What if someone regularly injected steroids into a gorilla, taught him to lift weights and taught him to fight MMA, then made him fight MMA champions?

What if someone regularly injected steroids into a gorilla, taught him to lift weights and taught him to fight MMA, then made him fight MMA champions?

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the gorilla would easily kill MMA champions without doing any of that
    stop this stupid fucking meme
    you cant "grapple" or "choke out" something that has enough force to tear your limbs off

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree except prime mike tyson would fuck a gorilla 100%

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you actually retarded? Or do you pretend to be for fun?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The best boxer of all time would 100% fuck a unexperienced gorilla. Stop watching joe rogan.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            A gorilla would eat him alive
            Start watching the gorilla channel

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              a gorilla has no idea how to properly fight, they just have raw strength. Put a lightweight MMA fighter against a large bodybuilder, the MMA fighter will win every time. Technique > Strength

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >source: trust me bro

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Technique > Strength

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh shit my bad, you're actually retarded. Sorry to have mentioned it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you actually retarded? Or do you pretend to be for fun?

        The best boxer of all time would 100% fuck a unexperienced gorilla. Stop watching joe rogan.

        A gorilla would eat him alive
        Start watching the gorilla channel

        a gorilla has no idea how to properly fight, they just have raw strength. Put a lightweight MMA fighter against a large bodybuilder, the MMA fighter will win every time. Technique > Strength

        I think mike tyson could beat a mediocre gorilla but there are a few things that have relevancy
        1. gorillas arent unexperienced, they fight a lot, they literally kill the alpha to becomethe alpha
        2. gorillas are predictable they only have a few signature moves, if you can dosge them and get a quick strong combo yous maybe have a chance
        3. if he gets you with his classic jumpkick your body would probably rip in 2
        4. youd have to somehow glue together the mouth of the gorilla, yo he doesnt bite
        5. tyson would need at least a year of dummy goria fighting training or starting with babies and work his way up, otherwise hed also just be inexperienced

        so overall i think tyson has a chance of maybe10-20% of winning against a gorilla if the gorilla is relatively weak and tyson had luck

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          A gorilla would go through Tyson like a hot knife through snow. There is no chance unless the gorilla was sedated, had its mouth sewn shut or something like that, and was hogtied.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The best boxer of all time would 100% fuck a unexperienced gorilla. Stop watching joe rogan.

        a gorilla has no idea how to properly fight, they just have raw strength. Put a lightweight MMA fighter against a large bodybuilder, the MMA fighter will win every time. Technique > Strength

        https://i.imgur.com/mDoX8LO.jpg

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        I think mike tyson could beat a mediocre gorilla but there are a few things that have relevancy
        1. gorillas arent unexperienced, they fight a lot, they literally kill the alpha to becomethe alpha
        2. gorillas are predictable they only have a few signature moves, if you can dosge them and get a quick strong combo yous maybe have a chance
        3. if he gets you with his classic jumpkick your body would probably rip in 2
        4. youd have to somehow glue together the mouth of the gorilla, yo he doesnt bite
        5. tyson would need at least a year of dummy goria fighting training or starting with babies and work his way up, otherwise hed also just be inexperienced

        so overall i think tyson has a chance of maybe10-20% of winning against a gorilla if the gorilla is relatively weak and tyson had luck

        Please, take your meds, Anons.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the idea, but instead of gorillas i vote for down syndrome people.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’re better than this dude

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No he's not.

        >source: trust me bro

        >Giving him (You)s

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        manners maketh man

        What the fuck. Does people with down syndrome not have right to get jacked on steroids? You are the ones being pieces of shit. Let them participate in society ffs.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      manners maketh man

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve always wanted to see a silverback bench press

    I can’t be the only one

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    a baby gorilla could kill easily all mma guys lined up. retards

  5. 5 months ago
    fatty-bo0m-batty

    That would be animal abuse and potentially 2nd-degree murder on the behalf of whoever trained the gorilla.

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