This looks like the body of someone who drinks 12 beers a day and eats large pizzas in one sitting while playing video games all day for 12 months straight.
>before leaving work, coworker shows me the images of Elon >immediately I think of the old classic >say damn Elon looks like he took frog tech out loud and chuckle >everyone is visibly confused >play it off by saying he used his tech to turn into a frog man >they join in a brief chuckle
was the highlight of my sad 8-5 office desk career’s day.
I got it and I once survived a fall of around 40 meters when I was like 9
I broke ribs and cracked my skull and had to hold it shut with my hands and protect it from bullies with kicks and reverse psychology for about a month straight
because my parents "love me" enough to know when I'm "lying" and don't need to go to the hospital because I "would be more hurt if that were true"
I guess my body being covered in bruises was a normal thing that always happened though
so you know having a super skeleton that can survive mortal injuries is cool
Town built on a mountain
Restaurant with a big thick railing going around it over a sheer drop cliff to the street below
Walking around it cause dont give a frick too hard already
Kid runs up and pushes my legs as hard as he can
I dont actually know how far it was but there was enough time to go through a decision process and try and fail to absorb the impact with my limbs
This guy is literally the aging stressed male / cushing's syndrome phenotype. High cortisol levels leads to accumulation of visceral fat in the torso which causes diabetes, heart disease, and midsection roundness even when arms and legs are lean. In normal amounts, visceral fat is meant to cushion the organs, but as high cortisol levels and bad diet increase it, it presses on the organs and heart, making them function poorly. It is also usually males who deposit fat viscerally--- women tend to deposit fat uniformly and subcutaneously. Absolutely disgusting body on this man
inb4 all the chud libertarians swarm this post defending how much he's accomplished--- he is a fraud
>how much he's accomplished
dude fricked his back up real bad and has been though hell with divorce and alcoholism... oh wait that's musk not Brendan Fraser
The classic "barrel chested" male. Used to be the peak of masculinity, but now barrel chested is considered out dated. Everyone wants basically ottermode these days.
Today I am going to work out fueled by my white-hot hatred for a c**t economic system that allows such a pale slug to become the world's richest man. Living proof that money can't buy satisfaction.
It takes just as long as keeping a good hygiene yet everyone does that. If there was a drug as powerful as working out, then it'd be the most abused drug in the world. You really shouldn't have the choice between the two. It HAS to be done. Just like brushing your teeth every morning.
2 years ago
Anonymous
The same goes with praying or showing your gratitude or mindfulness meditation. Should be done every day.
>being a frog standing up is based now because it's the billionaire oligarch that I like
As expected, you guys belong in reddit with all the other cuck simps.
Barrel chest skeletal structure but out of shape
Possibly some dangerous visceral fat going on under there
He should get checked out but I'm sure he already has
billionaire mode
Trt+hgh+no working out+lack of sleep mode
God damn, he's so pale.
Nothing wrong with that.
cumskins
Die monkey
Black person
>.t basement dwelling neet
Keep telling yourself that
I'm just as pale. Pls don't shame 🙁
Its called being white.
this is the body that enslaved south africa
Based boerbod.
He’s an Anglo.
t. looks like shit
He looks like my 63 year old dad
white rhino mode
It's like he took massive doses of HGH that grew all his organs but then didn't lift... WTF?
Why would the smartest man on earth do this?
It's called visceral fat, you moron
what no sun does to a mf
turtle mode
This looks like the body of someone who drinks 12 beers a day and eats large pizzas in one sitting while playing video games all day for 12 months straight.
t. Happened to me during covid lockdown
What do you mean it happened to you?
he literally became elon musk during the lockdowns
I put on 20kg and went Elon Musk mode by the end of 2020. I recognise the physique. I would put money on him being a big drinker.
Kek. Minus the obscene wealth and shitty try hard "hello fellow kids" social media presence.
BIG NIPPLES
I can't tell whether he's barrel chested or just fat.
How the frick does someone have ZERO body hair? I can't imagine he's shaving it all off.
I also don't, it's pretty normal
>it's pretty normal
No it's not you weirdo
who is that is that a famous person?
