What do you think of the Asmongold diet?

What do you think of the Asmongold diet?

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Forgot link.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      he looks pretty good for 30. proof that diet is a meme. just don't be fat

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        are you on crack? he looks like shit for 30.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          For whites he’s top tier. The top .001 percent of white males

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus you think this is good looking for 30?

        Didn't know this was a humour thread

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        what exactly do you think a 30 year old should looks like anon, christ

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        bro he has a teenager body with the face & hair of a 50yo
        he doesn't even have any aging vices like smoking or drinking, and he certainly doesn't expose himself to the sun often

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't even have any aging vices like smoking or drinking
          He drinks a lot of soda

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            yea, his diet is shit
            lack of water, deficient in god knows how many nutrients and minerals, lack of physical activity
            asmon is actually a pretty good looking guy who could have done great things, but his high school experience & mommy issues really fucked him up

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          his teeth also fall out so theres that

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aging is mostly genetics and work, he spends his all day playing wow he's like opened but mint condition unused

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          That would be the case if he wouldn't eat junk food and drink soda for the last 20 years.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude's got a good sized keg belly you can see when he turns to the side in video. He's the definition of skinnyfat

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure his teeth are falling out or something.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        This dude took the 30 year old boomer memes seriously lmao

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he looks pretty good
        I'm 30 and he looks like he could be my dad lol

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he looks pretty good for 30
        jesus fucking christ how low are your standards lmfaooooooooooooo

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the not drinking or smoking and being able to live a lifestyle where you're never under-slept and overworked that allows him to maintain his youth.
        Obv. don't be fat, too.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      is this guy a millionaire? whys he look like he lives in a hovel?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's like moot but rich

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's his whole "shtick". Living like a poor gamer despite being a millionaire. Like it's literally become his personality, his trademark, the reason why his sweaty millennial fanbase loves him. He knows this and plays into it, he's a smart guy like that.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          does he live it up off air? if not that seems like a huge fucking waste of his life. imagine being a millionaire and not enjoying it 😐

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >does he live it up off air?
            According to one of his childhood friends, they knew he was a millionaire when he offered to pay for their bag of chips at the grocery store. He is as far away from living it up as possible.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              he sounds like a fucking idiot

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            He still lives in the attic of the childhood home his mom died in. Drives the same 15 year old car. Wears the same ragged clothes even outside his streams. At first I thought maybe he was faking it for the character but no he actually lives this way.

            At least he will never have to deal with the stress of paying bills, taxes, etc. He can live like a man-child for the rest of his life and that alone makes him tremendously happy. He's stated before he would never have been able to manage a real job. It was make it big as a streamer or become a bum lol

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              > He can live like a man-child for the rest of his life and that alone makes him tremendously happy
              Mate he goes on massive depressive episodes every few months.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh does he? I only watch his short clips these days. Looked happy to me.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                He unironically puts on a show for his main channel. He has a secondary channel on "zackrawr" where he turns the doomer up to 100.
                But yeah hes a miserable fucker. He also has major issues stemming from his retarded his hoarding mother was. He still has bloodstains from his fucked up gums all over his walls because he used to wake up, feel blood in his mouth and just wipe it on his fingers and rub it on the walls

                Asmon is the 0.0001% of neets who made it solely doing the neet lifestyle

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he used to wake up, feel blood in his mouth and just wipe it on his fingers and rub it on the walls
                holy fucking neckbeard that's a fevered dream.

                Ok I take it back, dude needs help KEK

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think the clips deleted now but you still get info on it if you google "asmon blood on walls". Hes also talked about how he broke his fingers and didnt bother going to the doctor so now one of his fingers is gnarled and slightly bent.

                Or how he had millions of dollars but never got a carer when his mom was dying. In fact even buying her cigs while shes on fucking oxygen, which caused her to set herself on fire and almost burn their house down.
                The rabbit hole goes real deep. hes not a complete human.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I remember feeling bad when his mom was dying. There's that vintage video of her playing world of warcraft while smoking (indoors) and I always thought it was cute and charming, but now that I think about it her lack of parenting is probably the root of his issues. Imagine having a mom that plays WOW 8 hours a day like a teenage boy.

