>tears his shit up >can't take a break because he needs the youtube shekels to live >can't go to a doctor because he's poor >getting evicted >long-distance "gf" humiliated him and posted all of his cringe messages online >owns nothing but some barbells >disowned by his family
Lat. The blood just trickled down to his arm. The same thing happened to me in 2019, though it wasn't nearly as bad as in Bloho's case. It still took me 4-5 months to be able to do pullups pain-free.
He was doing well for a while. Just sticking to his lame videos and coaching larp. His videos were so boring that the trolls were leaving. But then he started getting delusional again with his texas state records and "six figgur" income and his bodybuilding coach gf.
I don't know why you morons keep saying "oh Blaha doesn't own property or a car, he must be poor as dirt." Have you considered thinking for even a moment that it's more efficient to not own these things? He's able to effectively run a six figure business from his home, he has an entire high-quality home gym set up, he doesn't need to drive, he makes enough to where he can just have food delivered to him.
>Have you considered thinking for even a moment that it's more efficient to not own these things?
No, because it isn't, Jason. Especially when you have a real job that you have to travel to, friends and family to see, chores to run, etc. Or hell, sometimes you just want to go somewhere out of town for the weekend. Adults need cars.
>He's able to effectively run a six figure business from his home
Lol. Has anyone ever actually believed that someone would pay your fat ass 250 bucks?
>he has an entire high-quality home gym set up
And nothing else. Not even a table to eat off of.
>he makes enough to where he can just have food delivered to him.
Really? Then why do you go to the supermarket on foot with your autism gear on, Jason?
>No, because it isn't, Jason.
I'm not Jason. >Adults need cars.
Adults with no motivation or goals. Jason sacrificed everything to make his business what it is today. >Has anyone ever actually believed that someone would pay your fat ass 250 bucks?
People regularly do, and a large part of his income comes from YouTube viewership. >Not even a table to eat off of.
Incorrect. >Really? Then why do you go to the supermarket on foot with your autism gear on, Jason?
Being able to walk to the supermarket is just more proof that a car is unnecessary for a functioning adult.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I'm not Jason.
Nobody else would defend the fat sloth.
>Adults with no motivation or goals.
People with goals don't need to travel anywhere? Lmao.
>People regularly do, and a large part of his income comes from YouTube viewership.
Yeah those videos barely cracking 1000 views are sure to bring in dozens of dollars every month!
>Incorrect.
We've all seen your breakfast videos, Jason. You eat off a box.
>Being able to walk to the supermarket is just more proof that a car is unnecessary for a functioning adult.
But I thought you were rich and they delivered your food to you, Jason?
2 years ago
Anonymous
You're forgetting his merchandise and coaching business. You can stop now, there's no need to further embarrass yourself.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>You're forgetting his merchandise and coaching business.
No, I'm not. They don't exist.
> You can stop now, there's no need to further embarrass yourself.
Take your own advice, Jason.
he claims to earn a frickton from coaching
He also claimed to be a CIA assassin.
2 years ago
Anonymous
he claims to earn a frickton from coaching
2 years ago
Anonymous
I can claim to have £20,000,000 in my bank. Like Jason, I would also be lying.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Not even a table to eat off of. >Incorrect.
Correct. Here is a tour of Jason's "condo" and it does not have a dining table or furniture.
>Remember when Layne Norton had to sue Hemingway and found out ole blohino had zero assets and collected disability?
That was before his business took off.
Oh, is that why he "accidentally" left an Xbox in camera view recently? Because he doesn't play video games lmao.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Didn't happen.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Why lie? Are you relying on the fact that I won't go through his endless trash videos to find the specific one?
2 years ago
Anonymous
yes he does:
?t=662
2 years ago
Anonymous
That's not an xbox. Please stop embarrassing yourself.
2 years ago
Anonymous
He didn't say anything about an Xbox, Jason.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>that's the face of a guy who disarmed a cop
2 years ago
Anonymous
That's the face of male model, who fricked cheerleaders for a bottle of clen.
