take the GOCAD pill

>When not hunting bears and having breakfast with his family like a mortal man, Roosevelt loved to imbibe his coffee from a cup that was “more in the nature of a bathtub,” according to his son, Theodore Jr.
>Roosevelt drank coffee all day long, adding five to seven lumps of sugar to each cup. The National Park Service, which oversees Roosevelt’s birthplace, says the president drank up to a gallon of coffee every single day. One witness even claimed to have seen the president down 40 cups in one day — that’s two and a half gallons.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what the fuck

    although to be fair, running the United States in the mid 19th century sounds like a nightmare job. Small enough that a serious competitor like Brazil or Mexico could theoretically take the continent but big enough to have big country problems like different areas of the country having massively different climates.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Teddy Roosevelt
      >Mid 19th century

      Are you a brainlet?

      >a serious competitor like Brazil or Mexico could theoretically take the continent

      Black we beat the shit out of Mexico 1848. Brazil had no capacity to move troops to North America, sustain a cross-continental invasion or any inclination to.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >we
        you cant ruck 1KM with 20 kilos. "you" didnt do squat

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Half mile with a 45lb ruck
          I can't overstate how easy that is.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            exactly.
            yet you cant do it.
            muriKKKan fatlord

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Look up the Manchu Mile and know I've completed it 3 times with 45lb ruck each time.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                muriKKKans literally get handcuffed and arrested by Officer Cletus if they dont pay for their sewer bill.
                and good luck not having fully-rotten teeth by age 50 if you dont ~~*pay insurance*~~ specifically for it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't pay for sewage, I have my own running water system and I shit and piss in the woods.
                Funny that a europoor is talking about rotting teeth like it's a symbol of pride lol.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Funny that a europoor is talking about rotting teeth like it's a symbol of pride lol.
                your reading comprehesion would make a toddler laugh at you

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It might be news to you, europoor, but having green, hole-ridden teeth is not normal! lol

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I was mocking your (plural you)INABILITY to NOT-have rotten teeth unless you ~~*pay money*~~

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Lol okay euromoron, we know it's normal for people over there to have rotten teeth it's okay

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao I climbed denali, pulled 150 lbs of gear uphill on a sled

                go with your militia to mexico and fight the cartel instead of hunting beaner children who are alone in the desert
                TING TING
                *ahem*
                >USA lost to a bunch of pajama-wearing midget with rusty ak-47s and handmade tunnels

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao I climbed denali, pulled 150 lbs of gear uphill on a sled

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Ted Roosevelt
      >running the United States in the mid 19th century
      Work out at the library a little, anon

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Alternative: GOWAD
    >According to ancient sources, Milo of Croton's diet consisted of a whopping twenty pounds of bread, another twenty pounds of meat, and eighteen pints of wine a day.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >eighteen pints of wine
      Unspeakably goated

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >believing literal century old propaganda
    Guess what bro I drink 41 cups of coffee a day.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      making a hoax about a man drinking coffee is pretty lame propaganda.
      at least make it about him drinking bull's blood or something

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It adds to his "le indestructible manly man" mythos.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          im not even a muriKKKan but I read his dad forced him to smoke cigars and hike mountains because teddy had athsma
          >based bootstraps dad

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He added 5-7 lumps of sugar to each cup, I can think of nothing more taboo to the manly man cult

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If it's propaganda then it's more like
      >YOU should drink more coffee!

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >gallon of cum a day
    no thanks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What if the cum comes from fitness-body, youthful futanaris and a couple of milf ones?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        too bad they aren't real

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Im unironically addicted to futa-on-male porn
          pls help me

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You will find no help here, my friend, for we are the same.

  5. 1 month ago
    /fit/ official food approver

    some historically knowledgeable lad should create a progression plan for teddymaxxing

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There have been times in my life where I drank a gallon or more of black coffee a day. It just made me anxious and extremely stressed out about everything. I was working 16 hours a day and I found it too difficult to cut back. I still drink about 2 quarts of coffee in a day regularly. But it's American style coffee, not super strong.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >was working 16 hours a day
      Based pre-chicago-strike working hours regimen
      Pls tell me you are rich now

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >imbibe his coffee from a cup that was “more in the nature of a bathtub,"
    That's retarded. You get cold coffee after the first few sips.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bro when you're trying to hit hose caffeine goals you don't "sip". Back when I worked at a cafe I used to pour myself a pint and let it get cold so I could chug it later for that sick boost and appetite suppression.

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