                I'll have to dive into that rabbit hole tomorrow.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://livestreamfails.com/post/8256

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bruh

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he finishes his statement
                >"I WAAAANNAAAAAAAAAA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE" scream in the song

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >0.0001%
                0.000000000001%, guy's still gonna die alone and childless in 10 years so who really cares

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            The guy is lazy and afraid of change. He just ignores all his problems. It will all come and bite him back one day not far from now and he knows it, but does nothing about it.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          He still lives in the attic of the childhood home his mom died in. Drives the same 15 year old car. Wears the same ragged clothes even outside his streams. At first I thought maybe he was faking it for the character but no he actually lives this way.

          At least he will never have to deal with the stress of paying bills, taxes, etc. He can live like a man-child for the rest of his life and that alone makes him tremendously happy. He's stated before he would never have been able to manage a real job. It was make it big as a streamer or become a bum lol

          does he live it up off air? if not that seems like a huge fucking waste of his life. imagine being a millionaire and not enjoying it 😐

          >He still lives in the attic of the childhood home his mom died in.

          Remember, she was sick for quite some time and he never did shit to renovate their house or accommodate her with equipment that would have made her life easier. She probably lived in filth to her dying days because her son is a lazy piece of shit, yet his following thinks he's an angel because he brought her a pepsi when she wanted.

          I used to hate-watch this skinny gay, but once all that happened with his mom, it was too fucking disgusting. She deserved better, and it fucking boggles me that her millionaire son couldn't muster up enough appreciation to get her the care she needed to make her life comfortable.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            You don't even know how he was with his mom and you simply assume stuff. Hate-watch gays are the worst, you pay him and you seethe hahaha

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              why would I love-watch a bro who plays video games? I watch people to see their unstable emotions and how bad a video game / streaming career can go for guys

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I watch people to see their unstable emotions and how bad a video game / streaming career can go for guys
                Isn't this the reason everybody watches him? His chat wants to make him mad for fun. That's love-watching

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I personally enjoyed watching lolgenranimo and wingsofdeath to watch adults lose their shit at video games... asmongold is generally a sad case because he's so emotionally stunted and his age is catching up to him, since the lost of his mother he's really lost all concept of living and is further isolating himself from the greater world
                streamer success is a curse, nobody should have a job sitting in front of a computer 8 hours a day in front of thousands of people they have to entertain

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >you pay him
              huh? I never watch his stream and I have an adblocker on youtube so idk wtf you're talking about, asmomoron nut gobbler

              And it's absolutely true. He was nice to her but that house was a shithole and he never did anything to improve her living situation, so fuck off.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He was nice to her but that house was a shithole
                A fuckin house doesn't solve your medical problems. And he said himself he was angry that she didn't try to save herself. She was obese, that's not his fault. Ligma

                I personally enjoyed watching lolgenranimo and wingsofdeath to watch adults lose their shit at video games... asmongold is generally a sad case because he's so emotionally stunted and his age is catching up to him, since the lost of his mother he's really lost all concept of living and is further isolating himself from the greater world
                streamer success is a curse, nobody should have a job sitting in front of a computer 8 hours a day in front of thousands of people they have to entertain

                wingsofdeath.. that guy in a wheelchair? kek

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                no, wings is a gymcel who can't get a date and lives with his mother

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah, i though of wingsofliberty or something like that.

                >he was angry that she didn't try to save herself
                Oh boo hoo poor asmongold, I'm sure he cried himself to sleep in a mattress stuffed with 100 dollar bills.

                He just wanted the excuse to be lazy. I've carried my crippled, diabetic grandfather to and from the toilet to take a shit regularly before he died, and I could have easily let him rot because it was his fault for being a raging alcoholic. If I had the money I would have had AT LEAST a private nurse take care of him 24/7, though knowing him he would have drove her nuts, so you can fuck right off with that stupid shit.