2 years ago
Anonymous
is he really getting evicted??
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah, the owner is selling the condo. Our boy Hemmingway is going to be out on the mean streets of Texas selling his ass to spics.
Btw, I can't wait to see how he's going to afford moving all of those weights and barbells without a car. Moving companies charge by weight lmao.
2 years ago
Anonymous
They could easily be selling it to another landlord who will let him stay couldn't they?
2 years ago
Anonymous
No, he's getting evicted. He's been talking about "moving into a house by the end of the year" for a while. Notice he didn't say he's buying a house, just moving into one.
Where in Texas does he live
Houston, I think.
2 years ago
Anonymous
No landlord with a functioning brain is going to let some clown move all that weight and all that equipment right into the middle of his living room. It's amazing he's gotten away with it for as long as he has. He's probably moving in with his mother. Expect most of that equipment to be on craigslist soon.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Landlord doesn't have to know about it, he can just move all of his stuff in and not tell anyone.
2 years ago
Anonymous
2.5k in 4 hours. Congrats NH.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Is there a new video? Time to check out what our boy Hemingway has been up to.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>He's probably moving in with his mother.
She's dead lmao.
2 years ago
Anonymous
More than a little rude to mock someone for losing a parent.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Considering Bloho has sworn on his mother's grave while telling his fake merc bs, I'd say he doesn't give a shit about her. The guy really is scum.
2 years ago
Anonymous
The mercenary thing was an obvious joke and you're an imbecile if you ever thought he was being serious about it. Calm down.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>The mercenary thing was an obvious joke
Ah yes, I too swear on my mother's grave when making jokes. And that time you made that fat guy larp as one of your merc buddies to defend your honor. Sure, Jason.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm sorry that you're too stupid to tell when someone is joking. Jason is a famous public figure, of course he's not a mercenary.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Jason is a famous public figure
infamous is the correct word
2 years ago
Anonymous
Lol you barely crack 1000 views, you fat frick.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm not Jason.
2 years ago
Anonymous
No one else would defend him. Even his father hates him.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Dude he has 100k subscribers on YouTube alone. Get over yourself.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>113k subs >1k views per video
So less than 1% of his subs watch his videos? That means most of them are fake.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>No landlord with a functioning brain is going to let some clown move all that weight and all that equipment right into the middle of his living room.
What is wrong with that? I thought about buying some light rack, a bench and a barbell and just put in the middle of the living room. Am i fricking up my apartment doing so? Its old apartment and everything made from wood.
2 years ago
Anonymous
no you arent. you shouldnt listen to random anons on the internet on how to live your life. lol
2 years ago
Anonymous
heh.. That is kind of what i been doing my whole life
well what I mean that he was super fat then lost a bunch of weight but was still fat, I have a friend like that, he went down like 40kg, got buffier, but is still somewhat fat and even when he attempts to cut he just looks terrible
luv me sammich innit
thats the 1g of test a week body
Non-negotiable.
>tears his shit up
>can't take a break because he needs the youtube shekels to live
>can't go to a doctor because he's poor
>getting evicted
>long-distance "gf" humiliated him and posted all of his cringe messages online
>owns nothing but some barbells
>disowned by his family
Poor Bloho. How has he not offed himself yet?
He tore his bicep or pec?
Lat. The blood just trickled down to his arm. The same thing happened to me in 2019, though it wasn't nearly as bad as in Bloho's case. It still took me 4-5 months to be able to do pullups pain-free.
>long-distance "gf" humiliated him and posted all of his cringe messages online
I need to see this, post link pls
.G.
Holy shit.... Just a couple of minutes in and the cringe is unbearable yet so alluring. He's the lolcow that keeps on giving.
The contrast between his soft beta cuck voice in the recordings and the fake "tough" voice he does in his videos is so hilarious.
