Spartan Mode

Realistically speaking, how would the Average Spartan physique look like?

Would it be something close to Pic Related?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Like the ones in the movie? They didn't look that unrealistic, definitely achievable Natty.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not bad

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they'd look the same way soldiers have always looked, skinny and semi lean without masses of muscle. also they wouldn't be clean shaven and fake tanned. prob more like picrel on the left, tho maybe even with less upper body muscle than that. crazy as it sounds, when you train almost exclusively for marching fitness and endurance, you don't end up looking like an abercrombie model

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Like this, fucking moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >most exceptionally aesthetic and beautiful of the soldiers, picked specifically to model for the sculptor to look as glorious as possible
      >average
      you're an idiot. it's like if future historians assumed that the way hollywood actors in marvel movies look is the way the average person in our modern society was built

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pure cope

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're coping. Pic related is average french college kids on the 80's, not a single one of them worked out. The statues posted aren't that much bigger than these kids. If these kids trained from age 7 in the art of war like the Spartans did, they would easily all look like those statues.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Forgot pic

          >Spartan dickletts
          Hahahahahahahahahahhaha

          >Hypersexualized Amerimutt is hyperfocused on cock size
          Typical

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >all lean
            >all white
            >not a cell phone in sight
            We have to go back

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              theres like one in the back but he wouldnt even be considered fat in america. hes like dyel fat.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lord have mercy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To be honest that mode is almost identical to the fuckboy Op posted

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not even that
      the girdle line is so embellished

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Spartan dickletts
      Hahahahahahahahahahhaha

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So basically Ottermode?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    babies were bathed in wine, they definitely drank that atleast a little, spartans must've been retarded. they would leave out the midget babies which prolly deprived them of some freaks like tyson fury

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would a warrior be that low body fat?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because 90% of being a warrior is long cardio and attrition, and ate natural unprocessed foods

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they do lots of cardio
        Which is why they shouldn't start as cut twinks. Read how professional marathoners are, Hall was a weak turbo dyel that had to nap all day when he wasn't running. They would have wanted to be higher fat than this so they would have the energy available for endurance.
        >ate natural unprocessed foods
        What does this even mean? They had wheat and barley flour, they had olive oil and honey. If milk, eggs, oil, sugar and flour isn't enough to make processed food than I guess you're right. They still ate 3 or 4 substantial meals a day.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lard ass detected

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because they weren't fatties from the USA

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that guy just has fantastic insertions fuckin a its not fair

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im not gay but that guy is gorgeous

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