cool with me
>go outside for some fresh air and look at some fireworks
>this 10/10 friend of a friend joins me
>we talk about nonsense and at one point she grabs my wrist
>”wow look at all those veins on your arm, that’s so cool”
>tell her i’ve been trying to lose weight and whatnot and that i prefer being lean
>”so you got abs too then or does it not work like that?”
>lift up my shirt a little to show that adonis belt thing but not the rest
>she puts her hands over her mouth and then says that’s crazy
>later that night i’m talking with the 10/10 and a friend of her comes, she starts telling her how ripped i am lol
>her friend later approached me by sitting on my lap, made out with her later that night
>10/10 tells me that i should ask for her contact info and I did
and then you woke up
And then everyone clapped and shat themselves
Too bad you waited for her to sober up you dumb frick
In the new year, I'm inclined to believe shitty stories like this one. Cheers OP. Work on not needing alcohol as social lubricant. This clearly shows you can get b***hes if you're comfortable talking to them.
That’s the next step. I am a diagnosed autist so it’s a little tricky, I’m trying though
>this sentence is not something you say to someone else in real life
some roastie said it to me after about 3 weeks of me going to the gym lol
She also looks like she has some decent bush going on though. You know the type bros.
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>spend nye alone
>go on IST the next day
>post this thread
feel good about yourself OP?
Oh no I still have my tubby belly noonoo please don't tie me up and tickle torture my fat belly
Yeah so basically the key to getting abs is just getting to a low enough bf % so they show.
Going to the gym and training them can help them stick out more if they are very small however best bet is just to be in a slight calorie deficit and train so you can be lean with a higher weight and more metabolically active tissue so it’s easier to maintain
I don't have a clear 6 pack, just a flat stomach. It sucks dude.
Let me guess, you are over 6' tall? This is our fate for not being compressed manlets.
That is a man
6 pack of beer hehe
>yeah right after you show me that penis buddy
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That's one witchy looking b***h. I bet she looks 80 before she's 40. Imagine when her wart grows in. Wonder if it'll be on the tip of her giant nose or chin?
Stop being mean
Genitals, duh. That’s where modern witches get their warts.
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god i love witch girls.
last girl i hooked up with in college was a witchgirl. she played like she wasn’t interested, then one night asks me to pick her up from a party. we hooked up, then she got all obsessed after and started finding me around campus. we would then have risky, unprotected, sweaty sex. it was great and all, but when i told her we were just friends she promised she would “hex my knees” (she knew everything about me and knew i work out a lot). i’ve been terrified ever since and deloaded my legs.
also i was 25 and she was 18
>So Anonnette, since you're a woman you should show me your big breasts. You do have big breasts right?
I do, because I didn't fall for the bulking and compound lift meme
>o-o-oh kaaaaayyyy....
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