                And no, no one is saying a house is gonna cure anyone, retard, I'm talking about quality of life.

                >He just wanted the excuse to be lazy. I've carried my crippled, diabetic grandfather to and from the toilet to take a shit regularly before he died, and I could have easily let him rot because it was his fault for being a raging alcoholic. If I had the money I would have had AT LEAST a private nurse take care of him 24/7, though knowing him he would have drove her nuts, so you can fuck right off with that stupid shit.

                And no, no one is saying a house is gonna cure anyone, retard, I'm talking about quality of life.

                House is quality of life in general terms, at least many think that.

                Good for you, or rather not, sorry for your dad. But what was he supposed to do? Cut her off of food?

                What I agree with, is that he changed after her death. But that could also be because of the fame. He got more arrogant than he already was and that sometimes annoys me too. It's reached past the point of comedy sometimes. He starts to take hisself too serious.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he was angry that she didn't try to save herself
                Oh boo hoo poor asmongold, I'm sure he cried himself to sleep in a mattress stuffed with 100 dollar bills.

                He just wanted the excuse to be lazy. I've carried my crippled, diabetic grandfather to and from the toilet to take a shit regularly before he died, and I could have easily let him rot because it was his fault for being a raging alcoholic. If I had the money I would have had AT LEAST a private nurse take care of him 24/7, though knowing him he would have drove her nuts, so you can fuck right off with that stupid shit.

                And no, no one is saying a house is gonna cure anyone, retard, I'm talking about quality of life.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's his whole "shtick". Living like a poor gamer despite being a millionaire. Like it's literally become his personality, his trademark, the reason why his sweaty millennial fanbase loves him. He knows this and plays into it, he's a smart guy like that.

        does he live it up off air? if not that seems like a huge fucking waste of his life. imagine being a millionaire and not enjoying it 😐

        He's mentally ill, it's a not a "schtick" at all. I'm not saying he's batshit insane or anything, but he's mentally ill in the same way hoarders are( his mom was and he clearly took a lot from his parents) - he's DEADLY afraid of any change and justifies it with "i'm comfotrable already."
        He lives in a moldy house filled with shit and 10-year old food, he broke a finger and never went to a doctor, his teeth are rotting away because he's scared to go to a dentist.

        He thinks in extremes, his old shitty car broke down ng and people suggested he buys a knew more reliable one and he said "i don't need a Lamborgini" , while people were just suggesting newer Camry or something. He'll justify never hiring a maid to clean a house his mom blew herself in by saying "i don't want to live in a 5-million dollar mansion", he doesn't understand middle ground or just pretends he doesn't so that he can continue to live in shit.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          A large part of Asmonds appeal is that the character he is playing. IF he stops playing the white trash broke cheap dude he is gonna lose his followers and viewers because he wont be same cheap relatable loser neet gamer anymore. That is why he is keeping the act up. He knows what he is doing

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Stop with the fucking "le character" shit already is it really so hard to believe that he just is a shut in neet with poor hygiene and other standards like so many other people? He's not living drowning in trash because le character he's living in trash because he's that kind of person.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              He does play in to the character. He got million views on "cooking 2 dollar steak", do you think he would even half of that if he was turbo normie standing is his pretty brand new kitchen cooking an expensive steak? fuck no, nobody would watch that, that is boring. Now this messy dirty millionaire weirdo standing in his old worn down house cooking his 2 dollar walmart welfare steak which he barely knows how to do now that is entertaining. Playing dumb, stupid, inferior etc and so on gets you views. Look at nicandoo or whatever his name is Asmond has monetized the wow gamer neet archetype and his livelihood depends on it.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                the absolute state of humanity
                we need a serious culling of all the weak and degenerate
                badly

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          no one but redditors is reading your reddit post

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, he's slowly becoming skinnyfat. Which unironically 100x worse than being the holocaust surviving lanklet he use to be.

