TIL that in America they have butter fountains where you can get as much butter as you want. They even have guards to keep the Americans from putting their mouths on it.
TIL that in America they have butter fountains where you can get as much butter as you want.
its not butter lol. its hot palm oil.
>it’s not butter
Better, it’s Butter2.
Oh shit, is it ACTUALLY palm oil? I was avoiding it because I thought it was basedbean oil.
Palm ain't perfect but it's a hell of a lot better.
It's akshually not and the fact that you're not even sure of what type of goyslop it is should mean that avoiding it is best practice.
Palm oil is way higher in saturated fat you dumby.
>inb4 ApoB deniers
and that's a good thing
All vegetable oils are bad for you. Some are worse than others, that's all.
Palm oil is a fruit oil. Like olive or avocado. It's fine.
It's not butter or palm oil, it's WD40
No, we don't. We eat it however it is served.
Armed guards, in fact.
It really is butter if you go to the high class theaters.
My good man, you want Flavacol in coconut oil. Accept no substitutes.
Sir, at my establishment (against management's wishes) we would use Flavacol in a mixture of 1:1 butter and corn oil. As soon as the first pops could be heard from the kettle we would add another dixie cup of butter to really soak in the flavor and then after dumping the batch it'd get tossed with more Flavacol.
This was called Treasure Corn, and was a matter of oral tradition among stand workers.
You all may not like it but this is the body of a man who throws 60lb BiBs around for fun.
>Popcorn all over the floor
>Movie has already started after he’s done three of these
>profits halved because of the mess
>janitor seething having to clean it up
“Let’s take a video of this retard acting like a bartender at a goyslop theatre before going to watch 3 hours of gnomish brainwashing”
He's just fishing for a tip. It's the only way to get a living wage here.
>janitor seething having to clean it up
Not my problem.
You are mentally ill
The older I get the more American seems like the most pathetic country on earth.
As kids we always thought USA was cool and would love to live there. Now I'd rather live in Romania.
Only place I've ever seen these is movie theaters, and if you're paying 8 bucks for a small popcorn, youre probably already a lost cause.
Popcorn and peanut mms is pure kino
>popcorn and m&ms is based
>soaking it in butter is better
>i also don’t put my mouth on the fountain but instead bend to the side and slurp at the stream like a water fountain, it’s much more sanitary that way
Movie theaters yes
It doesn't say butter in your picture
gonna connect a hose to one of these things and give myself a nice big hot butter enema :3
It's literally butter flavoured Chinese sewer oil (Canada has it too, but we have "would you like real butter for an extra EXTRA upcharge?" and it looks way different)
Holy fuck americans explain yourselves right now
It makes the bag hot, wet, greasy. American go brrrr
I never sneak it in my mouth, it's so demeaning to have a guard there. I get too much but its just some extra for car door lube in case we get stuck.
>piping hot wet bag of "buttery" popcorn to slop down in the dark of a movie theater
its delicious lol
im not proud of it
I don't have to explain anything to the coward that won't even tell us what country he hails from.
Do yuros really not put “butter” on their popcorn?
No. Not even the french nafri beurette nigresses I fucked in france 2 months ago do this.
>They even have guards to keep the Americans from putting their mouths on it.
We've lost a lot of good men defending it.
Tony soprano?
These fags. All that matters is that it tastes buttery and it's hot and plentiful. Yes, it's primarily for popcorn. BUT...pump it into a dixie cup and dip a giant soft pretzel in it. Take a hot dog, dip it in and then salt the wet part for a treat you will not soon forget. One small pump in a cup full of M&Ms, swirl it around and eat it with a spoon. The hot butter makes a lot of things better.
We also have hot pump cheese which you WISH you had. The list there is endless. And let me tell you what if you pump a few pumps of hot liquid cheese AND a few pumps of hot liquid butter on your popcorn, and hit it with flake salt (I bring my own), you will think you've died and gone to heaven.
>cheese
You keep using that word, but it doesn't mean what you think it means
it's been a while since I thought about american bear, thank you for this post
I can't think of anything worse than being in a public place with fucking oil all over my hands
Americans are gross
There's absolutely nothing wrong with plain popcorn
Clean it up wagie
>be americhad
>live in yurovirgin now one year
>always see "american" version of foods at restaurants
california
>it's pizza but with french fries and mayonnaise as toppings
>etc shit
>is always the most retarded, disgusting combination of food that no one in america has ever actually eaten
Eurochuds develop their impression of fine american cuisine on weird shit that a hairy romanian cooked up in the back of a food truck
One of the largest redpills of my entire life
no, euros developed all their shitty perception of American culture through your morons thanks to Mr. Silverberg
You're lying.
Americans do not have butter guards.
it's literally in the op
It's not a mouth guard, it's a burn guard
tell that to my dick
>TIL
get the FUCK out bro
Wait non Americans don’t have butter on tap? Holy shit what are you poor?
In America you can get popcorn butter on tap. You can also fill your soda cup with butter if you want. We call this a "Hot Carl" here in JerseyWersey (New Jersey for you outsiders). The best thing too is that you dont even have worry about running out. Once you drink all your butter you can get a free refill.
What food traditions do you have where you live?
>he hasn't deep fried chicken wings in his free popcorn butter
amer*ca truly is a disgusting nation, glad it's collapsing right now
>Once you drink all your butter you can get a free refill.
wtf you guys are fucking disgusting
Jealous? Europeans can't resist putting their mouths on urinals
What's going on here?
I heard there’s falcons in American movie theatres not sure if true
Y-yeah that looks t-terrible. Not at all disgustingly delicious.
>butter
in Europe we eat the Popcorn with sugar, like civilized people.
They're a non-zero chance some fat american used this fountain to fill their soda cup and drink that throughout a movie.
Keto Bros, we eating good!