Spanish government declares every (female) body beach ready (frick fat men)
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Grab the harpoons, lads! We're going whaling!
homie have you ever actually seen Spanish women? They don’t look like OP pic, no shit the equality minister said this
I saw someone discuss how Spain isn't financially stable, so if you're young, employed, and own a car you could get most girls. Most people walk most places so they're typically not overweight as well.
Spain is full of slim and healthy people, it is literally amazing how beautiful the people are there.
No British tourist will see this.
>Expats are c**ts
>says the expat c**t
I was thinking of trying Gibraltar. Like a mini England in Spain that we own, yet I never hear of people visiting there.
YAAR!
YAAAARGH!!!
That's what I call my dick.
But no, don't actually date fat women. It's not good.
I miss being able to carry my ex or toss her around during sex.
What is that dark skinned creatute in the middle?
Beached orca
>Every woman's body is beach(ed) (al)ready.
Not true. Fat people should stay out of the sun because sneed oils are primary drivers of skin cancer.
morbid means deathly
Okay so why do they want as many people on the beach as possible?
So they don't get mad at 'their' financial policies and start another inquisition.
AFAIK spain is splitting at the seams with multiple independence movements so maybe it's just that.
The most likely scenario is that this is a subtle invitation to mutts/bongs/europoors to come enjoy the spanish beaches even if the spanish women mog them.
you know i am still confused on how you can be fat in spain or the eu
nah mutts dont go to spain only bongs all the mutts go to mexico or keywest
Spain, portugal, Italy etc don’t really have the fat problem. I reckon the campaign is to do with English tourists and expats who are in fact typically fat
yeah a ticket to eu on average is like 500 dollars plus while a ticket to the gulf coast is usually 200 bucks
here in Italy fatties are steadily increasing in numbers, and childhood obesity is especially bad. All countries in the west are moving in the same direction, just at different speeds
Really? I get it happening here in England since our food is so carb heavy but don’t you meds just eat fish and olives?
well they dont ever use cars i guess but i only seen a chubby guy from europe thats it
Italian cuisine has massive variety, there's tons of dishes that are very carb-heavy or fried stuff, and highly caloric desserts. Also even here fast food and other junk is becoming increasingly common. Globalization is taking its toll I guess, big portion sizes and a culture fixated on eating don't mix well with worse quality, denser food
https://www.oecd-ilibrary.org/sites/health_glance_eur-2018-26-en/index.html?itemId=/content/component/health_glance_eur-2018-26-en#:~:text=Nearly%20one%20in%20eight%20children,%2C%20France%2C%20Ireland%20and%20Latvia.
>Nearly one in eight children aged 7-8 is obese on average in EU countries (Figure 4.15) (WHO Europe, 2018). Cyprus, Italy, Greece, Malta and Spain show the highest obesity rates in 7-8 year olds. The lowest child obesity rates are in the Czech Republic, Denmark, France, Ireland and Latvia.
>Do pastaBlack folk eat carbs
You redefine stupidity
Meds being healthy is a big meme, they eat Most vile shit constantly and basically all dishes they are known for are extremely high caloric with Tons of fat.
Just like italy anon said here in Portugal obesity is rising FAST too, it's noticable especially in kids, 10-15 years ago you wouldn't see even close to the number of fat kids we have today.
>30% of children are clincally OVERWEIGHT or OBESE
>12% of children are clincally OBESE
>50% of the WHOLE population is overweight or obese
Just like
said all western countries are following the US, we just have a delay of 5-10 years.
>Spain, portugal, Italy etc don’t really have the fat problem
you're objectively wrong
It used to be that way, Southern Europe is now fatter than Northern Europe. And Northern Europeans are also getting fatter and fatter.
do people think these are tourists and this isn't from a film lmao
The film is very accurate in showing British tourists
>t.bong
~~*English women*~~*
When does Franco come back?
money, country is broke. Tax everything and politicians raise their salaries every year
schizo
How is it schizo to assume profitable/political agenda?
There are countless lobbyings, if your government is listening to one it's because it coincides with their own goals or it is highly profitable.
Or, don't tell me, you think governments are just incompetent and naive samaritans doing their best?
They're communist morons that want to steal all the money. You're a schizo because you speak about the independence movements which are as irrelevant as a match between Real Valladolid and Rayo Vallecano. Mostly just larpers who no one cares about
Okay, sorry for not keeping up to date with the politics of your vacation nation.
I was just brainstorming spainanon. The last one is most likely anyway.
Selling more sun lotion and skin cancer treatments
Redpill me on espania, dagobros
There isn’t a red pill.
