Unironically what can I do to keep my shits regular, and reasonably soft but not runny?

Unironically what can I do to keep my shits regular, and reasonably soft but not runny?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eat healthily.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I found this whole grain no yeast 5 types of seeds bread that tastes really good and my shits are immaculate, even when I down 2 monsters a day. I think it's the fiber (40g per 300g loaf, 960kcal.) Hope it helps

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What brand, I love hearty breads. White bread is demonic

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eyo, I'm a eurogay so it's a local/regional brand.
        It's nothing special though, still mass produced. Sprouted unfricked wheat flower, pumpkin seeds, sunflower seeds, flaxseed...water and sunflower oil (not ideal, I know)

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What can I do to make them hard? Those are the ones that come out the cleanest. They feel good coming out too

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      More fiber. Start eating a bit of fiber every day and obeserve the quality of your shit. If you want it to be harder, increase your fiber intake. Adjust to personal taste of shit hardness.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you want soft shits? You want a firm shit that comes out easy and you barely have to wipe.

      This man gets it

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you tried enemas?

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop eating goyslop. My IBS was fixed when I switched to nocarbs.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh sorry, I can only ironically tell you how to do that.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO FINNISH BREAD

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I eat 2 cups of oats a day + a bunch of PB, coffee and tea too.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What can I do to make my shits less hard? When I don't drink coffee my turds slice me up

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eat a bowl of mini wheats a day

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just eat healthy and stop trying to find shortcuts.
    After a month if you still need help, use Metamucil once daily

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    take 2 tbsp of Lactulose every day

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Might be obvious, but make sure you're thoroughly chewing your food. Get off the phone or computer and chew your food with intention. Don't get distracted.

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