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It was me, I was the rapist, and idk if it was rape, you seemed to be enjoying yourself op, thanks for the good time 😉
Good. The weak should fear the strong.
It's the place for it, no one there is strong enough to fight back. You have to be careful with your thrusts though. Don't want to set off the lunk alarm.
did someone hit the lunk alarm at least?
Planet Fitness is based. All the undesirables go there because it's so cheap, leaving more room in actual gyms for higher quality human beings.
but you somehow slipped through the cracks and made it to a normal gym so clearly the system isn’t perfect when it comes to weeding out undesirables
imagine getting raped and when you scream for help the lunk alarm just starts going off
you can't grunt in gyms? seems kind of lame
their slogan even says "we are not a gym. we are planet fitness."
>wearing a tank top
>drinking out of a gallon water jug
I can't think of any reason this is bad behavior outside of them trying to shill their apparel.
It's also incredibly judgmental, so the lunk alarm should be in a constant state of going off.
i go to planet fitness to mog people
another think victim to the locker room
I'm gonna join my local planet fitness and do retard workouts until I'm big enough to confidently walk into the only good gym in my town.
Just do calisthenics at that point, at least no one will complain if you bring a bottle of water that is too big.
my crunch fitness got shot up the other day
Yea I was hitting that shit so hard I thought I was going to attract the cops with the lunk alarms. Good news tho OP yo momma so fat I ended up not skipping leg day.
Are you enjoying your cultural enrichment?
Guys what started as a joke is starting to get way out of hand. Im noticing ALOT of SEXUAL VIOLENCE in this board now. RAPE is WRONG and we need to set an example as a community that RAPE is WRONG. How would you feel if you hammering down squats on the Smith machine and a misunderstood youth viciously RAPED you in full view of the gym's parking lot? There are women and children who browse this board and if im being honest I think the mods need to do a better job at curbing this toxic culture.
t. A concerned ISTter
I was raped at Planet Fitness 8 months ago
I remember your thread about it
tell me more
It had a pepe and said "I got raped at planet fitness" or something similar
I’ve never done leg curls after your story, I’m sorry it happened to you
Hey dude i hope was it was good for you, too
I'm sorry anon
Rape is the natural state of things. The planet is healing and it's a good thing!
I guess they need an alarm for that
Now that's funny
Should've worked on cardio and not skipped leg day.
is your butthole still sore OP?
No but my neovagina is
There is a homeless black guy living out of the locker room at my Planet Fitness. The staff all know about it and are cool with/enabling him. He was literally slicing a full watermelon at the check-in desk the other day.
>local basketball american literally lives in the gym
now that is dedication
I raped a woman in the gym back in 1999.
I hope she didn't deserve it
More like Planet Fitness dick in your mouth
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