This new Blaha era of ments is awesome:
He was doing well for a while. Just sticking to his lame videos and coaching larp. His videos were so boring that the trolls were leaving. But then he started getting delusional again with his texas state records and "six figgur" income and his bodybuilding coach gf.
>that brother's face
He makes more than 100k USD a year. You're pathetic.
>makes 6 figures
>lives in section 8 housing
>doesn't own a car
>doesn't even own furniture
Kek, sure thing, Jason.
I don't know why you morons keep saying "oh Blaha doesn't own property or a car, he must be poor as dirt." Have you considered thinking for even a moment that it's more efficient to not own these things? He's able to effectively run a six figure business from his home, he has an entire high-quality home gym set up, he doesn't need to drive, he makes enough to where he can just have food delivered to him.
>Have you considered thinking for even a moment that it's more efficient to not own these things?
No, because it isn't, Jason. Especially when you have a real job that you have to travel to, friends and family to see, chores to run, etc. Or hell, sometimes you just want to go somewhere out of town for the weekend. Adults need cars.
>He's able to effectively run a six figure business from his home
Lol. Has anyone ever actually believed that someone would pay your fat ass 250 bucks?
>he has an entire high-quality home gym set up
And nothing else. Not even a table to eat off of.
>he makes enough to where he can just have food delivered to him.
Really? Then why do you go to the supermarket on foot with your autism gear on, Jason?
>No, because it isn't, Jason.
I'm not Jason.
>Adults need cars.
Adults with no motivation or goals. Jason sacrificed everything to make his business what it is today.
>Has anyone ever actually believed that someone would pay your fat ass 250 bucks?
People regularly do, and a large part of his income comes from YouTube viewership.
>Not even a table to eat off of.
Incorrect.
>Really? Then why do you go to the supermarket on foot with your autism gear on, Jason?
Being able to walk to the supermarket is just more proof that a car is unnecessary for a functioning adult.
>I'm not Jason.
Nobody else would defend the fat sloth.
>Adults with no motivation or goals.
People with goals don't need to travel anywhere? Lmao.
>People regularly do, and a large part of his income comes from YouTube viewership.
Yeah those videos barely cracking 1000 views are sure to bring in dozens of dollars every month!
>Incorrect.
We've all seen your breakfast videos, Jason. You eat off a box.
>Being able to walk to the supermarket is just more proof that a car is unnecessary for a functioning adult.
But I thought you were rich and they delivered your food to you, Jason?
You're forgetting his merchandise and coaching business. You can stop now, there's no need to further embarrass yourself.
>You're forgetting his merchandise and coaching business.
No, I'm not. They don't exist.
> You can stop now, there's no need to further embarrass yourself.
Take your own advice, Jason.
He also claimed to be a CIA assassin.
he claims to earn a frickton from coaching
I can claim to have £20,000,000 in my bank. Like Jason, I would also be lying.
>Not even a table to eat off of.
>Incorrect.
Correct. Here is a tour of Jason's "condo" and it does not have a dining table or furniture.
>six figure income guys
Remember when Layne Norton had to sue Hemingway and found out ole blohino had zero assets and collected disability?
What's funny is that Layne is going back to powerlifting and annihilating all of Bloho's records while looking 10x better than the fat frick.
>Remember when Layne Norton had to sue Hemingway and found out ole blohino had zero assets and collected disability?
That was before his business took off.
go back to world of warcraft, Jason.
He doesn't play video games anymore.
Oh, is that why he "accidentally" left an Xbox in camera view recently? Because he doesn't play video games lmao.
Didn't happen.
Why lie? Are you relying on the fact that I won't go through his endless trash videos to find the specific one?
yes he does:
?t=662
That's not an xbox. Please stop embarrassing yourself.
He didn't say anything about an Xbox, Jason.
>that's the face of a guy who disarmed a cop
That's the face of male model, who fricked cheerleaders for a bottle of clen.
is he really getting evicted??
