What body type is this?

What body type is this?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      billionaire mode

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trt+hgh+no working out+lack of sleep mode

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God damn, he's so pale.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing wrong with that.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its called being white.

          this is the body that enslaved south africa

          cumskins

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Die monkey

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            moron

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >.t basement dwelling neet

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Keep telling yourself that

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm just as pale. Pls don't shame 🙁

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its called being white.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this is the body that enslaved south africa

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Based boerbod.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He’s an Anglo.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t. looks like shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like my 63 year old dad

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      white rhino mode

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's like he took massive doses of HGH that grew all his organs but then didn't lift... WTF?

      Why would the smartest man on earth do this?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's called visceral fat, you retard

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what no sun does to a mf

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      turtle mode

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This looks like the body of someone who drinks 12 beers a day and eats large pizzas in one sitting while playing video games all day for 12 months straight.

      t. Happened to me during covid lockdown

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What do you mean it happened to you?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he literally became elon musk during the lockdowns

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I put on 20kg and went Elon Musk mode by the end of 2020. I recognise the physique. I would put money on him being a big drinker.

          he literally became elon musk during the lockdowns

          Kek. Minus the obscene wealth and shitty try hard "hello fellow kids" social media presence.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BIG NIPPLES

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't tell whether he's barrel chested or just fat.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How the fuck does someone have ZERO body hair? I can't imagine he's shaving it all off.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I also don't, it's pretty normal

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >it's pretty normal
          No it's not you weirdo

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who is that is that a famous person?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Grimes’ husband.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    barrel mode who could bodyslam you into mars

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's like step 3 of that guy to frog meme picture

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You will NEVER achieve toad mode anon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw I have 14 years of memes memorised in great detail but I can't even get simple IT certs

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >before leaving work, coworker shows me the images of Elon
        >immediately I think of the old classic
        >say damn Elon looks like he took frog tech out loud and chuckle
        >everyone is visibly confused
        >play it off by saying he used his tech to turn into a frog man
        >they join in a brief chuckle
        was the highlight of my sad 8-5 office desk career’s day.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they dont deserve , you belong here

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you have the th...thanks one with the guy that dies and becomes a t-rex with tiny's parents and shite?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LA CREATURA ANGLOJUDIA

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He looks very low test

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's sad but this site is majority subhuman now, that's why it's so bad nowadays

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have read that being barrel chested is a positive trait associated with groups native to the americas

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I got it and I once survived a fall of around 40 meters when I was like 9

        I broke ribs and cracked my skull and had to hold it shut with my hands and protect it from bullies with kicks and reverse psychology for about a month straight

        because my parents "love me" enough to know when I'm "lying" and don't need to go to the hospital because I "would be more hurt if that were true"

        I guess my body being covered in bruises was a normal thing that always happened though

        so you know having a super skeleton that can survive mortal injuries is cool

        until it's not

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wtf, elaborate how you fell 10-12 stories high.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Town built on a mountain
            Restaurant with a big thick railing going around it over a sheer drop cliff to the street below
            Walking around it cause dont give a fuck too hard already
            Kid runs up and pushes my legs as hard as he can

            I dont actually know how far it was but there was enough time to go through a decision process and try and fail to absorb the impact with my limbs

            About 2-3 seconds id say

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What a psychopathic kid. Is he rotting in hell yet?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wow, your parents are fucking evil
          You should probably kill them

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >until it's not

          you're alive and your parents will one day be in a nursing home run by greencard somalians

          you came out on top

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've that I'm ashamed of being shirtless

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This guy is literally the aging stressed male / cushing's syndrome phenotype. High cortisol levels leads to accumulation of visceral fat in the torso which causes diabetes, heart disease, and midsection roundness even when arms and legs are lean. In normal amounts, visceral fat is meant to cushion the organs, but as high cortisol levels and bad diet increase it, it presses on the organs and heart, making them function poorly. It is also usually males who deposit fat viscerally--- women tend to deposit fat uniformly and subcutaneously. Absolutely disgusting body on this man

    inb4 all the chud libertarians swarm this post defending how much he's accomplished--- he is a fraud

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post physique

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >how much he's accomplished
      dude fucked his back up real bad and has been though hell with divorce and alcoholism... oh wait that's musk not Brendan Fraser

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Beautiful anon. Thats all i have to say

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Martian

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The classic "barrel chested" male. Used to be the peak of masculinity, but now barrel chested is considered out dated. Everyone wants basically ottermode these days.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He can fix this. The chest especially, hes got the bone structure to pull off beast mode. I like the pale.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    b

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fat-on-muscle dadbod

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the top of his stomach area so far outward? He looks deformed.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the impregnator

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rob Liefield

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Barrel chest is a curse

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Natty SS

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nosferatu mode, right before he comes back as a vampire

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gigachad hollywood actress impregnator phenotype

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gigafraud impregnating chud to get a chud child*

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Surprised it hasn't been said yet...
    Rocketman

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure what everyone expects, having 9 kids takes a toll on the body.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Melon Musk

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /plg/ mode

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HGH without lifting mode

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    t. injected a mariana

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Today I am going to work out fueled by my white-hot hatred for a cunt economic system that allows such a pale slug to become the world's richest man. Living proof that money can't buy satisfaction.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Necroidmaxx

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    being that white is disgusting i puked

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does he mog Zucc?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      both financially and body yes

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jesus christ he really needs to start lifting

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No he doesn't. He's rich, white, and semi-powerful. That's all you need to make it in this world.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          but why wouldn't you want to be all of those things while also looking like a gigachad?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because that takes time and effort

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It takes just as long as keeping a good hygiene yet everyone does that. If there was a drug as powerful as working out, then it'd be the most abused drug in the world. You really shouldn't have the choice between the two. It HAS to be done. Just like brushing your teeth every morning.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The same goes with praying or showing your gratitude or mindfulness meditation. Should be done every day.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >being a frog standing up is based now because it's the billionaire oligarch that I like
    As expected, you guys belong in reddit with all the other cuck simps.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LUNG MAX CHAD

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bench press specialist.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Space explorer type

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's Gru from DeHispanicable Me body type.

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Barrel chest skeletal structure but out of shape
    Possibly some dangerous visceral fat going on under there
    He should get checked out but I'm sure he already has

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