What if some psycho at your gym just decided to drop a 50lb weight on your head?

What if some psycho at your gym just decided to drop a 50lb weight on your head?

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You'd be off to anal town

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Homie... lost his cool...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking legend

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek holy shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >newcomer to gym
      >take everything out of your bag and put it on the equipment
      >someone comes up to you saying they were using that
      >tell them they don’t need it and continue your day
      >guy is persistent, is willing to fight for it
      >think to yourself- ”gym follows prison rules. I’ll be made fun of if I don’t show some backbone on my first day”
      >persistent guy the shit out of you as a result
      >you run, but he chases you
      >continues to beat you into a bloody pulp

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If this happened it would've been on the news you gullible gays.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Brazil

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mulatto still hasn't got up
      kek

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sides have exploded into orbit and I’m sitting at the gym laughing like a retard at this.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i've opened this thread 4 times and thought this was too long to read
      worth it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek
      Worth the read

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get a boner for some reason
      Kek

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek a classic

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    holee shit

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >50lb
    You guys don't use 45?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would do literally nothing to me.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why'd he do it, bros?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He wanted to and also he has no ability to control himself.
      I'm pretty sure that most of us have wanted to just smash the ever living fuck out of someone's face for no reason but 99% of us are civilized enough to not do it.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably roll around on the floor and cry while covering my face tbh

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He relaxed

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That guy is white...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No he really wasn't lol.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You stupid

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's just good advice, anon.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, that guy is a fucking boong.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That guy is white...

        this is the pic that comes up when you google his name 'shane ryan'
        there really are no coincidences in life

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          jesus. what race is this. i thought americans were mutts

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kek yeah idk if I've ever seen someone more racially ambiguous

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Indian + hispanic?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            the primordial mutt: the anglogarden gnome

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Given the shirt I'd say Fijian-Indian mix, Fiji is like 35% Indian that were brought there by the British to work the sugar plantations.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That guy is white...

        [...]
        this is the pic that comes up when you google his name 'shane ryan'
        there really are no coincidences in life

        >After pleading guilty on the first day of his trial, Ryan was sentenced to 19-months in prison. He will have to serve a minimum of 10-months before he is eligible for parole.
        Australia is a joke.
        This guy would have been put away for years in the U.S., and rightly so.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They guy just stumbled wtf

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Australia is a joke.
          >This guy would have been put away for years in the U.S., and rightly so.

          wat. in the US he'd get like community service or something. worst case is the other guy would sue in civil court and get some money

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      LOL I read that as "Around Gym bros" never relax.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen this before, but what's the story behind it??

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is no story. Random guy decides to do this out of the blue to a stranger he didn't know. They couldn't find a motive and there was no history of mental illness. Just a good reminder that humans are literal apes and sometimes people ape out for absolutely no fucking reason.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      As far as I recall there's no story or motive. He just felt like dropping a weight on that guy's head for no apparent reason. They weren't even buddies or whatever, just 2 dudes in a gym.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        they were friends
        https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10637597/Video-Shane-Ryan-dropping-dumbbell-friends-head-Darwins-Level-Gym-story.html

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a staged fake "prank". That's a fake weight.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't happen at my gym since it's a small gym where everyone knows each other. Checkmate chain-gymfags

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you mean? Probably go to the hospital and have the front desk call the cops while I'm dealing with the pain of having a plate dropped on my face, I'm not some fuckin anime protagonist.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >implying I don't both go to the gym at 3 am when there's usually nobody else there and if there is someone else there that I don't autistically watch them to make sure they keep their distance
    >Implying I don't keep my brick of a 10mm Glock holstered under my (extremely flexible, surprisingly) cargo shorts I use for lifting
    Seeing this get posted the first time was all the confirmation bias I need for packing heat even at the gym. Well that and the fact that there's white morons (crackheads) in the area around my gym.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro i go the gym at 4am and its always me (dyel) and this big motherfucker who i feel is gonna either kill me or rape me
      it bothers the fuck outta me cus there is no one there the entire hour i work out

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        True, I am the big motherfucker. Not to sound like mr internet tough guy but I doubt I'd even need a gun against your average person.
        But I see no reason not to be armed in any location I'm legally allowed to be, it's better to have it and never need it than need it and not have it. I've yet to actually need to even let anyone know I have it on me, and I'm perfectly fine with it staying that way.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          based, no one needs to know you have a gun. Friends? fuck em? Family? fuck em? as long as i don't get searched, i take my gun wherever the fuck I go

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Story follow up?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      19 months in jail iirc according to local news

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >at your gym
    My gym is only for me

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well if I survived well, lets just not go there op.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WTF is this?