Yeah, the owner is selling the condo. Our boy Hemmingway is going to be out on the mean streets of Texas selling his ass to spics.
Btw, I can't wait to see how he's going to afford moving all of those weights and barbells without a car. Moving companies charge by weight lmao.
They could easily be selling it to another landlord who will let him stay couldn't they?
No, he's getting evicted. He's been talking about "moving into a house by the end of the year" for a while. Notice he didn't say he's buying a house, just moving into one.
Houston, I think.
No landlord with a functioning brain is going to let some clown move all that weight and all that equipment right into the middle of his living room. It's amazing he's gotten away with it for as long as he has. He's probably moving in with his mother. Expect most of that equipment to be on craigslist soon.
Landlord doesn't have to know about it, he can just move all of his stuff in and not tell anyone.
2.5k in 4 hours. Congrats NH.
Is there a new video? Time to check out what our boy Hemingway has been up to.
>He's probably moving in with his mother.
She's dead lmao.
More than a little rude to mock someone for losing a parent.
Considering Bloho has sworn on his mother's grave while telling his fake merc bs, I'd say he doesn't give a shit about her. The guy really is scum.
The mercenary thing was an obvious joke and you're an imbecile if you ever thought he was being serious about it. Calm down.
>The mercenary thing was an obvious joke
Ah yes, I too swear on my mother's grave when making jokes. And that time you made that fat guy larp as one of your merc buddies to defend your honor. Sure, Jason.
I'm sorry that you're too stupid to tell when someone is joking. Jason is a famous public figure, of course he's not a mercenary.
>Jason is a famous public figure
infamous is the correct word
Lol you barely crack 1000 views, you fat frick.
I'm not Jason.
No one else would defend him. Even his father hates him.
Dude he has 100k subscribers on YouTube alone. Get over yourself.
>113k subs
>1k views per video
So less than 1% of his subs watch his videos? That means most of them are fake.
>No landlord with a functioning brain is going to let some clown move all that weight and all that equipment right into the middle of his living room.
What is wrong with that? I thought about buying some light rack, a bench and a barbell and just put in the middle of the living room. Am i fricking up my apartment doing so? Its old apartment and everything made from wood.
no you arent. you shouldnt listen to random anons on the internet on how to live your life. lol
heh.. That is kind of what i been doing my whole life
Where in Texas does he live
Oh, so he can finally pay Layne Norton what he owes him.
what ex messages? share pls
A link to youtube was already posted here
homie.
The Clinton Hitman
The lunch lady.
The stronger than IST body type.
"ex fatty gets somewhat buff but still has excess skin and fat" mode
"""Ex""" fatty?
well what I mean that he was super fat then lost a bunch of weight but was still fat, I have a friend like that, he went down like 40kg, got buffier, but is still somewhat fat and even when he attempts to cut he just looks terrible
The Hemmingway aka The Monster
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. THAT'S... THAT BE OUR BOY HEMINGWAY!!!
why is NH obsessed with him?
They're the only videos on his channel which get views. Bloho is easy to make fun off, he's an endless lolcow.
That's unironically more than Blaha OHPs at the moment lmao.
Hello NH
No, I'm serious. Look at Blaha's latest OHP videos. Half-repping 90lbs or some shit. NH is pathetic, but Blaha is just sad at this point.
Ubercuck. I fricked his online GF's ass raw. He doesn't know though. Girls don't like fat fricks who lift
The Aussie that looks like a troony?
I want to believe.
The author
The NORF FC aka ENGERLAND GOALS
Anyone know what happened to the fitmisc?
Larry the Lobster
tyler1
>Blaha
>56 posts
>Ctrl+f "GOMAD"
> 0/0
I leave for 5 small years and what has this board become?
that's our boy hemingway
He had such a comfy life in the UK and he fricked it all up didn't he lmao
el gigante
Blaha's like 5'6, though.
el pequeño