>food good
>women top tier
>weather good
>economy shit
>expats are c**ts and I’m a Brit saying that
>women top tier
true if you like prostitutes
>women top tier
>Highest rate of divorce in europe
blame Spanish men maybe, lmao
Divorce is a female thing dude, almost all divorces are initiated by the woman
70% apparently
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-third-wave/201705/who-initiates-divorce-more-often
the women are unreal but they are some of the most gigantic prostitutes on the entire planet
shit eco
nice weather
if you work for an international company it's easy mode
spanish girls are easy and qt
latinas even easier
food is top tier
don't go to Barcelona unless it's summer
i wish i could live in spain but i am broke and only 19 anything is better than america
Europe is becoming America. Don’t bother coming here
god i hate what america has done like damn i cant name a more israelited nation
Plenty of time, you're still young
Spain it's a shithole
>anything is better than america
jesus christ i give you 3 months anywhere and you miss america
since you said anywhere, i did random country generator. you got the united arab emirates. have fun with your haram and >105F daily
i am just reminded that america is slowly killing europe great i hate this hell hole with a burning passion especially the people
let them go to the beach. Seriously. Their problem, if they feel embarrassed.
I feel better, if some fat people are around me. It makes my appearance more divine.
Spain unironically got fricked at the reconquering. Every inch of land got assigned to the most moronic possible bidder. The north is based little farms and even though they have periods of famine it has never been as bad as Andalucia and Extremadura. Everything south of that had been given to the church or nobility, got mismanaged and is now in the shitter.
Everyone that tells you the problem is some other dumb shit like the french occupation, the various monarchs and republics is a fricking moron.
Shit has been fricked since before the concept of Spain even existed. It doesn't help that the south has been dismantled of industry and the richest regions have been given preferential treatment, now those same regions feel the central state is too heavy and they don't need it anymore.
But the women are hot as shit, like when I travel around the world I'm appalled at the ugly dogs that you guys have, I am truly sorry at the global pussy market economy.
No fricking way is that an actual government poster.
lmao I didn't even notice, I thought it was just a shitty photoshop thrown together for the article. It's like they want to not be taken seriously
The minister (woman) of equality is a commie, she also wants minors to transition without psychological inspection.
>the minister of communism is communist
No shit
Spain is just wide Italy.
The Spanish government said this because all Spanish women are in great shape. The only fat people I've really seen when in Spain are boomers and Ay-rabs.
Im fricking done
Anyone who ever seriously dated a Spanish girl know how fricked in the head they are with feminism nowadays.
Not a bad idea for a marketing campaign to try and get more tourists to the country
>fat and ugly? Nono you should totally come to our beach and pay 10 euro for a drink! It good for everyone you see hehe..
I love being Spanish and all the cope and seethe it eternally generates on IST
I hate being spanish, I will die hating this country.
I hate modern globohomosexual ~~*Spain*~~ too, but I love the essence of what it is to be Spanish. Or well, of what we used to be I guess. Spain is going down the shitter like the rest of western Europe just a bit slower ´cos Franco´s legacy.
Cuck
is it really that bad?
I hate Spain because I'm a regional nationalist and see this country as a fake carcass with no actual unifying identity
That’s because you are blind, get a car and see the world.
>You can't see your countries unity?
>leave your country and see other!!
Wut?
your ancestors created hispanics is why all the hate
The worst part about hispanics is how the original language is getting replaced by latín spanish
Hispanic spanish lol,and americana learn that shit instead of spain spanish AKA castillian
Dubs of duality
Is it just me or are Spanish people surprising subhuman? I think it's weird because they are white, but I'd probably have to put them down there with the French.
>spanish
>white
They're muslim rape babies.
Maybe your mother was raped because I dont have a single muslim in my family
Spain was part of the umayyad caliphate for around 700 years.
Spain didnt exist back then and they didnt have the while territory for 700 years,they just kept losing terrain.
+ Muslims and israelites got expulsed from the empíre and converted muslims and israelites too,the mixing was under minimal.
>the u mad caliphate
My last name is literally moor killer
>spanish
>white
are you italian by any chance
You had to get your body approved by the Spanish government to go to the beach before?
how do I get a Spanish gf as a white Australian bros
There are plenty of brazilians if you go to manly or bondi
I said Spanish or at least Mexican
Huehues and argies are the best i can do sorry
Has Spain fallen? I thought the Med countries were still the last bastions of healthiness.
It’s apparently one of the European countries with more obesity.
>It's ok to be a fat disgusting leech on society
haha imagine you need the entire governments support and full force of law to not suicide
fat women and trannies are on the same level lol
Constant positive messages for everyone on Earth except white men.