      Guess everything catches up to you.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is so funny to me he lives like me but I do it because I'm poor and I do my dishes, very funny a multimillionaire chooses my life

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but I do it because I'm poor

        You’re poor because you do it.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Makes no sense, but you're most certainly a hustle university gay.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don’t know what those zoomer words mean, but get your life together

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              n-no you

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >makes video getting drunk cooking steak
      >gets banned for a month
      >assmongoloid makes steak cooking video
      >makes another million dollars
      fucking hate these social media cucks

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >demonstrates a subhuman trait
      >mentions he learned it from his mother
      Why are the anons seething about him not taking care of his mother? It sounds like he did exactly as he was raised. If this dude ever bred (he won't) I wouldn't expect better from any progeny of his.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        he got to taste pink sparkles asshole and you never will

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          gross
          why would any non-degenerate, self-respecting man want to taste that whore's asshole?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      what a manchild

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least he's aware of how shitty his lifestyle is

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    fuckin twichfags god i hate them eat shit moron holy fuck hope you die at least hasan is based tho

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow great quality b8 m8

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      eat my shit moron hasan is cringe moron oml

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t get it either, I guess it’s just what kids like to do. Instead of living their own life they live through someone else’s. They’re not supposed to do that until they’re 45.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        no shit. The future is cucked for young people.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't trust twitchfags much less ones named ass mongol

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like him. I done watch him but I like him. He’s a millionaire who lives like a guy on welfare. I respect self enforced poverty.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, he made a complete and utter fool of himself when it came to women. That shit tanked his ascetic street cred to zero. t. monkmoder

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What did he do?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Idk what that guy is on about assmald away got bitches

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, he made a complete and utter fool of himself when it came to women. That shit tanked his ascetic street cred to zero. t. monkmoder

          Idk what that guy is on about assmald away got bitches

          kek

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            this the chick that wanted to sell her sweat and people said no?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not sure about Pink Sparkles but a lot of twitch e-thots have sold shit like that lmao so it wouldn't surprise me

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why does Amouranth look so uncanny to me. She reminds me of a mannequin

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Copious amounts of photoshop and filters

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                because that's a man

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                filtered to death. she literally has no face structure in that photo and her nose is almost invisible. i feel like it should be illegal to show a photo of someone like this. you wouldn't even recognise them if you ran into them on the street

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/rhLsXEL.png

                because that's a man

                filtered to death. she literally has no face structure in that photo and her nose is almost invisible. i feel like it should be illegal to show a photo of someone like this. you wouldn't even recognise them if you ran into them on the street

                >she
                amouranth is unironically a man
                that's why he gets a free pass to do whatever he wants on twitch
                all the trannies that run twitch know he's one of them
                and they get off on the fact that a bunch of 13 year olds are unknowingly cranking their shaft to a man with breast implants on twitch

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                go outside
                she's a female who was a cosplayer many years before she started streaming on twitch

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah i go outside and see beautiful women (actual women) all the time
                trannouranth is obviously not a woman lmao

                >amouranth is a chud
                Is that why in the sextape they don't actually show the vagina?

                correct

                nice try pal but i literally fucked her at twitchcon

                >people never lie on anonymous image boards
                you forgot your trip code, shamrock

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >amouranth is a chud
                Is that why in the sextape they don't actually show the vagina?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                nice try pal but i literally fucked her at twitchcon

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                post body/prove it

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            the streamer fears the sunlight

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Asmon's bones must be extremely weak
            How many minutes of sunlight does he get in a entire year?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you looked like that no bitches would ever talk to you. Assman is an effortless pimp. Has no care of making himself look a fool. Knows he is a bossed up poon slayer.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            she is ugly tho

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I respect self enforced poverty.
      You have faulty morals

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        asmon has imposter syndrome and doesn't care about money at all
        he loses thousands of dollars a day not streaming on his main partner channel and gives twitch all of the ad revenue for his alt account