Grimes’ husband.
barrel mode who could bodyslam you into mars
It's like step 3 of that guy to frog meme picture
You will NEVER achieve toad mode anon
>tfw I have 14 years of memes memorised in great detail but I can't even get simple IT certs
>before leaving work, coworker shows me the images of Elon
>immediately I think of the old classic
>say damn Elon looks like he took frog tech out loud and chuckle
>everyone is visibly confused
>play it off by saying he used his tech to turn into a frog man
>they join in a brief chuckle
was the highlight of my sad 8-5 office desk career’s day.
they dont deserve , you belong here
Do you have the th...thanks one with the guy that dies and becomes a t-rex with tiny's parents and shite?
LA CREATURA ANGLOJUDIA
He looks very low test
it's sad but this site is majority subhuman now, that's why it's so bad nowadays
I have read that being barrel chested is a positive trait associated with groups native to the americas
I got it and I once survived a fall of around 40 meters when I was like 9
I broke ribs and cracked my skull and had to hold it shut with my hands and protect it from bullies with kicks and reverse psychology for about a month straight
because my parents "love me" enough to know when I'm "lying" and don't need to go to the hospital because I "would be more hurt if that were true"
I guess my body being covered in bruises was a normal thing that always happened though
so you know having a super skeleton that can survive mortal injuries is cool
until it's not
Wtf, elaborate how you fell 10-12 stories high.
Town built on a mountain
Restaurant with a big thick railing going around it over a sheer drop cliff to the street below
Walking around it cause dont give a frick too hard already
Kid runs up and pushes my legs as hard as he can
I dont actually know how far it was but there was enough time to go through a decision process and try and fail to absorb the impact with my limbs
About 2-3 seconds id say
What a psychopathic kid. Is he rotting in hell yet?
Wow, your parents are fricking evil
You should probably kill them
>until it's not
you're alive and your parents will one day be in a nursing home run by greencard somalians
you came out on top
I've that I'm ashamed of being shirtless
This guy is literally the aging stressed male / cushing's syndrome phenotype. High cortisol levels leads to accumulation of visceral fat in the torso which causes diabetes, heart disease, and midsection roundness even when arms and legs are lean. In normal amounts, visceral fat is meant to cushion the organs, but as high cortisol levels and bad diet increase it, it presses on the organs and heart, making them function poorly. It is also usually males who deposit fat viscerally--- women tend to deposit fat uniformly and subcutaneously. Absolutely disgusting body on this man
inb4 all the chud libertarians swarm this post defending how much he's accomplished--- he is a fraud
post physique
>how much he's accomplished
dude fricked his back up real bad and has been though hell with divorce and alcoholism... oh wait that's musk not Brendan Fraser
Beautiful anon. Thats all i have to say
Martian
The classic "barrel chested" male. Used to be the peak of masculinity, but now barrel chested is considered out dated. Everyone wants basically ottermode these days.
He can fix this. The chest especially, hes got the bone structure to pull off beast mode. I like the pale.
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Fat-on-muscle dadbod
Why is the top of his stomach area so far outward? He looks deformed.
the impregnator
Rob Liefield
Barrel chest is a curse
Natty SS
Nosferatu mode, right before he comes back as a vampire
Gigachad Hollywood actress impregnator phenotype
gigafraud impregnating troony to get a troony child*
Surprised it hasn't been said yet...
Rocketman
Not sure what everyone expects, having 9 kids takes a toll on the body.
Melon Musk
/plg/ mode
HGH without lifting mode
t. injected a mariana
Today I am going to work out fueled by my white-hot hatred for a c**t economic system that allows such a pale slug to become the world's richest man. Living proof that money can't buy satisfaction.
Necroidmaxx
being that white is disgusting i puked
Does he mog Zucc?
both financially and body yes
jesus christ he really needs to start lifting
No he doesn't. He's rich, white, and semi-powerful. That's all you need to make it in this world.
but why wouldn't you want to be all of those things while also looking like a gigachad?
Because that takes time and effort
It takes just as long as keeping a good hygiene yet everyone does that. If there was a drug as powerful as working out, then it'd be the most abused drug in the world. You really shouldn't have the choice between the two. It HAS to be done. Just like brushing your teeth every morning.
The same goes with praying or showing your gratitude or mindfulness meditation. Should be done every day.
>being a frog standing up is based now because it's the billionaire oligarch that I like
As expected, you guys belong in reddit with all the other cuck simps.
LUNG MAX CHAD
Bench press specialist.
Space explorer type
It's Gru from Despicable Me body type.
Barrel chest skeletal structure but out of shape
Possibly some dangerous visceral fat going on under there
He should get checked out but I'm sure he already has