unironically the only kind of body you need to look impressive to normans
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I am obese and I had a girlfriend once about 2 years ago.
I got way more pussy when I was slightly overweight/chubby than when I got fit. dont understand it.
Its easy to understand.
White women are masculine and need constant reassurance of their power over men, therefore they need a soft weak piggy to be around to enforce this mentality.
She cant feel like an empowered goddess if shes standing next to chad.
They like fat guys because they are not threatened by them. They are not afraid of them, which means they are comfortable around them.
They dont take them seriously and so they approach fat guys more often, are more willing to talk to them, and also more willing to make demands of them.
But fit guys scare them. Only a literal level 99 prostitute from the crack den will ever have the guts to approach a fit guy, and only prostitutes with a thousand wiener stare can ever keep pace with chad.
Chad gets prostitutes, but fat asses, nerds, and weak effeminate beta males, get women.
Sorry chud, but this is real life, and the neckbeard gets the girl.
I thought I was the only one. I had the most sex ever when I was chubby as frick. I think it's a combination of a few things.
1. I drank more and would get out and eat and drink more with people
2. I had more time to do misc. shit since i wasn't doing fit activities
3. I had more energy to try and charm girls. Now I can't be bothered
4. I was less picky
That's just off the to of my head
Sage
PHONEPOSTER GET THE FRICK OFF MY BOARD REEEEEE
i guess Norman here isn’t impressed haha!
imagine sitting in front of a computer and browsing IST, couldn't be me lmao
FRICKING NORMANgayS GET THE FRICK OFF MY ISLAND
Does the 6th of June 1944 ring a bell?
I had something close to that going for a little while, maybe slightly lower BF%
I mean women still wouldn’t even look in my direction but it was nice
Who cares about normans, I care about those who rose above them.
>bellybutton lower than door knob
if that's impressive then all I have to say is...
I PITY THE MANLET
Based manlet detector
>I can pull more guys than girls
Lol not with that ass, honey.
>He doesn't know women love a juicy peach too
BASED i just walked up to my doorknob and i was like 5 inches above it, op image must be like 5'4
>to look impressive to normans
Pretty low bar. I want to look so incredibly impressive that i can make straight guys doubt their sexuality when i take off my shirt
I think that looks pretty good, guess I'm a normie.
Anon please stop being gay
you are a normie, a passerby, forgettable, a waste of space, nobody gives a frick about your opinions, try and get angry, it all be for nothing, the upper echelon is the only thing that matters
No one posting on IST is part of the upper echelon of anything you delusional homosexual, apart from maybe mental illness statistics
Mentally illchads can't stop winning thanks to free gibsmedat 4 life.
>Anon please stop being gay
Thats the neat part, i am not gay, its just tjat making girls wet with my body isnt impressive enough so i also have to turn guys gay
>fantasizing about the most common trope in homoerotic fiction isn't gay
Imma send 2 pics, taken within minutes of eachother.
Your son is ugly.
His mother is a latina. Biggest regret of having a mixed race child, is that hes nothing like me. Cant relate to him in any way
once a week go to Taco Bell together
Give him HGH so he can at least match your height and you will not have a Mexican Elliot Rodger on your hands. Sons who are shorter than their fathers are miserable, and Mexicans are generally short.
Where is she from and what type of latina? I'm white (actually white, not American white) and I have a huge latina fetish that I can't get over and I know it's only a matter of time until I knock one up.
Mexican. She was anorexic when I met her, had a fetish for skeletons. Now shes normal, grew bored of her a long time ago tbh, the only reason im still with her is because we get along well.
Shes very americanized, i dont know anything about actual latinas
Your best bet is to make sure that your son is completely in touch with his white side, and not in touch with his Mexican side. My roommate is half Mexican, and will not stop going on about being Mexican despite having never lived in Mexico and being able to speak less Spanish than me. He constantly over-enunciates Spanish words, and whenever anything relating to Mexicans/Mexico/Latin America comes up he won't stop talking about how that's "his people".
>He constantly over-enunciates Spanish words
Is he from California, specifically LA or the Bay Area? There are a bunch of Americans from LA in my college program and they all do this shit.
Haha yeah he is, he's from San Diego. Worst part is half of the time he doesn't even pronounce the words right, I took Spanish every year from kindergarten through senior year of high school, and reached a decent level of fluency. I've thought about picking it up again just to flex on him and hopefully show him how moronic he sounds.
To be fair, Spanish has a lot of regional dialects. For example, actual Spaniards all talk with a homosexual lisp. So it might be a case of po-tay-to/po-tah-to. He sounds like a total poser, though.
You just met an obnoxious/insecure person. It's not really the norm even among half-asians.
I hope you're baiting if you unironically talk about your own flesh and blood like that you are genuinely a piece of shit. You coomed in a brownie, now face the consequences.
where is he
mfw forgot leg day
I can pull more guys than girls, i get both of course but its more of a compliment when a homosexual hits on you.
I admire your commitment to this bait, but this is getting really weird anon. I can assure you that you will not think this is as funny as you do now in 24 hours when the realization hits.
You don't work legs at all do you??
That sorry excuse of an ass, be a proper gayott and do squats at least 2x per week
Dudes shouldnt have phat asses. Thats gay
I disagree. Therefore, you are wrong.
you said you wanted to turn straight guys into gays though.
please tell me you've been lifting for less than a month, this is terrible
Yet you look worse OP, sad!
routine?
you have body dysmorphia
Are tall are you op?
arms disproportionately too big, gymcel look
same size of delts and smaller biceps is male model chad slayer look that you want
Oh, I'd still suck him off.
>Caring about normalgays
Ngmi
It's a good physique. He only needs some lat and ab work and to lose 10 pounds and he would have the body type the majority of womyn find ideal.
As a Saxon I remain unimpressed