Tips on making oatmeal not taste like a redneck's butthole? No matter how much fruit and shit I add it's still passable at best.
Tips on making oatmeal not taste like a redneck's butthole? No matter how much fruit and shit I add it's still passable at best.
munkfruit sweetener
nut butter(peanuts almonds etc.)
milk
greek yogurt
taste amazing and high protein
Cook in milk with some salt and cinnamon. Add a little brown sugar too. Done
You have a high opinion of redneck buttholes I see...
Just make it with milk, whey, cocoa powder, cinnamon and some sugar or raisins.
If you don't find milk with oats tasty enough you need to fix your palate
I'm a gourmet lifter, frick me.
put 1.5 scoops of protein of your choice
add some blueberries
and some strawberries
cinnamon and salt to taste.
Just don't eat it then?
bananas and syrup and a little bit of salt
whey protein - banana or chocolate flavour is good, although i prefer banana.
I make it with water and eat it plain. Tastes like wet clay.
1. get really big bowl and put in oatmeal
2. add salt and like 50-70% of the water it says to use
3. microwave for ~4min at like 50% power...mess with the numbers based on your microwave. Let it sit for about a minute afterward. Goal consistency is really dry, no visible liquid
4. Add:
>cinnamon, a lot
>greek yogurt, I use chobani whole fat
>chia seeds
>honey if you're a homosexual
shit is cash
oh and you should use steel cut oats for the right texture
Make it with just milk and don’t overcook it. If the texture is really thick like mashed potatoes it’s overdone and will taste like cardboard. If you cook it slowly until its smooth and creamy, it tastes very good even without any other ingredients. Requires patience though.
cook it in milk, add some peanut butter, chocolate protein powder, and strawberries
>add oats, banana cut in small pieces, cinnamon and a pinch of salt in a glass container
>make a protein shake with chocolate/vanilla/strawberry whatever taste
>dump the shake inside the container
>store it in the fridge overnight
>eat cold the next day
Pro tip if you use casein it will get thicker and not as liquid as whey
>Make oats
>Add cocoa powder and raisens
>Mix and enjoy
>Make oats
>Add cinnamon and raisens
>Mix and enjoy
Anything that takes more effort than that or involves other ingredientsthan those mentioned is decidedly homosexual and not recommended.
>cinnamon
>calories
nty
Just eat cereal or make porridge out of rice.
>inb4 chink
Nah.
Oats really feel like you're eating pure goyslop.
Just a bunch of tasteless wet cardboard slop which you have to cover with full fat milk/sugar for it to be even remotely palatable.
Literally just add salted butter until it tastes good. Other ingredients are just bonus.
If you don't like the taste of butter, grow up.