    Story time please.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That would be a big ouchie.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess I would deserve it.
    >Home gym master race

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The "victim" must have taken a picture of him to post in a DYEL thread. I'd have done the same.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >guy gets weight dropped on his head and you think that's me? No. I am the one who drops

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Home gym master race. The only person dropping weights on my head is me.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Around ___ , never ___.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would 360 and walk away

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    just make your own weights and get yourself a home gym
    >inb4 too expensive
    doesn't stop those africans with concrete weights and w/e

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Id probably go "ouch someone just dropped 50lbs on my head, I need to go hospital"

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hold a rear naked choke even if he taps

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    all the cops in my town work out at the gym I go to so I'd like to see em try.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    time for neck workout then

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    > see this video
    > don't trust anyone walking by me when I lift I watch them very closely waiting to defend myself

    Thanks fit, you ruined my trust of gym rats

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    nono but really what the fuck was in this bros mind? like is this some type of revenge or wtf

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The real question is why there has been such a sudden, steep rise in dumbbell smashings of late.

    This is a different instance.

    • 3 months ago
      SwedishBrosnan

      so many zoomers too afraid to step in, the result of every single father figure being some soiboi retard
      thinkin hes entitled to become a father because he has a penis and potential walking cum dispenser
      to poop out his retarded offspring out into the world, if any of you are a father then fucking teach your
      sons that its a responsibility to stand up for people minding their own fucking business getting assaulted.

      Even Swedistan has rules supporting you in need of defending yourself with the "excessive force" being
      a "subjective matter" for your own safety and well being.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You should never step up for someone that doesn't step up for themselves. The exception to this rule are elderly women or if a guy is tremendously outnumbered.

        I've seen cases where some whiteknight onions with your mentality tries to step into a couple fighting, for example, only for the guy to pull out a gun/knife and KILL the cuck. Don't be that person.

        • 3 months ago
          SwedishBrosnan

          the reason people dont put the foot down and stand up for themselves is the lack of male rolemodels
          in todays society and whining soiboi stepfathers being the only source of inspirations to be great men

          you can serve as a better example by doing whats right instead of thinking twice or looking down into your phone

          • 3 months ago
            SwedishBrosnan

            and the fact that youre already undermining the situation already shown in the video being a complete psycho
            who attack people in their most vulnerable state in the gym, almost as if you break into peoples home and stab
            them in their sleep.. thats already where you cross the line, it was already wrong at the point of getting too close
            to someone doing skullcrushers.

            you undermine it with an irrelevant scenario that is something else entirely to make me look like a white knight,
            fucking soiboy mentality deflection

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least they hugged it out in the end.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    thank him for sacrificing his freedom to release me from this hell.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >benchpress lmao 5benches
    >guy comes near me
    >spidersense kicking in
    >see the plate coming near
    >grab the plate midair with one hand while i keep benching with the other hand
    >rerack bench and get up
    >guy is looks in shock at me
    >"listen knave, dropping weights on others is a big nono. i have to teach you some manners"
    >backflip over his head and pull his pants down
    >grab him from behind and pull him down on the bench
    >crowd builds around us
    >"please let me go" he implore
    >"relax or it will hurt even more" i say with my deepest voice
    >gymbros around us start chanting
    >"you do nono, we go homo"
    >"you do nono, we go homo"
    >"you do nono, we go homo"
    >whole gym gives him a big protein injection
    weirdly enough it was the third time this day he does this and everytime he looked like to enjoy it.

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