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didnt ask

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            didn't mean to reply to you
            enjoy the free attention it's the best you're gonna get gay

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              OK buddy

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    IST could benefit from eating like this. We have way too many fatties here.
    At least asmon was smart enough to see and admit he started getting fat instead of being a delusional normalfag and chalking it up to his age.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We have way too many fatties here
      every time i say that you don't need to bulk up to 30% bodyfat to build muscle mass i get insulted on this shitty board
      starting strength + autism = a cursed board

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hideous man, hideous food, hideous house

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hideous man, hideous food, hideous house
      that's his persona isn't it? all the cave dwellers relate to him and give him part of their pay check, he is like jesus of degeneracy.. as long as he is ok with is life and his looks who are we to judge? really, who the fuck are you to judge a person on their appearance and lifestyle, it's not like he is imposing it on you, just don't watch and fuck off.. you fucking piece of shit...

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >just his persona
        no lol
        asmon has been at this for many years, and he didn't blow up until ~2017
        he's always been like this

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not a persona, it's how he actually is. The man is a modern-day Diogenes.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          lmao shut the fuck up. don't ever compare diogenes to your beloved twitchmoron ever again. by allah

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mother of God no, Diogenes was a fit man who lived in the golden age of philosophy and rejected the world of ego and vice for a squalid existence as a cynical, misanthropic hermit who shat on the streets and harassed people. He was a nutcase, yet intelligent and eccentric enough to be remembered by history as the father of the most miserable philosophies of his time. Asmongold is a sad manchild with mommy issues, severe health problems and a chronic online game addiction. He is nothing by comparsion.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            He literally masturbated in the street.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              yes, but to prove a point

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he was just doing it ironically bro

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        see

        [...]
        [...]
        >He still lives in the attic of the childhood home his mom died in.

        Remember, she was sick for quite some time and he never did shit to renovate their house or accommodate her with equipment that would have made her life easier. She probably lived in filth to her dying days because her son is a lazy piece of shit, yet his following thinks he's an angel because he brought her a pepsi when she wanted.

        I used to hate-watch this skinny gay, but once all that happened with his mom, it was too fucking disgusting. She deserved better, and it fucking boggles me that her millionaire son couldn't muster up enough appreciation to get her the care she needed to make her life comfortable.

        Except his behavior is worthy of judgement when it affects others.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Asmon is enlightened, a modern Diogenes.

    As it pertains to mental fitness, Asmongold's diet is clearly working.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He will actually be dead before 60.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like this dude
    He just needed to lift, take care of himself and move out of that rats nest, give it a couple months and he'd realize a lot of stuff by himself

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's my hero because he's going bald like myself

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't this dude's mom explode or some shit? I remember reading about something like that.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      ....... explode?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. Something like she was handicapped and morbidly obeased and was using an electrical wheelchair that overheated when it was re-charging while she was sitting in it and it fucked with her pacemaker so it set her on fire and she exploded.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ye Im having hard time beliving that

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It actually happened.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    People who watch ecelebs are cuckolds. Streamers are literally the antithesis of the philosophies behind IST, so the only reason I can imagine for someone who watches them to come here instead of reddit is because they want to say moron and are the stereotypical chud.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut your chud mouth and stop being such a moron.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you fuck up in life so hard when you've got everything you need literally handed to you?

    >extremely charismatic
    >doesn't talk to anyone though
    >has 10000 e-thots ready to bang him and clean his room
    >still obsessed about his ex-thot
    >rich
    >doesn't use the money to solve 99% of his easily solvable problems

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're happy, you're happy why change something about it? He doesn't seem depressed or something. Maybe he's banging thots on the side but isn't public about it?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >man is not solving his problem
      >man therefore clearly doesn't perceive it as a problem and is okay with it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >has 10000 e-thots ready to bang him and clean his room
      lol

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m kinda famous but not asmon famous. The reason I started was for my bpd ex and when e-thots wanted my clout and my dick, I always thought about my ex. I think I had a manic phase tbh. Anyway game doesn’t change you, you MAYBE will make a few changes because you have money but you are still the same. I’m 30 aswell

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      because he is a manchild, simple as. he was raised on the internet by shitty parents and now rots in their house, eating the worst food on the planet and playing a few dead games from the early 2000's desperately trying to relive the past, wherein he was young and had at least the potential to fix his shit. but now he's a 30yo mess with a skinnyfat wreck of a body that will crumble like paper once he hits 40, his teeth are falling out of his head and his bones decay while he sits in a chair 24/7 appealing to other manchildren that are even worse off then him. all of his problems are easily fixable but he'll never do anything about them because of his learned helplessness, malnutrition and autistic behaviors.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love this Frank Reynolds like dipshit just because he's consistent. Unlike that roach gay Hasan.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    idk what hes burned more, that steak or his mom

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never understood why anyone likes this hobo looking gay.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally a millionaire btw

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literally a millionaire bt-ACK

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dude bro just take mind altering drugs all the time bro just self dose!
        >Bro just use online streaming therapists who only want to take advantage of you for views
        Reckful is the poster boy for how retarded self dosing shit like shrooms and LSD is.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          all these successful streamer boys have the same back story: they were bullied in school, escaped to video games, got a knack for streaming and appealing to other unpopular boys, and couldn't translate that success to the one thing they really want: female attention; a relationship & sex

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            why the fuck would you use a semicolon there

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              fuck; idk I like semicolons they look edgy and separate me from my peers

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                you_do_you_anon,_don't_listen_to_the_hatersSTOP

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                you like semicolons because people who write well and read a lot of literature use them. You however use them because you're a pretentious wannabe gay, which is obvious because you use them incorrectly

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I haven't really read a book in my life honestly, I'm dyslexic, I don't believe I've ever used a semicolon incorrectly tho; it's rather easy to use them

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Reckful was nothing like that. Idk about school, but the guy never had issues with women and had a dozen of close friends. He was also really fucking smart, made millions out of investments and could pick up and excel at nearly every game.

            The issue is that he was crazy. His mom was insane, his brother killed himself. He had no chance, he had everything in the world and he still jumped from a fucking building. He would've killed himself even if he was a truck driver

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              reckful has serious social issues and always felt ugly
              he made a youtube video literally sprouting incel logic about how 'we don't choose our bodies or money or situation and it's not fair' but deleted it a few weeks later
              he had 0 game, very uncomfortable around women, deep seeded mommy issues, and couldn't hold a relationship with women due to his insecurity and BPD nature
              reckful, like every streamer, only got in contact with women because of his success as a streamer... he had plenty of options but that only compounded his issues since all of them were sexually unattracted to him in a big way
              some go the simp route (reckful, who would buy cars for whores he thought would fall in love with him after) and some go rapist
              but there's a serious sign of what these guys are, all of them are awful with women; you almost have to to appeal to your target audience

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah he was just a garden gnome. Theyre all neurotic and crazy

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Destiny literally killed Reckful. Someone needs to fucking stop that man.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >e-celebs

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >looks homeless while in his own house
    how does he pull it off

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If its called a "diet" its wromg

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think he should kill himself and so should anyone who watched even a second of his content. Same goes for manletcucktical

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    he really named it the ass mongoloid diet

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This man is one of the richest western streamers on the platform too. He spends so little & has been streaming on his alt channel for the past few weeks, he gets little to no revenue off because he doesn't care about shilling or having ads to generate more income. Imagine being mogged this hard by a skinny-fat wowfag on a steak, potato and soda diet.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    hes been looking like hes about to get fat ever since his mom burned to death

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      she did what?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        she smoked a cigarette and blew up her oxygen tank and set her face on fire

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          0 understanding of how people still smoke when vaping is a thing, just as good, better even, more of what you want less of what you don't

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            wow anon sorry but vaping is super gay just dont ingest any nicotine if you're going to go the fag route

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              it's funny people will say vaping is gay when it's 2-3 harmless ingredients but are fine with energy drinks which have serious health implications compared to coffee or tea

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah energy drinks are gay too what do you need energy for sucking dick lmao

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                vaping isn't gay cause its bad for you its because its gay, everyone sees your fat dragon cloud and thinks "what a fucking loser"

                I vape for the flavor, a pure VG juice... I don't really need nic anymore, but when I was using slat nic setup it was pretty amazing compared to smoking... bros struggling with cigarettes just need to get a juul-like setup

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                vaping isn't gay cause its bad for you its because its gay, everyone sees your fat dragon cloud and thinks "what a fucking loser"

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's how she died? wtf

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            she smoked a cigarette and blew up her oxygen tank and set her face on fire

            He also BOUGHT her the sigarettes even though he knew she's smoking with a tank on. She was basically wheelchair-bound too and completely dependant on him, so he could refuse her at any point.

            tbh i can see how it can be hard to refuse your dying mom her addiction shit if she's begging you, but it just shows what type of person he is.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              and what type of person is he?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                The ones that takes the path of least resistance/effort in any possible situation

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >she smoked a cigarette and blew up her oxygen tank and set her face on fire

          [...]
          He also BOUGHT her the sigarettes even though he knew she's smoking with a tank on. She was basically wheelchair-bound too and completely dependant on him, so he could refuse her at any point.

          tbh i can see how it can be hard to refuse your dying mom her addiction shit if she's begging you, but it just shows what type of person he is.

          >He also BOUGHT her the sigarettes even though he knew she's smoking with a tank on

          Jesus Christ are you serious? What a fucking shitshow.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            No. This was before she died. She died of some lung disease from smoking.

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >literal millionaire
    >lives in a mold infested shack eating tendies and two dollar streaks

    Never change asmon

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    what can i do to make sure my long hair doesn't look like his?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      wash it regularly

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        doesn't work gay

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    God I hate skinnyfags so much
    >Be literally multimillionaire
    >Buy shit food because you are too lazy
    Rreeeeeeeee

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it sick it piss

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hard to get 200g of protein eating like that tho

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy is a like millionaire why is he acting poor? to be relatable?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No way it's just an act, dude has to have something upstairs going on.

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    yo richard should collab with asmongold

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i can't stand the look of this guy. I think there's something very deep in most sane men that can immediately identify a weak rat. This guy is a weak rat.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >there's something very deep in most sane men that can immediately identify a weak rat
      exactly this
      imagine being the type of person who follows or watches or even knows anything about this weak rat
      and apparently there are enough pathetic males around and they're all retarded enough to give the guy money
      couldn't be me

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    pretty good. he should lift for real

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >would lifting save him?
      honestly, probably

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    thanks for posting anti inspiration

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Asmon... Everyone here knows exactly how you should live your live. Cool, uh?

    Just imagine our own lives now. Have a nice day, dude

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only take dietary advice from people who look like 9/10's AT LEAST.
    If your organic, all-animal products, high in minerals and protein, largely organ meats, zero carb, no alcohol or seed oils, raw and unpasteurized neo-nazi meme diet works so well, why you still so fucking ugly bro?

    Come back when you can prove that your diet is more than just a theory.
    I'd sooner trust gif related if he told me he mostly consumes pizza, mcdonalds and shitloads of booze compared to some alt-right wanker who has finally concluded that the reason he's losing his hair is because he has been consuming seed oils since a young age and that we must return to trad communal living to fix our diets.
    Because everyone in these first world nations were brought up on goyslop yet some men still look strong and healthy anyway. So maybe it's not the food but rather your own dogshit genetics. You would probably have been scrawny and weird in the 10th century as well so don't go blaming your environment.
    Every litter has a runt and sometimes it's you, learn to live with it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no body posted
      you are wrong + retarded

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    chad hobo diet

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